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to the Sandy Squirrel Show right after
this commercial, so hang on to your

walnut hats.

Why did Sam look funny sitting in the
nut gallery?

Yeah, wearing that stupid walnut hat.

Hey, sorry to be late, gang.

The limo broke down. I had to take the
bus all the way from Wall Street to

Dad, there's no bus that wants from Wall
Street to here.

Whereas if you tip the driver a hundred
bucks.

For a thousand bucks, he told me he'd
take me to the Bahamas.

Hey, I can't wait to see Sam. How does
he look on TV?

Short, but cute. The red -headed
peanut's really excited.

You know, I just can't believe it. First
you, Willis. Then Arnold.

Now Sam growing up with Sandy Squirrel.

Call me crazy, but that big brown
squirrel can climb up into my treehouse

time.

And now for my final magic trick, I'll
need an assistant.

Hey, how about you, Sam?

Me? You mean it? You're not kidding, are
you?

Does this look like I'm kidding? Come
on.

Mama?

That's my son.

Isn't he wonderful?

And now for my magic trick, I'll need my
wand, of course. Now, where is it? Oh,

I gave it to you, Sam.

squirrel secret.

a long time, right, gang?

Well,

I've got a bit of news.

You know, believe it or not, Sandy
Squirrel isn't in charge of the woods

here at Channel 8.

In fact, there's a forest ranger who's,
well, more concerned with the ratings

than he is fires.

And he had me up his watchtower
yesterday and he told me that Friday is

show. Sandy Squirrel has been cancelled.

Oh, dear.

Cancelled?

What'll happen to Sandy?

Oh, come on. That lucky guy, he'll
retire to a six -room tree overlooking

park.

Come on, Dad. That's not funny.

I mean, life must be tough on an out -of
-work squirrel.

He could wind up in the gutter eating
old beer nuts.

Come on, Sam, you little nut.

Give us a smile.

Come on. What do we sing when we're sad?

We sing this.

Sam sure was taking it hard on TV, but
he can't be half as upset as I am.

Why? You don't even watch the Sandy
Squirrel Show anymore.

I know, but I like anything that keeps
Sam out of my hair.

Well, if Sam's upset, he should do what
I do.

Take it like a trooper. Keep a stiff
upper lip and eyes above it all.

what, Sam? How you feeling?

Terrible. I feel like I just lost my
best squirrel.

What am I gonna do without Sandy?

Oh, come on, Sam. Honey, it's like old
Uncle Beauregard always said.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Of course, one day he was hit by
lightning.

You gotta do something to cheer him up.

Give him money.

You really think that's going to cheer
him up?

Always works for me.

I'll get it.

Drummond residence.

Yes, she is.

It's for you, Maggie.

Thank you, Pearl.

I'll just get it in the den.

Sugar? I'll try.

Oh, hi, darling.

Sam's still real upset.

Oh, don't worry. I'll put a smile on his
face.

That's right.

Then you can try and get Boy George to
join the Marines.

Now, listen, Sam.

If it'll make you feel any better, when
I was a kid, they canceled my favorite

show, too.

Fibber, McGee, and Molly.

Huh?

It was on the radio.

It has dials.

Only in those days, we kept them in the
house and not on our shoulder.

Wrap it up, Sam.

There's nothing off that Dad tells a
funny joke. Yeah.

about my exercise show, the most
fabulous and wonderful and terrific

Well, are you going to tell us or do we
have to wait for film at 11? Yeah, come

on, what is it? My show is moving from
the cable station to Channel 8.

Yay!

Congratulations.

That's great, Mama.

Hey, Channel 8, that's a pretty big
station.

And with the size of some of those women
on your exercise show, you could use

the biggest station.

Channel 8 is Sandy's station.

is your show going to be on, Mama?

Four o 'clock.

Four o 'clock? Mama, that's when Sandy's
on.

It looks like you're replacing Sandy.

Gosh. I didn't realize, Sam. Honey, I'm
so sorry.

You should be. You're a squirrel killer.

Well?

Sam feeling any better?

it this way, Maggie. He's going to the
family album cutting your picture out.

That looks pretty funny feeding wedding
cake to a hole in the paper.

Hey, Sam, old pal.

Listen, there are plenty of other
television shows you like to watch,

there? Like Marvin the Moose, or Calvin
the Cat, or Eli the Elephant.

Oh, come on. I know you love the Eli the
Elephant. Welcome.

welcome, Sam.

You guys don't understand.

Sam was more than just a bunch of
cartoons.

He taught me lots of stuff.

Hey, Sam's right.

That squirrel taught me how to brush my
teeth and tie my shoes.

I thought that I taught you that.

Well, I'll let you think that.

But you're old enough to handle the
truth now.

Sam, Sam, guess what? We're having your
favorite dessert tonight.

Hot fudge sundaes. Hot fudge sundaes?
That's right. With cherries and whipped

cream and nuts.

Nuts.

Poor Sandy.

You had them till you got the nuts.

Gee, Sam, why don't you read that poem
you wrote about Sam?

Yeah, hey, we'd like to hear that.

All right.

It's called Fun Times with Sandy.

Hey, that's a great title.

What a lovely thing to do. Read it for
me.

I'm sitting here on my bed, picturing
you up in my head.

I think of all the funny things you
said.

Too bad Mama made you dead.

Sam, why don't you go easy on her and
boil her in oil?

Sam, it is not your mama's fault that
Sandy's show got canceled.

Well, instead of sulking and complaining
and blaming, why don't you do something

positive? Why don't you start a letter
-writing campaign? Try to save the show.

Now, that's not a bad idea.

That's what they did when they canceled
Cagney and Lacey?

That's right. The fans sent in so many
letters, they had to put the show back

the air.

You mean there are really crazy people
out there that write to TV shows?

I did.

That Cagney's a knockout.

What about it? You gonna give it a shot?

You wouldn't be mad, Mama?

Of course not, darling.

I'm behind you 100%. Then I'll go for
it. I'm gonna save Sandy.

You can do it, Sam, and you'll be great.
You'll get petitions, you'll meet a lot

of people.

You're really going to have a lot of
fun.

Will you help me, Arnold? No.

Come on, Arnold. That's what big
brothers are for.

I can't hear you.

You mean a lot to him, Arnold.

No, Mr. D.

I understand.

Oh, Sam, please.

Not the high... All

right, when do we get

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This woman was cleaning doo -doo off me.

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This is very disappointing.

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Oh, excuse me, Sandy.

Oh, my name's Philip Drummond. Oh!

Hi. Oh, you must be one of the daddies.
I love to meet the parents.

Well, I just want to tell you what a
wonderful influence you've been on my

You know, many times the kids will pay
attention to you and they won't listen

their parents. I guess maybe I should
have worn a tail all these years.

Well, thank you for appreciating all
these years I've been on the air.

Yeah, well, we certainly do. And as a
matter of fact, that's why we're here.

My boys would like to talk to you about
a plan they have, if you don't mind.

Oh, I'd love to. Oh, that's fine. We
appreciate it.

Oh, and by the way, the boys know that
you're a grown -up man, so you don't

to talk like that.

Talk like what?

Here he is, boys.

I'll meet you in the car. Okay.

Thanks for the big squirrel hug, Sam.

Hey, what you got in the box, Sandy?

Oh, 20 years of squirrel memories.

It's amazing what one can collect.

Yeah. Look at this. Hey, that's you and
President Nixon.

That's right. That's President Nixon
pinching my cheeks.

And that's me.

Pinching his jowls.

Oh, those were the good old days.

Maybe we can stop them from canceling
you.

Oh, come on. Don't toy with them.

Down and out squirrels emotions.

No, it's over for me. Finito.

Sandy, we've got everyone to sign a
petition that'll help keep you on the

Oh, let me see that.

Yeah, we even got our goldfish Abraham
to sign it.

He's the one where the ink ran.

Oh.

Hey! Hey, Sandy baby, how's my main
squirrel?

Oh, of course, this is the station
manager, John Anderson.

Hi, kid.

Bad news about Sandorino, huh?

I'm sick about it, just sick.

You should be, you're the one who's
taking me off.

Uh, Mr.

Anderson, as loyal viewers of Channel 8,
we'd like to talk to you about

something. Sure thing, I'm never too
busy for a viewer.

Well, it's about Sandy's show. Not now,
kid, I got things to do. Hey, wait a

minute, Mr. Anderson, look at this...
Petition.

People are banding together.

Huge mobs in the streets yelling, Sandy!

Sandy! Sandy! Really?

How many names do you have there?

Eleven.

Eleven? That would sound more like...
Sandy.

Sandy.

Look, kids, for your petition to have
any impact, you'd need 10 ,000

10 ,000?

Oh, boy.

I tell you what, you bring me 10 ,000
letters by Friday morning, and I'll keep

that lovable nut -eater on the air.

But today is Tuesday.

We can't possibly get 10 ,000 letters by
Friday morning.

All right, all right, Friday afternoon.

I'm such a pushover for kids.

Anyway, Sandy, I just read the script
for your farewell show.

Love it, love it, I cried.

I gotta run.

Let's have lunch, and don't tell me
you're not free.

Hey, that's an unemployment joke,
Sandero. Lighten up. Good lovable

And where's the squirrel suit?

See? Told you it's all over for me. Time
to hang up my cheeks.

Don't give up, Sandy.

Arnold and I will get those letters by
Friday afternoon.

Right, Arnold?

Right, Sam.

We'll get... 10 ,000 letters by Friday
afternoon.

We'll give it a big try.

Don't worry, boys.

I feel better already.

That's good.

Bye, Sandy.

See you. Hang in there. I will. Come on.

I will.

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And I am shocked by your decision to
cancel the squirrel, you idiotic pencil

neck.

Warmest regards, uh, Mr., um, Mr., um,

A.

Deedus.

Well, that's it for me. That makes 100.
I'm out of here.

Well, we need 10 ,000 letters, and I
have to leave for my Cub Scout meeting

soon. Hey, I'm sorry, Sam, but I gotta
get going, man.

I mean, if I keep my women waiting too
long, they start going through Willis

Withdrawal.

Yeah.

They get restless and they chew through
their leashes.

Keep it up, Arnold.

And you're withdrawing your teeth from
this.

Gotcha.

Hi, boys.

How's the Save the Squirrels campaign
coming, boys?

Great, Mr.

D. Just great. We're trying, Dad.

Well, that's wonderful. How many letters
do you have so far?

A hundred and twenty.

Amazing. I call it impossible.

Let's face it, Sam.

By the time we write 10 ,000 letters,
Sandy will be in the old squirrel's home

gumming walnuts.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you
two writing all these letters by

yourselves? Well, actually, Willis and I
write them and Sam does the rest.

Arnold, you are writing a lot of phony
letters.

Now, I told you this should be an honest
viewer protest. And if you can't find a

way to do it legitimately, then don't do
it at all.

Then it's hopeless. We'll never save
Sandy.

You mean you're giving up?

Yep. It's no use. And besides that,
you're getting glue breath.

So, Sam.

Sam, honey, come on. It's time to go to
your Cub Scout meeting.

Okay, Mama. But the guys are going to be
real upset when I tell them about

Sandy.

Hmm. Cub Scouts.

You mind if I take Sam to his meeting?

Come on, Sam.

Well, thank heavens that's all over. Sam
will go to his Cub meeting and forget

all about it. Arnold doesn't have to
write 10 ,000 letters.

You've got your TV show on a news
station.

Finally, everybody's happy around here.

And so, Sandy, on behalf of your loyal

family here at Channel 8, I'd like to
present you with this farewell gift.

A lovely walnut watch.

This is my husband.

We wish you didn't want to retire,
Sandy. Please reconsider.

I'm begging you. I'm down on my knees.

Is there anything I can say to change
your mind?

As a matter of fact, I didn't think so.

Oh, well, too bad, huh, kids?

Excuse me, Mr. Anderson.

Can we give Sandy a gift, too? Sure.
Sounds like you're taking this as hard

am.

all those letters.

Remember the other night when Arnold
came to my Cub Scout meeting? Yes, but

there are only ten scouts in your den.

I know. They call all the other troops
and every scout in New York started

writing. Arnold called the scroll alert.

Pet 7, Duet Clinton.

Pet 2, Far Rockaway.

Pearl Gallagher, Park Avenue.

still going to cancel Sandy.

Oh, well, it's not that easy. Oh, hold

it, hold

it, hold it. You got to listen to them,
big guy. Come out of retirement. What do

you say? What's the good word?

Raise.

Let's sing one for Arnold, and all the
kids will help them. Come on, parents,

too.

Come on, gang.

Okay, everybody.

First you hop to the left, then you hop
to the right. You wiggle, wiggle,

wiggle, do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

-do.

Hi, I'm Mike McGinley of McGinley's Bar
and Grill.

What a weasel, man. I'm sick of that
commercial.

And I want to see the leprechaun do that
flick without spilling any beer.

has tripled McGinley's business and put
a big dent in mine.

You gotta give the guy credit for
finding a leprechaun with that kind of

Did I mention that his business is doing
so well that he's thinking about

opening up his own auto repair shop?

No good, Summer.

I bet you that ain't even a real
leprechaun. It's probably a little

sideburns and a pipe.

You know what we need to do?

Fight fire with fire.

You're right. I'm going to call a friend
of mine. We can burn him down to the

ground. No, no, hey.

No, what I meant was we need to make our
own commercial.

Doesn't send a stronger message, but all
right.

We do one commercial to advertise my bar
and your garage. Something that says

dignity, integrity, and trust.

I got it.

Eddie Sherman.

Eddie Sherman's doing it.

It's an equestrian funny bone.

It's just gonna leave you alone while
you're sitting inside your home.

best work.

It's no picnic getting older, fellas.

Who's the hat?

That's my partner, Eddie Sherman. Eddie,
meet the Johnny Beaumont. Johnny

Beaumont? Man, how you doing?

Not bad, considering I got a prostate
the size of a potato.

Sorry to hear that.

of your commercials, though, man. That
Fruit of the Loom with the dancing

I still wear the brand. Want to see?

Put it away.

Now, Johnny, we need a commercial that
will make people come in and spend all

their money. Or they can just mail in
the money. Now, that would be a

commercial. Do I not know my business,
Malcolm? You want to come across as hip,

right? Yeah. I can give you hip. As a
matter of fact, I just got a new hip.

Excuse me again, fellas. Treasure your
youth.

Hi, Eddie.

Oh, Lord.

Eddie, be nice. At least somebody cares
about you.

Guys, this is my sister, Tamika. Tamika,
this one's Eddie.

Oh, and this one is delicious, honey.

Oh, Lord.

Now, Malcolm, be nice. You're lucky to
have a little grandma that loves you,

too.

You're moving in?

Look, Tamika, take a hint from your
sister. Eddie, he's the delicious one.

No, no, no. Twin midgets.

Twidget.

Everybody says we're two of a kind, but
I don't see it. For one thing, this girl

loves to yap. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap.

Me? I'm a mom compared to you.