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He's just one drum, what might be right
for you, may not be right for some. One
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man is born, he's a man of means, then
along come two.
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They got nothing but their dreams, but
they got different strokes to take,
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different strokes to take, different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story,
everybody finds a way to shine.
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Maggie, I'm glad you're having fun at my
sister's place.
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Oh, I bet you too, honey.
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I'll talk to you soon.
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Sure, put them on.
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Hi, Arnold.
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How do you like Palm Beach?
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Maggie told me you went for a ride on a
boat.
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Oh, rough seas, huh?
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No, Arnold, I can't imagine what you'd
look like green.
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All right.
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Give Maggie and your aunt Sophie a big
kiss from me, and I'll see you when you
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get back.
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Bye.
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Hi, Dad.
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I'm in love.
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You hide it very well.
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Yeah, she's beautiful.
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Long and lean.
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Well, that beats short and squat.
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She's the most gorgeous car I've ever
seen.
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Forget it, Willis. I am not going to buy
you a Mercedes.
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How'd you know that?
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A little hint.
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Like a Mercedes brochure stuffed under
my pillow.
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Now, Willis, when I told you that you
could have a car for graduation, I was
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thinking more in the $4 ,000
neighborhood.
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It's not a neighborhood. That's a slum.
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Oh, come on, Dad. What's the big deal?
We're rich.
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Wrong, Willis.
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I'm rich.
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I want you to learn the value of the
dollar.
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Besides... There's nothing wrong with a
$4 ,000 automobile.
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Ah, you're right, Dad. What's the big
deal? I mean, who needs those fancy
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like seats, doors, wheels?
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Sam, you're home early from baseball
practice.
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They canceled practice.
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How come?
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Coach Reynolds quit.
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Quit? Did he say why?
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He said we're the nicest team ever, but
watching us play baseball gave him
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cramps.
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Oh, that's a shame. Well, you can't have
a team without a coach. I know.
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Who's going to yell at us?
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Yeah, my little slugger needs a coach.
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Well, I'll speak to some of the parents.
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We've asked everyone.
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We even tried to ask the wino who was
curled up on home plate.
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But we couldn't shake him awake.
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How about you coaching us, Mr. D? Oh,
no, no, no, no, no, not me, sorry.
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Come on, Dad, why not?
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Because I... have had my fill of
coaching Sandlot leagues.
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It was terrible.
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All those crazy parents.
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They throw things.
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They shout insults. Some of them even
spit.
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Yeah. Some of those moms get carried
away.
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Besides, Sam, I wasn't a very good
coach, really.
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Tell him, Willis. Oh, Sam, he was the
pits. The worst. I mean... Willis, you
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made the point.
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Come on now, Sam, don't. Not the hound
dog.
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Boost eggs on the scoreboard meant.
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Relax.
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It's just a game. It should be fun.
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Fun? What's fun got to do with sports?
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Reggie Jackson doesn't have fun. He just
makes a billion dollars a year.
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Listen, Joe, I agree with Coach
Drummond. Everyone should have a good
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the kids should play. Oh, I get it. That
way everybody gets a chance to strike
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out.
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Everybody on the bench.
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Now, T, you played a good game.
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Yeah. But you need a few pointers.
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Now, Clarence, you did fine, but from
now on, when you're up to bat, take the
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Eskimo pie out of your mouth.
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But, sir, if I leave it on the bench,
Rodney will eat it.
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Rodney, you wouldn't do that, would you?
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in the hitting department.
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Ronnie wasn't too bad. He got hit twice.
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Okay, now listen.
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I think if we keep your eye on the ball
and choke up the bat a little bit, we'll
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all do much better.
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Our score choked me up pretty good.
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Yeah. One run would have been a lot
better.
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Now listen, guys. Don't get down on
yourselves.
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We're going to do just fine. Right,
gang?
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Yes! Now remember my golden rule.
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winning isn't everything.
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What's important is coming out here for
the camaraderie, right, gang?
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Right! What we care about is having fun,
right, gang?
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Right! Now let's hear it for the Hawks.
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Now, team, let's not get down on
ourselves.
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Remember my golden rule.
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Winning isn't everything.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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I get the point.
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But never let it be said that Coach
Drummond doesn't have another trick up
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sleeve.
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Only Coach Drummond could figure out
what that trick is.
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Now, just stay back here for a second so
I can give you a big introduction,
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okay?
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Now, guys, I've got a big surprise for
you. Fortunately, I've been working with
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a great talent who's a spokesman for my
favorite charity, and he's going to give
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you some tips on baseball.
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Oh, great.
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We're going to learn some bad from Jerry
Lewis.
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No, Jerry Lewis didn't hit 33 home runs
and have 98 RBIs last year.
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But my surprise did.
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Get ready to give a big hand to the
catcher of the world champion Detroit
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Tigers, Lance Perry.
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Coach Drummond tells me you're having a
rough time.
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Well,
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there's no reason to get discouraged.
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The Tigers weren't always world
champions.
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In fact, they weren't even always
contenders.
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No, Rodney.
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Stunk. They stunk.
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Oh, I don't mean that you guys.
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Stunk.
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That's okay. We stunk.
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We had some real tough years.
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I understand you're playing under 500
balls. Well,
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just dig in, practice a little harder,
and turn it around.
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What should we do first, Lance?
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Let's see. What exactly is your record?
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0 and 14.
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All right, we've got to get you guys on
the winning track.
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Start with the fundamentals.
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This is a bat.
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Now your stance and your swing is very
important.
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You want to get comfortable in the box,
keep your eye on the ball, and then
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shake.
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On the neck, iron ring. Lil Jon and
Floyd make their final selection. I got
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three out of here. And a bungle bounces
back from the team little rejection to
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become a headbutt. All new Iron Ring
tonight at 1030.
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What's in here is what's in here.
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What? It's like he's never seen an
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The singing baby.
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The kissing baby.
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I love you. Text B2.
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And the rapping baby.
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Text B3. So text B1 for the singing, B2
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Oh, Dr. Miracle.
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Now what?
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Your feeling formula really does work,
Miracle. I told you so.
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And that was so mean to you. You did
hurt my hand. I love you, Dr. Miracle. I
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knew you would. Please, come out.
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Now, Dad, you got to picture me cruising
along in my Mercedes.
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Head held high.
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Rock it to the FM stereo.
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Wave it to the chicks. Hey there, Mama.
Looking good.
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Catch you later, baby.
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You can do all of that in a $4 ,000 car.
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Dad.
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For $4 ,000, I'll have to slouch way
down in my seat so no one can see me.
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Turn on my AM radio.
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Wave at the chick.
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Hi there, mama, you're looking quite
adequate.
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Chug, chug, chug, chug.
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That just fine sound, chug, chug, chug,
means that you won't be spending any of
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your days in traffic court.
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Or any of my nights in a drive -in
movie.
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Lewis, you don't want to date a girl who
only likes you for your car. Sure I do.
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Hi, Willis.
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Hey, Sam.
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Did you change into a clean uniform
after the game? No, it's the same one.
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You don't get dirty striking out.
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We're the cleanest team in the whole
league.
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Lost again, huh?
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There's no joy in Mudville tonight.
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Well, at least our team got to meet
Lance Parrish. That was neat.
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Thanks, Mr. D. Pleasure, Sam.
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Lance Parrish from the Detroit Tigers?
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Oh, man, I bet he gave you guys a few
good tips.
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He gave us lots of tips. He kept saying
I should keep my eye on the ball, but I
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always do.
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Yeah, Sam, but you're supposed to swing
at it, too.
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Funny, Willis. Come on, Sam. I want to
show you the brochure of the car I want.
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Okay, Willis.
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Can I get you something?
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Yes, please.
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I'm hungry.
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Here you go.
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Ted, what can I do for you?
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Well, Phil, it's about the Hawks.
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You know, I thought your idea of playing
all the kids was just great. A lot of
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the parents did, but last night we had a
meeting.
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A meeting?
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I wish I'd been there.
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No, you don't.
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The phrase, Drummond's a bum, came up a
lot.
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Well, I guess if you've lost 14 in a
row, they could have called me something
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worse than a bum.
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Oh, they did.
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But they're not really bad people, Phil.
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Except for the ones who suggested
wrapping a baseball bat around your
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Well, I knew things were rough, but I
didn't think they'd gone that far.
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Well, I didn't even get to the bad stuff
yet.
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No, but seriously, Phil.
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We're worried about all this losing. Our
kids are down all the time, and it's
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just not good for their self -image.
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Oh, man, I feel really awful.
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I really thought I was doing the right
thing. Well, we did, too.
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Right, Rod?
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What a kid.
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Well, we'll just have to do something
for those kids.
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I guess maybe they've had their fill of
the agony of defeat.
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Maybe they could use a little nibble on
the thrill of victory.
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Well, it would be nice to win at least
once.
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It would be nice to score at least once.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll call some extra practices.
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Well, yeah, but see, that won't help
with a lot of the kids.
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Maybe what we should do is field our
best team and give the Hawks a chance at
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winning. It's just got to be better for
all the kids' morale.
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All right.
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All right, it sure would be good to have
those kids feeling better about
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themselves.
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I'll start working on a new lineup right
away. Thanks, Phil. Hey, Rod, you hear
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that? You're going to get a shot at
playing on a winning team. Isn't that
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Maybe now he'll get his appetite back.
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Now, listen, gang.
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You remember when we talked about
winning?
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Yeah.
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here's how we're going to do it. I have
selected a starting lineup that should
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help us rack up some victories.
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Now, for all of you who won't be
starting, don't feel badly. Just hang in
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and keep on practicing. There's the
list.
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But I just feel that there are some
better ballplayers who should start in
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of you.
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Listen, it was hard for me to bench any
of the guys, but especially you.
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Because I'm your father.
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You're not my father.
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My real daddy would have never done this
to me.
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I guess what Sam said down at the
baseball field really upsets you.
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That really hit home, I'll tell you.
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My real daddy is something no stepfather
ever wants to hear.
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Oh, I didn't mean it, Dad. He was just
mad.
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You know, Redhead's terrible tempers.
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Last week, he beat up a Cabbage Patch
doll.
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Thanks, Willis.
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I probably shouldn't be surprised at
this.
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I guess he's been comparing me to his
real father since the day he arrived.
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Yeah, well, it makes sense, Dad.
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You know, when Arnold and I came to live
with you, we tested you every day.
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And twice on Sunday.
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I remember a time we turned on every
fire hydrant for five blocks.
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You flooded out a parade.
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And now it's to see if you'd keep us or
send us back.
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How did you feel when you realized I was
going to keep you?
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It felt great, Dad.
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Until you got us home and blistered our
bottoms.
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Oh, well, that was just to prove to you
I loved you. Oh, yeah, you made it
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perfectly clear.
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I sure wish I could figure out how to
convince Sam that I love him.
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Why did you just ask him?
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Oh, Willis, come on. It's not that
simple.
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Maybe it is that simple.
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You know, Willis, I think you're growing
up.
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I'm glad we had this talk. Thanks.
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Really? How glad?
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Not Mercedes glass.
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But I'll tell you what.
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I'll see to it that your new car has an
FM radio.
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Hey, that's a start.
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And a finish.
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Hi, Sam. How you doing?
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That well, huh?
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I get the impression that you're not
speaking to me.
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Look, we can't get anywhere if you don't
talk to me.
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Sam, you remember when your goldfish
Montgomery was sick and you said that
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sure wished that he could talk so that
he could tell you what you could do to
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make him feel better?
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Well, that's how I feel, Sam.
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See, what I really need to know is this.
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Are you upset because you think I don't
love you?
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Sam, tell me, what can I do to prove to
you that I do?
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Let me play you the next game.
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Maybe I could just buy you a Mercedes.
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No thanks, Mr. D. I want to play.
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I just love baseball.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, Sam, I'll start you in the next
game.
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Really? Great. Thanks a lot, Mr. D. And
don't worry, you won't be sorry. I'm
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going to try extra hard.
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Yippee!
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How's it going?
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Hey, Willis, Mr. D is starting me in the
next game. You look that great.
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I'm going to go out and practice right
now.
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Starting him in the next game in front
of the whole team?
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Sam, Dad, you're really asking for it.
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If that's what it takes, that's what I
have to do. I'm going to go and help him
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with his swing.
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You are my girl.
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I love you, Timmy.
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On the night of August 6th, Kristen
McKay and James Hoyt came to the woods
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romantic retreat.
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You make me feel pretty.
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You are pretty.
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What happened next has never been told
until now.
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I just want you to run.
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Rangers. Radar starts May 30th. I love
winning. You know, you want to win a
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championship game. Josh has good hands.
Sometimes he just loses the ball. It's
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not my game. Be glad.
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Two words, Chief.
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Contact lenses.
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Pretty subtle about that. Yeah, subtle
as a ham. I thought they were dry and
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uncomfortable. No, you don't even peel
them. I tell Josh about AccuView Oasis.
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Doctors know AccuView Oasis is the only
lens with Hydra Clear Plus. That means
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comfort on the field and off. Wow.
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I can't feel them at all. Josh got
AccuView. Josh got his game back. For a
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trial pair certificate, go to accuview
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Let's tidy up a bit, shall we?
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That's it.
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Jeff, enough.
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That's not a smell that comes out of a
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There's been an incident.
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Get up.
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own team to ruin, huh?
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Clarence, you go up on it.
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But your dad benched me.
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Then pinch it for me because I'm not
that good yet. But just wait.
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You too. I know you do, Seth.
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different scrolls.
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I narrowed my choice down to colleges to
ten.
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Would that have anything to do with the
Playboy article on girls of the Pac -10?
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Dad, you're amazing.
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Willis, you're just going to have to
start thinking of something else besides
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girls. No, I am.
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00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:06,130
Now listen, each of these schools excels
in scholastics, athletics, toga
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parties. Toga!
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Toga! Toga!
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I didn't think that I was worried you
were going to college just to have a
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time.
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Sam, I thought you were going to take
him to see Pinocchio.
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Uh, well, I was.
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And I was really looking forward to
seeing Pinocchio for the 14th time.
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I see. So where is Sam?
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Well, as luck would have it, on the way
out of the building, Sam met this new
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kid he's been dying to meet.
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In other words, you ditched him.
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It's all in the interpretation.
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I call it unloading a pest.
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Big brothers have to have a break from
little brothers once in a while.
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They can be a real pain in the neck.
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Oh, tell me about it. Only in your case,
the pain was a little lower.
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