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Boy, it looks like Herman is in a lousy mood today.

Yeah, I heard he got in a fight with a police horse.

Maybe that's why he was so mad in history class.

He'd be mad, too, if he flunked as many times as he has.

Yeah, back when he started taking history to prohibition, it was called

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You guys can laugh, but Herman sure scares me. I heard he was in reform

I wonder why they let him out.

Excuse me for a second, Ramona.

I've got some business to take care of. Okay, sure, but I'd love an atomic

burger. Ramona.

Now, you know atomic burgers are murder on your tongue.

Right.

I forgot.

What are tuna not moving?

Not me, Dudley.

Karma's not so bad.

He doesn't even bother with guys like us. He doesn't even know we exist.

Jackson, you and I need to have a little tete -a -tete.

Uh, I... I'd love to, but my doctor said I should cut down on my titty tits.

Jackson. Well, maybe one tit.

What'd I do?

I'd rather talk to you about this in private. Private? No problem.

Sit.

We're sitting, Herman. I will sit. Fresh stand, roll over, bark, scratch if you

want to. Knock it off.

I'm a bit more private than here.

Oh, we could ask Mayor Koch to evacuate the city.

Jackson, I want to see you in the alley behind Eddie's News.

The alley?

Uh, that's not private.

We'd have to sit on top of the bums to talk.

Hey, I got it, Arnold.

How about your house?

Gee,

I've never been invited to a house before.

All right.

Your house.

Five o 'clock.

Be there.

You don't even know where I live.

I'll find you.

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Bye, Hermie.

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I was coming over here to get men. I don't even know what I did wrong.

It'll make you feel any better. As soon as you say the word, I'll have them

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All right, Dad.

I'll keep that in mind.

Come on, Sam.

Let's go watch a little television. Okay, Mr. D.

Arnold, you can't let Dad throw him out of the building.

It's not cool to have your father fight your battles for you.

I know, Willis.

I guess I'll just have to take my lumps. Arnold, no lumps.

Listen to my advice.

You don't have to fight Herman.

Psych him out. Make him scared of you.

Willis, nothing scares this guy.

He takes vacations in Beirut.

Trust me, it'll work.

Now, stand up.

Now, what you have to do is walk over to Herman like there's nothing in the

world you're afraid of. Like this.

Then you let him have it.

Hey, man, you bugged me.

Now, you notice how the growling enhances the tough sound?

And not only that, you're as dumb as you are ugly.

Oh, let's forget it. You'll never hear me. My knees will be knocking too loud.

I'm gonna cut out with the jokes.

Now, you finish him off by staring him straight in the face.

How's that?

Ah, real good, Arnold.

Oh,

no, it's him.

Maybe I should just save Herman the Trouble and punch myself in the face.

Arnold, will you sack the punk out?

Now, check this out. Let me hear it. I'm going to show you how to do this. Why

can't I believe you?

All right, pal.

Glad to see you. Come on in.

All right, buddy.

You know, any friend of Arnold is a friend of mine. Let me tell you

You are cool, and I know you are cool. Now, don't deny it now.

Anything you want is on me. Let me know, Arnold. All right, catch y 'all later.

Run on, brother.

Cool, brother.

I know you are cool.

Glad you could make it.

Can I offer you something?

Jelly beans, perhaps?

Thanks.

Hey, you know somebody ate the green ones out of here? Not me.

It was my little brother, Sam.

I'm going to get him. You can squeeze him.

Get him.

Let's get down to business.

Oh, look, Herman, please.

Whatever it is, I'm sorry. I'll never do it again, I swear. It was my fault.

You didn't do anything.

I'm sorry anyway.

I'm not here to hurt you.

Oh.

What a nice man.

I just need a favor.

Favor? Oh.

Oh, okay.

I can handle that. I mean, no favor's too big. I'll do anything.

I'm going to take a little vacation from school, if you know what I mean.

Right. Sure.

Hey, you want me to answer a role for you in history? Listen, check it out.

Mrs. Peterson goes, Herman Baxter, I'll go, present.

You're funny.

Look.

I've been watching you in class.

And for a freshman, you're smart.

You've got a nice personality, a lot of common sense.

You're okay.

I am? Oh, I am.

I am all those things and more.

Not more. Right, not more.

Listen, here's a favor.

I want you to keep an eye on my girlfriend Ramona for about a week.

Starting tonight, if that's all right with you.

Fine. Fine, fine.

Whatever you want. I consider it an honor.

You're right. You're perfect.

I mean, I'd be stupid to leave Ramona with some cool, good -looking stud,

Now, remember, you treat Ramona with respect.

After all, she's used to being around a gentleman.

Who's that?

Oh!

Listen, Arm.

Ramona?

See, she relies on me for advice.

So you try and help her out.

And most important, I don't want any guys even looking at my little flower.

If I hear that she's unhappy, that'd make me so unhappy.

And if I'm unhappy, you're surely gonna be unhappy.

If you need anything, just tell me. I got a lot of pool around here. I know

dishwasher personally.

Herman would be impressed.

So, where should we sit?

Um, how about here?

I think Herman wanted you to sit away from the draft.

All right.

Over there.

Okay.

I must compliment you on your taste in booze. That one hardly got any worn

on it at all.

Wait!

I just wanted you to know if there's a chair here, I'd be pulling it out for

you. Wait!

I could pull out your boots.

Oh, no, I'll be fine. Wait!

Dead fly there. Probably ate the chili.

Well, um... I'm getting hungry.

Oh, okay. I'll go get a waitress.

Hi. Hi. How's it going?

Fine.

So, uh...

What school do you go to?

Edison.

I go to Wilson.

But I could transfer.

And please make sure those plates are clean.

All right, buddy. Back off. You want me to ruin your day?

Sure.

I could use a laugh.

Excuse us, Ramona.

Could you follow me, please?

I'll give you a dollar to leave her alone.

Hey, forget it. I don't take bribes. All right, five dollars.

Sure.

That's a lot.

You're an okay guy.

I know.

But you better hope that that other guy is, too.

Arnold, you were awfully late getting home last night.

I know.

I know.

Yeah, Arnold.

You were supposed to take me out for an ice cream cone.

Sam, don't bug me about your ice cream cone.

I got more important things on my mind than your ice cream cone.

Why don't you just get out of here? Just go to school.

Arnold, that is no way for you to speak to your brother.

Yeah, and just wait, Arnold Jackson.

If Herman flattens you into a pancake, I'll be there with the syrup.

You wouldn't like to be treated that way.

Oh, he's a pain, Dad.

gonna be making such a big deal on me coming home just a little bit late huh

look you use that tone of voice with me once more young man and you won't have

to worry about being late you'll be grounded

sorry dad

arnold what is it that's really bothering you is it this business with

ramona dad i'm just scared that no matter how hard i try i'm gonna do

upsetter obviously Herman was impressed with you in the first place for being

you, not like anybody else, not like him.

He trusts you to just relax, be yourself, and everything will work out

Yeah, that's a good idea, being myself.

I think I'd enjoy going back to being charming, witty, intelligent.

Arnold. Right.

I'll see you later, Dad.

Oh, Dad, I'm sorry about mouthing off and everything.

That's okay, son. I understand.

But I know a little redhead who may not.

Right.

I'll take care of it.

Maybe I'll ask him for a favor and let him turn me down. I'll beg a little.

He's never seen that.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

Gym class was my last class, and someone hid my older evening.

That's okay. I've waited for you anyway.

Hey, listen. I know what I want. What do you want?

Huh? Who you want?

Well, I don't know. I guess an atomic burger, but I can't wait to see you.

Well, I'd love to, but you know what Herman said.

Eating atomic burgers can be hazardous to your health.

Look, I've been coming here for years, and except for the mayonnaise, it's bad.

They're fine.

You really think I could have one?

Okay by me.

Betty! Two atomic burgers, holy mail!

So the guy says...

is keep an extra alligator on my left shoulder.

Now, that was a good joke, Arnold.

Would I tell a bad one?

Well... Don't answer that.

You know, Arnold, these past days, I don't know, I've just really been having

good time. Haven't you?

Oh, yeah. A great time.

I sure am glad I got to know you. You're an awfully nice guy.

So are you.

I mean, not...

Wait, let me guess.

Atomic burgers, right? That's right.

Ramona, with all the atomic burgers you've eaten in the past few days, I'm

surprised you don't belong in the dark.

You know, I sure am going to miss coming here with you.

I'm just going to miss everything.

Even my jokes?

No.

Of course I will.

Hey, what's wrong?

Come on, you can tell me. What's the matter?

It's Herman.

I mean, he's nice and everything, but he's... Come on.

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Herman's girl's in love with you? Man, that's bad news.

Having any girl in love with you is bad news.

What a raw deal.

The worst part of it is, I'm gonna get killed by Herman, and Ramona doesn't

really love me. She just loves a little freedom.

She likes being able to sit near a jukebox and having atomic burgers.

I'm a dead man.

Don't worry, Arnold.

Willis will stand up for you. Right, Willis?

Stand up?

All right, Arnold.

If it gets out of hand, man, I'll be there.

And I will, too, Arnold. You know I'm a lot stronger than I look.

Thanks, guys, but I think this is one battle I gotta handle alone.

Good, because I'm not really strong as I look.

This just isn't fair.

I gotta get rid of her.

Well, how do you get a girl to fall out of love with you?

Laura, we'll figure out something to get Herman off your back.

Hello?

Herman, how are you?

Oh, everything's just fine.

Terrific.

Ramona's fine.

Huh?

You're right.

Bye.

Start figuring, guy.

The Hulk is coming back sooner than I thought.

When? Last night.

Ramona! I know, we gotta talk.

Going steady with you is gonna make me the happiest girl in the world.

Look, Ramona, we do have to talk. I mean, you're an older woman. You're a

junior.

If Herman found out about us, we'd be going to the prom in a hearse.

Arnold, let me ask you something.

Do you really like me?

Yeah, I really do.

Then that's all that matters.

We don't have to sneak around Herman anymore.

In fact, he probably knows the whole thing by now.

I don't think so. Neither one of my arms are broken.

I left him a letter in his locker, and I told him about us.

Herman did me.

We've got to get that letter back.

All Herman cares about is me being happy. I'm sure he'll understand.

Let's go.

He doesn't understand.

Look,

Herman, this is a big mistake.

No mistake.

Move.

Look,

Herman. You're making a big mistake.

I don't like Ramona.

Hey, I know.

I read the letter.

You love her.

No, I don't. You're calling me a liar. No, no, no.

But I'm not in love with Ramona. I'm not even in like with her.

Herman, before you kill me, will you at least let me explain?

Sure, go ahead, explain.

Then I'll kill you.

Very decent of you.

Look, Herman, it's not my fault. Ramona just fell for me.

Does it make any sense?

Why would Ramona fall for you over me?

In fact, why would she fall for you over this mop?

You're dead.

Well, if I'm dead, I'm gonna go out swinging.

Put him up, jumbo.

You're a crazy dude.

If I'm crazy, then I'm gonna do something even crazier. I'm gonna tell

truth. I'm gonna tell you that the reason Ramona fell in love with me is

of you. The way you treated her.

What do you mean?

I was a perfect gentleman.

I did everything I could for her. When Ramona saw what it was like to think for

herself, you lost her.

Thanks to you?

No. I think it would happen sooner or later.

You just weren't sensitive enough to her feelings.

Me?

Sensitive?

Oh, look.

The guy you see in front of you,

That's not me.

But when I came to this school, everybody took one look at me and

was just a big, dumb thug.

I didn't think that.

Sure you did.

Well... Doesn't really matter.

I mean, they wanted a big, dumb thug, so that's what I gave them.

But now I'm trying to change that.

Why don't you?

Hey, man, I'm trying.

Look, Arnold.

I wasn't playing hooky last week.

I was checking out new schools.

How come?

Because I got to go somewhere else.

Start fresh.

I want to finish high school, maybe go to college.

Really? That would impress Ramona.

Yeah, right.

Doesn't really matter anymore, does it?

I mean, I was doing all this so that maybe one day I could marry Ramona.

Do right by it.

Give a couple kids.

Susie and Jocko.

What's the use?

I really blew it with her.

I don't think so.

I mean, she still thinks you're a great guy.

She does?

She really does.

And I think if she knew all of this, that might change things with her.

Maybe you got a point there.

I mean, thanks a lot, Arnold. You're a pretty brave guy telling me this to my

face.

Stupid.

Brave.

It's too bad I still got to rearrange your face.

What? Hey, man, I got a reputation to protect.

I thought you wanted to change.

It's too late here.