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Hi there.

Beverly, my name's Arnold Jackson.

We're practically in the same English
class, except you have Mrs. Pomola at 10

and I have Mr. Wilkes at 1 .30.

Pleased to meet you practically,
classmate.

So, uh, you come here often?

A lot.

Isn't it a great place?

Yeah!

dance and meet great guys.

Sure.

But I really come to watch the
musicians.

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Don't you agree?

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You know, I'm a musician.

Really? Yeah.

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Well, I've always had a thing for
saxophone players.

That's what I play.

Are you in a band?

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What's the band's name?

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Frozen Heads.

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Hey, you know, I'd love to see you play
your saxophone sometime.

Yeah, uh, I'm sure you would, uh, but
we're so busy, uh, laying track.

and fixing the wax and picking up sticks
and mixing the mix.

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I bet you're good.

Hey, why don't you play here at the next
sandwich tonight?

Ah, well, I'd love to, but there's a lot
of bands here. You know, they

want to play at the club because it's
popular.

It's a long waiting list.

No problem.

I know the owner.

You do?

Yeah, me too.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Arnold.

Hi, Dad.

Dad,

isn't it all right if we practice in
here?

Why wouldn't it be?

Because we're loud and not real good.

I prefer classical music, so I'll be
upstairs.

Okay, guys, let's get set up. Today is a
great day for us. Arnold, I think this

is a pretty dumb idea.

professional musicians already.

Charlie's in a school band.

He's third cymbals, Arnold.

Charlie, you've played the bass guitar
for years.

And Robbie, he filled in on the lead
guitar to Melman Bar Mitzvah. And you?

I'm a fast learner.

Look, don't worry.

All we have to do is play a couple of
songs and we'll be mobbed by women.

Me and Beverly and you guys with the
leftovers.

At the bar mitzvah, all I got was a hug
from Mrs. Melman.

She got chopped liver on my glasses.

Wow, Arnold, this is neat.

You really have a band?

That's right, sport.

Can I be in it? I play guitar.

I sing.

And old ladies like to pinch me on the
cheeks and say I'm cute.

Sorry, Sam, we're not playing in any
bingo parlors. Now beat it.

is going, we can get started.

Oh, by the way, who's going to be doing
the singing? I can sing.

You?

come from another generation. I don't
really understand today's music. Well,

it's just like yesterday's music, only
not boring.

Well, thanks for tearing that up for me.

Okay, can we call it a night, fellas?
It's way past Sam's bedtime.

Mr. D, rock and roll never goes to bed.

On school nights, it does.

Night, guys. Good practice, guys. In two
weeks, the frozen heads will be on

everybody's lips.

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Oh, that's all right. That offer is
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That's all right, Dad.

I think I'm working out pretty well on
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Club. He's been playing, I don't know,
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All right.

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I was just going to do a little sparring
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in. Arnold, your teacher's here.

Tell me, have you been playing very
long?

Well, Dad says I was born with a
saxophone in my hand.

Must have been very painful for your
mother.

Wow, Dad.

I didn't know you knew anyone this cool.

Well, I don't really.

This is Bill Kingsley, Jr., Arnold.

Bill, this is my son, Arnold. Hi,
Arnold.

Hi.

I'll leave you guys to go to work.

Would you give my best to your father,
please? Sure thing.

Well, Arnold.

So I know where to start. Let's see what
you've learned so far.

Okay. Why waste time when all I have to
do is polish up the rough edges?

That's great.

But have you tried playing?

That's the rough edge.

Well, don't sweat the details.

You see, the saxophone is like a woman.

Play her wrong, and you get nothing but
squawks and screeches.

But handle her right, and you'll be
making beautiful music for a long, long

time.

Well, all I have to do is make beautiful
music by next Friday.

Let's start from the beginning.

Stand straight so you can get plenty of
air into the diaphragm.

Hold on to this.

Firm, but flexible.

Mouthpiece, halfway in.

Bite gently.

Breathe deep.

Cheeks firm.

Now play a skill.

quiz for the day. We don't want to get
stale.

Charlie, your last eight bars were flat.
I'll flatten his eight bars.

I'm sorry you stopped playing. I really
wanted to hear more.

Well, you know us pros, we have to save
our lips for the show and other things.

So, uh, can I buy you a soda or a condom
medium?

Anything you say, music man.

Well, it just comes naturally.

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Good, Sam. See you later.

Hey, great set, guys. Great set. You
sounded great. Thanks, man. Sam, we got

talk to you about something important.

Yeah, you have talent.

And you count the four great.

Well, we want you to be our leader.

Wow.

Leader?

Maybe I could change our name to the
Frozen Redhead.

Maybe. But as leader, there's also
responsibility.

right man for the job.

Yeah, and there's one little problem
that you can help us out with.

Really? What do I have to do?

Fire Arnold.

They deserve it. You can control the
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You hit me in the nose.

Willis, I hardly touched you.

I know that.

Yeah, and the heck with that.

Girls like my face the way it is,
gorgeous.

You know, there must be sports you don't
get hit in.

Hi,

Sam.

Mr. D., we need to have a man -to -man
talk.

Oh, boy, that sounds serious.

Sit down.

Okay.

Sam. What's up, Sam?

The guys made me the leader of the
Frozen Heads.

So now you're the Head Head.

Congratulations, that's great.

Now they want me to fire Arnold.

Oh, I see.

I guess it makes you feel kind of bad to
think of having to do that, huh?

This sudden interest in music of
Arnold's.

If I know him, there's a girl in there
somewhere.

You're amazing, Mr. D. I think her name
is Beverly.

Sam, you really have to help Arnold.

Embarrassing yourself in front of your
friends is bad.

But embarrassing yourself in front of a
girl is much worse.

Why don't you just speak to him honestly
about this? I mean, he's almost an

adult. Let him make the decision.

How do I do that?

Well... Just tell it to him straight.

I mean, take a deep breath.

Screw up your courage.

Hey, this horn I got is really hot.

The bevel is mine and everything's going
to be just fine.

Hi, Arnold.

Hey, Sam.

Today is the best day in the history of
the world so far.

I know I'm not great, but I'm not that
bad.

Yes, you are.

I don't believe it. You're going to fire
me.

Arnold, you're my brother, so I can't do
that.

But you really stink.

So you should think twice about making a
fool out of yourself in front of

Beverly.

Mr. Kingsley. Thanks for coming over.

Arnold, from the way you sounded on the
phone, I thought you swallowed your

mouthpiece.

No, no, I'm fine.

Look, I want your honest opinion.

How good am I?

You have, uh, potential.

Okay, I stink.

Let's say I took five days of intense
round -the -clock lessons.

How good could I be?

Well, if... Five days of intense
lessons.

You could be a very bad saxophone
player.

Very bad, that's not good.

No, that's not good.

My band's playing Friday night.

In front of people?

No, house pets.

Of course people.

Friends.

I don't know what to tell you, Arnold.

It takes time to become a good musician.

But I didn't do this to become a good
musician.

I did it to get girls.

But I like the music, too.

I just don't have the time.

I'm going to make a fool of myself.

It's not just girls.

It's Beverly, the girl.

She makes me feel things inside I only
feel when I eat bad fish.

way to get you out of this.

Move to another city?

Now I know two ways.

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You were right to save your lips.

I saved them all right.

And it's a good thing, too.

Because I can think of plenty of things
we can do with them.

Is something wrong?

I can't do this.

of me playing the sax.

What?

It was my teacher behind the curtain.

You didn't play any of that?

Not a note.

I couldn't let you think I played that
well.

You can't build a relationship on a lie.

You mean the one that just ended?

Oh, come on.

This is from my heart. I'm being honest.

How old is your teacher?

movie where I pour out my heart to you
and you see how sensitive I am and you

fall in love with me anyway.

Does he have a son?

I don't know.

What's a guy so much for?

He plays a wicked saxophone.

I will too someday.

But it won't matter.

But you said you like sax players.

I do.

But that doesn't mean I don't like other
people too.

But you lied to me.

Goodbye, Arnold.

And who'd guess that an old guy like you
could play such great rock and roll?

Son, just remember.

She dumped me.

Same thing happened to me when I was
your age.

I know how you feel.