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Join us for a new season of Bobby Jones Gospel.

More roof -raising performances from Patti LaBelle, Shirley Caesar, Ty

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Then along come two.

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See that gorgeous girl, Arnold?

That little beauty's about to become my date for the day.

Now why would she want to become your date?

Unless she does charity work.

She's mine, Arnold.

And I know just what to do. I'm going to use the same attack that your brother

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Begging?

Come on. Watch this.

Hello, foxy mama.

This is your lucky day.

And I thought she was going to fall for it.

I don't understand.

I thought it was foolproof.

It's proof you're a fool.

Come on, Arnold. I've got to find a white kind of girl to take to the dance.

I mean, this is the biggest dance of the year.

And they were going to mop the sweat off the gymnasium floor.

Dudley. All right, I'm sorry.

Hey,

look at her.

And she's a cheerleader, too.

Dudley, you're...

Hey, listen, Arnold, let me take another shot, please.

What is the big deal?

I've never dated a cheerleader.

You've never dated in your own species.

Come on, Arnold, you keep the friend busy while I talk to the cheerleader.

Dudley, I hate small talk.

Please.

All right, go over there and get shot down.

Knowing you, this should take about five seconds.

I'll bet you she doesn't throw ice cream on me. No, she'll probably hit you with

canned goods.

Five, four, three.

Hello, sweet cakes.

I'm Dudley.

Better known as Professor Love.

Oh, yeah.

And even better known as Professor Cornball.

I think you're kind of cute.

You do?

Hey, do you guys go to Roosevelt?

Oh, yeah, I guess you do.

Well, two more seconds ought to do it.

This is my friend Arnold.

Hi. Hi. I think I've seen you before.

Would you guys like to sit down with us?

Hey, yeah, sure.

You wouldn't want to go sit over there, would you?

I'll buy you a Coke, a large.

Sure. Why not?

With me?

Yes, silly.

I see you have the best table.

This one's got all the sugarless gum underneath it.

Right.

Your friend's pretty nice.

Yeah, he's a nice guy.

Mind if I take a load off?

So, your friend's a cheerleader.

Sarah's not really my friend. I'm just tutoring her in math. But she is a

cheerleader.

You're not a cheerleader, are you?

Oh, no.

No. I'm afraid I wouldn't make a very good one.

Uh, me neither.

Yeah, you look awfully silly in a skirt and saddle shoes.

What do you mean? I've got great legs.

Are you as uncomfortable as I am?

Isn't it awful being in situations like this?

I hate it.

You get all nervous and sweaty.

You're not sweating, are you?

Not as bad as you.

Listen, what homeroom are you in?

302 Mrs. Mansey.

Oh, no.

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Hi, Arnold. Hi, Arnold. Hi.

Oh, it was a lovely spring day.

I saw Robin, the sun was shining, and even that pimple I had cleared up.

Okay, go ahead.

Tell him. Well, it's been nice knowing you.

Arnold, I've got something to tell you.

What's that, Sam?

I accidentally broke your model. I'm real sorry I didn't. Please don't tie my

hair in knots.

It's only a model, Sam.

Arnold, this is your favorite.

Sam, quit while you're ahead.

Thanks. Well, Arnold, you certainly seem to be in a good mood.

Aren't I always in a good mood?

No.

Only when you've fallen in love with some dumb girl.

She's not dumb, Sam.

Arnold, have you been bitten by the love bug again? I'm getting out of here.

I hate pukey girl stories.

Well, Arnold, I love pukey girl stories.

Tell us everything.

Well, Maggie, it's like this.

We met and actually... Hey, Romeo, this sounds serious.

It is, Dad.

I've gone out with girls before. I've even fallen for some of them. But this

different.

Dad, you should see her smile. It lights up a room.

I know.

She makes you feel tingly.

Right. And I've been tingled before.

But you haven't been tingled till you've been tingled by Molly.

Molly sounds very special.

You have plans to see each other again soon?

Not soon enough.

Tomorrow.

It's our one -day anniversary.

One day. Good going. You two really stuck it out.

Where are you taking her, Arnold?

Back to Hamburger Heaven.

That's where we met.

We're going to sit in the exact same booth and sip milkshakes to the wee

of the afternoon.

Well, I'm really looking forward to meeting Molly.

Oh, you will when you shop her on the big dance next week. I'm taking her.

You're taking her to the big dance?

Oh, she must be very special.

She is.

So, uh, when you guys, uh, see us, would you mind chaperoning the other way?

Hey, Sam, how you coming on my love song for Molly?

I've almost got it for you, Arnold.

Great, and it better be good because I'm gonna serenade her with it tonight at

Hamburger Heaven.

Okay, Arnold.

There they are, Dad.

I think it's really great you learned all the latest dance steps. Well, I

wouldn't want to embarrass you at the dance.

Aw, Dad, you couldn't embarrass me.

Yeah, but remember what you said, Arnold. You said if Mr. D does one of

dances, you're going to hide in your locker.

Don't listen to him, Dad.

His red hair is growing inward.

I won't embarrass you, son. Watch.

Looks like he has stomach cramps.

He's trying to learn some of the latest dance steps. I think he's up to the

Kennedy years.

Hey, Arnold, guess who I'm taking to the dance?

Ricky?

No, Sarah.

And thanks for yesterday.

Oh, and sorry about leaving you there with Molly and everything.

Hey, it was no problem. Glad to do it. Come off it, Arnold.

That's pretty large of Dudley to stick you with Molly.

Stick me with her?

Yeah, I'm really sorry, Arnold.

It was no big deal.

I'll say it was no big deal. You should have seen her, Ricky.

You thought she was that bad?

Well, she was eating french fries, not Alpo.

But she was nothing special compared to my Sarah.

Well, maybe you're right.

But she is kind of nice.

Sounds to me like Arnold likes her.

Yep, he sure does.

I like her. I don't like her.

We're just kidding, Arnold.

But you gotta be careful.

Right. We're not kids anymore.

We're 13.

And it's real important who we're seen with.

What are you talking about?

Look, Arnold, at school there's the cheerleaders and the jocks. That's the A

crowd.

And then there's the B crowd.

And then there's us.

And the only way us is getting with the cheerleaders and the jocks crowd is to

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Can't we just bribe our way into it?

No way, Arnold.

And you've got no shot with someone like Molly.

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Put your collar down. You're acting like you don't want to be seen with me.

Don't be silly.

You know, Molly, I'm getting tired of this place.

We always come here.

We do?

We've only been here once.

Well, we're already falling into a rut.

Oh, Arnold.

Hey, come on. Maybe there's some new chewing gum under our table.

Well, ready to go?

That's why I like you. You're silly.

I'm not being silly.

My mouth doesn't want burgers. It wants pizza.

Sure. If you really want, we can go somewhere else. Let's go.

My mouth just changes mind.

Hey, Anna, look. Your friend Dudley's here.

Hi, Dudley.

Oh, hi, Molly. How you doing? Fine.

This is my friend, Ricky. Hi. Hello.

I guess it's kind of hard to see anything when you're sitting under the

What are you two doing?

Uh, nothing special.

Don't listen to him.

Arnold brought me here for our first date. He's so romantic, and he doesn't

anyone to know.

Everyone knows Arnold's romantic.

Even Julio Iglesias calls him for advice.

Hey, Dudley, I hear you and Sarah are really hitting it off. You're going to

dance and everything.

We're hitting it off, but we haven't discussed everything yet.

Maybe we can tell him.

Arnold's taking me.

Oh, he is, huh?

Could you excuse us a second, Molly? I forgot to tell Arnold he had an

phone call before.

Sure.

Be right back.

Arnold, are you crazy?

You're not really taking any hurt of the dance, are you?

Well, of course. I mean, I felt sorry for her.

Haven't you guys ever had the urge to be nice?

No, not me.

Arnold, don't you remember the A crowd?

Do you want to live your entire life as an us?

Well, look, Arnold, there's a girl here who's dying to go out with him.

Look, I don't care who... That's her.

Really? And she's a cheerleader?

Beverly's more than a cheerleader.

When they do the human pyramid, she's the one on top.

I can't believe she wants to go out with me.

We can't believe it either.

Arnold, do you want to ask her to the dance?

I've got a feeling she wouldn't say no.

Really? Yeah. Hey, listen, we're all going to a party later. Come along.

Beverly would love it.

Hey, sounds good.

Of course.

I am a party animal.

Get down.

What about Molly?

I would just get rid of her.

I can't do that.

Sure you can. She'll never know the difference.

Just give her the old sick grandma story or something.

My grandmother's been dead for ten years.

Good. That proves she's not well.

I'll go talk to Molly.

Is everything okay?

Uh, no.

My grandmother's not feeling too well.

Oh, no.

Is there anything I can do?

No, but thanks.

Listen, my dad wants me home. Do you mind if we call it an afternoon?

Not at all. I just hope your grandmother's up and around soon.

And besides, we'll make up for everything next week at the dance.

Uh, listen, Molly, about the dance.

Uh, my grandmother's real bad.

I don't think I'll feel like it.

I understand.

Listen, don't feel bad.

I'm sure there's a million guys who want to ask you.

You're sweet, Arnold. But I wouldn't care if there were two million. I

go without you.

Right.

I guess I better take you home.

Sure. Let me get my coat.

Did she bite?

Yeah. Way to go.

All right, it's party time.

Yeah, party time.

You look like Michael Jackson.

No, more like Andrew Jackson.

Well, aren't this going to be a big night for you and Molly, huh? Hamburger

heaven, the dance.

Yeah, there's been a slight change in plans with Molly.

What's that?

I'm taking Beverly.

Slight? What happened to Molly?

Oh, no. More dumb girl talk?

Well, what happened?

Well, Molly and I started off as a blazing rocket, but we had no place to

Fizzleville. I've been there many times, but not since I met you, darling.

I see.

Well, I hope you have better luck with Beverly.

I hope so, too, Dad.

Tonight's our first date, but things will go great.

Beverly's a cheerleader. She's the top of the pyramid.

Ooh, Arlo, you lucked out.

Top of the pyramid's a hard comeback.

Not for a guy like me.

Well, guess I better be going.

I can just hear my little cheerleader calling me now.

Give me an A!

Originally, that chair only had one Roosevelt in it. The other Roosevelt was

idea. Did I tell you that?

Yes. Before the dance, on the way to the dance, and after the dance.

I've added so much to all the cheers.

A rah -rah here, a goatee there.

But I suppose that's why I'm on top of the pyramid.

Listen, I... Arnold, I know what you're going to ask.

How'd I get on top of the pyramid?

I was...

I can't tell you, Arnold.

It's a cheerleader secret.

That's nothing.

I'll never forget the Memorial game.

We were losing, spirits were low, and I knew it was up to me.

I got everyone into a human pyramid, did the Go Roseville Go cheer, and got

things so far enough, Roseville won the game, thanks to me.

I just said he gave me my gold gold gold chip.

I haven't had so much fun in ages. I can't wait to go dancing again.

He wore me out, Sam.

I'm two inches shorter than I was when the night began.

Did you do the moonwalk, Mr. D?

In a way, I did.

See, somebody spilled their punch.

I slipped halfway across the room in it.

Okay, let's go, sugar. Bedtime.

Mama, I want to wait up and hear how Arnold's date went.

Sam, since when did you want to hear about girls?

If it means staying up late, I'll listen to that yucky girl stuff.

That's it, Mr.

Blister. March.

Night, Mr. D. Night, Sam.

Well, did you have a nice time?

Well, you know, not too bad.

But not too good, right?

Well, it was terrible.

You did seem to be having a very good time with Beverly at the dance.

I bet.

A guy can only hear so many pom -pom stories.

She couldn't have that many.

153.

Don't worry, Arnold. You'll find the right girl. It just takes time.

You know, Dad, I think I let the right girl get away.

Oh, really?

Yeah, Molly.

Molly? But I thought Molly wasn't right for you.

Well, that's only because the guys were pressuring me to go out with Beverly

because she's a cheerleader and attractive and everything.

Well, you're not the first guy to be sidetracked by looks and the so -called

crowd.

You know, Dad...

I really feel bad about the way I hurt Molly.

I hurt myself, too.

I really blew it.

Hey, Arnold, guess what?

Sarah just invited us to the track team party.

Yeah, and I'm fixing Ricky up with my friend Karen. She's a cheerleader, too.

The one they throw up in the air.

And she's hardly limping anymore.

Hey, listen, Arnold.

wants you to go with her. She said you're a great conversationalist.

I don't think so.

All right, I'll let her know.

Hey, I'll get a booth for Heather.

Arnold, do you turn down Beverly?

Are you crazy?

Look, I've told you both before. She's just so boring.

I've heard so many pyramid stories, I thought I was in Egypt.

Look, Arnold, you can't judge a girl by her personality.

The girls are boring.

We're getting invited to all the A parties and we're the talk of the

Somehow that just doesn't mean as much to me.

I'm worried about you, Arnold.

You're willing to settle for Molly.

What's with you? We opened a whole new world here.

Pom -pom girls, water balloons, whipped cream fight. Yeah, we're running around

with a classy crowd now.

Right. And if she's your idea of fun, you don't know what you're missing.

I know what I'm missing, and I missed it because I listened to you two jerks.

Now, listen, I don't care what you think. Now, I like Mama, and I'm going

over there and see if I can try and get her back.

I don't know if she'll ever speak to me again, but all I can do is try.