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So it's the Springsteen concert. You wouldn't take me to New Jersey to see

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Of course.

All right.

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Uh -oh. What's the matter, Richie?

I broke my donut.

Not again.

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No, I can't.

Come on, Arnold. We'll let you cheat like always.

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Well, I never saw Arnold Palmer kick a ball through a windmill.

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Sure, why not?

Thanks a lot.

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Why not? I'm free. My girlfriend likes dates who dribble.

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Uh, right, Dad.

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Okay, Dad, I'll be there.

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Hi Arnold, what you doing?

Getting a snack.

That's okay with you and Wallace.

Well, don't eat the double fudge cookies.

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Hey, Sam, what do you say we hit the movies, huh? My Spanish meeting was

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What does that mean?

Excuse me, sir, is that your meatball?

So what do you say, huh? Hit the movies.

No, thanks, Arnold.

Oh, come on, Sam.

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Sorry, Arnold.

Willis and I already have plans.

What kind of plans?

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You are?

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Yeah. Willis and I really love it. He's really a neat brother, Arnold.

Well, listen, how are you playing miniature golf? I mean, it's been

outside. No problem.

We're playing indoor.

Miniature golf?

Indoors?

Hi, Arnold.

Isn't this great?

What is it I built ourselves?

Look at this mess.

Dad's going to have a fit when he comes in. No, he won't. Dad is so raptive in

Holly's comment, he wouldn't notice Pearl if she walked in and dressed like

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I can't believe you didn't have anything better to do than to play miniature

golf. Oh, no, it's a great game.

Man, this is a game of skills, a game of nerves.

Besides, Sam was a great girl's babe.

They'd see him and say, oh, he's so cute. Then they'd realize I'm fantastic.

You know, Sam is better than a puppy.

Yeah, then they'd start squealing, ooh, Willis, ooh, wee.

Let's make it a threesome.

I guess I could play a couple of holes.

Wow.

You said miniature golf was dumb, stupid, and childish.

Well, it is.

Besides, I've got homework.

Okay, come on, Sam. Let's choose who goes first.

All right.

You. Me.

You. Me.

You. All right, I go first. Let's tee off.

Uh, guys, student at work.

Sorry, Arnold.

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All right. It's through the clown's mouth. It's a hole. It's a hole in the

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Look,

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Hey,

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It's Sam, girls are yucky, McKinney at the tee, the red -headed minister of the

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Miss Willis. Just hit it.

I don't want to go upstairs. I want you two to knock it off.

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Yes, Arnold Jackson.

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It is fun. What is your problem?

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You know, you've been a real terror ever since I got back from college.

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All Sam and I are trying to do is have some fun.

Well, if you like him so much, why don't you ask him to sleep in your room?

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But I'm sure he'll be all right. He had a scuba gear on.

It's not that, Richie.

Arnold and Willis hate each other.

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It's all because of me.

That's too bad, but they sure don't make bread like they used to.

I've got to get Arnold and Willis back together again.

Well, when my brother and I fight, my...

and make us do a project together.

He says busy hands make for quiet kids.

Maybe we could help fix the sandwich.

Richie.

Okay, sometimes if we won't make up, my father preaches.

And that gets you back together?

Sure, we get so mad at him, we always make up.

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Oh, no, Willis, you wouldn't like it. Today, there's hardly any pictures.

Then there's nothing for you to color.

Come on, I'll share the paper.

All right, all right, I'll share it.

I love your hair.

Knit. And overtime.

I don't know why Mom and Dad ever had you when the kid had a pet.

That's your pick -all paper.

Arnold, give me the paper. No, I ain't giving you the paper. Give me that damn

paper. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

You two aren't fighting again, are you? Oh, Dad, we don't...

Now,

we'll be leaving in about a half an hour.

Remember to take your heavy coach. It's going to be cold on that field tonight.

But it'll be worth it to see Halley's Comet.

Dad, we're going to freeze.

Come on, you guys.

It's going to be wonderful, an incredible experience.

Sure, if you find a field with heat and room service.

Will you stop worrying? We'll be warmly dressed.

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Yeah, if your home's an igloo.

That's the spirit, Davy Crockett.

And that fight you weren't having? See that it doesn't start again.

See, that's a big fool. You almost got us in trouble.

Me? You're the one who tore the paper in half.

Look out, I'm warning you.

Come near me, and you'll be leaving on a highly scoffing.

Is that all you guys do is fight? Huh?

What the hell is this of yours, squirt? I'm making my business, flounder face.

Flounder face. Go with them, yes.

How should you know?

You're so dumb.

I can't believe you're in college.

What? You heard me.

You barely belong in a barber college, dumbo.

You believe it's garbage?

Now, Sam, I don't know what's bugging you, but, um...

Don't mouth off to me like that. I'll mouth off to you.

And to you, too, you big bonehead.

Don't you believe this, kid?

What a brat.

A major brat.

Well, I may be a brat, but you two are the doofus brothers.

Hey, look, stop it.

I had just about enough of that garbage out of Willis. But he's my brother.

You are just a whiny little out...

Arnold, take it easy, man. This is a family fight. Watch the low blows.

Low blows? Look who's Mr. Sensitive all of a sudden. You turned low blows into

an art form.

You know, Arnold, you are a little weasel. And I'm tired of you. You ruined

vacation.

Look, I'm warning you, Arnold. Stay away from me.

Give me that paper. Or else.

Or else.

Look, I'm going to give you this paper because I don't want Dad on our case.

Man, Sam, I gotta get home.

Let's go, boys!

Uh, right, Dad.

You know, I've been thinking, it's gonna be so crowded in that car, Dad.

Oh, with the binoculars and sleeping bags.

We're gonna be miserable.

So I'm about to turn and stay home.

No, no, Willard.

Hallie's Comet is a very important event, and I want us all to share it

together. Right, just like we would on that fishing trip and got seasick

together.

Right, but at least we were seasick as a family.

Come on, move it, Sam. Get your coat.

I'm not going, Mr. D.

What?

I mean it, Mr. D.

I don't want to be part of this family anymore.

Sam, what's the matter?

My coming to live here was a big mistake.

What in the world are you talking about?

Arnold and Willis used to be real close.

Now because of me...

They hate each other.

Sam, we don't hate each other. Do we, Arnold?

No more than usual.

Really? Really. That's right.

I don't believe you guys. Let me see you hug each other.

Sam. Get off me.

If you don't, I'm leaving.

I mean a real hug.

Happy, Sam?

started. Well, Dad, me and Sam were having a great game of miniature golf

don't get all bent out of shape.

Well, how would you feel if you're trying to do your homework and people

saying, let's do your side. Me, you.

You, me.

And ringing bells in your face. I'd really like to know what you did that

Sam feel he didn't want to be part of this family anymore. Oh, great.

I would.

Why do you hate me all of a sudden?

Arnold, why?

What did I do?

Sam, it's not you.

It's me.

It usually is.

Look, I guess I got a little bit out of shape when you started hanging out with

Willis.

Why, Arnold?

I thought you'd like it. You only...

A pest?

Well, you are a pest.

I guess when I was your age, I was a pest to Willis.

Thanks. And you were a pest.

Willis told me.

Look, for years I was a kid and Willis was a big brother.

It was nice having someone to look up to, someone to teach you things. That's

what a big brother's for.

They teach you how to weasel things out of your parents.

How to, how to. Not eat your vegetables and still get dessert. Not great stuff.

But then, well, they stopped having as much time for me when he got to high

school. But, you know, something good happened to me.

Really? What was that?

You came into the family.

Really? But I thought you didn't like that.

Well, at first I didn't.

But, you know, I learned to like it, and I realized that I was a big brother. It

was kind of nice.

Really?

the way you looked up to me. It shows good taste on your part.

But you know, I really enjoyed passing things on to you.

Like tossing a ball, swinging a bat, and how to look six and get out of gym

class.

You never taught me how to get out of gym.

I will, I will. Give me a chance.

Sorry.

Hey, it's okay.

But you know, doing all those things, they made me feel good about myself.

And, you know, you looked up to me and I guess when I saw you hanging, out with

Willis, I got jealous.

I'm sure glad we had this fight on or I'd never found this out.

You know, I don't think I would have found out about it either.

So you really like having me for a brother, huh?

Weird, isn't it?

Hey, don't go spreading around.

I won't. Does this mean we've made up?

Sure does.

Say, Willis, I just want to say to you that you are the best big brother a guy

could ever have.

Okay, Arnold, what's the joke? Am I the best big brother without a brain or the

best big brother who drools in his sleep?

Oh, Willis, I mean it. You are the best.

Wow. I don't know what to say.

Try, thank you.

Thanks, Arnold.

Anytime, bro.

Boy, it's great being brothers.

It's tough being a son.

Dad,

I'm freezing.

Me too.

I don't see any comet.

Well, according to the chart, we should look 28 degrees south -southwest.

It should be right over there.

I think I see it. Over there.

again in 75 years.

Wait, I see it.

Look, Arnold, to the left of the blimp. What? What?

Oh, holy smokes. Wow.

Look at that tail. Look, Willis. Man, that dude's radical. Dad, look.

That's beautiful. That's amazing.

Can we go home now? I'm freezing.

Hey, all right.

Fantastic.

Fantastic.

Let's go. Thanks, Dad. Cool, dude.