All language subtitles for Alfred Hitchcock s02e20 Malice Domestic

Good evening.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the
first case on today's docket is entitled

Malice Domestic.

I hasten to add, however, that Malice
Domestic is not about the servant

nor is it a puff for imported wines.

It is concerned with some mysterious
doings in a family of three.

Carl Borden, his wife Annette, and their
charming dog Cassandra.

To give you a clearer picture of exactly
what happened, we now transport you to

the scene of the crime where we shall
reenact it.

to have a farewell drink together.

You've no idea how much I'm going to
miss you.

Town won't be the same without you.

Well, I'll miss you too. All of you.
It's been wonderful living here. I've

so many friends.

We're counting on absence making the
heart grow fonder.

That's the trouble with a career.

The firm commands you can only obey.

But I love it. We mustn't lose touch
with one another.

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Annette, she's
not going to Timbuktu.

San Francisco's only 90 miles.

I'll certainly be coming to visit you if
you'll have me. I want to see how

Cassandra is getting along.

I'm so glad you're taking her.

Cassandra, what a name for a dog.

It's a shame you have to give her away.

Well, I can't have a dog that big in an
apartment.

Well, you couldn't have given us
anything that Carl would like better. He

all dogs, with or without pedigree.

You'll have to tell me exactly what she
likes to eat.

Oh, she's not at all finicky. It's
quantity with her, not quality.

If you cook for her the way you cook for
me, she'll put on ten pounds in a week.

Carl's spoiled.

What more could a man want?

He's got a wife that's an artist in the
studio and an artist in the kitchen.

It's his art I'm worried about.

Brady becomes so entranced with the dog,
he'll never finish his book.

Come September, we'll have your
publishers howling across the country. I

won't find Cassandra too much trouble.
She's quite housebroken. I'm sure we

won't. Just be firm. Treat her as you do
Carl. No dog can stand for that.

Let's have a dance.

We'll see you later. Well,

if you can stand spending your last
night doing a last -generation foxtrot,

be a very happy partner.

Mr. Harrison, I shall be delighted.

I'm going to miss you.

That was a wonderful party.

You know, despite...

What she says, I think Lorna's really
very glad she's going to San Francisco,

don't you?

Well, I suppose if the firm's sending
her, she can't do much about it. Where's

that dog?

Cassandra!

Cassandra!

Oh, for heaven's sake.

A big thing like you huddling there in
the corner.

You're just a big baby, that's what you
are.

We're going to be good friends, aren't
we?

Well,

she certainly seems to like you.

All the girls do.

Go on over and shake hands with the lady
of the house. Come on, Cassandra.

Come on. Come on, idiot girl.

Come on.

What do you think?

That's beautiful there.

What color do you plan to make the
glaze?

Oh, some sort of an antique green, a
celadon to carry out the Chinese effect.

I really think that's one of the best
things you've done.

How's your work coming?

Fine. You'll be finished by the 15th. I
think so.

Carl, I try very hard.

Not only because of the deadline, but
this is a perfect time for storylines.

writing as fast as I can.

Here, sir.

I'm sure you are.

Well, we'd both better get back to our
work.

Oh, you know what all work and no play
makes.

What's the matter, darling?

I just wanted your opinion on my vase.

Something's wrong. What is it?

It's nothing.

I've just been working very hard, and
you know how I am when I'm in one of my

creative moves.

Just tell me what I've done.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Now, don't tell me it's nothing. It's
been going on for weeks.

Ever since you came back from that trip,
you've been different.

Carl, that's what I've been thinking
about you.

You know, I think we're two very stupid
people imagining all sorts of things

that don't exist.

You mean there's nothing really wrong?

Of course not, you idiot.

Well, it just goes to show you two women
can't live happily in the same house.

Oh, that was a delicious dinner,
Annette. I still contend you're the best

in town.

You're always so flattering, Perry.
You've no idea what it does to my

How about a liqueur? Oh, thanks.

Your usual green mint over ice?

Yes, please.

How about you, darling?

You don't have to ask me.

How's everything at the bank, Perry?

I suppose my investments are losing
money.

You know I look after them as if they
were my very own.

What's the matter?

Oh, indigestion, I guess.

I'm all right now.

Had better call Dr. Wingate. No, no, no,
it's nothing. I'm all right now. I'll

get some ice.

You know, you really do look ill.

Do you have indigestion often?

No, but whenever we have strawberry
shortcake, he always overindulges.

That I can't deny.

golf on tuesday how about having lunch
with me at the club i'd love to oh what

are you working on now oh a vase it's
based after an old chinese design i

it's one of the best things she's ever
done oh i'd like to buy it when it's

finished i'd like you to have it perry

Do you seriously think you should go on?
Hello, Ralph. Can you come over right

away? I've got a terrible pain in my
stomach.

I don't know what it is.

What is it?

Well, it could be a virus or something
he ate.

What did he have for dinner?

Cold vichyssoise, chicken cooked in a
wonderful wine sauce, broccoli holidays,

and strawberry shortcake.

Well, that's a little rich.

That's probably what it was, but he'll
run some tests on you next week just to

make sure.

Now, you just take it easy.

There's nothing serious, is it, Ralph?
Oh, I don't think so. Of course, I'll

know better next week. Just see that he
gets some rest, Annette.

Yes, I will.

Annette, how about lunch? One o 'clock,
all right?

Yes, one o 'clock's fine.

Do you have your lift, Perry?

Oh, no, thanks. I have my own car.

Carl, don't you think you'd better go to
bed?

In a minute.

What do you say, baby, you want to go to
bed now?

feeling much better it was nothing well
just the same he should have a checkup

we we all should have though i must say
for somebody who's elbow deep and play

all day long you're looking remarkably
well oh i have my play days and my good

days this is one of my good days oh had
lunch oh thanks i'm skipping it uh

taking my own prescription although i uh
i will have some coffee oh fine waiter

a cup for dr wingate please

Have you heard anything from Lorna?

Yes, she telephoned last night. She
adores San Francisco.

She wanted to know all about Cassandra,
of course.

We must have talked at least a half
hour.

She wants us to come up and stay with
her.

Well, the change could do you both good.

You haven't been feeding Carl too much
strawberry shortcake again, have you?

I watch his diet like a hawk.

Actually, he's losing weight. Good,
good. I know how difficult that is.

Physician, heal thyself.

You know, on...

Second thought, I don't think I'd better
wait for that coffee. Well, if I intend

doing any work today, I'd better get on
home. Oh, Perry, I'm going to pay you a

professional visit in the next few days.
A few bad investments I want to unload.

Listen to too many patients on stocks.

And since you're leaving, Annette, I can
drop you. Oh, no, don't bother. You're

in a hurry.

Well, got to make a house call. Takes me
right past your place.

Well, it's not out of the way.

Thanks for lunch, Perry.

I'll talk to you later.

Perry.

Thank you, Ralph.

That's Cassandra.

Something must be wrong.

How do you feel now?

Better, thanks.

Ralph, what is it? Oh, honey, I'm sorry
about that vase.

I was just putting it back on the shelf
when I blacked out. Oh, it doesn't

matter. What's wrong, Ralph?

Well, that's what I'm trying to find
out.

I want you to stay in bed for a couple
of days. I'm going to put him on a light

diet, fruit juices and soups, nothing
solid. Light diet, my eye.

Annette likes to cook and I like to eat.

You want to deprive us of a... Nothing
solid, understand?

Oh, don't worry about that.

After all those tests you gave me and
those gadgets you use I ought to be able

to eat anything You just behave and do
as your wife tells you Oh, I'll take you

to the door That's all right, Annette, I
can find my way out Come

on,

baby, come on, girl That's right, come
on Get up, get up, come on

Don't you think you ought to get some
rest?

In a minute, honey, in a minute.

Cassandra?

Hiya, baby.

Carl!

You shouldn't be up. You should have
called me.

Oh, I feel fine. A little sore, that's
all.

But am I hungry?

I'll get you some juice.

How about you, baby? You have breakfast
yet?

Oh, hello, Ralph.

How do you feel?

Fine. I'm awfully hungry, though.

Haven't eaten yet?

No.

Good. Don't. I want to run another test
while the stomach is empty.

Oh, not again.

I'll be right over.

Oh, good morning, Ralph. Morning,
Annette.

How's Carl?

He's feeling much better.

He's working.

I brought him some orange juice, but he
said that you didn't want him to have

any yet.

That's right. Oh, Annette.

I'd like to speak to Carl alone, if you
don't mind.

Of course I don't mind.

Good morning, Ralph.

What are you looking so happy about?

Carl, I want you to be serious for a
moment.

You were mighty sick yesterday.

You're telling me.

You're lucky not to be dead.

Where did you have lunch yesterday?

What did you eat?

I ate at home. Annette fixed me a bowl
of onion soup before she went out to

lunch with Perry.

So you ate the soup and soon after you
were seized with violent pains,

collapsed, unconscious, right?

Yeah.

The report I got from the laboratory
this morning shows that you swallowed at

least a grain and a half of arsenic.

A grain and a half? That's quite a dose,
isn't it? Could have been fatal.

Well, how could I have gotten any
arsenic? Fresh vegetables or something?

They spray them, don't they? They don't
spray with arsenic anymore.

Then there was that other attack last
week, remember?

Yeah. You ate at home then, too.

What are you hinting at? I'm not
hinting. I'm telling you.

The chances against it being accidental
are one in a thousand.

Someone is feeding you arsenic.

If I didn't know you so well, I'd break
your neck.

I know what you're driving at, but
you're wrong.

If I've been poisoned, there's obviously
some kind of a weird accident.

Arsenic is easy to get, Carl.

Ant paste, weed killer. All right, I've
heard enough.

I'm sorry, but I had to tell you.

I can't stop you from thinking your
rotten thoughts, but I can't stop you

talking, and I will.

If you so much as breathe a word of this
to anyone, I'll kill you.

And don't forget that because I mean it.

Goodbye, Ralph.

Goodbye, Carl.

I've told you.

Now it's up to you.

What did he say? What's wrong?

Oh, he just used a lot of medical
jargon. I don't think he knows any more

do. I've got a nervous stomach, that's
all. But now I feel fine.

You know what I think we ought to do?

Go away on that vacation we've been
promising ourselves.

Do you remember that lake in back of
Tahoe where we used to go?

Big Leaf Lake.

I think we're ready for a little
lonesome fishing.

I think that's a great idea. We'll start
in the morning.

I'll be all right then.

Oh, but what about your vase? Don't you
want to finish that first?

Come here.

I want to show you something.

Well?

What a beautiful color.

I never saw a green like that.

That's the secret of my success, mixing
colors.

But how do you get that translucent
quality?

You won't go telling my professional
secrets, will you? No, I swear.

It's a copper glaze.

Remember when we were in the south of
France last year? Well, I went over to

Valerie to see the ceramics. I learned
this trick from one of the artists I met

there. I sprinkle a little of something
they call the moche green into the glaze

before I fire it.

Hello?

Oh, Perry.

Yes, he's feeling much better.

And we're going on a fishing trip
tomorrow.

Yes, I'll call you as soon as we get
back.

Yes.

Oh, sure.

Yes, we'll send you a pretty picture
postcard.

Okay.

All right, goodbye, dear.

Well, I guess there's no harm in the
juice now. You must be starved.

Bennett, do you love me?

Why, yes, of course I do.

Why did you suddenly ask a thing like
that?

As to you, darling.

Yeah. Cut for the road.

Bags all packed?

All packed.

I want no complaints out of you.

Oh, I forgot the sugar.

Now you're going to behave yourself at
that kennel while we're gone.

Oh, did you get my fishing equipment?

You bet. That's the most important part
of the luggage.

Remember the first time we went to Lake
Tahoe?

That log cabin by the lake?

Yeah.

With the two bunk beds and one blanket
for the two of us.

And I got cold. Let's not talk about the
past.

Long live the future.

Hey, better get the bags in the car.

All right, now stop that.

Come on.

And don't look at me with those big,
lumped eyes.

What goes on behind those big, sensitive
eyes of yours, hmm?

Oh, if you could only talk.

A lot of privacy a couple would get
then, wouldn't they?

I guess God knew what he was doing when
he made man's best friend dumb.

Bless you for being dumb, baby.

Or not.

I don't see the liquor here.

I remember seeing your packet, but...
Oh, I know. It's in the study. Come in.

Honey, I forgot the...

I

wish it had been me, Perry.

I can't understand it.

Take it easy, Carl.

Well, if it had to happen, I'm glad it
happened this way.

You wouldn't let me take care of you,
but the fates did.

Obviously, she was overconfident.

Some little thing distracted her
attention, and she made the mistake and

the wrong cup of coffee.

She poisoned herself instead of you.

But she seemed so happy with me.

We were going on a trip together.

I don't want you to worry about anything
here. There won't be any unpleasant

scandal or publicity, nothing like that.

You see, I knew.

And in spite of what you said to me
yesterday, I told Chief Nichols.

Well, he and I talked to the coroner,
and they've agreed to play it down as

as possible.

I think you ought to get away from here
as soon as you can.

Away from this house.

Make a complete break.

I took a big chance, baby.

But it worked.

The first time I wasn't too sick because
I just took a small dose of arsenic.

But that second time... That second time
you almost lost me altogether.

I'll tell you, I was sick as a dog.

You are all wondering, no doubt, how
Carl Borden ended up in the jug.

It is quite simple.

His dog, Cassandra, was really a
detective in disguise and turned him

next town.

It's getting so a man can't even trust
his best friend.

This concludes this session of our
little court of inhuman relations.

I hope you will rejoin us when we next
present a different case. Good night.