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My Star Wars posters, my Playmate of the Year, my... I love the power.

Mr. D, when I finish this project, I'll get my wolf badge, and that'll be the

neatest thing in the whole wide world.

Sam, I know that it's important to become a wolf, but I think that if you

a grandparent, that'll be a valuable experience for you, too. I can't wait,

because I don't remember much about my grandparents.

Except for chewing tobacco.

Grandma used to love that stuff.

All right, guys. Pick up your stuff and let's line up.

We want to leave here in an orderly fashion.

All together now.

Okay.

Let's go.

Okay.

Let's go.

March. Oh, thanks.

Forward. March.

We're all going to go in the limousine.

All right, troops, listen up.

Listen up, please.

Now, I want you all to have a good time with your adopted grandparents.

Remember, Mrs. Anson is in charge, and you pay attention to what she says.

I'll pick you all up at 6 o 'clock.

What room are you in?

No, no.

No, I'm not staying here.

That's what we all said when we got here.

See you, child, ducky.

Okay, everybody.

Before we start working on our projects, Pack 14 has a little surprise for us.

Okay, Pack.

Let's go, guys.

projects, and I'll be around if you need any help with them. Go ahead. Let's go.

Hey, Mr. Hunter.

I'm ready.

Well, that makes one of us.

We're getting out of it now, I guess.

Pastor Spirit, you and I are going to make a terrific -looking airplane.

Didn't have many airplanes around when I was your age.

That's a trolley, Joe.

That's why I became a trolley driver.

You've heard of trolleys, haven't you?

No.

Well, do you want to hear about them?

Not right now.

Well, that figures.

And kids today.

I'm sorry, Mr.

Hunter. I just wanted to get started on a project.

Well, I don't. Now, how does that grab you?

You heard me. I'm not going to help you with your project.

You can just build it yourself.

You little brat.

You were kind of quiet at dinner.

You all right?

Uh, yeah, Mama. I'm just a little worried for, uh, Scott.

That mean little boy? Why would you be worried about him?

Well, he's a doctor. Grandmother may not work with him on his project.

I think Scott did something to upset her.

I can't imagine what Scott could have done to his grandmother.

Actually, I can imagine.

doesn't do his project with his partner, will that count against him?

Well, he's supposed to get along with his adopted grandmother and work with

I'm sure they'll work it out, sweetie.

You come on down later for the ice cream.

I will, Mama.

Well, Abraham, Montgomery, I guess I'm just going to have to build this alone.

and help me finish it.

Hey, how you doing, Sam?

You talk to Arnold today?

Yeah, I did.

He sounds like he's having fun in Philadelphia.

He said his class saw the Liberty Bell. Hey, that's terrific. What else did he

say? He said the Liberty Bell's cracked.

Just like your head.

Sam, be a piece of cake.

Right. Just straight.

Here are the instructions.

Thank you.

Right, we're going to build up a model right here today.

Model.

Where do you see page two?

Um, Sam, aren't you supposed to be doing this with your adopted grandfather?

Yeah, I just wanted to get a head start.

Oh, well, I'd love to help you, Sam, but it wouldn't be fair. I mean, you and

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Excellent job.

Thank you, Mrs. Drummond. And I'd just like to say that I enjoyed making this

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Why, Lionel, what a sweet thing to say.

She made me say it.

Where is Mr. Hunter? Uh, he said he had a prior commitment.

He's probably at stealing nuts from the squirrels.

Well, Sam, I guess you're going to have to present the airplane that you and Mr.

Hunter made by yourself.

Sam, come on.

Let's see it.

Stay here, honey.

Remember I told you, I don't live here.

Oh, sure you do.

You've got to accept your old age gracefully.

It's not so bad here.

The dances are really a gas.

We kick up our heels.

I bet you cut a mean rug.

Cut a rug?

You're older than I thought.

Uh, right.

Could you tell me where to find Mr. Hunter?

He's out on the porch with his stinking old pipe.

Thank you.

Mr. Hunter.

Hard to recognize you without your scout pack.

Mr. Hunter, I came here to talk to you about my son, Sam.

Oh, yeah.

What's the big deal?

The big deal is that thanks to you, I have a little boy at home who has

that he hates old people.

I mean senior citizens.

No, old people's good.

I am old.

No getting around that.

So, little Sam hates me, does he?

Well, that's better than not being noticed at all.

Mr. Hunter, Sam is a good little boy.

I'd like to know why you yelled at him and refused to help him on your project.

Well, sir, I just got fed up with his kind.

He and his scout pack coming down here with their do -gooder projects.

We get lots of do -gooders around here, you know. Well, I'm sure they only want

to do good to who?

Oh, sure, everybody's got their idea how to help.

But nobody asks us what we need.

I'm fed up with these projects.

This is the last one.

Now, listen.

Believe me, this has nothing to do with Sam personally.

Mr. Hunter, what is it that you want?

You really want to know?

Yeah.

Well, I've been thinking quite a lot about this lately.

You know, anybody can help Sam build an airplane.

But not just anybody can open up a whole new world to him, a world that he's

never known.

You know, you may not believe this, but I've lived one hell of an interesting

life.

Most everybody here has.

And I think a lot of people, even some of the young ones, would like to hear

about it.

If they'd only give us the chance to tell it.

I get your point.

Well, I thought you looked intelligent.

No.

You know, someday, Sam is going to read some school book about the Great

Depression, World War II.

But no school book can ever tell him exactly how it was to have lived during

those times.

Well, I can't.

No, I hadn't thought of that.

Well, maybe you weren't quite as intelligent as I thought you were.

Sit down.

You know, it's not just the big things, the depressions and

the World War.

But I'll bet you that he doesn't know that they used to deliver coal to

houses.

I'll bet you he never has seen an ice truck.

Oh, an ice truck, that really brings back memories.

I'll bet even you never saw an ice wagon.

You know who Babe Ruth is?

Oh, the Sultan of Swat? Well, I never saw him play. Yeah, well, I have. And I

was present when he swatted his 60 at home run. Really?

Well, that is really something. Yeah, you bet your life it is.

Well, you asked me what I needed.

I need to share those memories with someone.

Well, good night, kid.

Good night.

The train goes over and around once and over and around again, up over the

back, out through the top, down through the tunnel.

Now pull it a little tight, then hold on to the skinny part and slide the knot

up.

Not too bad, huh?

That's right.

Well, let's try it again.

Hi, sweetheart. Hi, Sam.

Well, darling,

what happened with Mr. Hunter?

Did you punch his lights out?

Oh, Sam, we had a very interesting talk.

He yelled at you, too, huh?

No, he didn't.

Actually... Mr. Hunter's a very nice man.

Are we talking about the same Mr. Hunter?

We sure are.

You know, Sam, what it's like when someone goes on a trip and they want to

about it and tell everybody all the things that happened.

Like Pearl's trip to Milwaukee?

She showed me the pictures of the brewery. She showed me six times.

I love that picture of her splitting a beer with a Clydesdale.

The point is, Thanks to Pearl, I really learned a lot about a brewery.

And it seems to me that you found it pretty interesting, too.

I did. The first three times.

Mr. Hunter can tell you about places you'll never go to and people that you

never meet.

He's been on a very interesting trip.

It couldn't be better than Milwaukee.

Yeah, Milwaukee's hard to beat.

Mr. Hunter has seen double -wing planes and rockets. He's been through wars and

a depression.

No wonder he felt cranky.

He's not really, Sam.

I think he would really enjoy telling you about his life.

Maybe you two just got off on the wrong foot. When you go down there to pick up

your model, why don't you have a little visit with him again?

I know what you're trying to say, Mr. D., but I never want to see Mr.

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You got a second?

No. My dad's waiting outside.

I don't have time to talk to you.

Oh, come on now, Sam. Give me a break, will you?

I want to apologize to you.

It's a little too late for that, isn't it?

What's that?

Our airplane.

Boy, we really screwed up on that one, didn't we?

What do you mean, we?

Thanks to you, everyone laughed. at me.

But I'm getting a chance to try again.

Rebuild it and make it really great.

You poor kids. You're really deprived today.

Everything pre -cut, pre -scored. All you have to do is pop it out and paste

together. There's nothing wrong with that.

Oh, yeah?

There's no challenge. No fun.

You know, in my day, we took a jackknife and we carved out our own models out of

a block of wood.

Really? Yeah, really.

Come here.

Who do you suppose carved out that pipe bowl?

Wow. Yeah.

Come here.

What are

you doing?

A plan for an ice truck.

What's that?

Oh, you wouldn't be interested.

Are you kidding?

What? Now, don't pop your cork.

Well, they used to take these trucks and they'd deliver ice around to people's

houses. Oh, you mean like when their ice makers were broken?

Didn't have ice makers back then, Sam.

Didn't even have refrigerators.

No refrigerators?

Where'd people keep their books? I didn't even have any puddin' pops.

Oh, they didn't have lots of things back then, Sam.

Didn't have any television, no computers, no jet airplanes.

Didn't even have electricity.

Oh, is that why they call it the Dark Ages?

Something like that.

Wow, that's neat.

Can I really build one of those ice trucks?

Well, If you had some expert help, you could.

And I just happen to be an expert.

Great.

Sam. Oh, hello there, Mr. Hunter. Mr.

D, Mr.

Hunter and I are going to build an ice truck. Did you know people used to have

ice and levered to their house like they didn't have ice makers?

They didn't have refrigerators or computers or television or jet

What else did they make? to have, Mr. Hunter. Are you going to keep asking

questions here now, Sam, or are we going to get a piece of wood and make our ice

drop?

Here, Mr. D., you can rebuild this one. It's too easy for me.

Hey, wait up, Mr. Hunter.

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That's why I'm apologizing in advance.

Apologize for what, Chef?

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Well, I'm finished, Eddie. You completely cleaned me out.

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You got me too, boss. I'm fat.

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Partner?

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I was just dreaming about the old days when we used to have customers.

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Nope. All right, an albino with a tan.

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They're at McGinley's. McGinley is killing me tonight, man.

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There's actually an echo.

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All right. I admit, it's a dirty trick.

It's not my dirtiest.

This is my dirtiest.

Hey, better be nice to that mouse, McGee. She's pregnant.

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Oh, did you say McGinley?

Oh, don't let me get started on that guy.

You know that bottomless bucket of chicken?

There's a bottom, all right.

I've been thinking.

What's the one thing no man can resist?

We can have a little bit of Monte Carlo right here in Kansas City, Missouri.

Casinos never lose, man. We could have entertainment, everything.

What do you think?

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

You know what?

What if we turned McGee's into a gambling casino?

We could have entertainment and everything.

Brilliant.

I'm not thinking that.

Forget it. I mean, the only way to get a gaming license in Kansas City is if

your business is on the Missouri River.

Is that it? That's all?

Man, we in there.

Yeah, sure we are.

All we have to do to get our customers back is reroute the third largest river

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Exactly.

Eddie, the river is 40 blocks from here.

True, but McGee's happens to be on a 7 -degree downhill grade from the

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Believe me, I'm very sensitive to the difference between uphill and downhill.

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