All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s07e13_arnold_the_entrepreneur

Come on and ease on down, ease on down
the road.

Come on and ease on down, ease on down
the road.

Don't you carry nothing that might be a
load.

Come on, ease on down, ease on down,
down the road.

Come on and ease on down, ease on down
the road.

Come on and ease on down.

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got...

Different strokes to the...

important. Oh, then it must be the
spinning bow tie.

Oh, Dad, it's something that's going to
make you a happy man.

Roach spray.

I didn't know I had roaches.

No, Dad. Remember that lecture you gave
me about earning my own money? Well, I'm

going to sell this door to door.

I didn't think you were paying much
attention during that lecture.

I wasn't.

Till you mentioned about cutting off my
allowance.

I got the sharp pain in my wallet.

That's when I decided to go into
business.

Make big bucks overnight and kill bugs.

Oh, yes, the matchbook millionaire
scheme.

Pretty soon I'll be able to afford that
Santa Fe Express train set.

Always a kidder.

Well, I'm very proud of you, Arnold.

I know when Willis sold door -to -door,
he found it to be a great experience,

didn't you, son? That's right, Dad. It
helped teach me how to manage my money.

You know, so far, I've managed to spend
it all on women.

I got the Watson twins waiting for me
now.

You? Twins?

That's got to be two, two, two dogs in
one.

Well, I can't wait to get out. there and
start making my fortune.

You know, Arnold, since cockroaches
bother everybody, you should do very

But I don't want you to go outside of
this building.

Don't worry, Dad.

I'll be a millionaire by the time I work
up to the 30th floor.

Boy, Arnold, selling sounds like a lot
of fun.

Can I help?

Okay, Sam.

But just remember, I'm the boss. So when
I say jump, you jump.

Oh, Sam, you look so cute.

I'm a roach. You call it cute?

Oh, Sam, that is really cute.

I'm not cute.

Mr. Drummond, I made that outfit for him
out of that old brown suit of yours you

were going to give away.

You weren't?

I guess I was.

It's a shame that Maggie had to go to
San Francisco to that exercise

Yes, every mother longs to see her child
in his first rope suit.

I know how happy it made my mom.

Well, Dad, what do you think of my sales
gimmick?

Super, Arnold, just super. I don't think
I could turn it down. I expect Sam to

do for me what McNuggets did for
McDonald's.

You'll have your own golden arches and a
sign that says over 45 billion roaches

killed.

Well, come on, Sam. It's time to viscer
out into that buggy.

What's the master at work, Sam?

Hi, ma 'am. We're so... Hi.

Hi.

Grr, I'm Richie the Roach.

You are?

Well, you're the first roach I've ever
seen I didn't want to step on.

If you want to do some greedy cheat
pitching.

Then sink your fingers into one of these
chubby champions.

Wow.

Arnold, what about the bug spray?

What bug spray?

Would you like to buy a can of bug
spray, lady? Only two dollars.

Anything for you, cutie pie.

You can call me Harvey.

Nice to meet you, Harvey.

Oh, man, I feel like Will Chamberlain.

We're selling roach spray.

That's right. It's called Slim.

Would you like to buy a can?

Roach spray?

No, I don't think so.

How about half a can?

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Yep. I think my piggy bank's off his
diet for a while.

Hey, guys.

I found the money wrappers that you
wanted.

But from the looks of things, you moguls
are going to need a vault.

You know, Mr. D, pretty soon we'll be so
rich that you can quit your job.

Thank you, Sam, but I enjoy working.

It gives me something to do between
tennis games.

Tell me the truth, Arnold.

Don't you get a great satisfaction from
earning your own money?

Yep, and I'm going to get even a greater
satisfaction from spending it.

Well, that's a start, Arnold.

This is great, Arnold. I think I'm going
to buy one of those radio -controlled

submarines with my half.

Your half?

Yeah, and then I think I want to get one
of those... Wait a minute, Sam.

Don't plan on buying anything yet with
your half, because there is no...

Your hat.

But I didn't have to work.

It doesn't matter, Sam.

I put up all the money and took all the
risk.

But I invented the car.

Sorry, Sam.

I'm the boss and I get all the profits.

Here.

A dollar?

Too much.

Arnold, you're not a very nice person.

Keep your money. I quit.

I'm going to start my own road spray
business and make lots of money.

Lots. I'm talking maybe even 20 bucks.

You up against me?

Don't even try it.

I'll crush you like a bug. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, Sam, I see that you're all set.

Yep. I'm going to sell tons of road
spray and pay you back every cent for

helping me get started.

Cross my heart.

I'm sure that you will, Sam, but I just
wish that you and Arnold would quit

fighting. It's too late, Mr.

D.

No, Sam, but a little time will take
care of that.

Hey! Hey!

Take that costume off. That was my idea.

Oh, yeah?

But your idea's in my size.

Take it off. You're giving roaches a bad
name.

Now stop it.

If you two don't stop fighting, I'm
going to see that there's a new version

Death of a Salesman.

All right, Dad.

But he's not selling on my turf. The
pigeons in this building are mine.

Fine. You can have the pigeons.

I want the people.

I'll tell you what. Arnold, you take the
even floors. Sam, you take the odd

ones.

Odd floors and you, Sam, get the
connection.

That's it. Put up your dupes. Sam.

Put down your dupes.

Now, look, boys, fighting is not the
answer.

You should be able to work this out
through friendly competition.

Now, I want you both to go out there and
sell.

And may the best salesman win.

All right, Dad. Come on, Sam.

Just remember, you're odd floors and I'm
even floors.

And the elevator is fair game.

Fair enough. And may the best brother
win.

Make it snappy, would you, kid? I'm
watching the football game.

Hey, must be some game.

Some game?

What, are you crazy?

It stinks.

Those bums can't run, they can't throw,
they can't block, they can't find a

stadium.

Hey, sir, it's only a game. Only a game?

Only a game. I lost my shirt betting on
a game.

Those bums wiped me out.

I took in one dollar, and that was from
a lady who paid me to go away.

Oh, don't worry.

Your luck will turn around, Arnold.

It's the spirit of the competition that
counts.

Yeah, the how many doesn't matter.

It does to me. How many?

One.

Sure,

Sam. Big shot.

You had it easy.

You got to sell to the odd floors.

Well, listen, you both worked very hard,
and you should both be proud of

yourselves. But I did a better job, so I
should be prouder. Right, Mr. D?

Well... Oh, great. You're on his side.

No, no, I'm not. You're on his side.
Sam, no.

They really got you squirming, huh, Dad?

I'm not squirming, and I'm not on
anybody's side.

Now, Arnold, you must remember that you
both agreed to go to your separate ways,

and you just have to live with the
consequences.

Of course you could agree to join forces
again.

Are you kidding? I love my consequences.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm just in a slump.

Before you know it, Sam will be eating
Arnold Jackson's dust.

Well, I'm not going to tell you what to
do, but I think you're both acting very

foolishly.

At this rate, if I keep acting foolish,
I'll be a millionaire.

Usually the spray for red ants would
work on him.

Got some bad news for you, Sam, so don't
start crying or anything.

I'm not taking you to the Jets game.

No problem.

Why aren't you crying?

Because I'm not surprised.

You're broke.

And you haven't taken me anywhere this
week. Not to the movies, not to the

arcade.

Nowhere.

Those are small potatoes.

I'm talking the Jets game.

We've been playing it for months. Now I
want to see some emotion.

You will.

You ready to go, Sam?

I hired Wilson to take me to the Jets
game.

Say what?

What? What? You traitor!

How could you?

There's your emotion.

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Hey, thanks for taking me to the game,
Sam.

Thanks for going with me. Sure.

Here.

Hey, a tip?

with 60 ,000 people with your
babysitter.

Well, it beats sitting home all night
not counting your money.

You know, I'm kind of surprised they let
you in the stadium without your high

chair. Take that back!

I'm sorry.

I meant your play tent.

Now, what's going on here?

Sam's being a brat.

Arnold's being a doofus.

All right.

Now, what did I tell you? This fighting
has got to stop.

I thought you'd be able to settle this
between you, but apparently it's getting

worse. Well, it's all Sam's fault. He
was too greedy.

Arnold tried to cheat me.

All right, both of you sit down over
here.

You're always getting me into trouble.

All this talk about... Fighting over
money reminds me when I was a young man

starting out in business.

I had a partner once.

And like you guys, we had a big fight
over money.

Neither one of us would budge an inch.
We argued something awful.

Eventually, we split up.

Now, I didn't realize it at the time.

Until later.

But I not only lost a partner.

I lost a pretty good friend.

Did you ever see him again?

From time to time.

You see, he was my father.

Your father?

Really?

Were you ever friends again?

Well, years later we patched it up, but
it was never really the same.

Boy, Dad, that's really sad.

That couldn't happen to Arnold and me.

Could it?

It could.

If you let things go too far, I think
you better both just give that some

thought.

So?

Yeah. So?

Maybe Dad's right. Maybe fighting over
money is dumb.

Especially me, I have nothing to fight
over.

Me too. That football game cleaned me
out.

Willis ate everything in sight.

Well, at least you had a good time
though, right?

It would have been better if you were
there. I mean, no one can holler at the

quarterback like you, Arnold.

All part of being a Jet fan, my boy.

But you know what would even be better
than a football game?

Let's go back into business together.

What do you say, partner?

50 -50?

20 -80.

All right.

60 -40.

48 -52?

Okay, Sam, okay.

50 -50. Partner!

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum What might be right for

you?

Nothing but the cheap and they got
different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world if
it doesn't take.

Different strokes to move the world.

Hey,

Mal. Let me get some ice, man. I hurt my
foot.

I thought you hurt your arm. I did, but
when Tim was rapping it, it stepped on

my damn foot.

I don't often see feet. Sorry, Eddie.

I'm going to get some ice, man.

Jason. Jason, can I have a word with
you?

You, my friend, can have 10.

Look, I know you're new, but that
customer you just served is a regular.

Oh, yeah. Gin and tonic. 4 .30 every
afternoon since I've been here.

And what'd you serve him this afternoon?

Johnny Black with a twist.

Why?

Now, I come from a long line of
bartenders.

Alcohol is in my blood.

Yeah. Four, I know what the customer
wants better than they do.

Well, here at McGee's, we have the
saying, the customer's always right.

Never catch on.

Malcolm, Eddie, guess what?

The most wonderful thing has happened.

To me, otherwise, I'm not that
interested.

I just passed the written test to enroll
in the police academy.

I'm going to be a cop.

Congratulations, Nicolette. When you get
the uniform, can I wear the hat?

to become official?

Well, all I have to do is pass a
rigorous physical training program, get

the oral exam, clear the FBI background
check, and learn how to make the siren

go.

You know, something tells me, Nicolette,
you won't be needing that siren.

Eddie, I was thinking, I'm gonna need to
get in shape, so could I use your

garage as a gym?

Ah, no, no. How am I gonna get any work
done? You coming in there with one of

them little skimpy outfits on, bending,
sweating.

Fetch in.