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Made me crazy.
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But I know if I lost you, I'd regret it
for the rest of my life.
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Sweetheart, you made me half crazy.
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Do you know how lonely I would have been
on that honeymoon cruise by myself?
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Oh, I'm sure you'd met some nice widow
with blue hair and a new trumpet.
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Welcome home, honey.
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Oh, Philip, I'm so relieved.
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Me too.
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Philip, if you still want me to, I'll
sign that silly agreement. It's no big
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deal. That was never important to me.
Can we forget it? It's forgotten.
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Oh, Maggie, I'm so glad you're back.
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And I'm not just saying that so that
you'll aim the bridal bouquet in my
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direction.
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You're going to forgive me for what I
said about your cooking?
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Oh, I forgive you, but I can't speak for
my duck.
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Let's all get ready for this wedding.
Yes, we don't have very long. You better
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hurry up, young man.
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All right.
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Gee, Arnold, we're really going to be
brothers.
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I'm really happy now, sir.
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Aren't you?
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I'd be happy if I could be your big
brother without them getting married.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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These are just one drum.
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What might be right for you may not be
right for some. A man is born. He's a
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of needs.
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They're no long come to.
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They got nothing but the genes, but they
got.
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Good evening.
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Welcome. So glad you couldn't come. May
I take that for you?
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Oh, heavy. This is a good one.
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Boy, look at all those wedding presents.
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I sure wish a guy could get married at
my age.
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I hear you can in Saudi Arabia.
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Can I book you a flight?
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you again.
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I'm sorry, but I don't remember seeing
you the first time.
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I'm Daisy, Maggie's assistant at the
exercise studio.
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Oh, now I remember.
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I never saw you with clothes on.
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Hi, Daisy.
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Hi, Sam.
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Oh, my, don't you look handsome.
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I guess she just doesn't trust herself
in me.
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Hello, Anna.
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Hi, Dudley. Hi, Mr. Ramsey. This is my
new little brother, Sam.
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Oh, hello, Sam.
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Ooh, that's quite a grip you have there.
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I didn't hurt you, did I?
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Sometimes I don't know my own strength.
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Yeah, I've seen him tear a marshmallow
in half with his bare hands.
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I guess you didn't think I'd look this
good in a tux.
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Yeah, and I was right.
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On you, that bow tie looks like an
airplane propeller.
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Thank you, Dudley.
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It's a nice suit you got there.
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Who signed the seat for you?
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Okay, we're even.
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Now just point me at the food. That's
for after the wedding, gobble gums.
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We're so glad you can make it, Adelaide.
I'm so thrilled to be asked.
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Who thinks to send a wedding invitation
to a former housekeeper?
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And when I heard that your father's
getting married, it just blew my mind.
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It is kind of sudden.
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What's she like?
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Very beautiful.
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How old?
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Late 30s.
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How tall?
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Oh, quite tall.
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No wonder he never gave me a second
look.
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Of any size.
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That's Sam. He's going to be my new
little brother. Oh, nice to meet you,
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I think it's so wonderful that your
mother is marrying my brother.
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I think marriage is a great institution.
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I've been in the institution four times
myself.
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Where's Philip?
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Oh, he's up in his room getting ready.
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fall.
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Who is it?
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Well, sugar, it's not the Ava lady.
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Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the
groom to see the bride before the
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wedding? No.
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It's bad luck for the groom to see
another woman before the wedding.
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Well, are you all ready for your really
big date?
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I was fine this morning, but now I'm
nervous as a snake at a belt factory.
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Nervous? Why?
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What happened?
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Well, Philip, I believe that I can be a
good mother and friend.
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To Kimberly and Willis. I have a feeling
there's a big butt coming up.
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It's Arnold. A little butt.
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Arnold? I'm afraid that he sees me as a
cross between a drill sergeant and
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Scarface.
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Oh, I'm sure it can't be that bad. I
think his nose is just a little bit out
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joint because Sam's getting so much
attention.
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Sweetheart, you can handle anything.
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Believe me, he's going to love you just
as much as everybody else does.
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Oh, I hope so.
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I'm crazy about that little fella.
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You're not so bad yourself.
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You always make me feel better.
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At your service, ma 'am.
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Come in.
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Hi, Daddy. Can I see you for a minute?
Sure, honey.
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Kimberly, you look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Well?
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I'm going to leave you two alone.
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Oh, Maggie, I laid your dress out on my
bed. Let me know if you need any help.
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Thank you, darling. I'll see you in a
bit.
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I'll see you at the altar.
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Well, how is the daughter of the groom
holding up?
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Oh, fine.
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I just wanted to take this moment to
tell you that you've been the best
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any girl could ever have, and I love you
very much, and I couldn't be happier
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for my own wedding.
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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It's going to be so nice to have a
mother to talk to, tell my problems to,
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shopping with.
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Father will get the bills.
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Kimberly, I want you to level with me.
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Do you really feel okay about Maggie
becoming your new mother?
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Well, sure, Daddy.
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Of course, it's hard not to think of Mom
at a time like this, but I know she
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would have wanted to give her blessings
to you and Maggie. Yes, I'm sure that
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she would have.
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You know something?
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I think she already has.
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Hello.
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Hello. Come in.
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Thank you.
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May I take that?
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Oh, sure.
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I'm Edna Garrett.
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Oh, of course. You're the old
housekeeper.
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Not old.
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Thanks.
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Oh, sorry.
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I meant old as opposed to new.
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I'm Pearl, the housekeeper.
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Oh, how do you do, Pearl?
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Hi.
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Won't you make yourself at home? Will
you sign our guest book?
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Oh, sure.
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The house looks lovely, Pearl.
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Thank you.
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Oh, how's the new gourmet food shop
doing?
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Very well, thank you, Willis. I'll tell
you, after cooking for Arnold, feeding
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all of upstate New York is a snap.
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Oh, Arnold, you better go tell Daddy
it's getting close. The ceremony starts
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right after Pearl finishes singing.
Okay. See you. Okay. Excuse me. Okay.
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Oh, you mean Pearl's going to sing?
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Mm -hmm.
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No one ever asked me to sing when I
worked here.
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Come on.
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your
attention, please?
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Could you please take your seats?
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We are very honored to present Miss
Pearl Gallagher, our very own
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who is going to sing one of my personal
favorites, Why.
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That's because.
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Because.
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Hello there, just you.
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Well, time for you to put on that brave
smile and walk that last mile.
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Oh, I don't have to fake it, Arnold.
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Maggie and I are going to be very happy.
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I'd like to be able to say the same
thing for you.
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Come on over here.
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Sit down.
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Let's have a little talk, okay?
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Tell me something.
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How do you feel about Maggie?
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Oh, um, Dad, that isn't easy.
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I mean, I have a lot of feelings, but
they're kind of all mixed up.
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Well, maybe I could help you unmix them.
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I'm just not sure where I fit in around
here anymore.
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You're not?
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I wonder what makes you feel that.
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Well, I don't know. I mean, Maggie loves
Willis because he's older and more
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responsible. Mm -hmm.
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She loves Kimberly because they can do
girl things together.
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Mm -hmm.
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And she loves Sam because he's hers.
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Mm -hmm.
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And where does that leave me? I'll tell
you nowhere.
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Out in the cold, dump city.
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I understand how you feel.
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But I happen to know that Maggie loves
you just as much as she loves Willis and
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Kimberly.
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Are we talking about the same Maggie?
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Absolutely. She told me so.
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And I want you to give her a chance to
prove that to you.
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You know, you're a very lovable
character.
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You know it and I know it, but does she
know it?
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Sure she does.
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Okay.
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I don't know if it'll do any good, but
I'll give it a try.
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Thank you, son. That is the best wedding
present you could possibly give me.
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And a cheap one, too. Yeah.
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Only that you be happy.
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That's all I really want for you, too.
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Where in the world could he be? He
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Dad, who was this guy anyway?
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All I know is that he's a retired
justice of the peace from Long Island.
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quite old.
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I just hope he still remembers the
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I just hope he remembers his teeth.
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Listen, we're very lucky to have found
him.
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I hope that's him.
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Mr. Clement?
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That's right.
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Now, please come in. Thank you.
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I am Philip Drummond. Thank you very
much for coming on such short notice.
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Couldn't have kept me away.
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It gets pretty boring sitting around a
retirement home playing pinochle with a
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bunch of old maids.
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They cheat, you know.
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Well, shall we just get on with this,
please?
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I hope you'll bear with me. I haven't
done this in a while.
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Oh. I'm sure you'll be just fine.
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Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and
gentlemen, may I have your attention,
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I am very happy to be able to tell you
that we are now going to have the
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wedding.
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So, if you will all take your seats,
please, we'll resume with the ceremony.
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Miss Reynolds, hit it one more time,
please.
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I can't get over how beautiful Maggie
looks. Oh, yes, she's hardly aged at all
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since we saw her last.
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Say, young fella, you did all right.
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Thank you.
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Oh, there we are.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered together
here to join this man and this woman in
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holy matrimony.
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If any man can show just cause why they
may not lawfully be joined together, let
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him now speak, or else hereafter forever
hold his peace.
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The oven.
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That's my duck.
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Couldn't he hold his peace?
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Please continue.
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Thank you.
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Now, where were we?
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Peace. Oh, yes. This is the part I like.
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Would you take each other's right hand,
please?
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Wilt thou, Philip, have this woman to be
thy wedded wife?
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Wilt thou love, comfort, honor, and keep
her in sickness and in health, and
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forsaking all others, keep thee only
unto her so long as ye both shall live?
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I will.
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Wilt thou, Margaret, have this man to be
thy wedded husband?
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Wilt thou love, comfort, honor, and keep
her in sickness and in health, and
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forsaking all others, keep thee only
unto her so long as ye both shall live?
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I will.
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Repeat after me. I, Philip, take thee,
Margaret, for my wedded wife to have and
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to hold from this day forward.
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I, Philip, take thee, Margaret, for my
wedded wife to have and to hold from
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day forward.
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For better, for worse, for richer, for
poorer, in sickness and in health. For
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better, for worse, for richer, for
poorer, in sickness and in health.
402
00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:02,290
To love and to cherish till death do us
part.
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To love and to cherish until death do us
part.
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That was very good.
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Repeat after me. I, Margaret, take thee,
Philip, for my wedded husband, to have
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and to hold from this day forward.
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I, Margaret, take thee, Philip... For my
wedded husband.
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For my wedded husband, to have and to
hold from this day forward.
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For better, for worse, for richer, for
poorer.
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In sickness and in health.
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For better, for worse.
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For richer, for poorer. In sickness and
in health.
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To love and to cherish till death do us
part.
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To love and to cherish till death do us
part.
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Can I have the rings, please?
416
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Put the ring on Margaret's finger and
repeat after me. With this ring, I thee
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wed.
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With this ring, I thee wed.
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Margaret, put the ring on Philip's
finger and repeat after me.
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With this ring, I thee wed.
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With this ring, I thee wed.
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00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:14,350
I now pronounce you man and wife. That's
it.
423
00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:18,710
What about kissing the bride?
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00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,210
Don't mind if I do.
425
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:38,850
The one who catches it will be the next
to get hitched. Come on.
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00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:42,610
Wait a minute. Wait for me.
427
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:49,490
Oh, sorry, Daisy.
428
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,070
But let's be honest.
429
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,170
You don't need this when you got all
that.
430
00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:59,010
I caught the bridal bouquet.
431
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,350
Want to talk about it, cutie?
432
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,040
a great time on your cruise, Mommy.
433
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,980
Yeah, enjoy it, you guys. We better get
going, Maggie. If we miss our plane
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00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:14,260
here, we'll miss our boat in Miami.
435
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,600
Oh, Maggie.
436
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,020
Welcome to the family.
437
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,240
Thanks, Arna.
438
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:24,460
Bye, y 'all. Bye -bye, Dad. You guys
have a good time.
439
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Hey,
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00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,260
Sam. How you doing?
441
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:31,980
Great.
442
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,720
You don't look great.
443
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,400
Your chin's sort of hanging on the
ground.
444
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,140
Oh, it doesn't have far to go.
445
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,060
Come on.
446
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,560
Tell your big brother what's the matter.
447
00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:46,800
I guess I'm a little totally depressed.
448
00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:50,200
You miss your mom, don't you?
449
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:52,880
I know how you feel.
450
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,120
You miss my mom, too?
451
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,720
I mean, I know what it feels like to be
lonely.
452
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,620
I wasn't always the carefree playboy
that you see before you.
453
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,360
But cheer up. Your mom won't be gone
long.
454
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,500
Yeah, I know.
455
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,220
I feel a little strange here.
456
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:15,360
That's exactly how I feel.
457
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:17,080
Scared, unhappy.
458
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,540
I'm talking emotional wreck.
459
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,160
But you've got something that I didn't
have.
460
00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:25,660
What's that?
461
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,740
Me.
462
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,460
And you can count on me to help you
through the rough times.
463
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:33,020
I'm sure I can, sir.
464
00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:34,870
You're one together dude.
465
00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:37,710
Together dude, huh?
466
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,430
Couldn't have put it better myself.
467
00:30:41,030 --> 00:30:43,810
Now, let's be a smile and a cute little
kisser of yours, bro.
468
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:45,130
Sure.
469
00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:51,310
He needs work, but he'll do for the
moment.
470
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:55,690
Well, I'm lucky to have a big brother
like you. You're the greatest, sir.
471
00:30:56,570 --> 00:30:57,570
You're okay.
472
00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:58,830
And you know what?
473
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:02,710
I've given it some thought, and you can
stop calling me sir and start calling me
474
00:31:02,710 --> 00:31:05,070
Arnold. Gee, thanks, sir.
475
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:06,489
Thanks who?
476
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,830
I mean, thanks, Arnold.
477
00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:11,530
Now you got it, little bro.
478
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,010
Now you got it.
479
00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:14,870
Come on.
480
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:16,050
I want you.
481
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:36,980
Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for
482
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:43,580
you may not be right for some. But many,
many, many, many, many, many, many,
483
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:46,980
many, many, many, many, many, many,
many, many, many,
484
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,440
Say hello to Larry.
485
00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:13,380
Oh, I get it. Larry Bird.
486
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:20,540
No, it's Larry the parrot.
487
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,160
I always wanted a parrot.
488
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,120
I always wanted to name him Larry.
489
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,440
But he's green like a Celtic.
490
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,500
Stop being clever. It's Larry the
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491
00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:35,950
Parents are noisy. I mean, they're
messy. They spit food all over the
492
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:37,690
I already got a roommate who does that.
493
00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:43,670
He's not a roommate. It's a temporary
thing, you see.
494
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:47,950
You know, I got him for $200 because he
can't talk.
495
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:55,130
But when I teach him how to talk, I'm
going to make about $1 ,000 off of him.
496
00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:58,610
Hey, hey, say something. Say, say,
Eddie's the man.
497
00:32:58,910 --> 00:32:59,910
Come on, say it.
498
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:01,130
Eddie the man.
499
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,900
You are going to keep Larry in the
garage, right?
500
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:08,460
No, the fumes are killing.
501
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:11,180
You are going to keep Larry in the
garage, right?
502
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,900
Little Larry want to go in the garage?
503
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Ow!
504
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,260
Guess Larry don't want to go in the
garage.
505
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,640
Good girl.
506
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,200
Oh, I'm sorry.
507
00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:23,860
Good boy.
508
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,480
Isn't it quite funny, Bob?
509
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,660
They're just going to leave you alone.
510
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:34,570
What you see inside your home?
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