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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,720 Good evening. 2 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:32,619 Tonight we offer you a generous portion of mystery, a pinch of comedy, just 3 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:38,980 a soup -solver commercial, all seasoned by a few irrelevant comments from your 4 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:39,980 host. 5 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,020 As you may know, food is a hobby of mine. 6 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,980 I don't claim to be an expert cook, but I am rather a good eater. 7 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,060 If you will wander into my kitchen... 8 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:55,750 I'll allow you to watch me as I concoct some delicacy to tempt your palate. 9 00:00:57,190 --> 00:01:00,530 I cannot abide careless cookery. 10 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:01,770 Let me see. 11 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:08,030 I've just added 10 cc's of sugar. 12 00:01:08,630 --> 00:01:15,050 All that is left is to add the white of one egg, and by the white I do not refer 13 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:17,790 to the clear gelatinous substance inside. 14 00:01:18,809 --> 00:01:21,090 Naturally, I mean the shell. 15 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:24,630 This is where most amateur cooks make their mistakes. 16 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:30,810 While you are waiting for me to finish, I suggest you turn your attention to 17 00:01:30,810 --> 00:01:31,830 tonight's story. 18 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:37,330 It is called Conversation Over a Corpse. 19 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:41,510 It sounds like perfect dinner conversation. 20 00:02:01,529 --> 00:02:06,030 Who laughed with delight? 21 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:09,009 You. Now. 22 00:02:10,490 --> 00:02:14,610 In the old churchyard. 23 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:41,170 It's you, Joanna. 24 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,710 Who else would it be? 25 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:46,470 Oh, those are the cookies you're going to serve. 26 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:47,750 Yes, Joanna. 27 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:51,230 Sprinkle them with cinnamon. Then he won't taste the tea. 28 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:54,550 Do you really think we ought to do this, Joanna? 29 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:57,610 After all, Mr. Brenner's a very nice man. 30 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:01,170 Mr. Brenner is not a nice man. There's nothing nice about him. 31 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:06,530 He wants to cheat us out of this house. Sissy, do you want to move out of our 32 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,530 home? 33 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:08,750 Oh, no. 34 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:10,090 No, I... 35 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,140 I wouldn't know where to go. At our age, we have roots. 36 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,440 We don't want to pull them up and move. 37 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,600 But we did sign the option. 38 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:21,140 Or you did. 39 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:25,120 We didn't have any money then, did we? Now we have. 40 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:30,420 Since the insurance policy money came, we can live well for the rest of our 41 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:35,420 lives. But you did sign the option, and Mr. Brenner does want this house so 42 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:36,780 much. Mr. 43 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,340 Brenner won't want anything. 44 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,260 When I finished with him. 45 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:50,080 Oh, Sissy, when you serve the tea, make sure that it brews long enough for the 46 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,220 capsules to melt. 47 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:54,400 It won't hurt poor Mr. Brenner. 48 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:55,740 Will it? 49 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:00,600 Mr. Brenner is cheating us. He's always cheated everyone. He wants to tear this 50 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,600 house down. 51 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:05,340 I don't see why anyone would want to tear this house down. 52 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:09,990 It's not more than a hundred years old, and it's in very good condition. 53 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:15,650 No, Joanna, no. 54 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,370 I don't think I want to do this. 55 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:22,770 We'll just give Mr. Brenner his money back, and that's all there'll be to it. 56 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:25,930 I've told you time and time again that you're to do as I say. 57 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:29,710 You're hurting me, sister. You're hurting my wrist. I want it understood 58 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:31,390 you're to do as I say. Very well. 59 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,680 Hester, but you're hurting me terribly. If you had an ounce of common sense, 60 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,760 you'd realize that we can't give Mr. Brenner his money back. He has a signed 61 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,480 option, and he wants his property. 62 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,880 I just don't seem to understand business, Joanna. 63 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,460 No, you don't understand anything. You're very stupid. 64 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:52,080 I suppose I am. Without me, you'd have been put out of here long ago and ended 65 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,880 in the poorhouse. I don't want that. 66 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,020 Then do as I say. Yes, Joanna, yes. I'll do as you say. 67 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,120 We'll give Mr. 68 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,160 Brenner the tea. 69 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,230 And he'll just go gently to sleep. 70 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:04,850 Won't he? 71 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,770 Yes, he'll sleep. 72 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,390 Just so he feels nothing. 73 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:12,810 There's no pain. 74 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:15,690 I don't like pain, Joanna. 75 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,890 You hurt me that time. 76 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:21,030 It's the only way I can make you understand. 77 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:23,630 But I do like Mr. Brenner. 78 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:26,610 At least, I think I do. 79 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,900 That man understands and appreciates nothing but money. 80 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:34,220 Money, money, money. 81 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:38,360 $44, $45, $46, $47, $48, $49, $5 ,000. 82 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,880 Yeah, and that's more money than those two old dames have seen in their lives. 83 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,920 Seems a shame to tear down that old house. I'll have them out of there in a 84 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,460 week. And the day after, I'll tear the place down. 85 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,300 Just the same, it seems a shame. 86 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,000 I've been after that property for ten years. 87 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,760 For a while, I thought I'd have to kill them to get it. 88 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,380 I might have to at that. 89 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,760 Good afternoon, Mrs. Cushing. 90 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,680 Very nice of you ladies to feed me. And such good cookies, too. 91 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,260 Do you like the tea, Mr. Brennan? Oh, fine, fine. 92 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,920 It's a special blend we use for guests. 93 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,280 Well, 94 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:21,420 now, ladies. 95 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,800 Suppose we... 96 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:25,700 Get right down to business. 97 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:29,120 It's a shame to spoil such a nice talk with business. 98 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,820 Well, it's a world of business, Miss Enright, you know. Keep the wheels 99 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,000 your nose to the grindstone. 100 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,900 Just when do you ladies expect to move out of the house? 101 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,519 Move out? 102 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,060 Why, yes, you'll find it mighty uncomfortable to be sitting here while 103 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:45,440 down the place around you. 104 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,720 Tear it down? 105 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,800 Tear down this house? Sissy, she's very easily upset. 106 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,200 So I see. 107 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,680 Well, I thought you understood. I wanted the land the house is built on, not the 108 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,840 house itself. No, that must come down. Frankly, Mr. Brenner, we've changed our 109 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,220 minds. Well, you can't do that. 110 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,440 This is an option. You signed it. 111 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:09,420 I gave you money and you accepted it. You must realize... But, Mr. Brenner, 112 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:14,220 is... Option or no option, Mr. Brenner, we are not going to sell this house. Oh, 113 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,220 but you must. 114 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,680 As a matter of fact, you did. 115 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:19,520 You're getting so upset, Mr. Brenner. 116 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,800 Have another cup of tea. No, no, thank you. 117 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,760 I'll take you both to court. 118 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,960 I'll have everybody laughing at you. 119 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,920 They'll put you away. 120 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:39,140 I don't know what's the matter with me. I'm so tired, I can't seem 121 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:41,920 to... Sissy, clear away the tea things. 122 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,420 Don't you think Mr. Brenner should have another cup of tea? 123 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,980 He doesn't need it. 124 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,600 What did you do to me? 125 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:56,320 You have just taken enough poison to kill ten men, Mr. Brenner. 126 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,100 Catch him, Sissy. 127 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,540 I'm sure it isn't going to hurt a bit, Mr. Brenner. 128 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:09,360 There, that's done. 129 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:12,520 He doesn't look very comfortable. 130 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:17,620 Clear away the teething, Sissy, and be sure to wash each cup thoroughly. I 131 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,100 see why I have to hurry so. 132 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:23,050 I want to look at Mr. Brenner some more. Sissy, will you please do as I say? 133 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,330 Shall I read Mr. Brenner's tea leaves? 134 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:27,750 He has no future. He's dead. 135 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:33,289 Now what? 136 00:08:34,789 --> 00:08:37,370 Nothing. What do you mean, nothing? Answer me. 137 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:41,570 Why, Joanna, your tea leaves say death. 138 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:45,730 Oh, you've just mixed the cups, that's all. 139 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:47,370 Here, let me help you. 140 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:50,010 Oh, you never finish anything. 141 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:51,750 Now, let me see. 142 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,170 Is that everything? 143 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:57,670 Well, yes, I think so. Everything that is except Mr. Brenner. 144 00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,090 Doesn't he look natural? 145 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,390 Now, what are we going to do? 146 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:08,810 With everything so rushed and you distracting me with those tea leaves, I 147 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:09,749 can't think of everything. 148 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,430 We've got to do something about him. 149 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:14,420 Well? We could put something over him. 150 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,799 Sissy, please. 151 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,380 We've got to dispose of him. 152 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,900 Well, let me think. 153 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:25,620 We could bury him in the cellar. That happens to have a cement floor. 154 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:30,700 We could bury him in the woodshed. Yes, we could ask Barney to dig a hole when 155 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,300 he comes to do the yard next week. 156 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,880 We have to dig the hole now. 157 00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:35,820 Now go and get the shovel and start. 158 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,900 I can't dig a big hole like that, Joanna. You know that it would take me 159 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,280 night. Very well, then. I'll do it. 160 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,560 Do you think he's really dead? 161 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,040 Isn't he supposed to be stiff? 162 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,760 Give the man time, Joanna. 163 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 He's awfully heavy. 164 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,800 Maybe we could take him out in sections. 165 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:10,380 Sections? 166 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,800 Oh. 167 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 But wouldn't that be terribly untidy? 168 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,720 I mean, Mama's rug. 169 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,080 Oh, yes, I suppose so. 170 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:21,520 Oh, what a nuisance it all is. 171 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:24,380 Maybe we could drop him down the old well. 172 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,760 It doesn't have a cover on it. 173 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:30,300 But we could put lots of things on top of him, and then we don't need to divide 174 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,720 him up. We could just drop him in. 175 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:33,960 Yes, let's do it right quickly. 176 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,560 You take one foot, and I'll take the other. 177 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:02,130 Oh, what a nuisance this is. 178 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:04,330 Now we have to kill him again, somehow. 179 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:08,770 Why doesn't anything ever go right? Now what am I going to do? 180 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:12,290 Well, why don't you suggest something? You're in this as much as I am. All 181 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:13,290 right, Joanna. 182 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:14,870 I've got an idea. 183 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:24,730 Oh, I can only get a move to something. 184 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,310 Here's Papa's elephant gun. 185 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,990 He always kept it loaded. 186 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,340 It's much too noisy. 187 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,100 I'll get something. 188 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,440 Why? 189 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,680 Now he can wiggle his eyebrows. 190 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,220 This is better, I think. 191 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,500 Joanna, Mama's rug. 192 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:02,440 It would ruin Mama's rug. 193 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,880 Yes, I didn't think of that. 194 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,720 A blunt instrument. 195 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:12,700 That's what they always use. We must get a blunt instrument. 196 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,060 Blunt instrument. 197 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,120 I've had it, Joanna. 198 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,420 I have something. 199 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:27,260 Hurry, Joanna. He just moved his head. I'm coming. 200 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,520 Here. What do you think of this? 201 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,120 Oh, no, no, no, no. That's not blunt enough. Here. 202 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,520 This is better. 203 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,060 I suppose so. 204 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,440 Well, of course it is. 205 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,840 Here. Well, go ahead and hit him. 206 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,120 Well, hit him. 207 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,600 I can't. He keeps rolling his eyes at me. 208 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,300 Oh, very well then. I'll do it. 209 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,360 Now you see what you've done. 210 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:58,860 I can't do it either. 211 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,920 We've got to think of something else. 212 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,520 There must be some neat way of doing it. 213 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,520 If just a little will kill a fly, a whole can should do Mr. 214 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,360 Brenner. It'll be neat and very sanitary, too. 215 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:26,840 Now see what you've done. You stirred him up. He's coming, too. We've got to 216 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,840 something quickly. 217 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:33,060 We could poison him again, but we've used up all the capsules. 218 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,550 I know. 219 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:38,250 Weed killer. We didn't use it all on the roses. There's some still in the shed. 220 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,330 I'll get it quickly. 221 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:45,490 Meantime, you come right here, Sissy, and watch him. If he moves, hit him on 222 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,490 head with this. 223 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:55,470 Sissy, get police. 224 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,230 Oh, I couldn't do that. 225 00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:58,869 Wouldn't be right. 226 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:01,910 Look, your sister's out of her mind. 227 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:07,800 Don't you say that. Don't you dare say that. She was talking about taking me 228 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,200 in sections. 229 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,480 Oh. Oh, you mean her. 230 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,440 She isn't my sister. What do you mean? 231 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,100 Her name is Abigail. 232 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:23,220 She came here to take care of my sister Joanna almost 30 years ago. 233 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,960 Papa was dead then and Mama didn't live long afterwards. 234 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:33,160 Then they took my real sister Joanna away and... I was very unhappy about it. 235 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,840 Yes, but call the police. 236 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:40,380 Mr. Brenner, you are not being very polite. I haven't finished telling you 237 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,080 Joanna. Never mind. Please. 238 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:47,740 Then Abigail said it would be better if we moved and she'd say she was my sister 239 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:50,060 and then people wouldn't make cruel remarks. 240 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:54,180 I don't like cruel people, Mr. Brenner. They upset me very much. Oh, if you'd 241 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,540 only call the police. 242 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,520 You know... 243 00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:02,190 I think Abigail has been pretending to be Joanna for so long she believes it. 244 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:07,450 Sometimes I find it hard to remember she isn't my real sister, too. 245 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,870 But she's cruel. 246 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,670 She's like you. 247 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,170 She's cruel and not nice at all. 248 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:18,250 I don't see how I can keep her from killing you, Mr. Brenner. 249 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:21,990 Oh, if I could only move, get up, do something. 250 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,690 Yes, it's a pity. 251 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:27,150 Because in a little while, when it's too late... 252 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,680 You will be able to move. 253 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:33,920 You see, I only put half the amount of powder in your tea that she intended. 254 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,500 That's why you're not dead yet. 255 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,040 Half the amount? 256 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,219 Oh, yes. 257 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,460 If I hadn't, you'd never have regained consciousness. 258 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,840 Sissy, you... You saved my life. 259 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,940 I don't like to see people suffer. 260 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:50,520 If you helped me once, why can't you do it again? 261 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:56,300 I'm afraid you'd take my house away from me, Mr. Brenner. Oh, no, no. I swear I 262 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,300 won't. I swear it. 263 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,660 How do I know I can believe you? 264 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,240 Sissy! Sissy! 265 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:06,880 There's plenty of it. And it says on the label, 70 % arsenic. How do you think 266 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,880 we ought to give it to him? 267 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,940 Oh, with orange juice, I should think. 268 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,100 That's the way I always take those nasty medicines. 269 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,820 Sissy, you've got to help me. 270 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:21,670 You're doing very well. 271 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,270 Come closer. Come closer. 272 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:27,270 Don't you see what Joanna's trying to do? 273 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,590 Oh, yes. She's going to poison you again. 274 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:30,789 No. 275 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,390 She's going to say it was you who killed me, that it was all your doing. 276 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:39,170 Oh, she wouldn't do that. Of course she will. You know that. She's going to have 277 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,130 you declared incompetent, and then she'll have you put away. 278 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:44,130 No, she mustn't. 279 00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:48,410 Then you'll lose your house, money, everything. 280 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,670 Hand me that gun, please. 281 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,630 There, that will do it, I think. 282 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:19,510 Joanna, is it true you're going to say I was the one who killed Mr. Brenner? 283 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,089 What? 284 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:24,960 And are you going to tell people I did it because I'm insane? 285 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,740 Whatever put such a silly idea into your head? 286 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:32,720 Well, I've thought for a long time that you wanted me to be put away in a 287 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,080 sanitarium like they did my real sister. 288 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,120 Someone gave you that idea. Who was it? 289 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,880 Mr. Brenner. We had a very nice chat. 290 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,600 Sissy, you're not making this up. Oh, no. 291 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,740 He's feeling much better. 292 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,380 And I think he's going to take our house away from us. 293 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,760 Don't you think you'd better do something about it? 294 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160 Oh! 295 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,900 Mr. Brenner? She tried to kill me with that axe. 296 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,000 My, my, she always was an impatient one. 297 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,200 Better call the police. 298 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,180 Yes. I think the police should know about this. 299 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,780 But first let me ask you something, Mr. Brenner. 300 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,820 You won't take my house away from me now, will you? 301 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,580 Oh, well, of course, I'll give you a fair price for it. Enough to buy a 302 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,860 little place out in the suburbs somewhere. You don't want a house as big 303 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:41,860 all by yourself. 304 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,840 I brought you a drink, Mr. Brenner. 305 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,560 I thought it would give you strength. 306 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,600 What is it? 307 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,780 Whiskey. It's very good. It's been on the shelf for years. Whiskey? 308 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,600 Why, Sissy, you're a marvel. 309 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,120 That'll fix me up. Yes, it will, won't it? 310 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,060 Now, don't you want to call the police? Yes, I'll call the police. 311 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,640 I'll never forget you for this, Sissy. 312 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,580 Just never forget you for it. 313 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200 Get me the police. 314 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340 Yeah, quick. 315 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,380 Who is this? 316 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560 Oh, Lieutenant. 317 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:37,860 Lieutenant, this is Brenner, Herbert Brenner, the real estate man. I'm at the 318 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,719 Enright home. 319 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,280 Tell him Joanna isn't my sister. 320 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,499 Yes, ma 'am. 321 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,380 What? Tell him Joanna isn't my sister, but a cruel woman who made me say she 322 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,380 was. Okay. 323 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,200 And tell him that I helped you, and it was Joanna who gave you the poison and 324 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,620 tried to murder you. Okay, okay. 325 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280 Lieutenant. 326 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,580 Joanna Enright was a phony. 327 00:20:56,060 --> 00:21:01,200 She wasn't Sissy's sister. She was some sort of a nurse that muscled her way 328 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200 into the house. 329 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 What's that? 330 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,380 Because she's dead. 331 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,600 I killed her. 332 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,060 Just as she was about to murder me with an axe. 333 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:13,660 Of course I'm sober. 334 00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:16,220 A little groggy, that's all. 335 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,280 Some sort of poison Joanna would put in a cup of tea. 336 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,240 Tell them I was the one who helped you. 337 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,540 Sissy, save me. 338 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,480 If it hadn't been for me, you'd be dead now. 339 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,020 Dead now. 340 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:32,800 I can't hold head up much longer. 341 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,520 That stuff that Joanna gave me. 342 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,560 Thank you, Mr. Brenner, for telling the police exactly what happened. 343 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:07,620 I hope they hurry. 344 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,280 Everything's so upset. 345 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,860 She was no sissy. 346 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,660 As a matter of fact, that was her downfall. 347 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:29,280 She wanted to steady her nerves before the police came, so she took a few 348 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,880 Very sad. 349 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:34,080 Except for the newspapers who detected a love triangle. 350 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,440 The picture papers had more fun than the hanging. 351 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,020 Well, so much for tonight's cooking demonstration. 352 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:45,700 I hope I've made everything clear. Next time I shall show you how to prepare an 353 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,940 exotic delicacy. 354 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,700 White Hunter a la Mao Mao. 355 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,080 You'll be the talk of your neighborhood. 356 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,860 I shall also reveal one of my own culinary secrets. 357 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:02,120 how to remove the wrapper from a frozen food package without tearing the 358 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,060 directions. Good night. 26387