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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,900 My Star Wars posters, my Playmate of the Year, my... I love the power. 2 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:16,000 Mr. D, when I finish this project, I'll get my wolf badge, and that'll be the 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,640 neatest thing in the whole wide world. 4 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:22,280 Sam, I know that it's important to become a wolf, but I think that if you 5 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,440 a grandparent, that'll be a valuable experience for you, too. I can't wait, 6 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,800 because I don't remember much about my grandparents. 7 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:29,960 Except for chewing tobacco. 8 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,960 Grandma used to love that stuff. 9 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,260 All right, guys. Pick up your stuff and let's line up. 10 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,680 We want to leave here in an orderly fashion. 11 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,480 All together now. 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,560 Okay. 13 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:49,420 Let's go. 14 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:53,680 Okay. 15 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:55,700 Let's go. 16 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,400 March. Oh, thanks. 17 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,340 Forward. March. 18 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:04,900 We're all going to go in the limousine. 19 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:12,280 All right, troops, listen up. 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,520 Listen up, please. 21 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,280 Now, I want you all to have a good time with your adopted grandparents. 22 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,240 Remember, Mrs. Anson is in charge, and you pay attention to what she says. 23 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,420 I'll pick you all up at 6 o 'clock. 24 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,020 What room are you in? 25 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,360 No, no. 26 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,540 No, I'm not staying here. 27 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,840 That's what we all said when we got here. 28 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,540 See you, child, ducky. 29 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,960 Okay, everybody. 30 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:03,440 Before we start working on our projects, Pack 14 has a little surprise for us. 31 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,540 Okay, Pack. 32 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,759 Let's go, guys. 33 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:58,680 projects, and I'll be around if you need any help with them. Go ahead. Let's go. 34 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,480 Hey, Mr. Hunter. 35 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,680 I'm ready. 36 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:06,380 Well, that makes one of us. 37 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,520 We're getting out of it now, I guess. 38 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:13,980 Pastor Spirit, you and I are going to make a terrific -looking airplane. 39 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,300 Didn't have many airplanes around when I was your age. 40 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,200 That's a trolley, Joe. 41 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,540 That's why I became a trolley driver. 42 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:26,290 You've heard of trolleys, haven't you? 43 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,150 No. 44 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,670 Well, do you want to hear about them? 45 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:32,590 Not right now. 46 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:34,630 Well, that figures. 47 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:36,090 And kids today. 48 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:37,910 I'm sorry, Mr. 49 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:40,530 Hunter. I just wanted to get started on a project. 50 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,530 Well, I don't. Now, how does that grab you? 51 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:48,190 You heard me. I'm not going to help you with your project. 52 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:50,550 You can just build it yourself. 53 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:52,870 You little brat. 54 00:04:08,970 --> 00:04:10,790 You were kind of quiet at dinner. 55 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:11,990 You all right? 56 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:17,110 Uh, yeah, Mama. I'm just a little worried for, uh, Scott. 57 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,829 That mean little boy? Why would you be worried about him? 58 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:25,250 Well, he's a doctor. Grandmother may not work with him on his project. 59 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:27,850 I think Scott did something to upset her. 60 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:30,770 I can't imagine what Scott could have done to his grandmother. 61 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:34,730 Actually, I can imagine. 62 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,080 doesn't do his project with his partner, will that count against him? 63 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:47,500 Well, he's supposed to get along with his adopted grandmother and work with 64 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:50,460 I'm sure they'll work it out, sweetie. 65 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,100 You come on down later for the ice cream. 66 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:54,580 I will, Mama. 67 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,120 Well, Abraham, Montgomery, I guess I'm just going to have to build this alone. 68 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,210 and help me finish it. 69 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,930 Hey, how you doing, Sam? 70 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:21,170 You talk to Arnold today? 71 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:22,429 Yeah, I did. 72 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,490 He sounds like he's having fun in Philadelphia. 73 00:05:25,230 --> 00:05:28,750 He said his class saw the Liberty Bell. Hey, that's terrific. What else did he 74 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,590 say? He said the Liberty Bell's cracked. 75 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,650 Just like your head. 76 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:53,590 Sam, be a piece of cake. 77 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:55,990 Right. Just straight. 78 00:05:57,030 --> 00:05:58,030 Here are the instructions. 79 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,230 Thank you. 80 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:02,050 Right, we're going to build up a model right here today. 81 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:03,670 Model. 82 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:14,090 Where do you see page two? 83 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:20,510 Um, Sam, aren't you supposed to be doing this with your adopted grandfather? 84 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,420 Yeah, I just wanted to get a head start. 85 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:30,740 Oh, well, I'd love to help you, Sam, but it wouldn't be fair. 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It won't leak because it's waterproof. 135 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,040 We lined up with my polygraph. 136 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:45,320 Good thinking. 137 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:56,240 And now we're going to see Lionel Stevens and Mrs. 138 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,600 Becker's project, a paddle boat. 139 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,320 Excellent job. 140 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:11,180 Thank you, Mrs. Drummond. And I'd just like to say that I enjoyed making this 141 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:13,860 with Mrs. Becker. She was a real inspiration to me. 142 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,960 Why, Lionel, what a sweet thing to say. 143 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,240 She made me say it. 144 00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:32,280 Where is Mr. Hunter? Uh, he said he had a prior commitment. 145 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:35,720 He's probably at stealing nuts from the squirrels. 146 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:42,100 Well, Sam, I guess you're going to have to present the airplane that you and Mr. 147 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,320 Hunter made by yourself. 148 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,140 Sam, come on. 149 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,160 Let's see it. 150 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,330 Stay here, honey. 151 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,430 Remember I told you, I don't live here. 152 00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,010 Oh, sure you do. 153 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:50,410 You've got to accept your old age gracefully. 154 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:53,670 It's not so bad here. 155 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:56,350 The dances are really a gas. 156 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,810 We kick up our heels. 157 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:01,290 I bet you cut a mean rug. 158 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,290 Cut a rug? 159 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,370 You're older than I thought. 160 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,070 Uh, right. 161 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,500 Could you tell me where to find Mr. Hunter? 162 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,120 He's out on the porch with his stinking old pipe. 163 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,600 Thank you. 164 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,880 Mr. Hunter. 165 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,800 Hard to recognize you without your scout pack. 166 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,140 Mr. Hunter, I came here to talk to you about my son, Sam. 167 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,220 Oh, yeah. 168 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 What's the big deal? 169 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:42,040 The big deal is that thanks to you, I have a little boy at home who has 170 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,740 that he hates old people. 171 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,160 I mean senior citizens. 172 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,140 No, old people's good. 173 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:49,920 I am old. 174 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,980 No getting around that. 175 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:57,240 So, little Sam hates me, does he? 176 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:01,460 Well, that's better than not being noticed at all. 177 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,500 Mr. Hunter, Sam is a good little boy. 178 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:11,070 I'd like to know why you yelled at him and refused to help him on your project. 179 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:15,270 Well, sir, I just got fed up with his kind. 180 00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:20,150 He and his scout pack coming down here with their do -gooder projects. 181 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:24,930 We get lots of do -gooders around here, you know. Well, I'm sure they only want 182 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,470 to do good to who? 183 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,290 Oh, sure, everybody's got their idea how to help. 184 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:34,550 But nobody asks us what we need. 185 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,050 I'm fed up with these projects. 186 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,990 This is the last one. 187 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,370 Now, listen. 188 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:47,810 Believe me, this has nothing to do with Sam personally. 189 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:57,670 Mr. Hunter, what is it that you want? 190 00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,870 You really want to know? 191 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,070 Yeah. 192 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,870 Well, I've been thinking quite a lot about this lately. 193 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,480 You know, anybody can help Sam build an airplane. 194 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:16,780 But not just anybody can open up a whole new world to him, a world that he's 195 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:17,780 never known. 196 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,680 You know, you may not believe this, but I've lived one hell of an interesting 197 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,680 life. 198 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,360 Most everybody here has. 199 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,520 And I think a lot of people, even some of the young ones, would like to hear 200 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,520 about it. 201 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:33,260 If they'd only give us the chance to tell it. 202 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:35,890 I get your point. 203 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:40,390 Well, I thought you looked intelligent. 204 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,010 No. 205 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:50,170 You know, someday, Sam is going to read some school book about the Great 206 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,990 Depression, World War II. 207 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:58,250 But no school book can ever tell him exactly how it was to have lived during 208 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,250 those times. 209 00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:00,850 Well, I can't. 210 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,870 No, I hadn't thought of that. 211 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:06,520 Well, maybe you weren't quite as intelligent as I thought you were. 212 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,340 Sit down. 213 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:18,060 You know, it's not just the big things, the depressions and 214 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,060 the World War. 215 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:25,340 But I'll bet you that he doesn't know that they used to deliver coal to 216 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,340 houses. 217 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,460 I'll bet you he never has seen an ice truck. 218 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,540 Oh, an ice truck, that really brings back memories. 219 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,510 I'll bet even you never saw an ice wagon. 220 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,410 You know who Babe Ruth is? 221 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:44,330 Oh, the Sultan of Swat? Well, I never saw him play. Yeah, well, I have. And I 222 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:48,110 was present when he swatted his 60 at home run. Really? 223 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:51,610 Well, that is really something. Yeah, you bet your life it is. 224 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:58,130 Well, you asked me what I needed. 225 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,870 I need to share those memories with someone. 226 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,599 Well, good night, kid. 227 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,540 Good night. 228 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:19,599 The train goes over and around once and over and around again, up over the 229 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:24,140 back, out through the top, down through the tunnel. 230 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:30,340 Now pull it a little tight, then hold on to the skinny part and slide the knot 231 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,340 up. 232 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720 Not too bad, huh? 233 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,199 That's right. 234 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,260 Well, let's try it again. 235 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,300 Hi, sweetheart. Hi, Sam. 236 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,580 Well, darling, 237 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,500 what happened with Mr. Hunter? 238 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,240 Did you punch his lights out? 239 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,240 Oh, Sam, we had a very interesting talk. 240 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,560 He yelled at you, too, huh? 241 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,420 No, he didn't. 242 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,240 Actually... Mr. Hunter's a very nice man. 243 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,220 Are we talking about the same Mr. Hunter? 244 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,420 We sure are. 245 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:07,340 You know, Sam, what it's like when someone goes on a trip and they want to 246 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:10,360 about it and tell everybody all the things that happened. 247 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,520 Like Pearl's trip to Milwaukee? 248 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,520 She showed me the pictures of the brewery. She showed me six times. 249 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:21,960 I love that picture of her splitting a beer with a Clydesdale. 250 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:28,190 The point is, Thanks to Pearl, I really learned a lot about a brewery. 251 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:31,430 And it seems to me that you found it pretty interesting, too. 252 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,690 I did. The first three times. 253 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:40,210 Mr. Hunter can tell you about places you'll never go to and people that you 254 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,210 never meet. 255 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,610 He's been on a very interesting trip. 256 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,510 It couldn't be better than Milwaukee. 257 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,270 Yeah, Milwaukee's hard to beat. 258 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,810 Mr. Hunter has seen double -wing planes and rockets. He's been through wars and 259 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:56,810 a depression. 260 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,770 No wonder he felt cranky. 261 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:02,570 He's not really, Sam. 262 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,670 I think he would really enjoy telling you about his life. 263 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:09,750 Maybe you two just got off on the wrong foot. When you go down there to pick up 264 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,370 your model, why don't you have a little visit with him again? 265 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:15,690 I know what you're trying to say, Mr. D., but I never want to see Mr. 266 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:16,910 Hunter again. 267 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,990 He's mean, he's grumpy, and I'm afraid of him. 268 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:24,650 I was just working because I knew I had to work. It was miserable. 269 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:28,030 You want something better than just minimum wage. I said to myself, enough 270 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:31,570 enough. 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It's available at these fine 344 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,920 stores. For more information, go to 5hourenergy .com. 345 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Hi, hi, Sam. 346 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,540 You got a second? 347 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,320 No. My dad's waiting outside. 348 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,680 I don't have time to talk to you. 349 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,680 Oh, come on now, Sam. Give me a break, will you? 350 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,280 I want to apologize to you. 351 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,500 It's a little too late for that, isn't it? 352 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 What's that? 353 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,500 Our airplane. 354 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:37,460 Boy, we really screwed up on that one, didn't we? 355 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,960 What do you mean, we? 356 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,090 Thanks to you, everyone laughed. at me. 357 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:45,570 But I'm getting a chance to try again. 358 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,130 Rebuild it and make it really great. 359 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,910 You poor kids. You're really deprived today. 360 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:57,950 Everything pre -cut, pre -scored. All you have to do is pop it out and paste 361 00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:59,970 together. There's nothing wrong with that. 362 00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:01,230 Oh, yeah? 363 00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:03,530 There's no challenge. No fun. 364 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:09,030 You know, in my day, we took a jackknife and we carved out our own models out of 365 00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:10,030 a block of wood. 366 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:12,020 Really? Yeah, really. 367 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,740 Come here. 368 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,380 Who do you suppose carved out that pipe bowl? 369 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,140 Wow. Yeah. 370 00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,420 Come here. 371 00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:34,740 What are 372 00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:38,060 you doing? 373 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,450 A plan for an ice truck. 374 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,250 What's that? 375 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:44,570 Oh, you wouldn't be interested. 376 00:25:45,090 --> 00:25:46,090 Are you kidding? 377 00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:48,370 What? Now, don't pop your cork. 378 00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:54,570 Well, they used to take these trucks and they'd deliver ice around to people's 379 00:25:54,570 --> 00:25:57,810 houses. Oh, you mean like when their ice makers were broken? 380 00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:02,470 Didn't have ice makers back then, Sam. 381 00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:05,090 Didn't even have refrigerators. 382 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:06,930 No refrigerators? 383 00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:13,000 Where'd people keep their books? I didn't even have any puddin' pops. 384 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,680 Oh, they didn't have lots of things back then, Sam. 385 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:22,040 Didn't have any television, no computers, no jet airplanes. 386 00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:23,920 Didn't even have electricity. 387 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,520 Oh, is that why they call it the Dark Ages? 388 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,100 Something like that. 389 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:34,920 Wow, that's neat. 390 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:37,320 Can I really build one of those ice trucks? 391 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:41,020 Well, If you had some expert help, you could. 392 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,800 And I just happen to be an expert. 393 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,160 Great. 394 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,200 Sam. Oh, hello there, Mr. Hunter. Mr. 395 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,299 D, Mr. 396 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,180 Hunter and I are going to build an ice truck. Did you know people used to have 397 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,380 ice and levered to their house like they didn't have ice makers? 398 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,220 They didn't have refrigerators or computers or television or jet 399 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,420 What else did they make? to have, Mr. Hunter. Are you going to keep asking 400 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:09,360 questions here now, Sam, or are we going to get a piece of wood and make our ice 401 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,360 drop? 402 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:14,440 Here, Mr. D., you can rebuild this one. It's too easy for me. 403 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,440 Hey, wait up, Mr. Hunter. 404 00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:37,510 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 405 00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:43,750 you may not be right for some. But many a boy meets a man of ease. 406 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:48,570 Then along come two. They got nothing but the genes that they got. 407 00:27:49,030 --> 00:27:50,790 Difference grows every day. 408 00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:52,670 Difference grows every day. 409 00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:56,710 Difference grows to move the world if it doesn't take. 410 00:27:57,030 --> 00:27:58,910 Difference grows to move the world. 411 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,120 Pay that, man. Come on. Hey, fellas, fellas, fellas. 412 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:11,760 Now, before I slang these bones, I'd like to take this time to say how much I 413 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,000 appreciate your friendship. 414 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,260 That's why I'm apologizing in advance. 415 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,060 Apologize for what, Chef? 416 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,500 Seven winners. 417 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720 Jack! 418 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,100 Well, I'm finished, Eddie. You completely cleaned me out. 419 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,520 You want to play for that ATM card there, big fella? 420 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,660 Hey, would you? I'd sure love to win it back. 421 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:33,820 You got me too, boss. I'm fat. 422 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,720 The only thing I got left is my gold tooth. Will you accept that? 423 00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:38,620 Did you floss? 424 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840 Sometimes. 425 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,600 Hey, man, listen, man. I'm expecting a delivery, and there's a broken -down 426 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,380 Pontiac blocking the driveway. I need you to move it. Now, in a minute, in a 427 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:49,540 minute. I'm up $300, which is more I would have made on that Pontiac. 428 00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:53,520 Now, as my partner, you should be supporting me in this little venture 429 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,260 here. You know, I'm sorry, man. You're absolutely correct. 430 00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,740 What you doing? What you doing? I'm taking my cut. 431 00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:01,190 Partner? 432 00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:04,530 Yeah, we boys, we boys. 433 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,110 Hector! 434 00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:07,530 Open wide! 435 00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:15,970 Isn't it quite funny, Barney? 436 00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:19,830 They just won't leave you alone while you're sitting inside your home. 437 00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:57,330 Jason, wake up. 438 00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:00,510 I'm sorry. 439 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,690 I was just dreaming about the old days when we used to have customers. 440 00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:06,990 But time isn't anyone. 441 00:30:07,870 --> 00:30:09,770 What are you, a smart -ass that's happy hour? 442 00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:14,910 Already? Well, in that case, I'll be in the back. Wake me when the rush is over. 443 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:18,510 You'll be rushing to the unemployment line. 444 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:21,710 That's the last time I shoot dice with buttons. 445 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,660 I'm complaining. At least one of us made some money tonight. 446 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:28,100 You want to make some money? 447 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:32,200 Make you a bet for 200 quarters. Next person to walk through the door is a 448 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,680 woman. Forget it. All right, a man. 449 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,560 Nope. All right, an albino with a tan. 450 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,180 But you got to give me the odds. 451 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,380 Eddie, forget it. I'm not going to bet. I would lose. No man, woman, or albino 452 00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:45,140 with a tan has walked through that door in hours. 453 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:46,940 You know why? 454 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:50,020 They're at McGinley's. McGinley is killing me tonight, man. 455 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,580 Hey, baby. Ah, Nicolette. See, at least she's loyal. 456 00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:59,460 Boy, you should see the action at McGinley's. That place is packed. 457 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:02,920 They got live bands, two -for -one bands, and bottomless buckets of 458 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,240 Did you hear that? 459 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,820 There's actually an echo. 460 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,840 Oh, Lincoln Lee, what do you want? 461 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,640 Hey, McGee, you busy? 462 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,400 Man, I just cracked myself up. 463 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:47,740 You know something? You got a lot of nerve coming in this bar, man. I know it 464 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:51,780 was you who put the closed perfumigation signs all over my building this 465 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:54,400 morning. Well, I wasn't lying. Your business stinks. 466 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,900 Ever since you walked in here, smelly. 467 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,720 All right. I admit, it's a dirty trick. 468 00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,320 It's not my dirtiest. 469 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:07,160 This is my dirtiest. 470 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,940 Hey, better be nice to that mouse, McGee. She's pregnant. 471 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:25,480 That's it. This is war, man. We gotta find a way to get revenge. 472 00:32:25,690 --> 00:32:27,330 on McGinley and to get our customers back. 473 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,990 Oh, did you say McGinley? 474 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,730 Oh, don't let me get started on that guy. 475 00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:33,390 You know that bottomless bucket of chicken? 476 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:35,470 There's a bottom, all right. 477 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:40,250 I've been thinking. 478 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:43,650 What's the one thing no man can resist? 479 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:53,190 We can have a little bit of Monte Carlo right here in Kansas City, Missouri. 480 00:32:53,719 --> 00:32:56,220 Casinos never lose, man. We could have entertainment, everything. 481 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,620 What do you think? 482 00:32:57,980 --> 00:32:59,280 Sorry, I wasn't listening. 483 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,560 You know what? 484 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:03,580 What if we turned McGee's into a gambling casino? 485 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:05,720 We could have entertainment and everything. 486 00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:08,740 Brilliant. 487 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,340 I'm not thinking that. 488 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,640 Forget it. I mean, the only way to get a gaming license in Kansas City is if 489 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,500 your business is on the Missouri River. 490 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,060 Is that it? That's all? 491 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:20,740 Man, we in there. 492 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,080 Yeah, sure we are. 493 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,640 All we have to do to get our customers back is reroute the third largest river 494 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,640 in the United States. 495 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,500 Exactly. 496 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,000 Eddie, the river is 40 blocks from here. 497 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,200 True, but McGee's happens to be on a 7 -degree downhill grade from the 498 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,940 How the hell do you know that? 499 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:44,020 Believe me, I'm very sensitive to the difference between uphill and downhill. 500 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,000 Hi, welcome to Progressive .com. How can I help you? 501 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,380 Well, I haven't shopped for car insurance in a while. And you're worried 502 00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,380 you've been paying too much, right? 503 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,280 Yeah. 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