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Good evening.

So nice of you to come for tea.

It's very pleasant to observe the amenities even in America.

Unfortunately, one of my other guests performed rather badly.

He took one sip and fell to the floor like a common drunk.

Not even a with your leave or a by your leave.

He just left.

piece of my good china, too.

But what I shall never forgive him for, he took the cup of tea I had been saving

for another guest, a dear friend of mine.

Ah, here comes our guest now.

Just walk straight ahead, Tom. You won't get hurt.

What's going on here?

Wake up,

baby! No!

You carry so much dough.

That's the 53rd time you've counted it, kid.

Yeah, it comes out the same every time.

18 ,000 beautiful bucks!

Don't get so excited. We can't spend a nickel on it. Not a nickel. We can't

a finger until we find out how things stand.

It's been almost two days, Bill.

Two days in this crummy hole. I want to get moving.

You should have thought of that before.

Told you to keep your hands in your pockets and your gun in your holster.

you can't listen to reason. I crawled already, didn't I? I said I was wrong.

Can't you quit picking on me?

My own fault.

Never should have hooked up with a green kid.

We got the dough, didn't we?

Yeah, we got the dough.

Stick -ups one thing, shooting something else.

I just winged him.

He's, uh, he's home now. He's bragging about it to the kiddies.

I never load my gun on a heist.

Saves me from temptation.

Yeah, you're the old master, all right. You got the diploma.

On the state pen.

Little stretch makes you think things out.

You can have it.

I got different ideas.

I'm gonna take my cutting head south.

Where they got hot white sand and they drink rum from coconuts.

That's for me.

Nuts.

You think I don't mean it?

Seen your type before, kid. You're all the same.

One job leads to the next and...

Then you pull that trigger figure once too often. I'd do it again.

I shoot anybody who tries to stop me. Well, next time, make sure you don't

any witnesses.

You think that thing got a good look at us, Phil?

How should I know?

You should have listened to me. You should have let me blast her.

You got one answer for everything, haven't you? You got any better answer?

She's playing footsie with the cops right now, and we're sitting around here

afraid to show our face.

Man, if we only had a radio, we don't even know what's going on.

What are you doing?

I'm going out.

Where to?

Get a couple of sandwiches and a newspaper. I'll be right back.

You think that's a good idea, Phil?

Let's, uh... Let's send off with that stuff like we've been doing.

I need a little fresh air, kid. Don't worry, I'll be careful.

Then why can't I go?

Because you shoot the first guy that looks at you sideways, that's why.

Go on.

Go on!

It's your funeral. Don't blame me if you get picked up.

Can't you shut up?

They pick me up, they'll have you ten minutes later.

So don't wish me any bad luck.

What would you like today?

You got any corned beef?

Right. A couple of corned beefs on rye to go, please.

Yes. And a couple of cans of cold beer.

What kind of beer?

Anything you guys like is cold.

Right.

You want mustard on these sandwiches?

Meester! Hmm?

You want mustard?

Yeah, I want mustard.

rest of it. It gets better as it goes along.

Dame says she saw the whole thing and identified the men who did it.

At least the guy who fired the shot. She's not so sure about the other one.

What do we do, Phil?

I said this thing can hang it.

You can see her face.

You think I'm going to take this rap along?

Relax, will you?

Eat your sandwich.

I won't be the patsy, Phil.

You stop worrying, you'll get to your beets and your coconuts. It ain't funny.

We got to do something.

I'm going to do something.

The papers say they're giving this thing police protection.

I said I'm going to do something. Yeah, what, what, what?

Will you please stop hollering, kid? You're giving me a headache.

I can't even digest my food.

Leave it to me, will you? I got a plan.

Hey, what are you doing? Relax, relax.

Will you stop hollering?

I'm just taking a couple of bucks here for what I got in mind. Here, all right?

You can hold on to the rest of it. I trust you with it until I get back.

Don't get any wild ideas. Don't leave the room.

If we have any visitors, watch the trigger finger.

Yeah, sure, Phil.

to talk to Marty Hirsch.

I'm sorry, but Mr. Hirsch is in conference.

Yeah, well, never mind that conference jazz, sweetie. You just pick up the

phone, tell him an old friend from Riverside Heights wants to see him.

come out at a conference.

Mary.

Mr. Hirsch, I'm sorry, but there's a gentleman here who wants to see you. He

says he's a friend from Riverside Heights.

Yes, sir.

He'll be right out.

Marty, baby, how are you?

Look for me talking to Stockholm. I got a customer inside.

What's the matter, Marty? You ashamed of your friends?

I told

you

never to come here.

We should do all our business by phone. No, no, no, no. You got me all wrong,

Marty.

I didn't come here to sell you any goods. I'm out of that business now.

Oh?

Well, what is it then?

I just want you to do a favor for an old pal.

What kind of favor?

You got a big uniform department there, right?

You know what I got.

Maybe I'll do some business with you.

Maybe I'll buy something.

That's what I want, Marty.

How do I look?

Phil, don't do anything foolish.

Don't give me any philosophy. How do I look?

Like your own worst enemy.

You think it'll pass?

Sure it'll pass. It's authentic.

What about the Patsies?

The what?

The Patsies. Don't you talk English? The Badgers.

What about them?

Well, I want them. I want the real things.

I don't know if I got any real ones. You got them. You got them.

Oh, look. Don't look. Get them.

Stick that on my cap, will you?

here without using the elevator.

There's a stairway. You turn right at the first door you come to.

Think I'm gonna go?

You got me.

Take it easy, Marty.

Phil. Yeah?

What are you gonna do?

What am I gonna do? Never mind. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Pardon, officer. Isn't there a post office in this neighborhood?

Post office.

Uh, post office. Yeah, it's, uh, seven blocks this way.

And then it's, uh, three over to the left. You better take a bus.

Oh, I thought it much nearer. No, no, I'm sorry, it's not.

Thank you very much, officer. All right, all right.

Tom Spinelli, how are you?

I got caught this morning, so I'm finishing up the post.

I usually do four to 12, third squad.

Got transferred last week from 52nd.

What are you, alone?

No, this fella upstairs.

Miller, the department handball champ.

Oh, yeah, that four -wall handball champion. What's his first name, George?

No, Max. Max Miller. You know?

Max Miller.

That has a familiar ring.

I think we were together at the academy.

I'll go up and show you a loan. Sure.

Top of the stairs, 2B.

2B, right on top of the stairs.

Thanks a lot.

Hi, Miller.

Want to play some handball?

Sure. For how much?

I don't think I've ever seen you around here before.

I had court this morning, so the lieutenant told me to finish up the

I usually do four to twelves.

I got transferred last week in the 52nd.

You want to run down for some coffee or something? I got ten minutes before I

ring in.

Good deal.

I'll grab a container and I'll be right back.

Thanks. Sure.

Police department, lady.

What do you want?

Can I use your phone?

Thanks a lot, lady.

Here.

Who are you going to call? Your girlfriend?

Yeah. I'm going to call the mayor, ask him for a raise.

The work you guys do, you ought to take a cut.

You got us all wrong, lady. We are not money.

I'll believe that when I see those killers in the hut.

Hey, did you, uh, can you identify those both men?

I don't know.

But I'm sure about one of them.

How many times do I have to tell you people that?

What do you expect for crying out loud?

I was excited.

I don't see guys getting killed every day.

Well, are you going to use the phone, or do you want me to make you some coffee

and cake while you watch TV?

That's a pretty good one.

You poor guy.

You work so hard.

You here all alone, lady?

Yes. What's it to you?

What's in there?

The bedroom.

Get in there, lady.

What is this?

A joke?

This is no joke, lady. Get in there. Move.

What is this?

What's this all about?

Oh.

You're one of the... I won't say anything.

I won't say anything.

I won't say anything.

I won't say anything.

Get down there.

Don't say anything, please.

Thanks a lot, pal.

Do the same for you someday.

Keep the old right arm loose.

Yeah, okay.

Boy, I'll be glad to get back on those four to twelve.

Too early in the morning for me.

Take it easy.

In case you're wondering, Davy was apprehended by the police.

As for Phil, the police gave him an excellent funeral. After all, he did die

uniform. As for Alfred Hitchcock, he'll be back presently.

That exhausts our supply of commercials.

To say nothing of our audience.

Next week, we shall all reassemble, renewed and refreshed.

Until that happy day, good night.

Thank you.

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