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To the feet of just one drum.
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What might be right for you?
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May not be righteous, no.
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A man is born.
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He's the man of me.
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Then along come two.
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They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes to take,
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different strokes to think, different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you got.
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Not alive, so what? They'll have theirs,
and you'll have yours, and I'll have
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mine.
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And together we'll be fine, cause it
takes the Prince Rose to move the world.
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Yes, it does, it takes the Prince Rose
to move the world.
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Hey, babe, this is Arnold, the man of
your dreams.
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Oh, oh, oh, Mrs.
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Dobie. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Is Brenda home?
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Hi, Brenda.
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Are we still on for the Groundhog Day
dance?
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Great. I'll pick you up at seven.
Goodbye, sweet cakes.
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She's hot for my body.
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Hot for your what?
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Oh, Dad.
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Don't worry, Arnold.
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I was young once.
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I was, really.
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Oh, I know, Dad. I have no trouble
picturing you asking your father for the
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to the horse and buggy.
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Thank you. Well, I have to get to my
photo club meeting. We're going to shoot
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pictures of still life. I'm going to use
Dudley's brain.
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Well, I want to remind you to keep two
weeks from Saturday night open.
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Well, Dad, the way things are going with
Brenda and I, by then we could be
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married with two kids and a station
wagon.
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Well, if you and the missus can find a
babysitter.
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Hallie's Comet will be here two weeks
from Saturday night.
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In our apartment?
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Finally, we'll be at his closest point
to the Earth ever at that time.
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Now, we have to get away from the lights
of the city in order to get a good
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view, so I made a plan for us to go to
New Jersey and see it from a field.
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Stand out in a field in the middle of
winter to see a white speck in the sky?
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Right.
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On a date night?
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Halley's Comet is a once, if you're
lucky, twice in a lifetime event.
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You're not going to give up on this, are
you?
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No way. This is history.
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So it's the Springsteen concert. You
wouldn't take me to New Jersey to see
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Okay. Okay, Dad. I'll be there.
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Hey, that was weird, Dad. Well, Sam, I
was just telling Arnold about Hallie's
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comet. Is that still coming?
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Of course.
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All right.
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Spoken like a future nerd of America.
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Sam, you have no chance of being cool.
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The whole world is waiting for Hallie's
comment.
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That's going to be some crowded field in
New Jersey.
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Uh -oh. What's the matter, Richie?
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I broke my donut.
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Not again.
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He's really nice, but he's always
breaking his food.
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You should see what he does with the
oatmeal.
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All right, Richie, you can eat it one
piece at a time.
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I can't. I like eating O's, not U's.
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Why don't you just run out in the
kitchen and get yourself another one?
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play miniature golf this afternoon?
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No, I can't.
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Come on, Arnold. We'll let you cheat
like always.
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Don't cheat.
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Well, I never saw Arnold Palmer kick a
ball through a windmill.
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I like to say a miniature golf is dumb,
stupid, and childish.
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Hi, Willis. Man, some vacation.
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Janice Flowers.
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You know, I got ten days home from
college. I blocked out two -thirds of my
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entire afternoon for her.
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as he stands me up for a rookie forward
on the New York Knicks.
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Can you believe this?
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Sure, why not?
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Thanks a lot.
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Hey, Willis, can you take Richie and me
to play miniature golf today?
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Why not? I'm free. My girlfriend likes
dates who dribble.
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Willis, don't forget, Hallie's Comet.
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Uh, right, Dad.
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I'll catch you next time around.
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Hey, but that won't be for almost 80
years.
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I sort of look forward to it.
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Okay, Dad, I'll be there.
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Look, everyone, I fixed a donut.
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Yeah, well, I'd love to go to a movie
with you, Dudley, but I promised Sam I'd
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take him to get some roasted chestnuts,
and he loves that because I know the
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best vendor in town.
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Dudley, I think I'd like to go to a
movie with you.
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The time has come.
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Only two rounds left.
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What are we up?
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An hour long Iron Ring is on at a
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Boy, thanks for teaching me speed
skating, Wallace.
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Glad to do it, little bro.
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Maybe next time you can teach me how to
stop.
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Hi Arnold, what you doing?
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Getting a snack.
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That's okay with you and Wallace.
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Well, don't eat the double fudge
cookies.
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We'll have to already have dibs on them.
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Hey, Sam, what do you say we hit the
movies, huh? My Spanish meeting was
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postponed. Last week we learned to say,
Con su permiso, senor, eso su
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albondigos.
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What does that mean?
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Excuse me, sir, is that your meatball?
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So what do you say, huh? Hit the movies.
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No, thanks, Arnold.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
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I'm talking a double feature.
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Four whole hours to throw jujubees at
girls.
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Sorry, Arnold.
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Willis and I already have plans.
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What kind of plans?
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We're playing miniature golf.
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You are?
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You're playing miniature golf every day
this week?
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Yeah. Willis and I really love it. He's
really a neat brother, Arnold.
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Well, listen, how are you playing
miniature golf? I mean, it's been
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outside. No problem.
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We're playing indoor.
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Miniature golf?
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Indoors?
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Hi, Arnold.
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Isn't this great?
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What is it I built ourselves?
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Look at this mess.
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Dad's going to have a fit when he comes
in. No, he won't. Dad is so raptive in
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Holly's comment, he wouldn't notice
Pearl if she walked in and dressed like
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Rambo.
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I can't believe you didn't have anything
better to do than to play miniature
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golf. Oh, no, it's a great game.
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Man, this is a game of skills, a game of
nerves.
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Besides, Sam was a great girl's babe.
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They'd see him and say, oh, he's so
cute. Then they'd realize I'm fantastic.
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You know, Sam is better than a puppy.
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Yeah, then they'd start squealing, ooh,
Willis, ooh, wee.
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Let's make it a threesome.
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I guess I could play a couple of holes.
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Wow.
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You said miniature golf was dumb,
stupid, and childish.
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Well, it is.
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Besides, I've got homework.
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Okay, come on, Sam. Let's choose who
goes first.
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All right.
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You. Me.
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You. Me.
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You. All right, I go first. Let's tee
off.
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Uh, guys, student at work.
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Sorry, Arnold.
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The crowd quiet as Willis No -Slice
Jackson approaches the tee. He stands
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masterfully over the wall.
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He swings.
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All right. It's through the clown's
mouth. It's a hole. It's a hole in the
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water. He did it. Yes. He does it. Yes.
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Look,
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guys, I can't concentrate with you guys
playing the British Open for idiots.
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Sorry, honey. The second one was much
quieter. Come on, Sam.
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Hey,
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Willow. Remember when we were watching
the Honeymooners on TV last night and
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Norton said...
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It's Sam, girls are yucky, McKinney at
the tee, the red -headed minister of the
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fairway, lines up the putt, and hits.
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Miss Willis. Just hit it.
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I don't want to go upstairs. I want you
two to knock it off.
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Arnold, this is our living room, too.
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Yes, Arnold Jackson.
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You're just being creepy because you've
got homework to do and we're having fun.
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Some fun.
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It is fun. What is your problem?
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battles for him now, too.
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You know, you've been a real terror ever
since I got back from college.
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And you've been a supreme pain ever
since you crawled out of your test tube.
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Just back off, all right?
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All Sam and I are trying to do is have
some fun.
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Well, if you like him so much, why don't
you ask him to sleep in your room?
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because I flushed a G .I. Joe down the
toilet.
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But I'm sure he'll be all right. He had
a scuba gear on.
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It's not that, Richie.
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Arnold and Willis hate each other.
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They haven't talked to each other for a
week.
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It's all because of me.
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That's too bad, but they sure don't make
bread like they used to.
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I've got to get Arnold and Willis back
together again.
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Well, when my brother and I fight, my...
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and make us do a project together.
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He says busy hands make for quiet kids.
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Maybe we could help fix the sandwich.
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Richie.
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Okay, sometimes if we won't make up, my
father preaches.
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And that gets you back together?
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Sure, we get so mad at him, we always
make up.
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apartment so what about insurance man
i'm with oh what are you renting
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Arnold, any chance you'll be doing a
sports inspection before the basketball
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season ends?
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Oh, no, Willis, you wouldn't like it.
Today, there's hardly any pictures.
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Then there's nothing for you to color.
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Come on, I'll share the paper.
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All right, all right, I'll share it.
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I love your hair.
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Knit. And overtime.
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I don't know why Mom and Dad ever had
you when the kid had a pet.
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That's your pick -all paper.
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Arnold, give me the paper. No, I ain't
giving you the paper. Give me that damn
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paper. Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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You two aren't fighting again, are you?
Oh, Dad, we don't...
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Now,
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we'll be leaving in about a half an
hour.
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Remember to take your heavy coach. It's
going to be cold on that field tonight.
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But it'll be worth it to see Halley's
Comet.
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Dad, we're going to freeze.
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Come on, you guys.
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It's going to be wonderful, an
incredible experience.
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Sure, if you find a field with heat and
room service.
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Will you stop worrying? We'll be warmly
dressed.
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Lots of blankets, hot soup, all in the
comforts of home.
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Yeah, if your home's an igloo.
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That's the spirit, Davy Crockett.
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And that fight you weren't having? See
that it doesn't start again.
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See, that's a big fool. You almost got
us in trouble.
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Me? You're the one who tore the paper in
half.
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Look out, I'm warning you.
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Come near me, and you'll be leaving on a
highly scoffing.
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Is that all you guys do is fight? Huh?
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What the hell is this of yours, squirt?
I'm making my business, flounder face.
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Flounder face. Go with them, yes.
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How should you know?
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You're so dumb.
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I can't believe you're in college.
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What? You heard me.
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You barely belong in a barber college,
dumbo.
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You believe it's garbage?
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Now, Sam, I don't know what's bugging
you, but, um...
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Don't mouth off to me like that. I'll
mouth off to you.
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And to you, too, you big bonehead.
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Don't you believe this, kid?
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What a brat.
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A major brat.
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Well, I may be a brat, but you two are
the doofus brothers.
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Hey, look, stop it.
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I had just about enough of that garbage
out of Willis. But he's my brother.
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You are just a whiny little out...
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Arnold, take it easy, man. This is a
family fight. Watch the low blows.
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Low blows? Look who's Mr. Sensitive all
of a sudden. You turned low blows into
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an art form.
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You know, Arnold, you are a little
weasel. And I'm tired of you. You ruined
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vacation.
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Look, I'm warning you, Arnold. Stay away
from me.
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Give me that paper. Or else.
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Or else.
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Look, I'm going to give you this paper
because I don't want Dad on our case.
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Man, Sam, I gotta get home.
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Let's go, boys!
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Uh, right, Dad.
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You know, I've been thinking, it's gonna
be so crowded in that car, Dad.
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Oh, with the binoculars and sleeping
bags.
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We're gonna be miserable.
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So I'm about to turn and stay home.
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No, no, Willard.
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Hallie's Comet is a very important
event, and I want us all to share it
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together. Right, just like we would on
that fishing trip and got seasick
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together.
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Right, but at least we were seasick as a
family.
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Come on, move it, Sam. Get your coat.
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I'm not going, Mr. D.
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What?
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I mean it, Mr. D.
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I don't want to be part of this family
anymore.
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Sam, what's the matter?
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My coming to live here was a big
mistake.
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What in the world are you talking about?
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Arnold and Willis used to be real close.
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Now because of me...
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They hate each other.
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Sam, we don't hate each other. Do we,
Arnold?
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No more than usual.
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Really? Really. That's right.
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I don't believe you guys. Let me see you
hug each other.
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Sam. Get off me.
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If you don't, I'm leaving.
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I mean a real hug.
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Happy, Sam?
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started. Well, Dad, me and Sam were
having a great game of miniature golf
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don't get all bent out of shape.
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Well, how would you feel if you're
trying to do your homework and people
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saying, let's do your side. Me, you.
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You, me.
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And ringing bells in your face. I'd
really like to know what you did that
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Sam feel he didn't want to be part of
this family anymore. Oh, great.
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I would.
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Why do you hate me all of a sudden?
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Arnold, why?
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What did I do?
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Sam, it's not you.
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It's me.
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It usually is.
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Look, I guess I got a little bit out of
shape when you started hanging out with
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Willis.
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Why, Arnold?
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I thought you'd like it. You only...
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A pest?
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Well, you are a pest.
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00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:46,420
I guess when I was your age, I was a
pest to Willis.
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Thanks. And you were a pest.
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Willis told me.
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Look, for years I was a kid and Willis
was a big brother.
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It was nice having someone to look up
to, someone to teach you things. That's
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what a big brother's for.
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They teach you how to weasel things out
of your parents.
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How to, how to. Not eat your vegetables
and still get dessert. Not great stuff.
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But then, well, they stopped having as
much time for me when he got to high
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school. But, you know, something good
happened to me.
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Really? What was that?
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You came into the family.
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Really? But I thought you didn't like
that.
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Well, at first I didn't.
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But, you know, I learned to like it, and
I realized that I was a big brother. It
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was kind of nice.
483
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,320
Really?
484
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,970
the way you looked up to me. It shows
good taste on your part.
485
00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:44,770
But you know, I really enjoyed passing
things on to you.
486
00:28:45,210 --> 00:28:49,730
Like tossing a ball, swinging a bat, and
how to look six and get out of gym
487
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:50,730
class.
488
00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:52,710
You never taught me how to get out of
gym.
489
00:28:53,390 --> 00:28:55,190
I will, I will. Give me a chance.
490
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:57,570
Sorry.
491
00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:58,830
Hey, it's okay.
492
00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:02,990
But you know, doing all those things,
they made me feel good about myself.
493
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:08,500
And, you know, you looked up to me and I
guess when I saw you hanging, out with
494
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,340
Willis, I got jealous.
495
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:15,520
I'm sure glad we had this fight on or
I'd never found this out.
496
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:19,360
You know, I don't think I would have
found out about it either.
497
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,820
So you really like having me for a
brother, huh?
498
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,760
Weird, isn't it?
499
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,160
Hey, don't go spreading around.
500
00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:29,040
I won't. Does this mean we've made up?
501
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,300
Sure does.
502
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:52,840
Say, Willis, I just want to say to you
that you are the best big brother a guy
503
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,840
could ever have.
504
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,180
Okay, Arnold, what's the joke? Am I the
best big brother without a brain or the
505
00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:00,960
best big brother who drools in his
sleep?
506
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,420
Oh, Willis, I mean it. You are the best.
507
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,620
Wow. I don't know what to say.
508
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,540
Try, thank you.
509
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:12,880
Thanks, Arnold.
510
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,240
Anytime, bro.
511
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,760
Boy, it's great being brothers.
512
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,600
It's tough being a son.
513
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,060
Dad,
514
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,880
I'm freezing.
515
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,100
Me too.
516
00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:41,180
I don't see any comet.
517
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:46,680
Well, according to the chart, we should
look 28 degrees south -southwest.
518
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,580
It should be right over there.
519
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,040
I think I see it. Over there.
520
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:00,910
again in 75 years.
521
00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:02,750
Wait, I see it.
522
00:31:02,950 --> 00:31:05,650
Look, Arnold, to the left of the blimp.
What? What?
523
00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:08,670
Oh, holy smokes. Wow.
524
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:13,230
Look at that tail. Look, Willis. Man,
that dude's radical. Dad, look.
525
00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,990
That's beautiful. That's amazing.
526
00:31:15,530 --> 00:31:17,190
Can we go home now? I'm freezing.
527
00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:18,510
Hey, all right.
528
00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:20,050
Fantastic.
529
00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:21,350
Fantastic.
530
00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:22,950
Let's go. Thanks, Dad. Cool, dude.
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