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I'm here alone, didn't want to leave. My
heart won't move, it's incomplete.

But there was a way that I can put you
on the stand.

What the hell do you expect me to live
alone with you to

be? You're so horrible, the love around
you is so hard for me to breathe.

Tell me how to put the dream window in.

Can't live, can't drink with no air.

I feel whenever you ain't there.

No air, no air.

Got me out here in the water so deep.

Tell me I ain't gonna be without me.

If you ain't here, I just can't breathe.

No air, no air.

When I jump, I float right off the
ground to float to you. There's no

hold me down for real.

Somehow I feel alive.

Out here in the water so deep Tell me
how you gonna be without me If you ain't

here I just can't breathe There's no
air, no air No air, no

air No air,

no air Well

this will end

show for today, ladies and gentlemen.

Lamorne signing off from in front of
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at least in Philadelphia.

I want to thank you, T .D.

T .D. was showing me the ways of the
world. I want to thank all the guests we

had on the show today, and I want to
thank my mom for giving birth to me,

because if she didn't give birth to me,
then I wouldn't be here.

To eat this precious cheesesteak, of
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Sayonara. See you later.

Bon voyage, and peace.

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some.

A man is born, he's a man of me.

Then along come two, they got nothing
but the gene. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? You'll have this, you'll have

yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine.

It takes a different stroke to move the
world. It doesn't take a different

stroke to move the world.

Put the table over there, fellas.

Wait a minute.

Willis and I can take it from here. You
drop your end.

Thanks for your help.

That's okay.

No sense wasting muscles like these.

Okay, you husky he -man, thank you. We
can use that table to put the guest book

on, and the gifts can go here.

Actually, I told everybody not to give
us anything, but I hope they'll realize

how insincere I was.

Oh, yeah, you'll probably get a lot of
good loot, all right.

You can keep the loot. I'm never getting
married.

Why make one woman miserable when you
can make a whole bunch of them happy?

Yeah, if I'm not getting married, I'm
not getting married.

We'll be those wild and crazy guys from
Park Avenue.

It looks like we've got a couple of pint
-sized Hugh Hefner's on our hands.

Maggie, Maggie, do you realize what time
it is? Careful! These plants are

costing you a fortune.

Oh, how much? I don't want to spoil your
wedding.

Now, boys, there must be something more
important you could do than be moving

that table.

Maggie said to move it.

Well, then don't waste time talking to
me. Move it.

How didn't I think of that?

Now, Maggie, do you realize our guests
will be here in just a few hours? Will

be ready?

Of course, Philip. But if you really
want to help, you know what you can do?

What? Lock yourself in your room.

Where's the caterer?

Shouldn't she be here by now? And what
about the photographer? Does he know

to come? Philip, honey, try to relax.

Relax, relax.

Do you know what's going on here? I'm
going to be married.

Really? To anyone I know?

I'm sorry.

Why aren't you nervous?

I haven't had time. I've been fluttering
around here like a butterfly with a hot

foot.

I've been watching, and that's exactly
what made me nervous.

All of it simply is not working.

It's not working.

It's not working, is it? Be brutally
honest.

What is not working?

These flowers.

It's a question of the overall color
harmonics. I'm thinking big. I'm

wild. I'm thinking long stems.

I'm thinking it looks fine just the way
it is. It's not the Rose Parade.

It might as well be with what it's
costing.

I wish he'd stop saying that.

What now, Maggie?

Okay, fellas.

Let's put these end... Let's put these
end tables in the laundry room.

You got it. Do you mind if I speak for
myself?

This mouth isn't painted on.

The mouth isn't painted on. That's a
good one, sir.

Oh, I'm sorry, Pearl. That's okay.

How's everything going in there?

Oh, all set. Just waiting for the
caterer.

And I thought I'd help out with a
special dish for the wedding.

Duck a la honeymoon.

Duck a la honeymoon? What's that?

Well, you take two ducks, put them side
by side on a bed of rice, and do not

disturb.

And be sure to turn out the light in the
oven.

Oh, I hope everything goes all right
tonight.

You know...

I think a wedding's harder for the groom
than the bride.

I'll never forget how nervous Mr.
Kransky was on the day of his wedding to

mother. I didn't realize your mother'd
remarried.

Oh, she didn't. Mr.

Kransky had an unfortunate accident. He
changed his mind and mother broke his

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We were just having fun, but Drew, I
don't know what is up with him. He

feel included, but he's not.

Drew needs to just suck it up. Man, if
you don't shut up.

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John the Bullet Field.

Yeah, my nickname is the Bullet. I got
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Mission accomplished.

At ease, soldier.

Anything else, Sergeant? You can bring
those folding chairs out of the hallway

and set them up. You got it. Thank you.

There's something I wanted to give
Kimberly.

Keep moving, Arnold. Chop, chop.

We could take five around here. I sure
could use something to drink.

Yeah, let's have a brew.

Tonight is kind of special.

The only gusto you're going to grab is
from a cow.

Come on.

Hold it, you two.

You do what Maggie says. She's in
charge.

You could say that again.

Come on, let's get to work.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

Let's split the work up.

Okay, you two do it, and I'll go to my
room. Not so fast.

Would you like to bring the chairs in or
set them up? Neither. My strong card is

supervision.

How would you like me to supervise your
nose? I'll set them up.

That's telling him, sir. I like the way
you handle him.

I just have a way about me.

Do you mind if I ask you something, sir?

What's that, young man?

brothers. Can I call you by your first
name?

Hmm.

That's a tough one.

Let me kick it around a bit.

Maggie, this is beautiful. I don't know
how to thank you. I wanted you to have

it. It was handed down to me from my
grandmother.

Isn't it lovely, Pearl? I'll say.

Anything handed down from your
grandmother's housekeeper?

I'm so glad you're marrying Daddy. He's
not the only one in this family who's

crazy about you. I'm sort of crazy about
you, too.

I always wanted a daughter.

Not as old as you, of course, but...
Boys from now on, we'll be a team. Day

night, rain or shine, we'll be together
all the time. Just think of it. I'm

thinking, I'm thinking.

Sam, can we talk?

Sure, sir.

I mean, openly, man to man.

Man? You bet.

Have a seat.

Arnold, are you going to work or goof
off?

Goof off.

Sounds good to me.

What a pair.

A match made at the unemployment office.

You were saying, sir?

I just want to tell you, Sam, that I
really like you. I like you too, sir.

Thanks.

But... If you're going to be joining
this family, you have to give me a

space. I mean, you just can't follow me
around and wear out the backs of my

shoes.

I'll try to be more careful, because if
I wear out the backs of your shoes, I'll

wear out the fronts of mine.

Good thinking.

And another thing.

Do you have to repeat everything I say?
I feel like a yodeler in a swift house.

You have to think for yourself.

Sorry, sir. Thanks for the advice.

Anytime.

I know it's tough being a little kid.
I've been there.

Come on, Arnold. Move it. Come on, Sam.
Move it. Moving it, sir.

Let's see. With 43 cases of champagne,
do you think that's going to be enough

get us through the wedding?

I think so. But what about the guests?

We're all set. We're all set. We fly to
Miami tonight.

And we'll pick up the tickets at the
dock first thing in the morning.

Now, what can I do?

How about the bed for Sam?

Oh, right.

Oh, careful where you walk. Precious
cargo here.

Arnold, would you please set up the fold
-away bed for Sam?

He's going to sleep here tonight.

Okay, Dad, I'll do it right away.

Okay.

What did I just say about giving me some
space?

Sorry, sir.

Why don't you stay behind and set up the
chairs?

Can't I help set up the bed? Sure you
can, Sam Arnold. Let him help.

Cute couple, aren't they? Yeah.

The two stooges.

They take after us.

Excuse me.

I'm Phyllis Gilbert of Gilbert Catering.
Which way is the kitchen? My room

marking needs immediate attention.

Thank you, Miss Gilbert. I am Philip
Drummond. The kitchen is right through

there. Pearl, will you show her, please?
Of course.

On the double.

Take me to your oven.

Certainly, but if you don't mind waiting
a few minutes, I already have something

in the oven. Oh, you're doing the
cooking.

Well, then what am I doing here?

It's like Julia Child working with
Ronald McDonald.

How would you like a quarter pounder
with cheese up your nose?

Easy, easy, Pearl.

Nick Gilbert, she just took in the one
dish. We're counting on you for the

important stuff.

I didn't mean it that way.

I understand.

I'll just put on my rubber nose and
floppy shoes and get out of her way.

Some people are so sensitive.

I really put my foot in it with Pearl.

I hope she doesn't fly south with her
duck.

I'll be sure to apologize to her later,
but I've got to get back home and close

up my apartment.

Now you hurry back. I'll miss you.

Let's see if this will hold you for a
couple of hours.

Stand back, Sam. Can I help? No, I can
do this alone, my man.

strong as a darn pet.

Here, let me help you. No, wait a
minute. I got it. Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Gee, I didn't mean to do that, sir.

That's okay.

I can always get a shin transplant.

Here, let me help you out. No, don't
touch me. You're like the Omen Part 3.

I'm really sorry about this.

That's okay.

I mean, really sorry.

I know. Forget it.

me, Sam.

I know you're sorry and please stop
saying you're sorry or else you'll

sorry.

How you guys doing?

Sam, me and Willis will finish up up
here. You can help me a lot by going

downstairs and seeing who else you can
help.

Whatever you say, sir.

I'll catch you bros later.

He's a cute kid.

Yeah, but he sure is driving me up the
wall.

He copies everything I do.

If I sneeze, he wipes his nose.

Oh, don't stop exaggerating.

I'm not exaggerating.

The only place I can get any privacy at
all is in the bathroom, and that's not

where I want to spend my teenage years.

Why not? That's where Kimberly spent
hers.

You know, he only follows you around
because he idolizes you. He thinks

the greatest.

I never said the kid didn't have any
taste.

It sure is tough being a role model. Oh,
tell me about it. Had to put up with

you for all these years.

Yeah. but I was never the passed away
Sam is.

Was I?

Many's the time I wanted to check you
into a roach motel.

I always thought I was an adorable
little kid.

Well, if I was that bad, how did you put
up with me?

I just happened to have the patience of
a saint and the temperament of an angel.

You know, Willis, If they hung a basket
under your chin, you'd make a great hot

air balloon.

Thanks. Oh, and by the way, Maggie said
empty a couple of your drawers for Sam's

things. She's not even here and she's
giving me orders.

I guess I can learn to live with Sam,
but that woman's got it in for me.

No, she hasn't. See, Dad loves me.
Maggie, she's a different story.

Arnold, stop worrying.

How can I?

It's going to be ten times worse when
Maggie moves in.

I'm telling you, Willis, this is the end
of life as we know it. This is the day

after.

And I'm talking that big mushroom cloud
in the sky.

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Hello, Phil. Well, what is it, my globe
-traveling lawyer?

How are you, Tom? Fine, thanks. Come in,
come in, come in.

When did you get back to town?

Oh, about an hour ago.

I stopped in at my office and found your
wedding invitation.

Congratulations, Phil. Thank you.

But isn't this a little sudden?

Yes, it is.

And I couldn't be happier.

Headstrong, romantic young fool that I
am.

Wait till you get to know Maggie better.
You will love her.

Oh, I'm sure.

Any wife of yours is a new client of
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Well, it's very good to see you, and I'm
really glad that you made it.

Well, and not a moment too soon.

Now, both of you have to sign this
before the ceremony, or it's not legally

binding. Sign? What?

Well, it's your prenuptial agreement.

What do I need that for?

Just in case things don't work out and
you wind up getting a divorce.

Oh, Tom, what Maggie and I have is very,
very special.

We would never get divorced.

Well, nobody plans to, Phil, but it
happens.

It's just one of those unpleasant facts
of life, like death and taxes and Howard

Cosell.

Without that agreement, a wife could
take you for a big chunk of your assets.

Oh, not my Maggie.

It's simply not in her nature. She's a
wonderful woman.

Oh, they turn on you, Phil.

Believe me, divorce does that.

I don't want to discuss this anymore.

Uh, Mr. Drummond, I know I shouldn't
poke my nose in this. Well, then don't.

you should really listen to your lawyer.

I once owned a chain of 11 gift
boutiques. But my ex -wife cleaned me

got everything.

Right down to the last porcelain puppy.

Oh, it broke my heart.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry? I wake up every night
screaming, the check is in the mail.

If you won't listen to your lawyer, at
least listen to your florist.

Now look, I'm sure you're right about
Maggie.

But why gamble?

Now, think of your kids.

I've seen divorce cases where children
have lost their inheritance.

Now, I'm not speaking now as your
lawyer. I'm speaking as your friend.

Oh, good.

That's a lot cheaper.

Well, at least let me talk to Maggie
about it. No, I'd rather you didn't.

I'll bet anything she'll want this
agreement.

It's reciprocal.

It's protecting her, too. It is?

Well, I hadn't thought of it that way.

Now, Phil, trust me. I've handled lots
of these agreements, and I know exactly

how to approach people.

Now, just let me talk to her.

You'll both thank me later.

Hi, honey.

Don't hi, honey me. I want to talk to
you, Buster, alone.

Buster?

Maggie, what is it? You know perfectly
well what it is.

Now, Maggie, please.

My, she seems a little upset.

That's nothing.

You should see her when she gets mad.

It looks like she's going to tie the
knot around Dad's neck.

You had to send your high -priced
hatchet man to do your dirty work for

Don't you even have the decency to
insult me in person? Of course I do.

I mean, I don't.

I mean, I don't want to insult you at
all.

This is all a terrible mistake. My
point, exactly. The wedding's off.

What? You can't mean that. Empty that
vase. The wedding is off. It is not.

that vase.

You can't do this. Now, we've got to
talk this out. There's nothing to talk

about. You obviously have a very low
opinion of me if you think I'm after

precious fortune.

No, of course I don't think that. Then
why the prenuptial agreement?

Is that what this is all about?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Dump him, honey.

It's none of your business. You mind
your own ramaki.

Right. He's only trying to protect
what's his.

Thank you. Anytime.

Now, Maggie, this whole thing was my
lawyer's idea.

Ask the florist. He was there.

Oh, I swear. I even helped talk Mr.
Drummond into it. Philip, it's clear

you don't trust me, and that is no way
to make a marriage.

As far as I'm concerned, you can just...
You can just... into that.

Maggie, please look. I know I made a
mistake, but that is no reason to throw

everything that we have.

I love you very much.

It's a little late for sweet talk.

You really blew it.

She's right.

Goodbye, Philip.

Empty the vase.

We couldn't help overhearing.

Especially with your ears glued to the
door.

We know it's not nice, but it's very
informative.

Dad, don't worry about it.

Maggie'll come back after she cools
down.

I would love to believe that.

It's probably for the best, Dad. A
terrific guy like you deserves a lady

won't walk out on him till after the
wedding.

Maggie!

I finally realized I forgot Sam.

Mama, I don't want to leave.

Arnold's my buddy. We're soul brothers.

It isn't a manner of speaking.

Maggie, don't you know? how much I love
you and how miserable I would be without

you. He'd get over it. I won't.

This is just foolish.

I know it is.

I've always taken pride in being an
independent woman and when you, of all

people, seem to...