All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s07e11_carmella_meets_the_gooch

Don't have time to hear a grown man cry.

My peppy was a poor man.

All he ever had was fun.

The only thing he could ever give me was
the earth and the sky and the sun.

But the greatest thing he told me was,
boy, don't weep alone.

Because the man who's always crying now,
always crying alone.

You just smile.

Nothing but the cheese.

Nothing but the truth.

It takes different strokes to move the
world.

I know it's hard, but read my lips. The
girl moving in down the hall is just

an exchange student from Italy, not a
movie star.

Trust me, Arnold.

All Italian girls look like Sophia
Loren.

And this one's going to fall head over
heels for Willis Jacksonini.

Cool down, pepperoni pants.

but doesn't even speak any English. She
won't have to.

Once she gets within range of the
Woolwich -Jackson aura, she'll just tear

her passport and pledge allegiance to
the flag.

Imagine her chagrin when she finds out
your aura cost $1 .98 and comes out of a

spray can.

Hey, Dad, remind me to thank the Hansons
for taking in Carmela.

I don't know how they're going to find
any time for her. They're always so busy

with their careers.

They're so busy, their children had to
name themselves.

And they didn't even have time to pick
up Carmela at the airport.

An Italian girl.

I'm going to be the first American guy
she's going to fall for.

Willis, give the girl a break. She's
just coming here to pick up the keys to

Hanson apartment, not to audition for
the Willis -Jackson dating service.

Arnold, I expect you to make her feel
welcome.

That's right.

It's going to be hard for her settling
into a new country.

She'll be dealing with a...

Whole different language, different
customs, different clothing.

And that's just Willis.

I'll get it.

Hey, I better go to my room. The ladies
always like you better when Willis

Jackson makes an entrance.

I always liked you better when you made
an exit.

Arnold, answer the door.

What are you doing?

Just in case she does look like Sophia
Loren.

Get ready, my little Italian tomato.

You're about to meet the catcher, Tori,
of your dreams.

I just arrived from Italy.

You're the girl from Italy.

Oh, Ellen!

You sure don't look much like Sophia
Lorenz. So what? You sure don't look

like John Travolta.

Maggie Drummond, please excuse Arnold.

Thank you very much, but don't worry
about Arnold. I can handle him.

I'm Philip Drummond. Welcome to America.

Grazie.

Oh, Willie!

And the opera singer here is our son
Arnold Jackson.

We've met.

I'm sorry, Carmilla, but some airhead
told me all the girls in Italy look

like... Sophia Loren. That's like saying
all men in America look like Robert

Redford.

We do.

Carmella, you speak English beautifully.

How long have you lived in Italy?

I was born there, but my parents were
born and raised in Brooklyn.

Italy is quite a few blocks from
Brooklyn. How'd you end up there?

My father's a colonel in the army.

Whose army?

Uncle Sam's.

I spent my whole life living all over
Europe. For the past four years, we've

been stationed in Florence.

Florence? Oh, what a city.

The women there are not nearly as
attractive as my lovely wife.

Nice save, Dad.

What made you decide to come here?

My parents thought it would be good if I
spent some time in America.

Oh, Willis!

Who's Willis? He's another one of our
sons. Another son? Is he a whole son or

just the other half of this one?

I don't think I'm going to like Italian
humor.

Excuse me a minute. What?

gonna like it here. Hi.

It's hard to believe he's a speech
major.

I think he's cute.

Uh -oh.

Whoa! I gotta be going. Bye, Maggie.

Bye, Dad.

My steady girlfriend gets upset if I'm
not on time. She's very jealous and also

waiting. Bye, Dad. Bye, Maggie.

Trick doors.

He doesn't make much sense, but what a
looker.

Bellissimo.

Woman, you ain't got no taste.

You almost sucked all the nails off your
nose.

Far nose.

Camilla, I'm afraid I have to apologize.

Our boys don't always behave this
strangely.

Except when they're awake.

Here are the keys to the apartment.

Carmela, we surely hope you like it here
in America.

Please come by and see it anytime you
want.

Thanks. It'll be a lot easier knowing
that I've already made some good

I'm sure Ronald will be delighted to
help you with your bags.

No problem, Dad.

What do you got in here? Spare tank
parts?

I'm Squid Bait.

Squid Bait?

Ten hut!

Suck in that gut, you sweet young thing.

Don't make me get rough. I know judo.

March, Jackson.

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Hey, Sam.

That's a nice Star Wars soap book.

Arnold, that's my lunch box.

Wow.

I haven't seen handiwork like this since
the gooch.

It was the gooch.

Oh, no.

The last time I saw him, he was in the
sixth grade, trying to dig his way out

underneath the schoolyard fence.

Yeah, he flattened my lunchbox and said
next he was going to flatten me.

Really? Oh, no, Sam.

That's terrible. What are you going to
do?

wrote about Sam.

Well, you're my big brother, Arnold.

You're going to flatten the gooch for
me, right?

Sure, Sam.

I'll flatten the gooch for you.

Piece of cake.

That's what big brothers are for.

Thanks, Arnold. I told him you'd do it
tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Okay, Sam.

He's taping my aerobics show.

Oh, listen, Maggie, I missed my workout.
Do some jumping jacks for me.

Maggie, Maggie, wait, wait.

Willie. Huh?

What's going on?

Looking to see if Carmela's out there.

She pinched me yesterday, twice.

Once in the hallway and once in the
elevator.

Well, Willis, what can I say? It's very
Italian.

It's also very painful.

I'm going out now. I'll run interference
for you. Maggie, what I really need is

a rear guard.

After you. Thanks.

Hi there, Arnold.

There. Can I talk to you for a minute?

Sure. What's up?

Got this problem.

I stuck my foot in my mouth.

Well, that's a first.

I know. Isn't that hard to believe?

Well, you see, I told Sam I was going to
flatten the gooch for him.

Apparently, you stuck both feet in your
mouth.

I know. I had to.

See, Sam really looks up to me, and I
can't afford to lose him.

I haven't got that big of a following.

Come on. Arnold, Sam thinks the world of
you, and he always will.

Yeah, but you know kids today, they
change their minds just like that.

Yeah, it's not like it was when you and
I grew up, Arnold.

Right.

You see, Dad, Willis always came through
for me.

Once I got his face out of the mirror.

Well, I'm sure you'll come up with a
solution for Sam. A peaceful one.

But, Dad, either way I lose.

If I don't fight the Gooch... Sam will
think I'm a big chicken. If I do fight

the Gooch, I'll be chicken salad.

I will solve your dilemma for you. You
tell Sam I won't allow you to fight.

Really? Oh, thanks, Dad.

And I'm sure the Gooch will sleep better
tonight, too.

But I won't.

I've got to do something for Sam.

Arnold, you've dealt with the Gooch
before.

Reason with him. You've always gotten
the best of him by using your wits, not

your fists.

Yeah. You're right. I forgot that. And
you're four years older and wiser.

And he's four years dumber.

I'm sure he's down to a single -digit IQ
by now.

If you give it some thought, I know
you'll do the right thing. You may even

up friends with the Goots. You may even
want to invite him over.

Uh, on second thought, forget it. We
just shampooed the rugs.

Thanks, Dad.

Sam, I could kill the Gooch.

But unfortunately, Dad has made me
promise not to lay a hand on the lad.

So I decided on a mature approach.
What's that?

Bribery.

Okay, Sam, let's go over the checklist.

Right. Aluminum softball bat.

Ah, the Gooch always had eyes for this.

Football helmet.

My Joe Theismann.

I'm gonna miss this.

Raw meat.

The gooch is gonna suck this dry and
then use the bone for a toothpick.

What in the world happened to you?

I went to talk to the gooch. Thanks a
lot, Dad.

I tried everything.

The only thing he really liked was the
meat on this bone.

Well, at least you didn't flatten your
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You mean my lunch ball.

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That's right. We've got to put a stop to
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My friend.

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My compadre.

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would like you to perform for the good

mankind. You mean like tape your mouth
shut?

That's funny.

Did I ever tell you how funny she is,
pal?

Shut up, Sam.

So what do you want, Arnold? I haven't
got all day.

There's this bully down at Sam's crew
named the Gooch, and he's really been

giving Sam the business.

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to it, and it didn't work out too well.

Arnold got creamed.

What the child is trying to say is I
couldn't quite handle it. But I'm sure

could. You want me to fight?

In case you haven't noticed, I happen to
be a young lady, and the last thing a

young lady wants is to get a reputation
of a common street fighter.

I get your day with wolves.

The gooch is dead meat.

like he's around.

So where is he?

He's usually eating all the lunches he
took from the kids during the day.

Well, a soldier's gotta do what a
soldier's gotta do.

Hey, Gooch, come on out here and let's
have a woman to beast talk.

Get out here, mister.

Uh,

Carmella, you get the idea that...

Maybe this isn't working.

Well, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do
this, but Willis is worth it.

It's judo time.

I haven't seen anything like that.

Yeah, it was awful.

I did my duty. Now it's time for you to
pay up. I want my man.

Where's Willis?

Talk to Willis. He can't wait. In fact,
I think he's upstairs showering even as

we speak. He better be.

Remember what happened to the gooch.

I'm going back to my quarters, scrub
down, and slide into my Calvin.

handle Willis.

You want me to take Carvel out?

You guys have got to be kidding.

Not in a million years.

Correction, not in two million years.

You see, Dad, you've got to help me.

First the Gooch kills me, and now the
Gooch's killer is going to kill me.

You just relax, Arnold.

We'll talk about it with Willis. Can you
believe that?

The Gooch was actually beaten up by a
girl.

Well, I don't find that so hard to
believe.

There have been a few taxi drivers who
were pretty sorry they tangled with this

girl.

And a couple of truck drivers aren't too
happy either.

I'm not taking her out, Dad. You can cut
off my allowance. You can disinherit

me. You don't have to buy me that car.
Suppose we just talk about it.

Okay, you guys can talk about it. I'll
be upstairs.

Now, listen, Willis.

I can't condone her fighting with the
Gooch.

But she did do a very nice thing for
your brothers. Well, fine. Let them date

her.

Willis, honey, we're not asking you to
marry her.

Oh, that's only because Mr. Big Mouth
didn't think of it.

Oh, please, Willis.

Just this once.

No. Just this once.

Oh, no, Sam, not the hound dog eyes.

Oh, man.

Now, Willis, I could order you to do it.
We could probably trick you into doing

it. But I think you should do it for one
good reason. That you make a young girl

very happy.

And you'd feel good about it, too.

I'll put the bill for the date.

Oh, okay, dear.

Thanks,

Willis. You bailed me out again.

Hey, that's what big brothers are for.

And I think you're the best big brother
that ever lived.

Thanks, Arnold. You really mean that?

No.

I got it.

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