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Boy, it looks like Herman is in a lousy
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Yeah, I heard he got in a fight with a
police horse.

Maybe that's why he was so mad in
history class.

He'd be mad, too, if he flunked as many
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Excuse me for a second, Ramona.

I've got some business to take care of.
Okay, sure, but I'd love an atomic

burger. Ramona.

Now, you know atomic burgers are murder
on your tongue.

Right.

I forgot.

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Jackson, you and I need to have a little
tete -a -tete.

Uh, I... I'd love to, but my doctor said
I should cut down on my titty tits.

Jackson. Well, maybe one tit.

What'd I do?

I'd rather talk to you about this in
private. Private? No problem.

Sit.

We're sitting, Herman. I will sit. Fresh
stand, roll over, bark, scratch if you

want to. Knock it off.

I'm a bit more private than here.

Oh, we could ask Mayor Koch to evacuate
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Jackson, I want to see you in the alley
behind Eddie's News.

The alley?

Uh, that's not private.

We'd have to sit on top of the bums to
talk.

Hey, I got it, Arnold.

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Gee,

I've never been invited to a house
before.

All right.

Your house.

Five o 'clock.

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It'll make you feel any better. As soon
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thrown out of the place.

All right, Dad.

I'll keep that in mind.

Come on, Sam.

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Okay, Mr. D.

Arnold, you can't let Dad throw him out
of the building.

It's not cool to have your father fight
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I know, Willis.

I guess I'll just have to take my lumps.
Arnold, no lumps.

Listen to my advice.

You don't have to fight Herman.

Psych him out. Make him scared of you.

Willis, nothing scares this guy.

He takes vacations in Beirut.

Trust me, it'll work.

Now, stand up.

Now, what you have to do is walk over to
Herman like there's nothing in the

world you're afraid of. Like this.

Then you let him have it.

Hey, man, you bugged me.

Now, you notice how the growling
enhances the tough sound?

And not only that, you're as dumb as you
are ugly.

Oh, let's forget it. You'll never hear
me. My knees will be knocking too loud.

I'm gonna cut out with the jokes.

Now, you finish him off by staring him
straight in the face.

How's that?

Ah, real good, Arnold.

Oh,

no, it's him.

Maybe I should just save Herman the
Trouble and punch myself in the face.

Arnold, will you sack the punk out?

Now, check this out. Let me hear it. I'm
going to show you how to do this. Why

can't I believe you?

All right, pal.

Glad to see you. Come on in.

All right, buddy.

You know, any friend of Arnold is a
friend of mine. Let me tell you

You are cool, and I know you are cool.
Now, don't deny it now.

Anything you want is on me. Let me know,
Arnold. All right, catch y 'all later.

Run on, brother.

Cool, brother.

I know you are cool.

Glad you could make it.

Can I offer you something?

Jelly beans, perhaps?

Thanks.

Hey, you know somebody ate the green
ones out of here? Not me.

It was my little brother, Sam.

I'm going to get him. You can squeeze
him.

Get him.

Let's get down to business.

Oh, look, Herman, please.

Whatever it is, I'm sorry. I'll never do
it again, I swear. It was my fault.

You didn't do anything.

I'm sorry anyway.

I'm not here to hurt you.

Oh.

What a nice man.

I just need a favor.

Favor? Oh.

Oh, okay.

I can handle that. I mean, no favor's
too big. I'll do anything.

I'm going to take a little vacation from
school, if you know what I mean.

Right. Sure.

Hey, you want me to answer a role for
you in history? Listen, check it out.

Mrs. Peterson goes, Herman Baxter, I'll
go, present.

You're funny.

Look.

I've been watching you in class.

And for a freshman, you're smart.

You've got a nice personality, a lot of
common sense.

You're okay.

I am? Oh, I am.

I am all those things and more.

Not more. Right, not more.

Listen, here's a favor.

I want you to keep an eye on my
girlfriend Ramona for about a week.

Starting tonight, if that's all right
with you.

Fine. Fine, fine.

Whatever you want. I consider it an
honor.

You're right. You're perfect.

I mean, I'd be stupid to leave Ramona
with some cool, good -looking stud,

Now, remember, you treat Ramona with
respect.

After all, she's used to being around a
gentleman.

Who's that?

Oh!

Listen, Arm.

Ramona?

See, she relies on me for advice.

So you try and help her out.

And most important, I don't want any
guys even looking at my little flower.

If I hear that she's unhappy, that'd
make me so unhappy.

And if I'm unhappy, you're surely gonna
be unhappy.

If you need anything, just tell me. I
got a lot of pool around here. I know

dishwasher personally.

Herman would be impressed.

So, where should we sit?

Um, how about here?

I think Herman wanted you to sit away
from the draft.

All right.

Over there.

Okay.

I must compliment you on your taste in
booze. That one hardly got any worn

on it at all.

Wait!

I just wanted you to know if there's a
chair here, I'd be pulling it out for

you. Wait!

I could pull out your boots.

Oh, no, I'll be fine. Wait!

Dead fly there. Probably ate the chili.

Well, um... I'm getting hungry.

Oh, okay. I'll go get a waitress.

Hi. Hi. How's it going?

Fine.

So, uh...

What school do you go to?

Edison.

I go to Wilson.

But I could transfer.

And please make sure those plates are
clean.

All right, buddy. Back off. You want me
to ruin your day?

Sure.

I could use a laugh.

Excuse us, Ramona.

Could you follow me, please?

I'll give you a dollar to leave her
alone.

Hey, forget it. I don't take bribes. All
right, five dollars.

Sure.

That's a lot.

You're an okay guy.

I know.

But you better hope that that other guy
is, too.

Arnold, you were awfully late getting
home last night.

I know.

I know.

Yeah, Arnold.

You were supposed to take me out for an
ice cream cone.

Sam, don't bug me about your ice cream
cone.

I got more important things on my mind
than your ice cream cone.

Why don't you just get out of here? Just
go to school.

Arnold, that is no way for you to speak
to your brother.

Yeah, and just wait, Arnold Jackson.

If Herman flattens you into a pancake,
I'll be there with the syrup.

You wouldn't like to be treated that
way.

Oh, he's a pain, Dad.

gonna be making such a big deal on me
coming home just a little bit late huh

look you use that tone of voice with me
once more young man and you won't have

to worry about being late you'll be
grounded

sorry dad

arnold what is it that's really
bothering you is it this business with

ramona dad i'm just scared that no
matter how hard i try i'm gonna do

upsetter obviously Herman was impressed
with you in the first place for being

you, not like anybody else, not like
him.

He trusts you to just relax, be
yourself, and everything will work out

Yeah, that's a good idea, being myself.

I think I'd enjoy going back to being
charming, witty, intelligent.

Arnold. Right.

I'll see you later, Dad.

Oh, Dad, I'm sorry about mouthing off
and everything.

That's okay, son. I understand.

But I know a little redhead who may not.

Right.

I'll take care of it.

Maybe I'll ask him for a favor and let
him turn me down. I'll beg a little.

He's never seen that.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

Gym class was my last class, and someone
hid my older evening.

That's okay. I've waited for you anyway.

Hey, listen. I know what I want. What do
you want?

Huh? Who you want?

Well, I don't know. I guess an atomic
burger, but I can't wait to see you.

Well, I'd love to, but you know what
Herman said.

Eating atomic burgers can be hazardous
to your health.

Look, I've been coming here for years,
and except for the mayonnaise, it's bad.

They're fine.

You really think I could have one?

Okay by me.

Betty! Two atomic burgers, holy mail!

So the guy says...

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shoulder.

Now, that was a good joke, Arnold.

Would I tell a bad one?

Well... Don't answer that.

You know, Arnold, these past days, I
don't know, I've just really been having

good time. Haven't you?

Oh, yeah. A great time.

I sure am glad I got to know you. You're
an awfully nice guy.

So are you.

I mean, not...

Wait, let me guess.

Atomic burgers, right? That's right.

Ramona, with all the atomic burgers
you've eaten in the past few days, I'm

surprised you don't belong in the dark.

You know, I sure am going to miss coming
here with you.

I'm just going to miss everything.

Even my jokes?

No.

Of course I will.

Hey, what's wrong?

Come on, you can tell me. What's the
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It's Herman.

I mean, he's nice and everything, but
he's... Come on.

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Hey, if you really need me, just... The
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Yes, two seven -star chicken biscuits.

McDonald's has chicken for breakfast
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Herman's girl's in love with you? Man,
that's bad news.

Having any girl in love with you is bad
news.

What a raw deal.

The worst part of it is, I'm gonna get
killed by Herman, and Ramona doesn't

really love me. She just loves a little
freedom.

She likes being able to sit near a
jukebox and having atomic burgers.

I'm a dead man.

Don't worry, Arnold.

Willis will stand up for you. Right,
Willis?

Stand up?

All right, Arnold.

If it gets out of hand, man, I'll be
there.

And I will, too, Arnold. You know I'm a
lot stronger than I look.

Thanks, guys, but I think this is one
battle I gotta handle alone.

Good, because I'm not really strong as I
look.

This just isn't fair.

I gotta get rid of her.

Well, how do you get a girl to fall out
of love with you?

Laura, we'll figure out something to get
Herman off your back.

Hello?

Herman, how are you?

Oh, everything's just fine.

Terrific.

Ramona's fine.

Huh?

You're right.

Bye.

Start figuring, guy.

The Hulk is coming back sooner than I
thought.

When? Last night.

Ramona! I know, we gotta talk.

Going steady with you is gonna make me
the happiest girl in the world.

Look, Ramona, we do have to talk. I
mean, you're an older woman. You're a

junior.

If Herman found out about us, we'd be
going to the prom in a hearse.

Arnold, let me ask you something.

Do you really like me?

Yeah, I really do.

Then that's all that matters.

We don't have to sneak around Herman
anymore.

In fact, he probably knows the whole
thing by now.

I don't think so. Neither one of my arms
are broken.

I left him a letter in his locker, and I
told him about us.

Herman did me.

We've got to get that letter back.

All Herman cares about is me being
happy. I'm sure he'll understand.

Let's go.

He doesn't understand.

Look,

Herman, this is a big mistake.

No mistake.

Move.

Look,

Herman. You're making a big mistake.

I don't like Ramona.

Hey, I know.

I read the letter.

You love her.

No, I don't. You're calling me a liar.
No, no, no.

But I'm not in love with Ramona. I'm not
even in like with her.

Herman, before you kill me, will you at
least let me explain?

Sure, go ahead, explain.

Then I'll kill you.

Very decent of you.

Look, Herman, it's not my fault. Ramona
just fell for me.

Does it make any sense?

Why would Ramona fall for you over me?

In fact, why would she fall for you over
this mop?

You're dead.

Well, if I'm dead, I'm gonna go out
swinging.

Put him up, jumbo.

You're a crazy dude.

If I'm crazy, then I'm gonna do
something even crazier. I'm gonna tell

truth. I'm gonna tell you that the
reason Ramona fell in love with me is

of you. The way you treated her.

What do you mean?

I was a perfect gentleman.

I did everything I could for her. When
Ramona saw what it was like to think for

herself, you lost her.

Thanks to you?

No. I think it would happen sooner or
later.

You just weren't sensitive enough to her
feelings.

Me?

Sensitive?

Oh, look.

The guy you see in front of you,

That's not me.

But when I came to this school,
everybody took one look at me and

was just a big, dumb thug.

I didn't think that.

Sure you did.

Well... Doesn't really matter.

I mean, they wanted a big, dumb thug, so
that's what I gave them.

But now I'm trying to change that.

Why don't you?

Hey, man, I'm trying.

Look, Arnold.

I wasn't playing hooky last week.

I was checking out new schools.

How come?

Because I got to go somewhere else.

Start fresh.

I want to finish high school, maybe go
to college.

Really? That would impress Ramona.

Yeah, right.

Doesn't really matter anymore, does it?

I mean, I was doing all this so that
maybe one day I could marry Ramona.

Do right by it.

Give a couple kids.

Susie and Jocko.

What's the use?

I really blew it with her.

I don't think so.

I mean, she still thinks you're a great
guy.

She does?

She really does.

And I think if she knew all of this,
that might change things with her.

Maybe you got a point there.

I mean, thanks a lot, Arnold. You're a
pretty brave guy telling me this to my

face.

Stupid.

Brave.

It's too bad I still got to rearrange
your face.

What? Hey, man, I got a reputation to
protect.

I thought you wanted to change.

It's too late here.