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Look, Herman, if you didn't rearrange my
face, that might show Ramona that

you're changing.

Are you saying that because you mean it?

So I won't hit you?

A little of each.

It'll help you and my face.

You're okay.

Let's go, buddy.

Arnold, thank goodness you're still in
one piece.

I think we need to talk, Ramona.

I don't think there's anything to talk
about.

I think you do, Ramona. Like you said, I
am a one piece.

Well... Come on.

I'll buy you a Tommy burger.

Well, maybe we do need to talk.

Great.

I'll go over to Forrest.

Listen, Arnold.

I feel awful.

Ah, sorry. Don't worry about me.

I'm crushed.

My heart's been stepped on.

Ground into the dust of life.

But you're not the first. You certainly
won't be the last.

What a man.

Man and a half.

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum.

What might be right for you may not be
right for some.

A man is born.

He's a man of me.

Then along come two. They got nothing
but the genes, but they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to
think, different strokes to move the

world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you're gone, not
alive.

Someone will have theirs and you'll have
yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. Because it
takes different souls to move the world.

Yes, it does. It takes different souls
to move the world.

Do you see these pictures I just
printed? Now, look, Arnold, I'm very

you're learning about photography and
developing your own pictures and all of

that, but you can't keep tying up the
bathroom.

Thanks, you little red -headed stoolie.

Now, Dad, my pictures are already pretty
good, but can you imagine what I could

do if I had a wide -angle lens?

Oh, sure. You could come up close to
somebody and make them look like this.

I'm going to pay for the wide -angle
lens, right?

Right. Wrong.

Oh, well, I took a shot.

Arnold.

Arnold, it's embarrassing to go to the
bathroom with all those pictures staring

at me.

You know, I'm no expert, but I am
impressed.

Good focus, excellent exposure,
imaginative composition.

Don't stop now.

Dad, for measly $1 ,995, I can be
excellent, imaginative, and compositive.

In what angle?

You save your own money and buy it for
yourself. If I buy it for you, it won't

mean as much.

You're right, Dad.

But I'll make the sacrifice.

I'll tell you what. If you can raise
half of it, I'll match it.

Lunch in five minutes.

Right, Dad.

Gotta get some money for my lens.

Hey, Arnold.

Just give up photography and give me
back the bathroom.

Now, isn't that just like a kid? Sam, I
need photography.

It's my life.

I mean, it's art.

It's something I can put my heart and my
soul into.

It's a good way to make big bucks, too.

Is that all you care about?

Of course not. I'm not that shallow.

I want fame and glory, too.

editors get a look at my work, they'll
be throwing lots of mean green my way.

Are you sure people would actually want
to buy these pictures?

Sure, I'm sure. I took them, didn't I?

I am the greatest.

The king of the camera. The prince of
photography.

The sheik of the shutter.

You're modest, too.

Your majesty.

strawberry. Sam, honey, it's time to go
shopping.

Aw, Mama, can't I go shopping by myself?

Oh, but Sam, we've always gone shopping
together.

I don't want to hurt your feelings,
Mama, but only sissies go shopping with

their mothers.

Since when, Samuel McKinney?

Since I grew up, Mama.

Oh. Oh, I see.

Well, would it be all right if a grown
-up guy took Mr. D along?

I guess so.

But he has to promise to let me pick out
my own stuff.

I'm coming home if he tries to make me
buy a vest.

You got a deal.

What a day.

Hey, Arnold, how many pictures did you
sell?

No one in this town has...

Sam, listen.

First, I take the subway to the Time
Life building.

Time says, go see Newsweek. So I take
the Crosstown bus over there.

Then Newsweek says, go see Life.

So I'm back on the Crosstown bus again.

And then Life says, go see the Village
Boys.

So I'm on the subway again, where some
lady accidentally sticks her gum on my

forehead.

Sam, it's just so frustrating.

All those people said I had a lot of
talent, but the pictures just weren't

newsworthy. Not even the one of the lady
wearing underwear over her dress?

No, Sam, in New York, that's not
newsworthy.

Besides, I was a man.

Anyway, they showed me photos from hot
spots all over the world. That's where I

need to be to shoot.

I'd love to, but I can't wait to see
Dad's face.

Dad, can I borrow the limousine to go to
Zimbabwe?

I guess I don't need a wide -angle lens.

Hi, boys.

Hi, Mr. D.

Hi, Dad.

What's wrong, Arnold?

Nothing, Dad.

Nothing? He spent half the afternoon
trying to sell pictures, but all he got

a head full of bubble gum.

I'll never be able to earn enough money
for that lens.

I'm delighted to hear that you're trying
to earn some money. Yeah, don't spread

that around.

I got an image.

Look, Arnold, freelance photography is a
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Normal job?

Great. I'd like to be a bank president.

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Gotcha.

Oh, what a day.

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Great news?

You're buying me a wide -angle lens?

Nope, but I found you a job. A job?

As in work?

Toil?

Trudgery?

No, a job as in working for a
photographer on a newspaper.

Oh, wow, Dad. Oh, that's great. How did
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mine on the New York Times. The New York
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No, no, no, no.

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That's six pages.

Six pages?

Sounds to me like you're working for a
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The West Side Weekly is a real
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It covers all the local news.

It's a very important community paper.

Well, if it's so important, Mama, how
come you always toss it away?

A lot of small newspapers have done very
important work.

I don't consider wrapping fish important
work.

Now, look, I went to a lot of trouble to
get you this job, and it's a job most

kids would be delighted to have.

Now, if you're going to pursue a career
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Now, this way, you can gain some
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You're right, Dad.

You're right.

I could show them what I can do. Matter
of fact, I'm going to show them what I

can do.

With the pictures I'll be taking, the
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The news and the Post, too.

But forget them.

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Do you know how proud I am of you?

Thanks, Maggie, but I haven't done
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But I'll change that. I'm off.

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Say a pen.

Kid? Yes, sir?

Forget the typewriter. Take these down
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I mean now.

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Yeah.

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Hi, Mama.

Sam, honey, didn't you get the new
clothes?

Couldn't find anything I liked.

Oh, well, where's Philip?

What do you think, Maggie?

Well, I thought the idea was to get some
new clothes under Sam, but... But not

bad.

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and I feel like a whole new man.

Hey, guys.

How can you do that when there's cake
here?

That's a great cake, Maggie.

Arnold's first paycheck. It reminds me
of my first paycheck.

Mine was $37.

Mine was $1 .8 million.

Here's the working man. Yay!

How's our little breadwinner? I'll bet
you're proud to have your first

huh? It's my last.

That's not a newspaper, it's a labor
camp.

I thought it would change.

All that Mr. Framinguy says is, get me
some more coffee, get me some water, get

me some donuts.

If I work here one more week, I'll have
to join the waiters' union.

See, running errands, that's how you
break in.

No, Dad, that's how I break out.

I'm not going back there. Who does that
guy think he is anyway?

Your boss.

Time to cut the cake.

I don't want any cake.

That's too bad, Arnold.

Can I have your piece?

I am hush.

Look, Arnold.

Sid Franklin's been a photographer for a
long time.

And, honey, I'm sure he has a lot he can
teach you.

I've already learned the difference
between milk and Cremora.

I'm out of there.

Listen, Arnold.

When I first went to work, my father had
the good sense to start me at the

bottom. I wasn't too thrilled at the
time. I had to work with a lot of

people. But you know something?

Those people taught me an awful lot
about how to run a business that I

learn in college.

Yeah, but Dad was Mr.

Get me some more coffee, kid. Franklin.

I have to work my way up just to get to
the bottom.

I'll just tell myself.

I'm not going to tell you what to do.
You're old enough to make up your own

mind. But I do suggest that you give
this decision a little more thought.

Boy, I thought growing up was going to
be fun.

I'm just going to come right out and
tell him.

I'm just going to let him have it.
Franklin, you bug me and I've had enough

your guff and I'm quitting.

Forget it.

Apologies are too late.

Hey, Sid, get off your knees.

Begging won't work.

Tears, you could cry the Mississippi
River.

This rambling kind of guy is moving on.

I know I keep this office humming.

But that's your problem now, Franklin.

Coffee. Hot and on my desk.

Morning, sir.

Yeah.

Oh, now, come on, kid. You know how I
like my coffee.

Right, sir. Black.

And hot and on my desk when I come in.

Yes, sir.

Look, uh, Mr.

Franklin, uh, I, uh, got something to
tell you.

Well, I'd hate to leave you on a lurch,
but, uh, today's my last day. I'm

quitting. Fine.

Fine?

You're not mad?

Only unless you don't get my coffee for
me.

They're on the payroll until nightfall,
you know that.

There's a ring of armor down at the
docks.

Come on, kid. Come on, let's go.

Move it.

I only hope you loaded the cameras
better than you make the coffee.

Come on, kid!

Not bad, kid.

You mean the way I printed up six rolls
of film from the dock fire?

No, the coffee.

I'm going to miss you.

All right, Mr. Franklin.

Here you are.

Oh.

Listen, I know you're headed for early
retirement, but I want to clue you in on

this writing rough captions on these
pictures.

Now, you've got here, firemen fighting
dark ways, right?

So what's wrong with that? I turned the
picture over, and lo and behold, there's

a fireman fighting a dark blaze.

But he didn't put the location of the
fire, the time of the fire, or the

companies that were covering it.

Well, I put all that on the first photo.

Well, supposing I decide to send this
one out to an editor.

There may be ten fires around town. How
is he supposed to know where it is?

You know, being a photographer doesn't
mean you just go around snapping

pictures.

Yes, sir.

I guess we'll go with this one.

As soon as I write down where it was.

Well, sir, if you don't need me
anymore... Wait a minute, wait a minute.

are you doing? What are those?

These are mine. I was taking them for
practice. Well, let me see.

Yeah.

Not bad.

Really?

Just boring.

Boring?

But this one right here, this one's got
a...

flying over here to firemen, flames.
Yeah, but what's missing?

Looks like every dark fire that was ever
photographed.

Now, boring, kid.

I'll tell you what's boring.

It's the way you've been treating me.
That's boring.

All I do is make coffee, run for
sandwiches, clean the lab, make

chemicals. And now finally I get a
chance to take some real photographs and

jump all over them.

Well, I've had it. I'm quitting. I'm out
of here.

You're through?

Then you don't want to know why one of
your pictures was the best that either

us took?

Maybe the best in the city?

Is?

Fuck you, kid.

What do you see?

Well, uh... I see a fireman giving mouth
-to -mouth resuscitation to a little

kitten.

I figured my kid brother would like it.
Your kid brother and everyone else in

this town?

That's our page one picture.

It's got everything. It's got drama.

Emotion, humanity.

It's the kind of a picture that
everybody who sees it will always

It's really that good?

You better quit it.

You know what?

In that body of yours which makes too
many complaints, you've got a heart.

And it was that heart of yours that made
you take this picture.

You know, a guy who complains too much,
he can change his mind, can't he?

No way.

But you could reapply.

What? And lose my seniority?

You're a wiseacre, Jackson.

Go get me some more coffee.

Yes, sir. Coffee, donuts, shish kebab,
anything you want.

Hey, Tom. Yeah, Franklin. Listen, I got
a great page winner.

No, I didn't take it.

My assistant took it.

Arnold Jackson.

All right!

Sure, Mom.

Mom, Mom, okay, okay, Mom. Yes, yes.

Mom, Mom, I love you, too.

Goodbye, Mom.

So what mom's after that?

I don't know. I never listen.

Actually, I'm not even sure that was my
mom.

No, seriously, she's talking about my
sister.

Marwa's got a new girlfriend.

Marwa's got a job at a big accounting
firm.

Marwa has such a wonderful life.

You know, Mom, you should be more like
your sister.

Get your girlfriend, settle on down.

Well, we get to hear all about Marwa's
perfect life in about six hours. She's

coming to visit for the weekend.

I don't mind.

You know, she cooks, she cleans.

You know, you really should be more like
your sister.

Oh, no.

Oh, Ed, what's the worst possible thing
that could come in the mail?

A finger.

Or worse, a letter from the IRS.

That's kind of like getting a fangy.

It's going to collect the funny bones.

It's just going to leave you alone while
you sit inside your home.

Sure, I'm looking forward to spending
the weekend with you guys.

Hey, us too, Mara. You know, you picked
the perfect weekend to come. You can

help us with our tax audit. Eddie got a
little creative with his write -offs.

Me? You're the one that called a
romantic getaway with a waitress up.