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So, you guys keep it locked because we
have more BET coming up. Oh, if you're
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currently living your dreams, God bless.
Congratulations.
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And if you're not, keep pursuing them,
but have a backup plan.
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Hey, can I please talk
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to my busted babies real quick, homie?
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Let me bring you my world. Let you know
what I call the busted baby.
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We'll be right back.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Everybody know that I'm mine. My baby.
My baby.
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Everybody know that I'm mine.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, no.
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They say he's an entertainer. Slow down.
You're just one more.
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He don't respect you.
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He just gonna hurt you. Well,
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let them say what they wanna. I made a
promise.
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You're right and I'm gonna.
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Girl, I do everything I can to prove I'm
a better man than your friends think I
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am.
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We'll be right back.
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Cause when we finish, she messed up all
my bed set.
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She got something to relax me when I'm
under stress.
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Never told her to let her know I was
getting fed. She like to tell her name
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a...
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If you had told me it was this good, I'd
have never guessed.
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She's full of surprises. I don't know
what she'll do next.
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When I sleep, I sneak and put hickeys on
her neck. And when she go, I can shut
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down the whole set.
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Lord, I see in heels with the slit in
her dress. She like to do her own hat
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get her own check.
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My butt says, baby, I keep on. She got
me speeding in the fast lane. Pedal to
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the plow main.
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Trying to get back to her love.
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Best believe she got that good.
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Thank you
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guys
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so much at home for watching. I greatly
appreciate that.
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Everyone else, peace and blessings to
you all. Enjoy the rest of your day. I'm
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out.
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They got nothing but the genes But they
got different strokes to take Different
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strokes to take Different strokes to
move the world Everybody's got a
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special kind of story Everybody finds a
way to shine It don't matter
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that you got
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Hello, Maggie.
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Hello, Dad. How's my favorite family
doing? Just fine, thank you. Well, you
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certainly are chipper this morning. You
certainly are, Arnold. You do know it's
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a school day, don't you?
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Yes, Maggie.
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See, this year our class is in charge of
the charity fundraiser, and today I'm
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going to be elected chairman of the
entertainment committee.
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Oh, really? What makes you so sure you
will be elected?
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Could you vote against this phase?
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I'll get it. Oh, man.
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Today's a great day.
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Absolutely nothing can go wrong. I can
feel it.
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Well, are you taking me to school or
not, squid bait?
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Not!
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Arnold,
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that was very rude.
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You don't... slam the door in a person's
face.
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Carmella's not a person, and that's not
a face.
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And besides that, Dad, she thinks that
just because she grew up on an army
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she could push me around.
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Arnold, we want you to be nice to her.
She's a visitor to our country.
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It's more like a visitor to our planet.
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Come in, Carmella. Good morning,
Carmella. Hello, Mrs. Drummond. Hello,
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Drummond. Hello, squid bait.
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Oh, Arnold, I probably should have
mentioned this to you before, but since
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is Carmella's first day at school, we
thought it would be nice if you'd take
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along with you and introduce her to some
of your friends.
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Why? They hate practical jokes.
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You've been given a direct order by your
parents. If you were in my father's
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outfit, you'd be double -timing a 20
-mile hike with a full backpack.
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Hi, Willis.
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Oh, no.
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Not the mad Italian pincher.
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Yes, you. Ever since you moved here,
you've pinched me so many times, I've
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polka dot buns.
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Carmela, listen, in America, women don't
pinch men.
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Unless they're married to them.
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All right, it's time to take me to
school. Let's move them out, sweet pea.
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Dad, do I have to taste her? That's
right, sweet pea.
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Come on, Arnold. She doesn't know
anybody. It's her first day.
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All right.
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A tan hut!
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Why do I always fall for that? Because
you're a knucklehead. Now move it out.
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I like the currency.
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I think I'll have a rear poster to match
my eyes.
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Or you can have it all with stuff to
match your head.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Arnold Jackson and his band
of merry twits.
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You know, nobody's supposed to be
sitting in that seat until we elect a
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chairman. Well, if this chair's for
nobody, have a seat.
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Just wait, Arnold Jackson. You're in for
a big surprise.
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Hey, are we going to elect a chairman or
are we going to sit here all day and
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watch Lisa's lips flap?
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Arnold! Arnold!
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Arnold!
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Arnold! Me?
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What a surprise.
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I guess Lionel's a good choice if you
don't mind electing someone whose IQ is
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less than his shoe size.
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But before you make it official, last
night I spoke to my Uncle Charles, a
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important music agent.
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He said if I was elected chairman of the
committee, he would get us Lionel
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Richie for our fundraiser.
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Lisa! Lisa!
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Lisa! Hold it!
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You mean to tell me you'd vote for Lisa
just because she can get Lionel Richie?
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Come on.
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This vote should be decided on ability,
intelligence, and integrity.
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By the way, did I mention I can get Mr.
T?
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Hey, yeah. They once filmed an episode
of the A -Team in Arnold's apartment.
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And they've been pen pals ever since.
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That's right.
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It's a little -known fact that the A in
A -Team stands for Arnold.
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Lisa! Lisa!
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Lisa! Lisa! Thank you, everybody.
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I'll start to make the arrangements
immediately.
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But first...
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Buzz off and get out of my seat, fungus
brain.
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It's a good thing I'm not bringing Mr. T
here.
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Your breath would melt his mohawk.
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Thanks a lot, you two.
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You really want Lionel Richie that bad?
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Richie, why no school?
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Yeah, everyone's excited.
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My mom, my dad, my sister, even my dog.
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Last night he spelled out lion on his
kibble.
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Yeah, it's too bad.
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I can just see Mr. T laying around his
swimming pool in Hollywood, rubbing
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suntan lotion on his chains, talking to
our good friend Tina Turner.
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I can just hear her now.
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But he made it.
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I love to appear at Arnold Jackson's
benefit.
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Hey, here's Lisa.
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What happened?
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What's happening?
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What did he say? He took one look at her
face and said, forget it, I don't sing
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at dog shows.
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wrong, Lisa?
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There is no Lionel Richie.
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Oh, no.
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First Santa Claus and now this.
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No, stupid.
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My uncle talked to Lionel last night,
but he can't make it.
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Well, if you can't get Lionel Richie,
you can't be chairman.
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Yeah, I guess we should have voted for
you after all, Arnold.
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Well, it's not too late to change your
minds.
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Arnold! Arnold!
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Arnold! Yeah, then I say let's vote for
Arnold.
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Because he's going to get us Mr. T,
right, Arnold?
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Uh, yeah, right. Hey, you want Mr. T?
You got Mr.
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T.
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Arnold! Arnold!
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Arnold! Arnold!
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Arnold! Arnold!
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Arnold! Arnold!
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Whoa.
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That's a three -shooter.
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Nope. One cheater.
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It's 1030.
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but are you sure Mr. Chief won't be
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Thanks.
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Was that Mr. Chief's agent?
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No, his jeweler.
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Oh, you gotta help me.
301
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Carmella is driving me crazy.
302
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For you, that's just a short drive.
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Arnold, listen, man, if you see
Carmella, tell her I got a steady
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I've moved to Detroit, I've become a
priest, and I've got a disease they
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even named yet.
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Better yet, I'll give her your private
phone number and you can tell her
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yourself.
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You do that and I'll reach out and choke
someone.
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What kind of behavior is that for a
priest?
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00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,610
Well, Arnold, how's the big talent
search going?
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I'd even settle for a gong show reject.
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I've got an idea. You might consider my
boyfriend.
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The one with no hair?
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Right. He can slap his head and play
Swanee River.
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Uh, no thanks, Pearl.
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Come to think of it, he can slap
anywhere and play Swanee River.
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And we'll go honky -tonking, honky
-tonking. We'll go honky
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-tonking, honky -tonking. We'll go honky
-tonking. Run this train!
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Sam, what are you doing?
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Thanks, but I'm not that desperate.
321
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You will be in a couple of days.
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Come on, Arnold.
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I'll be terrific.
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Super. The best.
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You'll see.
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00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:45,270
Look, Sam, if that crowd does not get a
star, they may want blood.
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I'm really not that good, Arnold.
328
00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:52,910
Listen, Sam, just don't tell Maggie or
Dad about this, okay? Tell Dad what?
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Nothing, right, Sam?
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Right.
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Mr. D, you could pull my toenails out
and I still wouldn't tell you about the
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mess, Arnold, then.
333
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,620
Sam, why don't I talk to Arnold alone
about this, okay?
334
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:14,140
Yes, sir.
335
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Bye, Arnold.
336
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I'm sure glad I'm not in your shoes.
337
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:24,400
Well, young man, what's the story?
338
00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:34,070
I get very interested.
339
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:35,450
What's the problem?
340
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:41,270
See, Dad, when Lisa definitely had
Lionel Richie, I mentioned that maybe,
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possibly, I could get Mr.
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T.
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And now the whole school is expecting
you to deliver Mr.
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T. You catch on fast, Dad.
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Thanks, Arnold.
346
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Now, why do you think that you said what
you did about Mr. T?
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Well, I've got to keep up my image of a
big man on campus.
348
00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:02,550
You know, Arnold,
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often people, nice people, attractive
people, don't really believe that others
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will like them for themselves.
351
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Okay, Dad.
352
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I know I act like that sometimes.
353
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:17,760
Well, it's important for you to realize
that that kind of behavior is really
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unnecessary. You don't need that. You
are a terrific young man.
355
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,720
Right, Sam?
356
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,320
Right, Mr. D.
357
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,280
Well, you should have told me this last
week, Dad. I'm in a real jam.
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You think you could pull some strings
and call some of your important friends
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and give me a star for the show?
360
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,180
No, son, I think this would be a better
lesson to you if you didn't have to work
361
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it out yourself.
362
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,200
But, Dad, how?
363
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:46,480
If I can't get a star for charity night,
I'm going to have to go on stage and
364
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tell the truth.
365
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,960
That's right, son.
366
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,640
Well, I guess I could tell the truth.
367
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:55,360
That sounds like a good idea to me.
368
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:56,660
You can't beat the truth.
369
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,880
Second thought, I could still get a
star.
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00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,080
Hello. Acme Talent Agency?
371
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:16,920
Yeah. My school's putting on a charity
show, and I'd like to know what kind of
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stars you may have available.
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00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,140
Why would a lady want to tie herself
into a knot?
374
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,320
So, Arnold, who do we got for the show?
375
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:32,400
Well, I've got a dancer. a musician, and
I'm thinking about hiring an escape
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artist to get me out of this mess.
377
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,800
Boy, Arnold, if you don't want to get a
big star, I'm not coming to charity
378
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,360
night. I don't want to see you get beat
up.
379
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,080
Here we are.
380
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,519
Hey, boys.
381
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,520
Hi. Hi, guys.
382
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:51,880
Excuse me, I've got to go. Mr. Turner's
taking us to soccer practice. Have a
383
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,160
good practice, Sam. I will.
384
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,840
And don't try to stop any more goals
with your face.
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00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,700
Can I get some fancy footwork? Sure.
386
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,120
Arnold,
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00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,380
I think we may have the answer to your
star search dilemma.
388
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:23,680
Really? I mean, if you do, I'd be
eternally grateful.
389
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,180
Eternally grateful? That should be good
for a couple of weeks.
390
00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:32,050
Don't keep me in suspense.
391
00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:33,210
Who have you got?
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00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:35,970
Carmella.
393
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,370
Keep me in suspense.
394
00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:44,230
Now, Arnold, we just had a talk with
her. Did you know her father is with a
395
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:45,189
in Europe?
396
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,390
That's right, and he knows a lot of big
stars. You might just want to ask her if
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she can help you.
398
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,470
Ask Carmella for help?
399
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:55,750
Oh, Dad, I can't do that. I'd never hear
the end of it.
400
00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:57,730
I'd rather be boiled in oil.
401
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,650
I'd rather be pulled apart by wild
horses.
402
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:04,230
I'd rather be dunked in honey and tied
to an ant hill.
403
00:26:05,930 --> 00:26:09,690
Please, you've got to let me speak to
Bruce Springsteen.
404
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:12,830
We're close personal buddies.
405
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:39,350
You could do it, too.
406
00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:44,650
Your parents tell me you might need some
help.
407
00:26:45,030 --> 00:26:46,030
Not me.
408
00:26:46,050 --> 00:26:47,310
I haven't got any problems.
409
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:51,190
Really? I heard you still don't have a
star for charity night.
410
00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:54,710
Well, nothing definite.
411
00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:59,550
But I've still got a lot of irons in the
fire.
412
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:05,270
I'm expecting a call from Mr. T any time
now.
413
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,030
I thought you couldn't get him.
414
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,060
Well, Mr. T's thinking about sending one
of his friends.
415
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,660
I'm leaning towards Stevie Wonder.
416
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:17,740
But another way to go is, uh, Willie
Nelson.
417
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,260
I don't know. I can think of another way
to go.
418
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,980
Okay, Dad.
419
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,800
Uh, Carmilla, I think I'm gonna need
your help.
420
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,020
What's that?
421
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,400
I said I may need your help.
422
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:40,710
Sounded like you said I need your help.
423
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:42,090
I did.
424
00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,790
So what can I do for you, Squidbait?
425
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:48,750
Oh, nothing special.
426
00:27:49,730 --> 00:27:51,470
Do you think your dad could get me Bob
Hope?
427
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:59,970
Well, Bob Hope or even someone bigger
if... I knew it. Name your blackmail.
428
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:04,250
For starters, you can't slam the door in
my face anymore.
429
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,750
Okay. And secondly...
430
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,440
You gotta stop doing those jokes about
me.
431
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,560
Oh, all right.
432
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:23,600
And thirdly, I want Willis' private
phone number. No. No
433
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,940
way. No. That's completely out of the
question.
434
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,320
Thanks for the memory.
435
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,040
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436
00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:14,310
I'll be a brief intermission.
437
00:29:19,530 --> 00:29:23,070
Excuse me, Mr. Drummond. Are these seats
taken? No, Pearl. We've been saving
438
00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:24,070
them for you.
439
00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:25,710
Mr.
440
00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:29,530
and Mrs. Drummond, I'd like you to meet
Mr.
441
00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:30,730
Wright.
442
00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:35,490
Isn't he just wonderful?
443
00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:36,930
Not a hair.
444
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,720
hose container.
445
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,340
Dad, Maggie, have you seen Carmella? I
can't find her anywhere.
446
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,500
No, Arnold, we haven't seen her.
447
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,060
Oh, man, I knew it. She's not getting me
a star.
448
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:02,540
She told me not to worry, but she was
just setting me up to get killed.
449
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,120
We want the star.
450
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:06,000
We want the star.
451
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,820
We want the star. Nobody ever got
killed.
452
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,240
Ladies and gentlemen, I guess I must
apologize to everyone.
453
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,340
I wasn't able to get Mr.
454
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,560
T.
455
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:36,960
I was even trying to get Bob Hope,
but...
456
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,980
Uh,
457
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,840
excuse me, everyone. I'll be right back.
458
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:47,080
Come on, please tell me you've got
someone.
459
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:52,560
Well, I knew it. Look, Arnold, my father
didn't have time to get Bob Hope.
460
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,940
But I wouldn't let you down. I've got
someone.
461
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,300
Who?
462
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,200
Well, they want it to be a big surprise.
Just get out there and give them a big
463
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,560
introduction. But who do I have to do?
464
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,060
Swing it. You'll think of something.
465
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,199
Go ahead.
466
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200
Thanks a lot.
467
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,680
Uh, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, ladies and
gentlemen.
468
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,780
I think we have a star.
469
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,560
Now, this is someone who's known to us
all.
470
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:28,780
who's possibly made us laugh many times
or danced for us many times or maybe
471
00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:30,720
sung to us many times.
472
00:31:31,780 --> 00:31:36,520
Let's hear it for, um... that person.
473
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,640
It's all over.
474
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,560
Well, it was nice having Arnold as a
brother.
475
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,760
Arnold's trying to pull a fast one.
476
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,400
I love it.
477
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,130
This is my kind of show.
478
00:31:53,690 --> 00:31:55,670
Arnold Jackson's a dead man.
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