All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s07e17_sams_new_pal

You can't rain on my parade.

I'm a free man.

No more taking that squirt to kiddie
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Gentlemen, I have seen my last tap
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Arnold, you're the best big brother a
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I know.

Did Arnold tell you about my new friend?

Terry's the only other kid my age in
this building. A new friend. Well,

just great, Sam.

Yeah, Terry's just like me. We both like
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collection. Ah, to be young again.

See you around, old -timer.

Mr. D., can I invite Terry to lunch?

Oh, sure.

I'll go and make some lunch.

Could I have my favorite sandwich?

You got it, Sam. Peanut butter and tuna.

at an exercise convention.

Oh, is she fat?

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Terry, you're going to love living in
this building. We've got the greatest

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three. What's going on, Sam?

It's Terry.

That he turned out to be a she.

Oh, Terry's a girl.

Well, that's nice.

What's wrong with that?

Oh, no, not you too, Mr. D.

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You deserved it for introducing me to
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Terry really tricked me bad, Mr. D. Are
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Did she actually tell you that she was a
boy?

No, and that was the sneaky part.

That and liking army dolls, baseball,
and toads. So goodbye to her and every

other girl.

I'm gonna go check the telescope and
find a planet I wish she was on.

Oh, what a mess.

Sam's really upset.

Man, it's gonna be a tough job trying to
get him straightened out.

But I'm gonna gotta do it.

Good luck, Dad.

Sam, let me ask you something.

Before you knew that Terry was a girl,
Was she a lot of fun?

Yeah, I guess so.

Were you a good friend?

No, she was okay.

Look, Sam, let's pretend that you hate
Martians.

I do.

I hate them. They're green and slimy
just like Brussels sprouts.

Right.

Let's also pretend that you've had a pen
pal for, say, four years.

But I've only known how to write for
three.

Okay, two years. Whatever.

Anyhow, you get to like this pen pal a
lot.

And you become really good friends.

Okay? And then let's say that one day he
comes to visit you and he turns out to

be, guess what?

A Martian.

Now, would you like him any less?

I guess not. Not if I already thought he
was cool.

Well, see, that's no different than
Terry. You already thought she was cool

she's not even green and slimy.

She does do some good stuff.

Boy stuff.

See, the point is, we all have to learn
to judge people by who they are, not

what they are.

Even if they're a girl?

Well, sure, girls are people just like
you and me.

Really?

Really.

You wouldn't have to treat Terry
differently than any other friend.

In fact, we should all treat everyone
the same way.

Okay, Mr. Dean, I'll try.

I still can't believe she fooled me.

You know, but I should have known
something was strange.

She smelled too good to be a boy.

Could the group be losing Sarah to love
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She knows how to work everything that
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How's it going, Sam?

Not so good, Willis.

I invited Terry over.

Can you give me some pointers on making
up with a girl? I mean, you have to do

it all the time.

Not all the time, Sam. Sometimes they
move to another city.

What should I say to her?

Well, first of all, apologize for saying
you're sorry she was a girl.

Will that do it?

Not quite.

You also have to act miserable and let
her think she's the cause of it. They

really love that.

Thanks, Willow. I feel a lot better now.

Right on, Fireball.

Wish me luck.

Oh, hi, Terry. The only thing I want to
hear from you is an apology.

Okay. Terry, I'm...

Apology accepted.

Good. Terry, I was wondering maybe we
could be friends again.

That's friends.

I don't know, Sam.

You hurt my feelings pretty bad.

Well, you hurt my foot pretty bad.

And at least you don't have to walk on
your feelings.

That's true.

So how about it?

I did that yesterday.

I blew it. He's dead.

Well, you must be Terry. Hi.

You are a very pretty young lady.

I'm not pretty. I'm strong.

Watch it, Mr. D. She might stomp on your
foot.

I'll be careful.

Looks as if you two are having a pretty
good time.

A terrific time, Mr. D. And it's even
going to be better tonight.

That's right.

What's tonight?

I asked Terry to sleep over.

Oh.

Well, I guess that's all right if
Terry's parents... and say it's all

Terry can sleep in Kimberly's room.

That's no fun, Mr. D.

Terry and I want to sleep together.

Look, Sam, I'm not so sure that this
sleeping over thing is such a good idea.

Why not, Mr. D?

Well, because Terry is a girl.

But you said that doesn't matter.

Well, it doesn't.

Except for some things.

Like sleeping over.

But why? If I'm asleep, for all I know,
she could be Arnold.

You have a point there, Sam.

There's really nothing wrong with it.

But then again, there is.

Toga! Toga!

Where's your buddy Terry?

Uh, we're having a little problem here.

See, Sam wants his friend Terry to stay
over tonight.

So?

Yeah, so?

Willis, she's a girl.

So?

Yeah, so?

So!

Excuse us, Sam. Dad.

You can't be... You worried about two
eight -year -olds having a sleepover?

I'm not worried, Willis.

I guess I am just a little bit old
-fashioned. I mean, some things are

some things are not so right.

Well, look at it this way, Dad.

Letting her sleep over could be a
blessing.

A blessing?

Mm -hmm.

Go ahead, shoot, Willis.

I'm always fascinated by your thought
process.

Dad, at their age, they're so innocent.

They don't know the difference between
playing with army dolls or having a

sleepover.

He is innocent.

Right. And if Terry can't sleep over,
Sam's going to start to ask questions.

And the only way you're going to be able
to answer them is by explaining about

the birds and the bees.

Well, I sure don't want to force him
into asking about that before he's

Good thinking, Willis. Yeah, it is,
isn't it?

Well, I even surprised myself.

All right, Sam.

Terry may stay over.

Yippee! I'm gonna go get all my toys
out.

Thank you, Willis. Sure thing, Dad.

Oh, listen.

Since it's all right for Sam to have a
girl sleepover, how about if I... Just

checking.

Mr. Drummond, I'm Ray Harris, Terry's
father. We've got to talk.

Come in.

Is there a problem?

Oh, you bet there's a problem.

I'm doing the best I can to bring my
daughter up right, and you pull this.

Pull what?

My daughter came to me and told me that
you said it's okay for her to spend the

night here with some guy.

Listen, Mr. Harris, that guy is my son
Sam, and he's eight years old.

These kids start so young these days.

Look, uh, Ray, I think you may be making
a bigger deal out of this than it is.

Now you're starting to sound like my
wife.

Well, I know what you're going through.
There was a time when I thought the way

you do.

Seems like only moments ago.

Oh, that's my son.

That's Sam?

No, that's Willis.

Sam is only eight.

Listen.

It just could be that letting our kids
sleep over could be a blessing.

A blessing?

What do you consider toxic waste dumps?

Now, look, Ray, your daughter and my son
are good friends.

At their age, there's no difference
between playing with army dolls and

sleepover.

But if you don't let her, she'll be
asking questions, and you may have to

explaining to her about the birds and
the bees.

I'm dreading that day.

That's really going to be murder on my
wife.

Man, it's tough raising kids in the 80s.
For all of us.

Well, what do you say?

Can Terry sleep over?

Only if they sleep in separate rooms.
They won't buy it. I tried that.

Well, they will be in separate beds.

Agreed. And they sleep with the lights
on and fully clothed.

Well, how about one nightlight and two
pajamas?

Sounds good.

All right, Terry can sleep over.

I'm glad that's settled.

You're an open -minded guy.

Hey, Dad, you guys ought to catch this
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Darn it.

Don't you get the feeling our father's
acting strange today?

Well, parents are like that.

No, no, I mean even strange for parents.

Yeah.

You're right.

It all seemed to start when I told my
father I wanted to sleep over.

That's when Mr. D started getting weird,
too.

What do you think's wrong?

I don't know.

Well, maybe they'll think we'll do
something bad, like start a fire.

They know we would never do anything
like that.

Boy, then, I don't know.

I can never figure out parents.

My turn.

Listen, Phil, I'm sorry I've been acting
a little crazy.

Oh, forget it. I have to admit I have
been a little bit worried myself.

Well, I realize those kids have no idea
of what we're worried about.

But they will in a few years.

All you can do is trust that you've
given them a solid upbringing and that

will do what's right.

You know, I think our parents had it
easier than us. Well, times were easier

then.

They didn't have cable television.

Kids watch things on cable these days
that I had to join the army to see.

They grow up so fast today. It seems
they go from 11 to 20 overnight.

Yeah, or from 8 to 20.

Why is it so quiet up there?

Look, you just have to relax.

It's late.

They're probably just getting ready for
bed.

Hi, kids.

What are they doing?

Arm wrestling.

Do they have to touch?

They're getting weird again.

I wonder if it's a full moon. Hey,

kids. Time to get ready for bed.

Terry,

honey, what is that? And where is the
rest of it?

That's all there is.

It's a nightie for my teddy.

Of course it's for your Teddy. It's for
her, Teddy. I knew that. I knew that.

This is mine.

Oh, that's good.

Daddy, don't worry. I won't take my
clothes off in front of a boy.

Did you hear that, Phil?

She's a good kid.

I'll change in the bathroom.

And I'll change out here.

Hey, can I give that guy a little
privacy?

Oh, sure.

Sorry. Sleep well, Sam.

refrigerator.

Oh, right.

I hope no one catches us leaving the
refrigerator.

First thing, we've got our super capes
on.

We can fly back to the room.

They're just wondering what might be
right for you.

They might be right for some, but many
boys are mad at me.

Then along come two. They got nothing
but the genes, and they got different

strokes. Different strokes.

is really getting old.

I mean, just once I'd like to be able to
stay all night with you.

Well, I would love for you to stay,
baby, but we can't risk waking Malcolm

You don't want to see what he look like
in the middle of the night anyway.

Why? Why?

Wait. Kiss, kiss.

Ah,

I'm sorry. You know, Ed, I was looking
for the sugar, but I see you already

found it.

No, this ain't what it looked like, man.
No. Matter of fact, it's way away from

what it looked like.

Yeah, see, I've been helping Eddie
lately down in the garage, and that's

were talking about.

Helping in the garage. So is that what
you kids call it these days?

Look, Malcolm, this may come as a shock
to you, but Eddie and I are lovers.

And I didn't want to keep it from you,
but Eddie did.

Oh, well, that's okay, Nicolette. You
know, you guys didn't exactly keep it

me. I haven't slept a wink from midnight
till two since early spring.

Nicolette, I told you to keep it down.

Eddie, you the king.

Eddie, you the king.

Uh, Ed, it was mostly you, bro.

while you sit inside your home.

for a long time, man. You were not
getting off easy with this neglected.

Look, man, I ain't saying it happened. I
ain't saying it didn't happen.

But as my friend, I'm asking you to tell
people it didn't happen.

You got it.

What's that smell?

It smell like real food in here for a
change.

Oh, it's like that?

Yeah. You see, I'm doing some catering
on the side.

My new chef, Simone, is straight out of
the culinary arts school.

Aren't you a little old to be picking up
girls from school?

Oh, Malcolm, you've got to try one of
these.

Yellowfin tuna with a mango chutney
sauce.

You know, I had that for breakfast.

I think I'll have it again.

Is your name Malcolm?

It's his palate I want to excite.

Oh, this is delicious.

Well, it should be delicious. That tuna
is $56 a pound.

$56 a pound.

Look, you need to talk to Hector.

Hector's got a cousin in the fish
market.

Matter of fact, Hector's got cousins in
every market.

Eddie, can I speak to you for a moment?

Whoa. This relationship is deeper than I
thought. You guys actually talk.

It ain't no mighty mouth.

Look, I haven't told anybody except
Malcolm.

Hello, Nicolette.

You two have many happy years together.

Boy, that Malcolm has a big mouth.

Sir, I tellin' you every detail about my
sex life, and I gotta hear about yours

on the street.

Nigga, why don't you just put it on the
internet?

www .eddyandnigga .com What's the

name of your cousin who works in the
fish market?

I got a lot of cousins, bro.

Do you want fresh water or salt?

I'll go with salt.

That would be Reynaldo.

Now, he's stinky like a halibut, but
he's a good man.

Eddie, can I ask you something?

Will you be my escort at the police
academy mixer this Saturday night?

Saturday night?

Nigga, let don't nobody go out on
Saturday nights no more. That's those

Now, don't think of it as no. Just think
of it as not yes.

I gotta go to work. But don't think of
it that I'm gone.

Just think that I'm not here.

Give me a vodka tonic.

Hold the tonic.

Cadet Vandross.

Good afternoon, Lieutenant Proctor, sir.
I have no idea how that drink got

there, and even if I ordered it, I
certainly wouldn't drink it, sir.

At ease, cadet. You're not on duty.
Enjoy your cocktail.

Are you sure, sir? I am.

And by the way, you don't have to call
me Sir Nicolette.

May I call you Nicolette?

Well, only if I can call you Sir, sir.

It's like looking in a funhouse mirror.

Nicolette, as your commander in office,
I want you to know you're under no

obligation, but...

I came to ask if you would accompany me
to the police academy mixer this

Saturday night.

Lieutenant Proctor, I'm very flattered,
but I'm also very confused and a little

conflicted. I mean, so many emotions at
once. Joy, frustration, self -doubt,

apprehension, euphoria.

But you're probably looking for
something more in the area of yes or no,

Better be nice.