Original subtitles

That's just like that hole in the roof again. Close.

It ain't raining in my house.

It ain't raining in my house. Oh, that explains all that water coming off your

face.

He didn't say call away the thing that be.

He said the promise that is not manifested yet.

Help it locate you.

I'm healed.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

But some of y 'all won't say none. They're still trying to locate you.

Do you realize it's impossible to have faith without the word of God?

Today's product offer, Two Kinds of Faith, outlines how we as believers must

govern our lives by faith in God's word.

And in Romans chapter 10, verse 17, it says, Faith cometh by hearing and

by the word of God.

So call us or go online and order this faith -filled Memphis today.

And remember, faith comes by hearing, not by having heard.

Order your copy today.

Do you sometimes wonder if there's more to the Christian life?

In our monthly offer, The Anointing God's Ability in You, you can learn how

ignite the anointing in your life and get on fire for the things of God.

This explosive CD or DVD series can be yours for a love gift of any amount.

And there's more. If you call and order right away, we'll send you a free copy

of Creflo's book, Understanding God's Purpose for the Anointing. You will

discover how to kindle the flame of the anointing in your life.

Find out how you can take steps to make a change in your life with Creflo

Dollar's new book, Eight Steps to Create the Life You Want, The Anatomy of a

Successful Life.

Learn practical applications you can apply to your daily life and achieve all

God has predestined for you.

Available wherever books are sold.

Make sure to get your copy today.

To meet the busy demands of your lifestyle, you can start downloading the

Changing Your World podcast free of charge.

Simply follow the directions on our website and begin hearing the word of

matter where you are. If you are ever in the Atlanta or New York areas, we

invite you to join us.

Visit CrefloDollarMinistries .org for service times and locations.

It is people like you who help make it possible to spread the word of God. We

thank you for your continued support.

Join us for a new season of Bobby Jones Gospel. More roof -raising performances

from Patti LaVelle, Shirley Caesar, Ty Tribbett, and more Sunday morning.

Call the National Guard. We have to evacuate the entire town.

Someone came after us. What came after us? I don't know.

Aliens vs.

Predator.

A war is on for the lightweight title. And this time, it's personal. Current

champ BJ the Prodigy Penn collides with former champ Sean the Muscle Shark Shirk

in a grudge match between the two best lightweights on the planet.

Also, Keith Jardim faces Vanderlei Silva. And 12 -0, Lyoto the Dragon

battles Tito Ortiz. The Ultimate Fighting Championship at Bud Light

84, Ill Will.

Live Saturday, May 24th from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Only on

Pay -Per -View.

Heart disease is the number one killer of women in the United States, even

higher for African Americans.

Understand the role that food and cholesterol play in destroying your

health. Get a blood test to learn your cholesterol rating.

Then have your doctor recommend what's best for you. We don't know about you,

but we've got a lot more living to do.

He's a man of means. They're no long come to. They got nothing but the genes.

But they got different strokes a day.

Different strokes a day.

Different strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.

So what? I'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine today.

Different strokes to move the world, yes, it does, it takes.

Different strokes to move the world.

Okay, thanks very much, guys.

See you tomorrow morning.

It's so good to have you home. You look just wonderful.

I can't tell you how much I missed you.

What did you bring me?

Surprise. One suitcase full of dirty laundry.

How was Chicago?

Oh, well, it was cold, but the deal was hot.

Anything exciting happen here while I was away?

Get it, Dad.

Ever since his father showed up, old Motormouth has shifted into high gear.

And he hasn't taken a pit stop yet.

Well, Maggie, your ex -husband's in town.

That's right.

Wait till you see him in a country western club in New Jersey.

And wait till I show you the radio my daddy bought me. Did I tell you the

guarantee was in Japanese?

Only about 30 times.

Excuse me, I have to go study for a history test.

Probably tomorrow when he comes to pick up Sam.

It's just like Wes.

He hasn't seen Sam for nearly a year. Then he shows up unannounced and turns

Manhattan into a fantasy land for him.

Well, if he can get a smile like that onto Sam's face, he must have something

going for him.

With all his faults, and as I remember, there were about 287 of them.

I have to hand it to him.

Oh, Wes is a real charmer.

Excuse me, Maggie, do you think Wes would autograph this album of his for

He'll autograph it, and so will his horse.

I bet his horse is sexy, too.

Oh, Mr.

Drummond, Wes McKinney is the biggest teddy bear of a man I've ever seen.

Oh, those eyes.

And that voice. That voice is like maple syrup dripping all over your body.

BET presents an all -new dating show where the women think they're calling

shots.

But in reality, the last man standing flips the script.

Don't miss the booth.

Premieres tonight at 7 .30.

Minimum wage job. No excuses for me. Welcome to my booth.

She taught me everything. They help you to find a great job. There's no better

feeling. If she can do it, you can do it. Pick up the phone and start on the

road to a better life. 1 -800 -979 -0617.

Why do I love my voluminous mascara more than any other? Because it's

unflakable, unlike some other mascaras. Now my lashes, five times fuller. So go

ahead, wink them, blink them, bat them, love them. Voluminous mascara from L

'Oreal. And now for lighter volume, there's new voluminous natural.

How do you get even better gas mileage from a Suzuki?

How about free gas?

That's right. Get any Suzuki with 0 % financing and you'll get a summer's

of gas free.

All just in time for a summer adventure.

Since Suzuki is great on gas to begin with, it just doesn't get much better

this. Free gas with 0 % financing.

Hurry in.

Leak protection that can take a lot of rough housing. All you need is Love's

with new Bear Hug Stretch. You get premium stretch and ultra -leak

for less than the pricey brand.

And the new undisputed living room.

Protection for less.

All you need is Love's.

Learn more about our money -back guarantee at loves .com.

My name is Tiffany. It's 12 o 'clock at night, and it's day one of my Crest Pro

Health research.

Does it really work?

Get the right protection at night with Crest ProHealth toothpaste.

It's the only all -in -one toothpaste that protects all these areas dentists

check most, even while you sleep. Morning, everyone. I'm sitting here

out of bed. My teeth are cleaner, and I didn't even brush yet. Listen, that's

squeaky clean.

Protect your mouth right with Crest ProHealth at night. Also, try Crest

ProHealth rinse.

Melissa says the new vanilla orchid scent from Gain mellows her out so much

forgets she's doing laundry.

Hey, Melissa, you're doing laundry.

New Gain Vanilla Orchid Mellow Detergent. Say hello to mellow.

No one likes a bath tissue that leaves pieces behind.

That's why they're Charmin Ultra Strong.

With its diamond -weave texture, it leaves fewer pieces behind.

Plus, it's soft and more durable, so it holds up better than the ultra -rippled

brand. Charmin Ultra Strong.

Have a structured settlement or annuity?

J .G. Wentworth says it's your money. Use it when you need it. He's right.

my money and I need it now.

It's my money and I need it now.

It's my money and I need it now. It's my money and I need it now. If you have a

structured settlement and need cash now, call J .G. Wentworth for a free

appraisal. There's no obligation.

It's your money.

Use it when you need it.

Call 866 -386 -3816.

Where is it? From the backwoods. First time he saw a suit like that was at a

funeral.

It's Daddy!

Hey, little partner.

Don't peek.

Don't peek.

There she is.

Wes, I told you yesterday not to.

I can't help it. Put me down.

We don't do this anymore.

Phillip. Wes, we don't do that anymore.

I must be. Howdy. It's a pleasure.

Sam speaks to you very highly.

You must be proud. He is one fine boy.

Well, that's awful nice of you to say that, partner.

You're not going to pick me up, too, are you?

Not on the first date.

Ah, you know, Phil, every time I've been over here this week and seen Maggie, I

just can't help but think what a juicy little pumpkin she is.

And I've been to county fairs all over the country, and I ain't never seen a

skillet as shiny as hers.

Yeah, well, we try to keep her pretty well shined up.

Howdy, y 'all.

Hey, Wes.

Sure is good to see you again.

Well, howdy, Pearl.

I just thought you might like something to snack on. We got ham hocks and...

Shitlins, grits.

The usual Park Avenue munchies.

That's mighty nice of you to do that. You know that, Pearl?

You know, if you don't mind my saying so, you sure are a fine figure of a

I don't mind.

I like a guy with a little meat on her bones.

Then you'll love me, because I got meat on my meat.

Wes, it's really good to meet you. Excuse me, I've got a board meeting

for me.

Oh, hey, I'm going to take a cab. Wes, why don't you and Sam use the limousine

today? Well, I appreciate it. That's mighty neighborly of you. Don't thank

Don't thank me.

Bye, everybody.

Bye, Ed. Bye.

Where are we going today, Daddy?

We're going to Coney Island.

Coney Island?

Wow.

It's just arrived this morning.

It's okay for a kid.

I got one for you too, good buddy.

Really?

I mean, some people can wear them and some can't.

I can.

Looking pretty sharp, Tex.

Ma, when you say that, grind you.

Thanks, Daddy. The boots are neat too.

I'll never take them off.

Well, I'm glad you like them. I had them. hand -stitched for you in

Come on, Arnold.

You can go watch me try on my new boots.

I'll be right back, Daddy.

Okay, come on. I'll teach you how to mosey.

You walk like this.

It's been a terrific week, Maggie, seeing you and the boy.

Yeah, Sam's turned into quite a little man.

I think about him a lot.

Well, we're...

If you get more bookings in the East, you can see Sam whenever you want to.

he would really love it.

Maggie, I'm not talking about visiting.

Now, I know you have custody, but I want Sam to come live with me.

What?

Look, this is my last tour.

I mean it this time.

I'm going to go back home and buy a little club and a house on a few acres

settle down.

Maggie, for Sam's sake, for all of our sake, please, give it some thought.

I'm all ready to go to Coney Island, Daddy. Oh, you're looking good, cowboy.

Well, let's hit them up and move them out. Yeah.

Okay.

Bye, Mama.

Bye, Sam.

You two sure have been having yourselves a time of it.

Yeah, Daddy's fun.

Of course, Mr. D's fun.

Yes, he is.

I'll bet if you divorced him, he'd find a new wife just like that.

You've got something on your mind, young man.

Well, sometimes I can't help but wonder if you and Daddy will ever get married

again.

I'm afraid not, baby.

Are you sure?

Because I've really been having a great time with Daddy.

And that hat he bought me is going to fit great once I stuff newspaper into

Sam, I know how you feel about your daddy.

He feels the same way about you.

And he's going to start seeing you lots more often.

Love it or loathe it, the Scion XD.

I refer to myself as just stack because they used to be up here and now they're

down here.

Playtex 18 -hour just got more beautiful.

Now in an exciting range of stylish new colors and sizes.

Playtex, who knows you like we do? This is going to make my other bros jealous.

His classic style meets Chicago style.

New Tide with Dawn Stain Scrubbers. A pre -treating boost unlocks and removes

tough stains better than the next leading regular detergent and leading

-treater combined.

Tide with Dawn Stain Scrubbers.

The soothing scent of lavender, calming and relaxing.

Experience it in your clothes.

Vanilla and lavender from Downey's Simple Pleasures.

Thanks.

Have a nice day.

Call

1

-877 -ON -YOUR -SIDE.

and you'll also get a 100 % written guarantee on claims repairs.

Add a savings of up to $500 when you switch.

Plus, get a free nationwide on -your -side review to find out exactly the

coverage you need, including discounts you might not even know about.

And don't forget about the whole $500 savings when you switch.

Hello, Nationwide. Call Nationwide Insurance or contact an agent to get

free on -your -side review and see how much you can save when you switch.

Better call for better coverage.

1 -877 -ON -YOUR -SIDE.

Nationwide is on your side. My name is Tiffany, and it's day one of my Crest

ProHealth research.

Does it really work?

Get the right protection at night with Crest ProHealth toothpaste.

Morning, everyone.

Listen.

That's squeaky clean.

Crest ProHealth.

That check you get every month from a structured settlement as a result of a

lawsuit or from an annuity may not be enough to pay for all the bills that are

piling up.

If you're having trouble making ends meet, it can feel like you're adrift in

sea of uncertainty.

You might think you're sunk, but now there's help.

Each tree can turn your structured settlement or annuity into cash today.

you can use to pay off debt, avoid foreclosure, pay bills, get a new house,

buy a new car.

Money does grow on trees. Call Peachtree to turn your future payments into

immediate cash when you need it most. Wherever you need help, Peachtree is

for you. The money from your structured settlement or annuity is yours. You

deserve to have it and Peachtree can help you get it. To find out more, call

Peachtree today at 1 -800 -581 -1091.

That's 1 -800 -581 -1091 or log on to settlementfunding .com.

Life doesn't wait. Why should you?

Indiana Jones swings through the park for an unparalleled adventure.

It's Harrison Ford, Sean LaBeouf, and a few musical surprises.

When I'm sticking Indiana Jones.

Nobody does HD

better than Dish Network.

With high -depth sports and movies you can't get on cable or direct TV.

In six times the clarity of standard definition.

Enjoy these great HD channels now with even more coming soon.

And never miss any of your favorite shows with our award -winning HD DVR.

now to get great deals on the best HD with Dish HD. Only from Dish Network.

There it is. Little pink plus sign.

Who was the father?

Polly Bleeker.

Polly Bleeker? You should grow a mustache.

I can't. When you don't fit in, you can't help but stand out. Katrina came

the stink eye in our class. That's just the way her face looks.

The studio that brought you Little Miss Sunshine.

Your parents are probably wondering where you are. I'm already pregnant, so

other kind of shenanigans can I get into?

Academy Award winner Juno.

I mean it, Phillip.

Sam is not going to live with Wes. No way. No how. No chance.

Sweetheart, sweetheart, now just calm down.

I am calm.

Maggie?

Maggie?

Maggie?

Maggie, Sam is just excited because his father's here.

Bill, he said he wants to live with Wes permanently.

Oh, Maggie, I know how you feel.

Because when Willis and I first came to live with me, social worker tried to

take them away and place them in another family.

It was terrible.

But I knew that I had to tell the boys that they were free to go.

It was their decision.

What am I going to do?

The hardest thing that you've ever done in your life.

Let them go.

Philip, I can't let Sam go.

Honey, if you say no, he could resent you for the rest of his life.

I know it's hard, but it's the only way. And I promise you that he'll miss

everybody, he'll get homesick, and he'll have this out of his system in no time

at all.

What?

He's so little.

It's the perfect time to do it.

Wes is here for a couple of weeks.

Sam is on school vacation.

We'll make sure they understand it's just a visit.

He'll be back home in no time at all.

Well, what if he's not?

Then we'll have a fight on our hands.

Maggie, I love Sam too.

Philip.

I just don't know that I can go through with this.

Now, Maggie, pull yourself together. Wes will be here any minute. Right.

Well, Sam's all set.

I told him it's a jungle out there, and I told him how to survive on his whip.

Just like I do every day of my life.

Yeah, Arnold told me how to sneak into movies, sneak under turnstiles, and...

Ah, Sam, Sam.

Well, Arnold, I guess this is it.

Yes, Sam.

It.

Well?

Excuse us, guys.

Uh, Sam, I want you to have something.

Pocket lint?

No, wrong pocket.

I want you to have my lucky silver dollar.

brother a guy could ever have.

I know.

Thank you at night.

Let me take some. Please.

Hi, Daddy. I'm all packed.

Well, all right. Let me help you tote those.

Thank you.

Mr. D?

Yeah, Sam?

I want to tell you something.

If I didn't have a father of my own, he'd be my first choice.

I know that, Sam.

Thank you.

Let me get a good look at you.

You be a good boy for your daddy.

I will, Mama.

And just remember that I love you more than anything on earth.

I love you too, Mama.

We'll see you in a couple weeks.

Honey, the boy's eight years old.

He'll be called to come home in three days.

He will.

Maggie?

Philip, you said three days.

It's been over a week.

Maggie, Sam's called you every night.

I know. Every night at seven o 'clock.

But he hasn't called yet tonight.

Maggie, it's 7 -0 -1.

He'll call.

Hello. Oh, hi, Sam, darling. How's my little sugar plum?

You having a good time?

You are.

Well, sure, we're coming to see you tomorrow night.

You are?

Of course. Of course, Mama wants to hear you sing.

You have to go so soon.

Oh, no. No, that's okay.

Yes, darling.

Well, bye.

Bye, sweetheart.

Sounds like Sam's having a ball.

What'd he say?

Well, things are just great.

For Wes.

Now he's got Sam singing in his act with him. I'm losing my child, Philip. I can

feel it. Maggie, you are not losing Sam.

And I'm not going to.

If Wes tries to get custody, I'm going to fight him in court. Philip, how many

lawyers did you say you have?

Fourteen. Well, that's all right. We can get more.

Maggie, look, you're hysterical. Everything's going to be fine.

Yeah, Maggie.

That little redhead will be out of the bunkhouse and back in the penthouse

before you know it.

Before you know it, it's not soon enough.

We are not going to that club tomorrow. We are going tonight.

Arnold, grab your coat. Philip, grab your chauffeur. We're going.

Let's move it. Let's go.

Let's go.

Can't believe we finally got here.

I don't think the chauffeur appreciated your foot on the accelerator.

Mama! Mr. D!

Arnold!

What are you doing here? We just couldn't wait, darling.

Boy, you look cute in that cowboy outfit.

Well, surprise, surprise!

Hi, Maggie.

Hi, Wes.

Howdy, partner.

Please, Wes, don't slap me in the back. I'd like to stay in my shoes.

Come on over to the bar. The gang would like to meet you.

Phil, why don't you come along, too?

Come on, Arnold.

So how's it going, Sam?

Great! Fantastic!

I sing with Daddy every night.

And then we sleep in real late, get up about four o 'clock in the afternoon,

have breakfast, go to the club and do it all over again.

And the crowd loves it!

In other words, you're miserable.

Especially me, right?

I didn't say anything about speaking to your dad.

Well, son, it's your mama.

Her skillet's lost its shine since you left her.

She needs you, son.

What about you, Daddy?

I know you're my little fella, but you gotta be a man about this and go help

your mama.

I love you, Daddy.

I love you, too.

Let's go out there and sing one more song for mama. Okay.

I'd like to thank you for being so nice to my son, Sam.

I'm really proud of him.

As a matter of fact, he's about the proudest thing in my life.

I'm glad you all are here tonight because this is Sam's farewell

He's going home to his mama.

He is.

Arnold, did you have something to do with this?

Who, me? No way.

Hold that red -headed menace back.

He really wants to come home.

I had a talk with Wes, you know, a boy in a mountain top.

He really meant it.