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You, but they just not you, and I just
got through, talking about what I'm
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trying to do, just not new, that
everybody got the game figured out all
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guess you never know what you got till
it's gone, I guess that's why I'm here
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and I can't come back home, and guess
when I heard that, when I was back home,
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every interview I'm representing you,
making you proud, reach for the stars,
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when you fall you land on a cloud, jump
in the crowd, rocket lighters waving
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around, if you don't know by now, I'm
talking about shutdown.
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Now I'm coming home again.
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Fireworks of Lake Michigan.
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Now I'm coming home again Maybe we could
start again
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Maybe we could start again.
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That is it for me today, ladies and
gentlemen. Thank you, everyone at home,
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much for watching. Thank you to everyone
on the Circle Line cruise ship for all
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of your love and support.
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All right, guys, peace and blessings to
you all. When I come back next time,
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we'll probably do some more of Where Are
They Now?
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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for
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you may not be right to some.
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The man is born.
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He's a man of me.
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Then along come two.
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They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes to dance,
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different strokes to dance, different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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It don't matter that you're God, not
alive.
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So what? They'll have theirs and you'll
have yours and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine. Because it
takes different strokes to move the
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world. Because it does take different
strokes to move the world.
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I'd love to say that some of us have
homework on us.
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Vicki's a big scholar.
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She's majoring in gorgeous.
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Hey. Hey, cuteness.
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Your money's no good around here.
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Hey, see you tonight.
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Bye, Arnold.
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So, Big Spender, you two are obviously
running in the fast lane.
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Just exactly how fast have you gone?
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How many times have you broken the sound
barrier?
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Ricky.
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Come on, Arnold. You know, I got up to
mock one month ago.
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Really?
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Man, I can't handle this.
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Come on, Arnold. Don't keep us in
suspense.
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Chella and I are in the club.
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Aren't you?
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Look, guys. Happens to be a very
personal thing you're talking about.
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Yeah.
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Personal, if you haven't done anything.
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You mean you've been going out with that
fox for three weeks and you're still in
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neutral?
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Look, I'm in love with her, all right?
And there's more to love than just that
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physical stuff.
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Sounds like you've been watching the
health channel again.
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Yesterday, they had a great show on
medical problems caused by tight
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Do you think maybe Arnold's not man
enough for her? Yeah. Hold it right
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Arnold Jackson's man enough for the
Pointer Sisters.
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Arnold, you're not even man enough for
the Lennon Sisters.
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Oh, the point is there's a humongous
party Saturday. The coolest guys in the
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school are going.
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I won't be there.
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Yeah, but Charlie and I will be. Oh, I
see.
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to ask you to join us. But if you're not
part of the in crowd, it would really
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be embarrassing to be seen with you.
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Bottom line, Arnold, we're leaving you
behind.
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Let's face it, you don't fit with us
anymore.
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You turkeys think you're so cool.
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Well, I tell you, I can travel in the
fast lane too.
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And when I break the sound barrier,
they're going to call me the Chuck
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love.
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the day we colonized the moon?
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Tonight, that's me.
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Great, then I guess we'll see you after
the date.
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After the date?
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Right, we'll see you right here. And
we'll see if you broke the sound
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I'll break it so bad they won't be able
to put it back together again.
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Very nice.
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We could make it very, very nicer.
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You know, Arnold, I like you a lot.
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A lot, a lot?
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Yes, a lot.
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Because you make me feel so safe.
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Safe? Sure.
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And I like the other guy. I mean, some
of those guys have only one thing on
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their mind, but... You're different.
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I am? Ha!
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I am.
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Did you know that some of those cavemen
at school call it breaking the sound
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barrier?
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No.
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I don't believe that.
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Those guys must be barbarians. Well, at
least I don't have to worry about you
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using me to make your reputation as a
lady killer.
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Your deal.
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Denise is a problem type. It's three o
'clock, I guess.
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Technically, I'm late. But she prefers
the term work in progress.
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This is my problem.
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I want to take care of it. Welcome to a
different world, Denise.
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But where's Denise?
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Why wait?
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Hey, there he is!
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Hey, Arnold, we want details!
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Details! Details!
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Details! Wait a minute.
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Don't you clowns have something better
to do besides prying on my private life?
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I don't.
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He's shy, guys.
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I think he needs a little help.
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Now, you sit on the sofa next to your
dream girl. You got on your cool new
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a little musk, and you're even wearing
clean socks.
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Soft music plays.
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Do -ah.
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Lights dim. Her eyes sparkle.
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Okay,
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Jackson, spill your guts.
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We started off slowly, and I took a hold
of her hand. And then?
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And she put her arm around me.
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And then?
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She said, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold.
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And then?
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She said, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.
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I'm getting weak.
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The rest is written in the book of love.
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Well, Arnold, I didn't think you had the
nerve.
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Hey, welcome to the club. Yeah.
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Nothing much. But I was kind of
wondering, now that you're in the fast
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about a few driving lessons?
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Robbie. Please, Arnold.
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I've been driving in reverse for quite a
few years now.
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Okay, Robbie.
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Give me advice.
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The love doctor is in.
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Great. Mind if I take notes?
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Tell me your biggest fear of girls.
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That they're girls.
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supposed to be part of their appeal.
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Look, first of all, you don't have to be
afraid of girls. Just think of them as
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strange boys.
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Look, listen to me. You'll have lots of
girls eating out of the palm of your
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hand. Is that so?
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Excuse me.
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I was just talking to Robbie about the
Karen feeding group.
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I want to talk to you. Of course she
does. I mean, I'm her main squeeze. I
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couldn't pop.
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Oh, no.
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You kissed and told.
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Me? No, Rona Barrett.
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I heard my name was written all over the
bathroom wall in purple ink.
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Oh, look at this.
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I've got to see a skin doctor about
this.
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I thought we really had something
special going. How could you?
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I'm sorry.
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I did something terrible.
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I never should have lied to the guys.
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I feel lower than the flies on those
pickles.
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But why?
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I'm not sure you can understand, but all
the guys brag about their luck with
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girls and...
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They all had a story but me.
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I let the pressure get to me, and I
lied.
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Arnold, I know what you're going
through.
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My girlfriends dumped the same pressure
on me.
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Ever since I got into high school,
that's all my friends talk about.
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You mean girls talk about that stuff,
too?
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Sure.
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I have to admit,
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curious about this fast lane.
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I guess I'd like to know a little more
for myself.
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Yeah, I guess I would, too.
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We will, Arnold.
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These are the days of the dirty, dirty.
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You have no standards.
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She put me on the spot like I'm some
type of male. I do keep multiple females
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around me at all times because there's
nothing better than me.
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Eww. College Hill, Atlanta.
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Who's days are tense?
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Big Saturdays on BET.
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Remember little JJ from coming to the
stage? He's coming home with his hit
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Jess Jordan.
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Hi, Jordan.
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So what it do, Jordan?
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Romeo's the coolest freshman on campus.
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Let's see if our baller in training can
make the grade.
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If I flunk another test, I won't live
long enough to worry about college.
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Don't miss Romeo.
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It's serious.
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Right after Jess Jordan.
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Saturday at 10.
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Yes.
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Anything a lady can do after midnight,
she can do before midnight.
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And every night is going to be
different.
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BG welcomes a different world.
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rotates freely.
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So now you can easily get a close shave,
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In high school, it was all about the
French twist, the taffeta, and the
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ability to cover up my acne.
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Now it's all about uncovering the real
me.
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Wasn't it enough to be preserved in my
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face full of acne?
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Now it's all about the glitz and the
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dermatologist. Cheap books is where you
go to get cheap books. Cheap books is
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where you go to get cheap books. Cheap
books is where you go to get cheap
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Cheapbooks .com The cheaps, the books,
the cheap books.
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Boy, I could really use some of this
stinky cologne.
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It'll really keep the girls away.
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Going for the sound barrier dressed as
an undertaker.
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What is that smell?
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Oh, thank heaven.
306
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I thought a mouse had died in the wall.
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Arnold, can I speak to you for a minute?
308
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Uh, I can read between the lines, Mr.
D., so I'll leave you two alone.
309
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,020
Sam, I haven't said anything yet.
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I meant the lines on the forehead, Mr.
D.
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Right, Sam.
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Arnold, I would like to know why you've
been acting so strangely all day.
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I act strangely every day.
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That's true, but it isn't every day that
you come home, pack your books in the
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freezer, and make yourself a bologna,
lettuce, and milk dud sandwich.
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It actually tasted pretty good.
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Okay, Arnold.
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There's only one reason why a young man
would use that much cologne.
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You want to tell me about it?
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No.
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Okay, Dad.
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I have this problem.
323
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:07,220
The problem's got beautiful eyes and
incredible personality and
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this talent for poker.
325
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:13,600
That's the kind of problem that makes
life fun.
326
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:21,100
But my crazy friends think that me and
my problem have...
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Done more than we really have.
328
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,330
How much more?
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A lot more.
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Crazy or true, Arnold?
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Not true, Dad.
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You didn't spread this rumor, did you?
333
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,170
No, I didn't, honest.
334
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,730
I started it.
335
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But I didn't spread it.
336
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Arnold, how could you? That's not like
you.
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I know, Dad.
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A lot of pressure from my friends.
339
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And then Vicki.
340
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,700
And that's why she's coming over
tonight.
341
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,480
You know, I don't approve of this. Not
at your age.
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You couldn't possibly be ready for this.
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I agree, Dad.
344
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,420
Well, then what is the problem?
345
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Oh, the thing is, Dad, she's wonderful.
346
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We get along great together.
347
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But I'm happy just cruising along in
this slow lane.
348
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Do you think something's wrong with me?
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Son, of course not. There's nothing
wrong with you. I don't think any 15
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-old is ready. You both are much too
young to be pressured into anything like
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this.
352
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:29,330
Right.
353
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:33,350
But I have a reputation to protect.
354
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Let me tell you something.
355
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There are some things that we just do
for ourselves, not for our friends, and
356
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:43,710
not for some so -called reputation.
357
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:50,390
Listen, Maggie and Sam and I were going
to go to a movie tonight. Now, if you
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want me to, I'll stay home.
359
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,430
Okay, Dad, thanks.
360
00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:58,670
It'd make me feel better knowing you
were close by.
361
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:05,230
But, in a few years, if I wanted you to
leave, would you?
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00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:07,930
Probably not.
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Cooking good looking.
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I'm dead.
365
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Come on in, Vicki.
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00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,530
Oh, no, no, no, wait. Everything's
getting dark.
367
00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:38,010
Vicki, this happened to me before. It's
an old peewee league injury.
368
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,090
Oh, no, you're such a kidder.
369
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:42,510
Oh, you look so nice.
370
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:45,350
Ah, thanks.
371
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I was at a funeral earlier this
afternoon.
372
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Whose funeral was it?
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It was a group.
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Too many to name.
375
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Enough about my day.
376
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,740
Well, this is it.
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A special night.
378
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,060
Yeah. Let's sit down.
379
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:21,190
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we
supposed to be sitting a little? closer
380
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together closer together you sure
381
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:31,730
this
382
00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:37,870
is a very very special night
383
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and i want everything to be perfect i'm
glad you're so relaxed
384
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the music. The music.
385
00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:56,110
What a romantic idea.
386
00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:06,070
Arnold, we want to get romantic, not
invade Belgium.
387
00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:09,490
Oh, sorry, right.
388
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:28,460
Forget it, Vicki. When the pain get this
bad, I'm in bed for a week.
389
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,660
Hey, sounds good to me.
390
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:40,100
But remember, I have to be home by 11.
391
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,240
Here, let me try something.
392
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,840
I don't know. What's the matter with
you?
393
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,400
I'm not sure.
394
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,480
I think it's amnesia, but I don't
remember.
395
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,360
Look,
396
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:18,900
sit down.
397
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,240
Vicki, I got something to tell you.
398
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,420
I can't go through with this.
399
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:29,150
What are you talking about?
400
00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:31,470
Oh,
401
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:36,690
in all honesty, you're the nicest girl,
and I like you a lot.
402
00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:41,590
But I'm just not ready for this.
403
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,350
You aren't?
404
00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:44,730
Really?
405
00:26:45,410 --> 00:26:46,410
No.
406
00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:50,830
I hope you're not too disappointed in
me. Please don't cry.
407
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:54,130
I can't stand to see a girl cry.
408
00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:55,590
Why aren't you crying?
409
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,620
Arnold, I'm not ready to go through this
either.
410
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,060
I guess I wasn't as curious as I
thought.
411
00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:07,580
Vicki, wait.
412
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:12,480
The way you were acting tonight... Look,
Arnold, I was just scared. I was
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covering up.
414
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,520
You were scared?
415
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,660
Me too, Vicki.
416
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,260
Boy, I'm glad you were brave enough to
say no.
417
00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:27,860
I'm glad of two things.
418
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,860
One, that you're so understanding.
419
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,660
And two, that you're not giving to
violence.
420
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,340
Yeah, but tomorrow's going to be tough.
421
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:39,660
All my friends think tonight's my big
night.
422
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,300
It's not going to be easy telling them
the truth.
423
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,820
Let them hear the truth through the
grapevine.
424
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:48,720
In about two or three years?
425
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,140
I don't know.
426
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,480
Two or three months?
427
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,640
No.
428
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,480
Okay, okay.
429
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,900
I'll tell my friends the truth, too.
430
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,540
But there's one thing we could still do
tonight.
431
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,779
What's that?
432
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:02,920
Finish the back rub.
433
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:06,600
I can't tell the truth on a half -rub
back.
434
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,140
Hi, guys.
435
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,640
What's up? Big weekend. We got invited
to three parties.
436
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,440
Big weekend for me, too.
437
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,560
I didn't get invited to five.
438
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,940
And one of them is my dad's birthday.
439
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,450
Well, the parties we're invited to are
awesome.
440
00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:29,770
Yeah, and you're going, too.
441
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:35,430
Look, guys, I have something to tell
you.
442
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:40,050
It's about me and Vicki. Take notes,
Robbie.
443
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,510
Nothing happened between us.
444
00:28:42,910 --> 00:28:43,910
Not ever.
445
00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:50,630
Vicki and I, we didn't break the sound
barrier.
446
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,290
I'm talking slowly and all the way.
447
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,460
You lied to us.
448
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,680
Thanks, Arnold.
449
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,140
No wonder when I took your advice, that
girl spit on my pencil box.
450
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:09,860
And we told the rest of the school.
451
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,460
Thanks a lot, Arnold.
452
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,940
Before this gets out, we'll look like
fools.
453
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,680
Come on, guys.
454
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,460
Let's ditch this Sunday driver.
455
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,920
Hi, Arnold.
456
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:43,260
Oh, look who's here.
457
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,540
Are you two recruiting for the slow lane
club?
458
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:51,800
Arnold, Charlie has something to tell
you.
459
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,040
No, Arnold, Ricky has something to tell
you.
460
00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:59,880
Are you two speedsters just going to rub
it in?
461
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:05,620
Arnold, Ricky lied to you. Ricky hasn't
gotten into the fast lane a lot.
462
00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:11,930
In fact, Ricky hasn't gotten into the
fast lane at all.
463
00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:15,010
Neither has Charlie.
464
00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,610
You would kind of say we're both still
in the garage.
465
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:26,090
In fact, Ricky is still on his bike.
466
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:30,750
Are you two telling me the truth?
467
00:30:31,510 --> 00:30:34,750
And you put me through all of this.
468
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,140
Arnold, we're sorry. We really are.
469
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,680
Actually, there's a relief.
470
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,520
I should tell the truth more often.
471
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,340
And we don't care for now with the fast
crowd.
472
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,360
Our friendship is too important.
473
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,280
We don't know why.
474
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,580
But it is important.
475
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,440
That is, if we're still friends, Arnold.
476
00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:08,970
You two are slime buckets.
477
00:31:12,110 --> 00:31:13,990
But you're my slime bucket.
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