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That's your talk, Lisa.

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And remember, do your best, because
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Boy, Arnold, I've got to get on the
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Since when are you interested in
journalism?

I heard it's a great way to meet girls.

Your only hope is with an arranged
marriage.

Work for my father.

I don't see what's wrong, Arnold.

Girls just don't seem to be interested
in me.

The most uninterested.

Isn't she something?

Yeah, she's something, all right.

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board because he's too busy visiting
with his neighbors.

Thank you, Lisa.

Arnold, I expect professionalism in
here.

After all, you do want to make your mark
on the world of photojournalism, don't

you? Yes, Mrs. Walters, I do want to
make my mark.

On Lisa's face.

Now, I have five pairs of numbers in
this hat, so come on up and draw for

partners.

Susan got a two.

Come on, two.

Rats, I've got a four.

I got a two.

Trade with me, please.

You bet.

Thanks. What a pal, Arnold.

I hope you get a partner just as cute as
Susan.

No, thanks.

All I care about is getting on the
newspaper.

I don't need to be distracted by some
gorgeous girl.

Hi, Jill.

Man, Susan's a real fox, huh?

She's certainly in the animal family.

Thanks, Arnold. This is the happiest
moment of my life.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Save it for Susan.

Next, I'll teach you what every good
photojournalist must know. How to trap a

girl in a dark room with you.

Oh, really?

Great. I'll see you later, Arnold.

All right. How you doing?

Who's that number four?

Oh, no.

Now, find your partner and take a good,
hard look at them. Because for the rest

of the semester, you're going to be
practically living and breathing

Hey, you know something?

It's time that we finally made use of
our video camera. I don't want one more

day to go by without capturing this
wonderful family on tape.

Oh, boy. Can I star in Mr.

D? I can look just like Sylvester
Stallone. See?

Yo, Adrian!

Everybody will star in it, Sam. I think
we'll call our first epic a day in the

life of the Drummonds.

And I can see the sequel, The Drummond
Strike Back.

I just want to capture the fun -loving,
happy family that we all are.

Well,

most of us.

Why does that girl bug me?

I gather things haven't improved with
her.

Only to consider miserable improvement
over horrible.

Sam, would you excuse us?

Arnold and I need to have a little talk.

But Arnold already knows about the birds
and the bees.

Sam. I'm bored.

Sit down, son.

Now, if you want to become a
professional photographer, you will have

to deal with all kinds.

I mean, snarly politicians,
temperamental actresses, even maybe

criminals. That'll be a breeze after
Lisa.

I'm not saying you have to be friends.

But your career's not going to go very
far if you can't cope with Lisa and

One.

I know, Dad, but what am I supposed to
do?

Be bigger than her.

You catch more flies with honey.

What do you use to catch mutants?

But the next time she upsets you,
instead of snapping at her, think of

calming.

Like a gentle, flowing, peaceful brook.

Yeah, right. I can just picture it.

A gentle, flowing, peaceful brook with
Lisa out in the middle of it

going down for the third time.

I know.

Okay, Dad.

Okay. I'll give it a try.

Hi there, Lisa, old buddy.

Ready for another great day in the dark
room?

What are you up to, Arnold?

Up to?

Yeah, what's with this old buddy,
Stefan? Why haven't you insulted me yet?

Why haven't I insulted you yet?

You know, I think that's what I like
about you, Lisa.

It's your great sense of humor.

Or is it... No, your congenial manner.

Or maybe a true gentle... Knock it off,
Arnold. What happened?

Someone tell you you can catch more
flies with honey?

No.

Look, I know we had a blow -up the other
day, and we got a little carried away.

No, we didn't get carried away. Your big
mouth did.

Right. That's quite insightful on your
part.

Why, thank you. But it doesn't take much
insight to spot a stupid jerk like you.

That doesn't. You're impossible.

I've had it. I give up. Well, I give up,
too. I can't work with you.

Well, good, then. Then it's all over.

Goodbye.

Happy trails, dumbass.

Arrivederci, crustacean face.

Adios, jerkina.

matter. Can't even open the door without
messing that up, too. What a loser.

Look out. Oh, Lisa, just forget it.
Charlie jammed a lot to trap Susan in

with him. We're locked in here.

Locked in? With you?

I can't think of a worse torture than
that.

I can.

Being locked in here with you.

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Halt! Arnold!

Arnold, forget it. The building's empty
and the janitor doesn't get here until

10 o 'clock at night. Just try the door
again.

Ah, forget it.

The lot's jammed permanently.

Charlie's method is foolproof.

How do you know?

I taught it to him.

Wait till Mrs. Walters hears about this
one.

There you go again. Why are you always
trying to get people in trouble?

I don't get people in trouble. I only
report what I see.

That's what makes you rotten, Lisa.

Well, a policeman does the same thing
and it doesn't make him rotten.

Why have you chosen to be a policeman at
age 15?

Well, someone's got to keep people like
you in line.

I can take care of myself.

Obviously not. You got us locked in
here, didn't you? And it was because you

were leading poor Charlie off the old
beaten path.

Can I help it if I'm a natural -born
leader?

Yeah, but look at the following.

Robbie, Dudley, Charlie, and Ricky,
you're the Pied Piper and the nerd.

They're not nerds. They may not be the
coolest guys in school, but they're

not... I mean, at least they're...
they're nerds.

Well, I'd rather have them for friends
than to be like you with no friends at

all. Look, I may not be popular, but at
least I can admit it. So why don't you?

I mean, you and me, we're not exactly
part of the A crowd.

Don't put me in the same category as
you.

Matter of fact, don't even put me in the
same species as you.

Face it, Arnold. I'll never be a
cheerleader, and you'll never be captain

football team.

See, that's the way you see things.

No hopes, no dreams. Your life's over.

You have absolutely nothing to look
forward to.

And what do you have to look forward to?

The starters getting out of here.

Arnold, face it. The truth is, you're no
more popular, no cooler, and no better

than me, and it kills you to know that.

That's a lie.

Tooth hurts her, Arnold.

Just shut up.

We're going to be stuck in here, so
let's just print this roll of film.

At least that'll keep us from having to
talk to each other.

Oh, don't, Mr. Drummond, please. I'm
really very camera shy.

Now, Pearl.

I think I hear my pot roast ringing.

Done. Sam, it's time to get you on tape.
Oh, boy, Mr. D. What should I do? Get

my guitar?

My harmonica?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I just want you to
be yourself.

Just sit down there and do what you were
doing.

Mr. D., I was doing my homework.

Well, that's perfect. See, I want to
capture you on tape doing some normal

activity. Then you want me not doing my
homework.

Sam, look.

What I'm doing is called cinema verite,
which means filming real life as it is.

And you can help me by forgetting about
the camera and just sitting back down

there and doing your homework. Do you
understand?

Okay, Mr. B.

All right. Now, remember, behave
naturally and forget

about the camera.

Action.

Try this some other time.

Here. These are dry.

Hey, what are you doing?

It's mine.

It must be yours. It's blank.

It's not blank.

It's the sky.

I haven't titled this picture.

It's better to have loved than lost. I
think it's very romantic.

Well, you know, Velcro's more romantic
than you are.

those words, Donald Jackson.

Someday I'll fall in love and get
married and everything.

It's like in the movies.

Yeah, right. I saw that one. The Bride
of Frankenstein.

Oh, it's my favorite.

That beautiful woman loves that man,
even though he's so ordinary looking.

I call it beauty's in the eye of the
beholder.

Yeah, I saw that one. I got a better
name for it.

Ugly man with pot belly and lots of
bucks, looks out, and gets hot -looking

chick.

Well, you're so cynical.

I think it's great they're able to look
below the surface.

To get below his surface, she'd need a
blubber drill.

You have such an immature view of love.

Well, at least it's a real -life view of
love and not a bunch of old lines from

books and movies.

Well, I'd rather get it from a book or
movies rather than the real -life

experiences you've had with the
groundhogs you've dated.

You're still not using your picture, and
you don't know a thing about my life.

I don't?

Well, does the name Mary Ellen Winston
mean anything to you? Oh,

gee, this is a really nice picture.

What do you know about Mary Ellen
Winston?

Well, the other day some girls were
comparing notes.

They were trying to figure out who had
the worst time with you. Of course, Mary

Ellen won by default.

The other girls are too grossed out to
tell their stories.

the laughing stock of the girls' locker
room.

Remember, it's better to have loved than
lost.

You don't do either.

How often you get a date?

I was waiting for Mr. Wright to sweep me
off my feet.

How could he? You're always flying
around on your broomstick.

Mr. Wright stuff is just an excuse.

So just remember, when you're a
pathetic, lonely old lady telling

you're waiting for Mr. Wright, just
remember, he's not coming.

Well, do you think I'd like it this way?

Lisa. Hey, Lisa.

Arnold, leave me alone.

Oh, come on, Lisa. I didn't mean it
honest.

Whether you meant it or not, it's the
truth.

Hey, we're all in the same boat waiting
for Mr. Right.

You too?

Yeah, sure. I mean, not Mr. Right, but
Miss Right.

Now, you know what I mean.

I don't believe you, Arnold. Are you
really?

You know, how I have this reputation and
everybody thinks I'm such a ladies'

man? They do.

Well, some people do.

They do.

Charlie does.

Look, the point is, maybe there isn't a
Miss Right or a Mr. Right, but there's a

lot of great people out there, and you
just have to make an effort to get

involved with them.

It's got to be a lot nicer hanging on to
real people than just dreams.

Oh, now what's the matter, Lisa?

I don't know.

All that stuff I said before about
people looking below the surface and

everything. I'm just afraid no one will
with me.

Can I be honest with you?

Yeah, but not too honest.

I really don't want to tell you this
because, well, it's kind of a

you know.

But when I first saw you, I really
didn't think you were the horse face I

you are now.

Quite a compliment, Arnold.

Well, I thought you were kind of foxy.

I can't believe I just said that.

I can't believe you said it either.

I thought the same thing about you too
at first.

Oh, you mean you couldn't stand me?

No, that was after I met you.

I thought you were kind of cute too.

Kind of cute or real cute?

I can't remember.

You can lie.

Real cute.

But that doesn't mean that I like you.

Thought I was kind of foxy, huh?

Only from a distance.

But the closer I got, the less
attractive I got.

Was it because of my looks or my
personality?

Like I said, it's your personality.

It's what's on the inside that's putting
people off.

They've never seen what's on the inside.

They see what you're showing.

It's too bad they don't see what you're
showing me right now.

Is that making me more attractive, like
when you first saw me?

When I first saw you, you know, you were
a little different. You had your hair

down and stuff.

Would you like me to let it down?

Sure.

Well?

You know, I'm tired and I'm hungry, but
I must look terrible.

Ah, you look fine.

Arnold, this is a first.

You had a perfect opportunity to insult
me with any of your dumb jokes, and you

didn't.

I know.

I know. Why is this happening?

I don't know.

Maybe the fumes in here are getting to
us.

I don't think it's the fumes, do you?

Nah.

I'm as confused as I am right now.

Are we going to end up boyfriend and
girlfriend?

I don't know.

I can't believe what we're talking
about.

Neither can I.

What's everyone at school going to think
Monday?

What do you think?

I think it's good.

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watching TV, and your life is passing

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over. Well, maybe I'll go to school next

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Go talk to somebody right now. They out
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Drummond. Oh, come on, Pearl.

I've been trying to take you all day and
you've been avoiding me.

Please, Mr. Drummond, I'm really very
camera shy.

Now, Pearl, there's a secret part of
everybody that likes to be in front of

camera. Not me.

Herb should be here any minute now.

There you go.

Boy, I am so hungry, I could eat that
picture of that wedding cake you took.

You know, now I kind of hate to leave.

Don't you wish we were staying in here
another hour together?

Sure. But once we get out of here, we
could be together all the time.

Yeah, you're right.

Hey, are you busy Saturday night?

Saturday?

No, Saturday's free.

Great, I have tickets to the opera.

Wait, did you say Saturday?

Is that a problem?

No, no, no.

Saturday's great.

Any night's great, just as long as we're
together.

I know. I just love your new attitude.

I'll change mine for you, too.

Oh, that'll be weird.

Everyone's going to be so shocked seeing
you acting normal.

What do you mean by that?

Well, you know, just acting like
everyone else.

You know, loosening up a little bit.

Hanging out at Hamburger Hanger with us.

Arnold, the food there is terrible.

And besides, you just can't expect me to
start going to places like that, can

you? Sure, just as much as you expect me
to go to the opera.

That's a little different. The opera's
good for you.

So is loosening up.

Besides, everybody goes to Hamburger
Hangar.

Well, it's just that... Well, it sounds
like you're saying normal to you is

hanging out at a place just because
everybody else does.

I mean, I thought you said you were more
of an individual than that.

Remember all that stuff you said about
being leader of the nerds?

Lisa, you said that.

So you're not an individual?

I am, and they're not nerds.

Anyway, Arnold, you obviously don't like
the opera, so let's just forget about

it. I didn't even know it would have
been good for you.

Lisa, you were concerned about my good.

You wanted to go to the opera because
you'd enjoy it.

No, I thought we'd enjoy it, but you're
not even willing to try.

Oh, and you are.

things were just starting to work out
and now you're blowing it.

Hey, don't blame me. It's your mouth
that's doing it. So you're starting it

me again, huh?

Well, as far as I'm concerned, the only
wrong thing my mouth did was to kiss

you.

Which reminds me, when we get out of
here, I'm going to have my lips

You want to suck your lips? Oh, really?
Oh,

thank goodness.

It's Arnold Jackson and Lisa Hayes.

What are you doing in there? Necking or
something? No!

Lisa. What?

I just wanted to say it was nice being
friends or whatever for a little while.

Yeah.

It sure is good to be fighting again,
though, isn't it? You said it.

I'll see you Monday.