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you may not be right for some.

A man is born, he's a man of needs.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they
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that look, Pearl?

Perfect. Mr. Drummond and Maggie will
love it. Oh, I can't wait to hear about

their cruise, candlelight suppers,
midnight strolls on the deck, kissing in

moonlight.

Aren't honeymoons romantic?

Yeah, too bad you have to bring your
wife.

Willis, never joke about marriage to a
woman whose hope chest is running out of

hope.

I'm almost through, Arnold.

anything else you want me to do for you?

Yeah, you can sweep a little quieter.

I'm trying to write a romantic poem.

Yeah? Who to?

That was Cousin Angela.

She's visiting him from out of town.

Is she your girlfriend?

One of them.

You could say she's the front runner in
the race to my heart.

Lieutenant, Dad. What happened, Mama?

Did you hurt your foot?

No, darling. It's a custom for the bride
to be carried over the threshold.

It's also a custom for the groom to put
the bride down before he drops her.

So,

Dad, how was your cruise, and what did
you see, and what did you do? We had a

wonderful time.

We stopped in at Nassau and San Juan,
and then we went to Montego Bay in

Jamaica. Wasn't it beautiful, Maggie?

Oh, I wouldn't know that. I was in my
cabin, seasick.

You mean you were seasick the whole
time?

No, not the whole time. It didn't start
until she walked up the gangplank.

Where is Kimberly?

Her girlfriend, Michelle, broke her leg
skiing, so she's going to stay over

there tonight. But she'll call later.

I have your bags, Dad. Thanks, Mom.

Can I fix you folks some tea? Oh, thank
you. That sounds nice. None for me.

Thank you, Pearl.

One tea coming up. The water's already
boiling.

How's my fella?

Were you a good boy while Mom was gone?

I sure was.

Did you bring us lots of presents?

Sam, that isn't fillet.

Put as long as the subject's on the
table, did you?

Well, there just might be some goodies
in our luggage.

We'll have the grand opening when we
unpack.

Now then, tell us what's been going on
here while we were away.

I've been having the best home a guy
could ever have. I'm so lucky to have a

brother like Arnold.

You wouldn't believe all the fun things
he let me do.

Uh, Sam, they're tired.

We wouldn't want to bore them.

Oh, we're not bored.

Tell us.

I got to make...

What? Polish his shoes.

Wasn't that nice of Arnold?

Yeah. And he said that I did so good
that next time he'd let me iron the

What a guy.

Sure is.

Didn't he know what else he let me do?
Sam, I think they're getting the idea.

Well, we certainly are.

I just think it's terrible that Arnold
was deprived of all the fun, though.

that is too bad.

Well, maybe he can do something to make
up for it. Oh, sure. I can think of a

long list of things that he can do.

We'll talk about that later.

I can't wait.

Here's your tea, Maggie.

Thank you, Pearl.

Would you feel up to going to the
reception that Tom's giving for us

I'd love to, but shouldn't you take
Maggie?

Why didn't I think of that?

We have to go. Tom's your oldest friend.

Canceling is out of the question. Yes,
you're right. We do have to go. Well,

I'll call Tom and tell him we'll be
there. Oh, Pearl, would you do us a

please? Would you babysit with Sam
tonight?

Oh, gee, Mr. Drummond, I would, but I
asked you, remember, for tonight off so

could take my mother to her senior
citizens dance?

Oh, of course.

I'd hate to call it off. Mother's taking
a class in breakdancing.

Well, don't worry about it, Pearl. We'll
make other arrangements.

Maybe Willie's could babysit.

No, his basketball team's got a game
tonight at school.

I don't need a babysitter. I'm no baby.

Besides, I've got my big brother,
Arnold.

Sorry, Sam. Big brother has big plans.

Well, big brother can change big plans.

What are you talking about, Dad?

This is one of the fun things you can do
to help make up for the fun that you

missed while we were away.

Oh, come on, Dad.

Tonight's this big party with this girl
who really likes me, and I really like

her, too.

Don't blow this for me, Dad. I'm primed.

I'm wearing socks with no holes.

Well, I'm sure that your socks would
have dazzled her.

But it's time you learned the
responsibility that goes with being a

You can just phone your regrets.

There you go, Sam.

You're in good hands with Arnold.

Now then, that's all settled.

I guess I better go call Angela and tell
her the great news.

Cheer up, Arnold.

What do you need Angela for when you've
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That's a fantastic idea.

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Yes, Mr. Drummond? We've come up with a
wonderful idea to solve the overcrowding

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your room.

My room?

Well, it'd just be temporary till we get
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Would it be all right with you, Pearl?

Oh, yes, of course. I wouldn't mind at
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Hey, that'd be great. Thanks, Pearl.

We really appreciate that, Pearl. You
are a lifesaver.

Now, we better start getting ready for
that reception. Yeah.

Now, easy. Take it easy. You haven't got
your land legs yet.

Your sea legs look mighty good, though.

Thanks again, Pearl, for volunteering
your room.

Volunteer? I was drafted.

Oh, I knew this was going to happen.
It's just like when I was in Washington.

A new administration comes in, the old
one's out.

She's probably got another housekeeper
in mind.

Oh, Pearl, don't be ridiculous.

You know, I've come to love this family
like it was my own.

Pearl, we love you, too.

Is this temporary?

No, I'm out. The handwriting's on the
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were the day I married you. A little

greener, maybe, but beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm glad to know I haven't aged in a
whole week.

Philip, do you think we were too hard on
Arnold, not letting him go to that

party? Oh, there'll be plenty of
parties. I think he needs to be taught a

because of the way he treated Sam.

Well, I guess you're right.

But Sam didn't seem to mind.

He just adores Arnold. He sticks to him
like a flea on a bird dog.

That's the same way that I'm stuck on
you.

Gross.

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sweetheart.

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I love you, Maggie Drummond. And I love
you, Philip Drummond.

And I love my new family, and I love my
new home.

I love everything.

Except the way you've decorated this
room.

We'll have to talk about that.

Well, folks, I'll be moseying along to
my mother's now.

I fixed dinner for Arnold and Sam, and
I'll see you tomorrow.

Pearl, before you mosey, are you upset
about moving out?

Me? Upset?

Not at all.

Look at me. I've never been happier.

Look, Pearl.

If it really bothers you to move out,
forget all about it. We'll just leave

things as they were.

No, no.

It's all right.

I've had a couple wonderful years here,
and I'll look back on it with fondness

when I'm gone.

Gone? What do you mean, gone? Are you
thinking about quitting?

Well, no, not at all. But aren't you
thinking of quitting me?

What? Pearl, never. You're like one of
the family. Of course we never let you

go. Who could we find to replace you?
You're such a terrific person. And

a wonderful cook.

And I'm pretty hot with a Hoover, too.

Oh, thank you. I needed that. I feel so
much better.

I may do a little breakdancing with
Mother.

See you tomorrow.

Bye -bye. Bye.

Sam! Arnold!

Yes, Sam?

Listen, we're leaving for our reception
now.

And I'm going to write down the
telephone number of where we'll be on

by the phone here, just in case you need
to call us. We'll be fine.

Yeah, we'll be a -okay.

We're just going to kick back, relax,
and enjoy a good life.

Yeah, we're just going to kick back.

Well, don't forget to kick back and
brush your teeth.

I want you in bed by nine o 'clock, Sam
McKinney.

Okay.

Nine o 'clock?

Isn't that a little late for her?

Young lad of his tender years.

I'll have him in bed by eight.

Ah, gee, Arnold.

Big brother has spoken.

Eight o 'clock will be fine.

Arnold, you get better results than I
do.

And we have a little surprise for you,
boys. Pearl, bake the chocolate cake.

It's in the refrigerator.

We have a surprise for you.

The chocolate cake isn't in the
refrigerator anymore.

Oh, well, good night, boys.

Good night, Dad.

Have a good time.

Well, Arnold, what should we do first?

Hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't
you give your mother a big surprise?

Like what? Go to bed right now.

I get it. I get it.

Arnold Jackson's residence.

Sam here.

Hi, Sam. This is Dudley. Let me talk to
Arnold.

Sure thing, Dudley. It's Dudley.

Hi, Dudley. What's up?

Just a minute.

Sam, do you mind?

Not at all.

Keep talking.

Go.

I'm going.

I'm going.

I'm back, Dudley.

Hold on. Somebody wants to talk to you.

Hi, Arnold.

It's Angela.

I know my dazzling jewel.

I can tell by the sparkle in your voice.

Oh, you're so romantic.

Oh, that's nothing.

Wait till you hear this poem that I
wrote for you.

Here's to thee, my foxy lady.

When I think of you, my thoughts are
shady.

I'd like to squeeze you till you get the
benzes.

I just hope you don't wear contact
lenses.

That's cute, Arnold.

I wish you'd hurry.

The party's no fun without you.

Honey bun.

Just hold tight and we'll be cheek to
cheek, sugarplum.

I can't wait, sweet pea.

I thought it was still Angela.

You better get your honey buns in gear,
Arnold, before somebody moves in on your

woman. You just tell Angela that as soon
as Sam's asleep, she'll be dancing with

the man of her dreams.

And I'll tell her to save a dance for
you, too.

Angela, oh, Sam, would you please go do
something constructive?

Okay.

Angela, oh, Angela, you're so
fantangela.

Do something besides that.

Sure.

Thank you.

Baby, your thoughts flow like a river.
You make me shiver.

Bam, bam, knock it off.

You said to do something else, so I'm
doing it. I meant to do something

a musical instrument.

all this stuff anyway?

For my daddy.

He's a country and western singer.

Do you want to hear a song he wrote?

No.

I mean, I'd really like to hear it, but
I'm afraid the hoedown's over.

Time for little buckaroos to hit the
bunkhouse.

But it's not eight o 'clock yet.

Look, Sam, I'll make you a deal. You go
to bed right now, and I'll get you a

priceless autographed picture.

Of who?

Mr. Drummond, this is the son, Arnold.

Hi, Dad.

Listen, everything's fine.

Stay as long as you want. Don't worry
about us.

Sam's sleeping, and I'm going to do some
extra homework to stay ahead of my

class.

Yeah, I never stop thirsting for
knowledge.

Characters? Did you know the crime rate
is up 11 .6 % in New York City?

Sam woke up and he couldn't find you.

He was so worried that something had
happened to you that he called and we

to leave right in the middle of our own
reception.

Is Sam okay?

Yeah. Thank heaven.

You went to that party, didn't you?

I only dropped by for a little while.

How could you do such a thing?

Oh, Dad, it's this girl, Angela. She's
wild about me. And I don't get that many

opportunities.

Arnold, don't you realize how wrong it
was to leave a seven -year -old boy

in this apartment?

Anything could have happened.

I know.

I'm sorry.

Sorry is not good enough.

You need to learn the meaning of
responsibility.

I'll think up a suitable punishment.

How suitable?

Suitable. That bad, huh?

Now you get to bed, Don Juan.

And I mean now.

Don't be too hard on him. He did get us
out of that dull reception.

You got a point.

It's your old buddy Arnold.

I can't talk to you.

How come?

Because I'm not speaking to you.

Oh.

If you were speaking to me, what would
you say if I told you I felt really

rotten about what I did tonight?

I'd say good.

Well, that's a start.

I do, Sam.

You don't understand now, but someday
you'll realize that a girl can turn a

into a drooling slave of passion.

Man, I feel awful.

And you're the best little brother a guy
could ever have.

You really mean that?

Of course I do, Sam.

Just wish there was some way I could
make it up to you.

Since you put it that way...

Name it.

Well, tomorrow morning you're going to
start by making my bed and polishing my

shoes.

Is that name by me again?

After that, we'll get out the old
stopwatch and see if you can beat my

carrying the garbage down those crummy
stairs.

Nothing but the genes, and they got
different schools.

Nothing but your jeans.

I said three or four.

Sam, if you want to play gin rummy with
me, you're going to have to start

learning the game.

Okay.

Gin!

I think you're learning.

Hey, time to hit the sack, guys. Okay,
Dad. Got to get up early tomorrow. It's

church.

Church? Church.

You know, that large building where we
go to worship God?

Oh, right.

You mean church?

Now I get the feeling this family's not
in the habit of going.

We used to be in the habit, but we
kicked it.

You mean you never go to church?

Oh, of course we do, Sam.

It's real important to go to church.

I forget why, but I know it's important.

It certainly is, Sam. And this is one
family that is not going to neglect...