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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:06,640 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:12,980 you may not be right for some. A man is born. He's a man of needs. 3 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:14,860 Then along come two. 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,860 They got nothing but the genes, but they got different strokes to take, 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:24,360 different strokes to take, different strokes to move the world. 6 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,980 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:32,390 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:36,010 We don't matter that you got not a lot. 9 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:40,390 So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:46,710 And together we'll be fine. It takes different strokes to move the world. 11 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:50,230 it does. It takes different strokes to move the world. 12 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:57,410 And so, General Santa Ana won his attack on the Alamo, and Texas temporarily 13 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:58,710 remained part of Mexico. 14 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:08,360 Arnold, the way you gave that report on old Mexico was one big siesta. 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,100 And you're the expert, since your breath smells like old tacos. 16 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,120 Hey, hey, hey, listen. 17 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,660 Well, I'll see you all tomorrow, huh? Oh, listen, listen. 18 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:23,080 Everybody be careful out there. I guess you all heard that another one of our 19 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,300 students was mugged last night. 20 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,360 Okay, enough said? 21 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,020 Okay, see you tomorrow. 22 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,560 Hey, 23 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,760 kid, come here. 24 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:35,770 I said come here. 25 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:40,770 Hey, what are you doing? Hey, help, help, somebody help me. 26 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:42,330 Wait a minute. 27 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:47,750 Okay, now, this finger goes here. 28 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,250 Ouch. 29 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,190 And this finger goes here. 30 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,990 And this finger goes there. 31 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:59,130 And that chord is called an A. 32 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,890 What's the A stand for, agony? 33 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 Thanks for the lesson, Sam. 34 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:07,800 Would you like another lesson tomorrow, Mr. D? 35 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,060 Oh, sure, Sam. My fingers would be untangled by then. 36 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,500 Hi, guys. 37 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,660 Hi, Arnold. What you got behind your back? 38 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:25,160 Oh, uh, just my jacket. It, uh, kind of got ripped. 39 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:44,690 It didn't hurt you. 40 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:50,950 Cut it out, guys. I got mugged. Did the guy have a gun? 41 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:52,570 No, a knife. 42 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,710 Luckily, he only got a couple of dollars. 43 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:57,470 Luckily, he didn't get hurt. Sam, go get Dad. No! 44 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,350 Come back here. 45 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,630 It's not that big a deal, guys. 46 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:05,310 The guy had a knife. What's a big deal to you? A bazooka? 47 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,490 No. 48 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,350 You know, it's over now. 49 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,360 Forget about it. 50 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,720 Yeah, I know what you mean. 51 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,340 Remember when I got mugged? I didn't want to tell anybody for a long time 52 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:20,340 either. 53 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:23,400 It's not that. I just don't want you guys to worry Dad. 54 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,580 Besides, that knife didn't scare me. 55 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,860 You should see what I did to that guy. 56 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,960 Did you punch his legs out on him? 57 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:37,380 Hey, you know it. First I gave him a left, then a right, then an uppercut, 58 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,140 then a roundhouse and a Sunday punch. 59 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,960 Then I gave him the other six days, too. 60 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,270 Then how did he get all your money, Sugar Ray? 61 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:53,610 He grabbed it out of my pocket and ran. 62 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:56,850 That's how it got ripped, but it doesn't matter. Pearl will sew it up. 63 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,150 Yeah, well, I guess we won't tell Dad. 64 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,010 Yeah, he'll just get worried and call the police. 65 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:06,190 It's like they have more important things to do, like cleaning up after 66 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,190 horses. 67 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:13,110 Well, Arnold sure is taking it to the library than I did when I got mugged. 68 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,120 Kind of a yellow belly. 69 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,079 A little more, Willis? Aw, you bet, Dad. You know, you're a great cook. 70 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,080 Pearl's been on vacation three days now, and I don't even miss her cooking. 71 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,179 Thank you. 72 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:28,200 Hey, I love your dinner. It's the best, Mr. D. 73 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:30,180 What restaurant are we eating at tonight? 74 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:34,900 We'll see, Sam. A little more oatmeal? 75 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,760 Oatmeal? Why didn't you tell me I was eating that, Mr. D? I hate that stuff. 76 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:43,980 But that is your second bowl. 77 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:51,210 More soggy cornflakes, Sam? 78 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,389 You bet, Mr. 79 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:54,030 Miller. Well, well, well. 80 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,510 If it isn't my favorite family. 81 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:58,630 Hi, Arnold. Morning, morning. 82 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:01,570 Well, you've been very chipper lately. What's going on? 83 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:06,630 It's Friday, which means no homework, which means I get to stay up late, which 84 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:11,150 means all -night horror flicks on TV, which means... Which means we got the 85 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,150 idea. 86 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:16,010 Oh, before I forget, Arnold, Dudley called while you were in the shower. 87 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:19,130 He and Ricky got a ride, so they can't walk to school with you this morning. 88 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:22,970 Oh, okay. 89 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:26,170 Hey, Dad, how about giving me a ride to school in the limo? 90 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:28,730 Oh, I'm sorry, Arnold. 91 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,750 I'm going to be going in the opposite direction. I have to meet with my 92 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,750 accountant. 93 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:34,230 It's tax time again. 94 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:37,330 Boy, I'm sure glad I don't have to pay taxes. 95 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:41,050 Sam, you pay taxes every time you buy a candy bar or a root beer. 96 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:43,850 I do? 97 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,010 Boy, that's pretty sneaky of him. 98 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,460 Well, Arnold, I guess you're just going to have to go to school alone. 99 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,920 Oh, okay. 100 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 It's no big deal. 101 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,300 Hey, Arnold, I want to go with you. No, you won't, Sam. You're not walking 102 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,300 anywhere. 103 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:06,700 Uh, I mean, thanks anyway, Sam, but I'll just go to school by myself. 104 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,780 Arnold, don't you like your cereal? 105 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:13,040 Pretend it's soggy cornflakes. 106 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:22,110 Thanks, Sam. I think my stomach's a little queasy. Oh, really? 107 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:23,950 You were all right a minute ago. 108 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:27,830 If Arnold's not eating, he must be sick. You're not running a temperature. 109 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:32,590 Arnold, you can't be sick. You told me you never get sick on Friday. You always 110 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:33,990 wake up on a... Uh, Sam. 111 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:37,690 I guess I talk too much. 112 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:41,610 Listen, Arnold, if you're really not feeling well, maybe you better not go to 113 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,610 school today. 114 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,190 That's a good idea, Dad. 115 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:47,590 Man. I think I'm coming down with the same thing. 116 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:51,090 Then you better go to school, Willis. You don't want to give it to me. 117 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,590 Well, it was worth the shot. 118 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:59,850 Arnold, why don't you just go back upstairs, get into bed, and I'll be up 119 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,850 minute. 120 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:01,970 Okay, Dad. 121 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:05,590 I hope he's not getting the flu. 122 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:08,290 He's just tired from staying up all night. 123 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:10,450 Staying up? 124 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:12,090 What do you mean, Sam? 125 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:15,010 Well, the last few nights when I wake up, Arnold's still not sleeping. 126 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,320 He's just sitting at his desk with the lights off. 127 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,760 Sam, why didn't you tell us about this before? 128 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,860 I didn't think anything was wrong. 129 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,900 Arnold told me he was studying a history book on the Dark Ages. 130 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:33,220 Then I saw what he put in his school notebook and I got kind of scared. 131 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:34,660 In his school notebook? 132 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,400 Look. 133 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:48,920 But in the world of fashion, has being black gone out of style? 134 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:53,520 The ET News turns on the spotlight behind the runway. 135 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,240 Fashion Blackout, next Thursday at 8 .30. 136 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,960 No one likes a bath tissue that leaves pieces behind. 137 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,240 That's why they're Charmin Ultra Strong. 138 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,480 With its diamond weave texture, it leaves fewer pieces behind. 139 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:11,000 Plus, it's soft and more durable, so it holds up better than the ultra -rippled 140 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 brand. 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I was just getting ready to get in bed. 198 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,720 I'd like to know why you've been carrying one of our kitchen knives to 199 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,760 Knife? That's right. 200 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,800 You must have noticed it in here among your pencils and erasers and purple 201 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,800 bubble gum. 202 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:44,580 Uh, well, you see, uh, there's this kid at school, a friend of mine, and he 203 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,980 needed something cut, and I told him he had this real sharp knife at home, and I 204 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,620 wouldn't let the school circuit use it. 205 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:54,740 I see. I thought maybe it might have something to do with you being mugged. 206 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,060 Great. 207 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,120 Which one of the two stooges is stooge? 208 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:04,040 All right, son, come over here. 209 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,820 Why didn't you come and tell me that you'd been mugged? 210 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,240 Ah, Dad, he only got a couple of bucks. It wasn't the end of the world. 211 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,940 Well, it is the end of the world when you start carrying things like this for 212 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:18,940 protection. 213 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,260 You must have been absolutely terrified. 214 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:22,980 Nah, Dad. 215 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,600 I told you what the knife was for. 216 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:29,000 The only thing that's terrified me lately is when I accidentally barged in 217 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,420 Willis kissing the bathroom mirror. 218 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,580 Oh, stop it. You could have been hurt. 219 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,440 For crying out loud, don't you realize what happened? 220 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,640 I'm sorry, Arnold. 221 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,880 You think about it and you want to talk. 222 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,300 I'm always available. I want you to remember that. 223 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:50,860 That's okay, Dad. 224 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,580 I've practically forgotten about getting mugged. 225 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:57,660 The only thing that's bothered me lately is my homework and how to get out of 226 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,660 doing it. 227 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,060 You seem to be feeling a little better. 228 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,560 Funny thing, Dad. My stomach's a little bit better now. 229 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,240 I'm glad to hear that. 230 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,500 Would you like me to drop you off at school? 231 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,420 Sure, Dad. But won't that make you late for your tax meeting? 232 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,860 Maybe. But you come first. 233 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Thanks, Dad. 234 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,740 I'll just go get my coat. 235 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:20,940 Good. 236 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:26,700 So what's going on, Dad? What's Arnold up to? 237 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,340 He gave me some cockamamie story about the knife. 238 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,320 But I think he was carrying it for protection. 239 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,440 He also said that... Wait one second, Dad. 240 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,340 I think Arnold's a lot more shook up than he's willing to admit. 241 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,160 Well, he's certainly not dealing with it. I didn't want to push him. I didn't 242 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,840 even bring up the thing about him not sleeping. 243 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,140 This is just incredible. 244 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,080 My son thinks he has to arm himself with a knife, a lethal weapon. 245 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,320 What kind of a world is this? 246 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,160 What are you going to do, Dad? 247 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,580 Well, I have this friend who's a child psychologist. Maybe I'll call him and 248 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,399 talk to him. 249 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 A psychologist? 250 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,180 Dad, do you really think he's that serious? 251 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,580 Yes, I do. 252 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,820 And I will send Arnold to see him if it's necessary. 253 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,520 Send Arnold to a psychologist? 254 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,900 Poor guy. 255 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,440 Well, it's for Arnold's own good. 256 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,320 I was talking about the psychologist. 257 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:34,860 Three and four and five and six and... Oh, hi, Willis. Hey, Dad. Are you 258 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:35,860 watching Maggie's show? 259 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,720 Uh, no, Dad. I'm watching the exercise show on the other channel. 260 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,700 Better not let Maggie find out you're watching that show. 261 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,600 Well, it's your flat more than your tummy. 262 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:50,640 I'll never tell on you, Willis. Hey, she's the one Mama calls the tail of the 263 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,640 bun. 264 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,240 Someday those buns will be hanging in the Smithsonian. 265 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,460 Hey, watching all that exercising makes me hungry. 266 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,559 Me too. 267 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,920 I think I'll go make a snack. 268 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,099 Me too. 269 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,660 I think I'll make my new favorite. 270 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,100 A peanut butter pickle sardine sandwich. 271 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080 for picking me up from school. 272 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,300 No problem, Arnold. 273 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,500 Boy, there's nothing like a good workout to get you in shape. 274 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,640 Yeah, you're really building up those whole eye muscles. 275 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,200 That's right, yeah. 276 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,780 So what about Arnold? 277 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,540 Did you talk to that psychologist today? Yes, I did. 278 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,420 He thinks most definitely that Arnold is covering up the experience of being 279 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,720 mugged. He shows all the signs. 280 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,580 Well, why is he covering up? 281 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,320 He usually always comes to one of us when he has a problem. 282 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,880 But we sometimes forget that Arnold's growing up. He's just starting to feel 283 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,840 independence. The last thing that he wants to do is to come running to one of 284 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840 to solve his problem. 285 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:54,060 Yeah. I remember when I was about his age, a big kid at school took my lunch 286 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,039 money. 287 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,620 And why didn't you tell me about that then when it happened? 288 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,660 Right, Dad, I see your point. 289 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:04,500 But, you know, Arnold claimed he fought back, but I don't think so. I think he 290 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,860 feels like a wimp. I know I did. 291 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,320 How can we help him? 292 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:11,370 Well, by making him realize that the mugger's a terrible person and what he 293 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,970 was wrong and that Arnold has nothing to be ashamed of. 294 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:15,330 Well, that shouldn't be hard. 295 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:21,390 That part isn't. 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Cheapbooks 360 00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:13,880 The cheap, 361 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,040 the books, the cheap books. 362 00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:21,060 I think he breaks a little to the left. 363 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:22,360 Uh -uh, to the right. 364 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,620 Nope, straight. 365 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:33,070 Get up and play an hour a day. 366 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:38,010 And so with the settlement in the West, many Americans were satisfied with the 367 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:39,010 land that America held. 368 00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:43,330 But a lot of people still believed in America's manifest destiny. 369 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:47,270 Write that down. That's America's right to take as much land as they thought 370 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,009 that they needed. 371 00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:50,790 But a lot of people felt... Calm 372 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:57,790 down. But he stole my 373 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,080 purse. I know, Lisa, I know. Just sit down. 374 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,020 Okay. What's going on? 375 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,760 Yeah. Mr. 376 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,260 Drummond, Mr. Hawkins. Who are you? Hi, class. 377 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,699 Hi. 378 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,120 Dad, what are you doing here? Did you see what just happened? 379 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,620 Relax, Arnold. Yes, I did. 380 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,540 And that man is a police officer. 381 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:20,800 And he did that to get your attention because he wants to talk to you about 382 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,800 street safety. 383 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,280 Why do we need that, Mr. Drummond? Yeah, we live in New York. 384 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,800 We're already street smart. 385 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:30,070 Oh, really, Ricky? 386 00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:34,150 Tell me something. That man that ran in here, what was he wearing? 387 00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:38,010 Blue jeans and a yellow T -shirt. No, it was a brown shirt and white pants. 388 00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:42,310 No, you guys are all dopes. He was wearing a blue shirt and white pants. 389 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,130 We're dopes. 390 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,890 I can't wait to see that guy's face when he opens that purse and finds your king 391 00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:49,210 -sized jar of ugly cream. 392 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:55,430 Dad, the man was wearing blue jeans and a red sweater. 393 00:22:57,199 --> 00:22:59,460 Wrong. Now, let me show you. I have a little surprise for you. 394 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,920 Sergeant Coletta, would you come in, please? 395 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:11,760 A class I would like you all to meet, Police Sergeant Jim Coletta. 396 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,260 Hi, gang. 397 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,320 How you doing? 398 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,020 Here's your purse, Lisa. 399 00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:20,120 Thanks for helping out with our little demonstration. 400 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,660 But how could you carry this around without a forklift? 401 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:31,270 Sergeant Coletta, I figured it was some kind of demonstration all along, and I'm 402 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:34,730 always happy to help out and do my duty in any and all school activities. 403 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:40,090 One more speech like that, and he's going to arrest you for boarding a 404 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:41,090 officer. 405 00:23:42,030 --> 00:23:46,030 Okay, everybody, settle down, all right? Listen, I think it'd be very nice if we 406 00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:48,190 gave Mr. Drummond a hand for arranging all this, huh? 407 00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:50,690 My pleasure. 408 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:55,270 Now, I hope that little demonstration taught you to keep your eyes open and 409 00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:56,249 wits about you. 410 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:59,610 You see, everybody saw it differently because no one was really paying 411 00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:03,370 attention. Sort of like a history class right here, right, Mr. Hawkins? 412 00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:09,850 Sergeant Glutter, isn't it difficult to pay attention when you're on the street 413 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,110 and somebody surprises you? 414 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,790 Well, it's difficult, but not impossible. 415 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:16,610 In fact, any description you can give to the police is very helpful. 416 00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:21,930 Do you know that nationally last year, over 28 million kids had something 417 00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:23,650 from them? I mean, how would you like your... 418 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:28,440 Your new watch ripped off, or your lunch money stolen, or your Walkman. I mean, 419 00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:30,540 there's nothing wrong with the streets. They're terrific. 420 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,160 I mean, I grew up in the streets, and there's nothing wrong with me, right? 421 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,880 You just have to be alert. 422 00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:41,880 Now, when it comes to being street smart, there's no such thing as right 423 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,680 wrong. But there is strategy. 424 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,520 Now, I'm going to need some volunteers. 425 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:47,720 Lisa, could you help me out again, please? 426 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,480 I'd be proud and honored to, Sergeant Kalana. 427 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:51,860 But please, don't bring your purse. 428 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,480 Just kidding, Lisa. We can't have purse snatching without a purse. 429 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,420 All right, now. I want you to walk down the street on your way home from school 430 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:03,160 just exactly the way you do every day. Okay? 431 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:07,720 You might be interested to know that on most days before stopping home, I stop 432 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,500 by the library to work on my extra credits. Lisa, Lisa, just pretend to be 433 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,760 walking. All right, class, watch this. 434 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,780 A nice day, sunny, she's enjoying herself, walking down the street. 435 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,540 Now, class. 436 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,590 What's wrong with this picture? 437 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,530 Cows don't carry purses. 438 00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:30,590 Arnold. 439 00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:35,670 See, gang, she isn't paying attention. 440 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:40,410 Lisa is a prime target for purse snatching. She's too busy looking in 441 00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:41,570 windows for a wedding gown. 442 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:47,810 So no matter where you are, always keep one eye on the lookout for the bad guy 443 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:50,070 and the other eye on the wedding gown. 444 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,020 You should try it, Arnold. 445 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,640 I think you'd look better cross -eyed. 446 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,540 Okay, I think I'm going to need another volunteer. 447 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,640 Okay, the young man in the blue sweater. 448 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:05,920 Thanks a lot, guys. 449 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,260 Jackson. Coletta. Right on. 450 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,720 Now, certain things are obvious. 451 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,960 Don't stand out. 452 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,260 Don't dress better than your friends and don't flash a lot of expensive 453 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:23,490 possessions. In other words, Be a zebra among zebras. 454 00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:26,010 Can't I just stay home and be a chicken among chickens? 455 00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:30,690 No, we can't turn the streets over to the bums. 456 00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:31,970 Use strategy. 457 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:36,390 Learn to take control of the sidewalk around you. Be alert. Walk tall. 458 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:41,170 Pretend to be John Travolta if it'll get you in the mood. But just do it. Okay, 459 00:26:41,210 --> 00:26:42,730 Jackson, buddy, give it a shot. 460 00:26:44,530 --> 00:26:45,530 Verbalize it. 461 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:47,710 That's right. 462 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,550 A mean zombie. 463 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:53,160 So I'll be shaking with this boy's bacon. 464 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,140 Arnold, he said John Travolta, not Olivia Newton -John. 465 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,460 Yeah, I think that was a little too much shaking, Jackson, but everybody did get 466 00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:05,259 the idea. 467 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:09,740 Now, strategy number two. If someone does approach you or you think you're 468 00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:12,020 followed, make eye contact quickly. 469 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,280 Get a sense of them, how tall they are, how threatening is the situation. 470 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,620 And then what do you do? 471 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,880 Run. 472 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:29,280 If you think you're in danger, run into a store across the street. Change your 473 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280 direction. You got it? 474 00:27:30,460 --> 00:27:34,680 Got it. Come on, guys. You got it? Got it. That's it. Hey, Jackson, maybe you 475 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,880 can help me out here. I hear that you were mugged recently. 476 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,220 Yeah. You were mugged, Donald? 477 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,080 Why didn't you tell us? 478 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,280 Because it wasn't that big of a deal. 479 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,580 This guy just kind of took me by surprise. 480 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,300 So you didn't spot him before you were mugged? 481 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,560 Only for a few seconds. He didn't look like a mugger. 482 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,960 Yeah, they almost never do. 483 00:27:54,430 --> 00:27:57,530 I mean, there's no stereotype for muggers anymore these days. 484 00:27:57,810 --> 00:28:01,150 I mean, even Mr. Drummond can be one, although he'll only steal your Wall 485 00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:02,150 Journal. 486 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:05,350 Now, muggers look just like everybody else. 487 00:28:05,670 --> 00:28:09,470 So if you get a funny feeling about someone, you take off. 488 00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:13,930 Well, what if you do all that and someone still comes after you? Good 489 00:28:14,230 --> 00:28:18,170 If someone comes up behind you and puts a knife to your throat, what do you do? 490 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,970 think I'm going to do? Look where the knife is. Come on, gang. Do you still 491 00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:29,970 think he should fight? 492 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,530 You didn't fight him, did you, Jackson? 493 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:34,990 Good. That's being street smart. 494 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,730 Possessions can be replaced a lot faster than you can. 495 00:28:39,290 --> 00:28:43,250 Get that knife away from me. That's what that mugger guy did to me. It was 496 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:44,750 awful. It was horrible. 497 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:47,110 I was scared he was going to kill me. 498 00:28:49,070 --> 00:28:50,270 It's okay. I was okay. 499 00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,950 Jackson, buddy, I'm sorry. 500 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:02,390 But you obviously did the right thing. You know why, pal? 501 00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:04,830 Because you're still here. 502 00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:08,250 It's going to be all right, Arnold. 503 00:29:09,110 --> 00:29:10,830 I'm glad you finally got this out. 504 00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:13,950 Now, we'll just go someplace and have a little talk. 505 00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:15,690 Thank you. 506 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:20,950 Okay, guys. 507 00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:22,450 Let's just review some stuff. 508 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:35,540 They're just wondering what might be right for you. 509 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:41,500 May not be right for some. For many boys meet the men of age. 510 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,440 Then along come two. 511 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,480 They got nothing but the genes. 512 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,320 And they got different strokes of things. 513 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,340 Different strokes of things. 514 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:54,420 Different strokes of the world. It doesn't take. 515 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:15,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Nicolette. What kind of sick, kinky, twisted personal 516 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:16,150 dad is that? 517 00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:21,430 Well, how sick, kinky, and twisted are you? This is not a personal dad. I'm 518 00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:22,430 looking for a roommate. 519 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:23,750 I knew that. 520 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,410 Nicolette, how'd a roommate search come? 521 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:30,150 Oh, as I like to call it, the impossible dream. 522 00:30:31,950 --> 00:30:33,650 And what are you implying? 523 00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:37,250 I ain't implying nothing. I'm coming right out and saying it. You had eight 524 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,490 different roommates this year. 525 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:39,930 You're too damn picky. 526 00:30:40,150 --> 00:30:44,510 And she's not picky. She's just careful about who she lives with. 527 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:45,710 Thank you. 528 00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:49,430 Malcolm, you made this sandwich tomato -side down. Don't you know that gets the 529 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,430 bread all soggy? 530 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:52,810 All right, she is picky. 531 00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:36,470 Nicolette's ad yet? No, I couldn't get past the person. Check this out. 532 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:42,450 Woman, great dancer, great cook, looking for a lusty man to spend my golden 533 00:31:42,450 --> 00:31:45,310 years with. Ed, you're looking at elderly seeking elderly. 534 00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:49,710 You never know. Some things get better with age. 535 00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:54,390 Hey, how you doing? 536 00:32:00,030 --> 00:32:02,310 See, you brought that little rug right with you. 537 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:04,470 Hey, what's up, bro? 538 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:08,290 Girls all over you, ain't you? Are you kidding? He's fighting them off with his 539 00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:10,490 rattle. This is your baby boy. 540 00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:14,790 What's going on, homie? 541 00:32:15,290 --> 00:32:17,170 Coochie, coochie, oochie, cooing on. 542 00:32:17,990 --> 00:32:21,470 Malcolm, it's oochie before coochie. Don't you know how to talk baby talk? 543 00:32:22,830 --> 00:32:26,690 Well, I'm glad you do, Ed, because I need you to watch Bradley today. 544 00:32:27,150 --> 00:32:29,850 Oh, no problem, girl. You know what I'm saying? Me and Bradley need to catch up 545 00:32:29,850 --> 00:32:31,070 on a few things, you know. 546 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:36,820 Eddie, my mom and Patrice went out of town. They're in Vegas throwing their 547 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,040 panties at Tom Jones. 548 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,860 I never understood that. 549 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:45,720 I don't understand it either. It's a scary thing to see them big bloomers 550 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720 at your head. 551 00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:53,000 Look, I'm going to a job interview today in St. Louis, but I'll be back tonight 552 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,080 on the 5 o 'clock flight. 553 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,080 You sure you can handle a whole day, Ed? You know, things happen. 554 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,960 Like the green goo that's coming out of Brad's mouth right now. 555 00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:05,070 That's just the peas I gave him for breakfast. 556 00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:09,730 Yeah, green goo ain't dangerous unless your head is turning 360 degrees. 557 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:14,650 Oh, please, Eddie. You're the only one in the family who ever did that. 558 00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:17,610 Actually, he still does it on Friday nights. 559 00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:23,590 Everything's here. Diapers, formula, mascara. 560 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,470 Oh, that's mine. 561 00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:26,790 Thank God. 562 00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:30,630 The most important thing is little Wubby. 563 00:33:30,870 --> 00:33:32,490 He loves playing with it. 564 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:36,540 Hey, Paige, why you gonna put the little bruh business all out in the street? 565 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,500 This is his little wubby. 566 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,340 It comforts him when I'm not around. 567 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,080 Mr. Buttons! 568 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,020 Mr. Man. 569 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:54,120 Your mama gave this to Bradley, and he loves it, so don't get any ideas about 570 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,120 taking it back. 571 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,120 Okay. Wish me luck. 47744

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