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that you gave me.

Stuff's still stronger than I thought.

Well, no, that's all right. But I just
don't understand why I have to go into

the store with you when you're buying
women's lingerie. Because I'm buying it

for you.

Me? I thought I looked just silly in
that satin nightie.

Oh, hi, Pearl.

Oh, I'm so glad you're back.

Well, what's the matter, Pearl?

Is everything all right? Well, this is a
little difficult for me.

It's about bedwetting.

What? At your age?

No, it's Sam. He wet his bed. Sam?

Wet his bed?

I noticed the sheets were missing from
his bed the other day and I didn't say

anything. Then it happened again this
morning.

I went into the closet and felt
something wet and cold. I knew it wasn't

nose because we don't have a dog. Well,

it's not my fault. I like dogs.

Anyway, the sheets were...

rolled up and hidden behind some bags in
his closet. I know I should have told

you this the other day. I'm sorry.

No, no, Pearl, you did the right thing.

Then why do I feel like such a stoolie?

Oh, Philip, I'm worried.

Sam never wet his bed before.

No, no, no, don't panic. It's no big
deal.

In fact, I happen to know somebody else
who wet his bed when he was about Sam's

age. Who?

Oh.

Somebody that I'm very close to.

Arnold?

No.

Me.

Look how I turned out.

This is embarrassing.

I think I turned out all right.

I'm talking to Sam.

My son should not be wetting his bed at
seven years of age.

No, he shouldn't, but please, take it
easy when you talk to him.

When I talk to him?

Oh, Philip.

Where I come from, bed wedding talks are
a father and son thing.

You know, like duck hunting.

Oh, okay.

I'll talk to him next time he has a duck
in his bed.

And another thing, Sam.

Why do you always have to follow me so
closely when I'm walking home from

with my friends?

Those are your friends?

I thought those were just girls.

I hope I was never this young.

Arnold, I wonder if I might have a word
with Sam alone.

Sure, Maggie.

Well, I still have some paperwork to do
in the den, so I'll see you to a dinner.

Come sit down over here, son.

Sure, Mama.

So, what's up?

Say, McKinney, I'm a little upset with
you.

How come, Mama? Report cards don't come
out until next week.

I want to know why I have to find out
from Pearl that my big grown -up boy has

been wetting his bed.

Oh.

It wasn't me, Mama.

Honest. Now, don't you feel, too?

You never hide anything from your mama.

Why didn't you come tell me what was
happening to you?

Because I was ashamed of myself.

Oh, well, I can understand that. But
you're not going to feel like that

when you stop wetting your bed.

Hey, Sam, have you been feeling all
right?

Yes.

Well, what on earth is wrong with you?

There's been something wrong.

What do you think it is?

I don't know, Mom.

I don't understand this.

When I have to go to the bathroom, I
just get up out of the bed and go.

Your mama's counting on you to get
yourself straightened out. Do you hear?

Okay, Mama.

Good boy.

Mama? Mm -hmm?

Please don't tell Arnold. He'd think I'm
just a big baby.

Don't you worry, sweetheart.

Your mama's not going to let a word of
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See, I was with the hair dryer.

Oh, uh, my toes were cold.

Well,

it's almost time to get up anyway.

I'm gonna go in and take a shower. Hey,
that's a great idea. Why don't you go do

that?

I took a shower last night.

A guy has only so many showers in a
lifetime, and... I don't want to die

Sure, Arnold.

Well, might as well get dressed and go
down for breakfast, right?

Nah, since I saved shower time, I'm
gonna get some more shut -eye. No!

Sam, you're too young to be this weird.

I just want to catch a few more Z's.

and fresh now. Thanks, Pearl.

Must have been a rough morning, huh?

I always hoped my first waterbed would
be different.

Poor little Sam. I hope the doctor can
help solve his problem.

Why don't we just have him scotch
-guarded?

Here we are.

Hi, everybody.

Hi. So, how did it go? Is everything
going to be all right? Everything is

to be just fine.

Sam, why don't you take that up to your
room, would you please?

Okay.

What'd the doctor say?

Well, Sam does not have a medical
problem. In fact, he says most of the

these things are all psychological.

Psychological?

Sam? Yeah, apparently that's not really
very unusual when a child is becoming

part of a new family.

He's just a little shaky right now.

He doesn't know quite where he fits in.

I think Sam fits in great.

Every family needs a pain in the neck.

we've got two.

What's Wilma Scott to do with this?

Dr. Glassman says that we have to show
Sam that we love him and that he's an

important part of his family. And that
means everybody, Arnold.

Okay, but if I'm nice to Sam, he's gonna
know something's wrong.

But I'll give it a try.

Well, I just feel awful.

I was so wrong to scold Sam yesterday.

No. Maggie, Maggie, don't be so hard on
yourself.

You made a mistake.

Guess what? You're human.

Well, the doctor said I made him
withdraw even more.

But he also said these things are almost
always temporary. Sam's going to be

okay. I'll tell you what. Let's all get
together and really make him feel good

about himself.

I know just the thing. I'll fix his
favorite dinner tonight.

Oh, great.

Southern fried spaghetti.

You're right. I'll fix his second
favorite dinner.

That would be wonderful, Pearl.

And I'll rip up his favorite dessert.

Oh, it's sponge cake.

Sam, honey, would you like a gulp of
milk?

Yes, please.

What's a gulp?

Oh, that's just an old southern
expression.

You want one gulp or two, Sam? Three
gulps, please.

Fine.

work for you, Arnold. You're not from
the South.

He's right, Arnold.

Works for Sam because he's my special
little red -headed peanut.

Oh, come on.

It'll work for me, too. I'll prove it to
you.

Please put some milk in my glass.

Okay.

Told you.

How's your steak, Sam?

for you, Sam.

Thank you. A little more butter on your
mashed potatoes, Sam. That'd be great.

How about some gravy, Sam?

That'd be great. Thanks, Mr. D. Mm -hmm.

Don't mind if I do, Dad.

There you go, Arnold.

Sam, I hear that you're quite a terror
on the soccer field.

Yeah, I like soccer a lot.

Uh, oh, Dad, rolls?

Just a minute, Arnold. What position do
you like to play, Sam?

Goalie.

Uh, Maggie?

Just a minute.

Ask Sam how far he can kick the ball.

Sam, how far can you kick the ball?

Oh, a long, long way. I'm pretty strong,
you know.

Here you go, honey.

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I sure wish I was a fish too.

That way, nobody knows I went in my bed.

Come in.

Sam, can we speak to you for a moment,
please?

Yes, sir.

Sam, we're sorry.

We realize that even though it was wrong
for Arnold to say what he did... Yes,

it was.

Very wrong. Terribly wrong.

I get the idea.

It was just as wrong for us to keep
fawning all over you.

That was the only part I liked.

You're all making much too big a deal of
the whole thing, Sam.

I think it's time for us to forget the
psychological mumbo -jumbo and try the

scientific approach. Scientific?

Couldn't you just spread some newspapers
under me?

Now, Sam, you look here.

This sheet.

It's connected to this little bell.

As soon as this sheet gets wet, the bell
goes off and wakes up Sam.

Oh, great!

Terrific! Swell!

Dad, can I speak to you a moment in
private?

Sure. Now, why don't you two see if this
special sheet will fit Sam's bed? Come

on, honey, this will be fun.

Yeah, fun.

What is it, Arnold?

Um, Dad, are you sure that contraption's
gonna work?

Of course.

Well, you know, I have to sleep under
him. Get my drift?

I'm talking April showers here.

No, I can't, Arnold. As soon as one drop
hits the sheet, the bell will go off,

it'll wake Sam up, and he'll go to the
bathroom.

I got a better idea. Let him sleep in
the tub.

Arnold.

Then at least let him switch places with
me. Have him sleep in the bottom bunk.

No, Arnold, that'll make it look as if
you don't trust him.

I don't.

This used to be my old hangout when I
was upset about something.

I fell asleep in that sink once and old
Mrs. Turner accidentally dumped a whole

box of starch on me.

I had to stiff up her lip for a week.

You're teasing me again.

Oh, she had to hang me out to dry.

Look, see the clothespin marks?

That really didn't happen.

No, but I made you laugh, didn't I?

As you can see, I'm not too big on small
talk.

You know, I've been trying real hard to
stop wetting my bed, and I think I'm

going to need your help.

Anything. Shoot.

No more bad jokes.

Hey, they all can't be gems.

Just kidding around.

I mean, who knew you'd be such a wet
blanket?

Bad choice of words.

Pam, please.

I really am sorry.

I don't think you like me anymore. You
think I'm just a big baby.

No, I don't. I like you a whole lot.

You do?

What about that big baby part?

You're no baby.

Remember I've... how far you can kick a
soccer ball.

Well, it is pretty awesome.

Sam, all you have to remember is that
everybody does something embarrassing

they're a kid.

Really? Yeah.

That's half the fun of being a kid.

Yeah. So far, this week's been a riot.

Hey, Sam.

You've done so well the past week, I
decided to get you something really

special. Something you've really been
wanting.

You're kidding!

I want to talk to you for a minute.

Oh, what's up?

Well, uh, Sam, I know it's tough moving
in with the new family.

I had to go through that myself.

What I'm trying to say is, what I mean
is, even though you're small, you're a

very big part of this family.

And any time that you have a problem,
you just come and see me.

And together we'll work it out.

Got it, little bro?

Got it, big bro.

Put her there.

I don't think I have the strength to
feed myself.

Would you mind?

Oh, Malcolm.

You really are sick, aren't you? Oh,
yeah. I've been laying here suffering

day. Oh, and here I am thinking you just
wanted to get me here alone.

What's with all the candles?

Aromatherapy.

Yeah, yeah. The pink ones are essence of
Pepto -Bismol.

You should

have

stayed at the game. You would have had a
better chance with one of the nuns.

Hey man, don't even listen to that. her,
man. I tried hitting on one of them

nuns. Nuns don't give you none just like
you didn't get none.

Playtime. Oh, let's go play some pool.

Did I say playtime? I meant bedtime,
mister.

Oh, no, come on, man. I'll play with my
left hand and spot you with four balls.

How much?

Whatever's in your pocket.

Uh, we're gonna play for some lint, 37
cents, and a pop -pop pair to spend.

Well, you know, that does raise the
stakes from the last game. That's cool.

Let's go. I'm gonna beat you crazy, you
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