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...replace the sheriff with a dummy, and
we blow up the car.
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The Knight Rider sees this and takes off
after the crooks.
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Got all that kit?
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I'm way ahead of you.
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Watch out. Nobody likes a smart trans
-ant.
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All right, people, places.
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Let's get this in one take.
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You hear that?
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An explosion, and we're gonna miss it.
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And action!
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Okay, keep rolling.
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Get the sheriff out and put the dummy
in.
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All right, Knight Rider, get out of your
car.
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Stand by to...
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Thank you.
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Just one drum What might be right for
you May not be right for some A man is
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born He's a man of needs Then along come
two They got nothing but the genes But
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they got Different strokes to take
Different strokes to take Different
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to move the world
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Hey,
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let's roll them. And remember, when
Knight Rider steps out of his car, I cue
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big explosion.
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Action!
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Stand by to blow it up.
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David, David, what are you doing?
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You could have gotten killed. Yeah,
well, so could these kids in the back
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Hi there.
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Yeah, hi there. What are you doing in
this car? It is loaded with dynamite.
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What are you talking about, Knight
Rider?
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All right, everybody, let's take five
while I go have a nervous breakdown.
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What are you kids doing here? Come on
out of here.
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We came to see you. Yeah.
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You're our favorite actor. You're the
greatest.
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All right. Listen, Harry, give him a
break. They're my buddies, huh?
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Whatever you say, David.
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Thanks, my writer.
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Hey, listen.
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Would you like an autograph?
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Okay. Then you can sign one for us.
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He meant his autograph, dummy.
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Got a pen?
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Sure, I do.
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Okay, great.
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Just something simple.
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Like, to Arnold.
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To Arnold.
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My best friend.
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My best friend.
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Who taught me everything I know.
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Yes.
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And to whom I'll forever be grateful.
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How about if I say, devotedly, Knight
Rider.
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Good thinking.
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How about one for me?
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Oh, don't worry, Dudley. I'll give you a
Xerox copy of this one.
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Come on, give me that book. I'll sign
one for you.
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To Dudley.
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Gave so much and asked for so little.
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With deep humility.
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Knight Rider.
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That's fantastic.
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Thanks. Hey, can we get a picture of
you? Yeah, better yet, how about the
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of us get together and take a picture
with Kit?
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Oh, the car?
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Great idea.
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Yeah, hey, it's really nice of you to go
through all this trouble for us. No
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trouble at all. The last time I took a
picture without Kit, he didn't talk to
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for a week.
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Hey, Mel.
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Take a picture of us, huh? Sure, I'd be
glad to. Thank you.
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Okay, thumbs up.
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Don't touch me.
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I'm a star.
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Sorry.
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And the least you could do is photograph
my good side.
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Be quiet or I'll drain your crankcase.
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TV stars are getting too big for their
garage.
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I heard that.
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Thank you.
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Don't you just love the way they name
all the dishes after Hollywood
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celebrities? Yeah.
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Who are you going to have for dessert,
Maggie?
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Oh, I couldn't touch another one after
that Elizabeth Taylor diet plate.
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I was expecting a little salad, not a
side of beef and three pounds of boiled
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potatoes.
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I was kind of disappointed in the Robert
Goulet goulash.
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It looked good, but it was kind of flat.
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You asked me to lunch to discuss
something.
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Does that mean that you've been giving
some thought to what, you know, we
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about earlier?
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Yes, matter of fact, I have.
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You want to talk about it?
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Well, I mean, if you'd rather wait,
please don't let me rush you.
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Yes, I have come to a conclusion.
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I didn't get it.
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I want you to take back this ring.
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And I want you to marry me.
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Oh, Philip.
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If that is a no, I think
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I could learn to live with rejection.
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You just better learn to live with me,
Buster.
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It will be my pleasure.
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You know, the more I think about Sam,
the better I like the idea.
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So do Willis and Kimberly.
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They'll be going off to college and
Arnold will still have somebody to grow
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with.
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I never dreamed that I could be this
happy. Well, now don't get too happy. I
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have to tell you that I believe in long
engagements.
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How long?
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Well, I couldn't possibly marry you
before next week.
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Next week?
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Are you saying that you expect a busy
woman like me to wrap up my business
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affairs, make all my personal
arrangements, and marry you in one week?
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Well, yes.
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You really won't wait that long.
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I love you, Maggie McKinney.
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Oh, look.
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Not too shabby, what?
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On the next Iron Ring.
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Lil Jon gives a fighter one more shot. I
won last time. I still ain't picked.
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All right.
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Nelly meets his team.
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They're going to be very well trained.
They listen good.
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They got good personality.
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They got something. They got heart.
While dips and trials come to a close.
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Keep that balance.
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Uh -oh. I told you this was going to be
a good one.
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I ain't going to front.
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This is far better than boxing.
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See who's eliminated from the Iron Ring
tonight at 1030.
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The College Hill Crew brings the ATL to
the UK.
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We were just having fun, but Drew, I
don't know what is up with him. He
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feel included, but he's not. Drew needs
to just suck it up. Man, if you don't
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shut up.
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College Hill Atlanta, tonight at 10.
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If anybody had told me that I would end
up teaching in a high school diploma
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program for ex -offenders, I would have
laughed out loud. Judith DeVries co
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from Walden University.
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If somebody told me today I could never
do this again, I would cry.
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No!
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It's about time.
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Here's your new Kellogg's All Brand
Strawberry Medley. I couldn't wait to
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it with you guys. Actually, John, you
could have. You've never had cereal like
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this before.
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Real strawberries. Smell them. Crunchy
granola clusters.
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Oh, look at these square sweet little
doohickeys.
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They look like little tennis rackets.
Mr. McEnroe, to serve.
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Good one, Bob.
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that isn't just brand. Kellogg's new
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Allbrand Strawberry Medley.
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Pick a city. Any city.
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Then log on to Hotwire .com, where
you'll find four -star hotels at two
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prices. When four -star hotels have
unsold rooms, they use Hotwire to fill
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So you get them at prices lower than any
other travel site, guaranteed.
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Like four stars in San Francisco,
Travelocity price $189.
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Hotwire price just $99. So pick a city,
then get a four -star hotel at a two
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-star price. Hotwire .com. H -O -T -W -I
-R -E, Hotwire .com. Say big on car
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rentals, too, from $13 .95 a day.
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Melissa says the new vanilla orchid
scent from Gain mellows her out so much
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forgets she's doing laundry.
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Hey, Melissa, you're doing laundry.
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New Gain Vanilla Orchid Mellow
Detergent. Say hello to mellow.
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Every woman has their beauty secret.
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And mine is ballet.
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Introducing new ballet concealers. The
first and only bra with revolutionary
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concealing petals for complete modesty.
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Feel confident and look flawless in
every moment.
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Isn't she beautiful?
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Live beautifully in ballet bras and
panties.
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For the first time, three of the
greatest movies of all time are finally
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available as special edition DVDs. You
call this archaeology?
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This is fun!
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The Indiana Jones movies.
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Home them on DVD today.
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The map of the movie stars' homes is
great. We can go celebrity hunting
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tomorrow. Are you kidding?
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I bet none of those stars live in those
houses anymore.
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It's all a con.
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Then why do they print them up?
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To tell them to airheads like you.
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I'm an airhead.
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You're the fool who paid two bucks for a
frozen banana in the shape of Diana
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Ross.
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I like bananas.
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Oh, man, that was great.
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Hey, you guys missed the thrill of a
lifetime.
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We got to meet Knight Rider. And we got
his autograph and our picture taken with
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him. Not all.
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At least he could have done to save your
lives.
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He did that, too.
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We were in an automobile, and they were
going to blow it up.
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I think they blew up his brain.
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No, it's true. He really did save our
lives.
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Don't listen to him, Dudley. He's
probably dumb enough to buy one of those
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frozen bananas in the shape of Diana
Raw.
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Like bananas.
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Kimberly, where's Dad?
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Oh, he's probably still with Maggie. He
said he was going to pop the question
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this afternoon.
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Which question is that?
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Oh, you know, marriage.
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Marriage?
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I thought Dad was just messing around
with her.
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I think Maggie's great. She'll be good
for Daddy. That's your opinion.
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Just look how happy Dad is when he's
with her.
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It's about time Dad had a woman in his
life.
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He's got a woman in his life. Pearl.
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She gets in his slippers and his
newspaper.
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What more can a man want?
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Arnold the Cocker Spaniel could do that.
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Dad needs a romantic involvement in his
life. He's been single long enough.
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How come you guys know about this and I
don't? I'm part of this family, too, you
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know. You can look me up in the will.
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Arnold, you weren't here when Dad told
us.
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Maggie's the right kind of lady for Dad.
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She's always taking up too much of his
time, and he's always hanging around too
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much. Hey, Arnold, I think you're
jealous.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm glad you're back, Arnold. I have
some wonderful news to tell all of you.
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Maggie and I are going to be married
next week. Oh, hi.
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Next week?
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So soon?
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I nearly lost her at once.
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I don't want to risk that again.
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And the really good part for you,
Arnold, is that Maggie has a seven -year
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son named Sam.
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Seven -year -old son?
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He's as cute as a bug's ear. And he's
going to come live with us, too.
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That's going to be terrific.
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Yes, terrific.
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Does this bother you, son?
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No.
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I was just wondering where we're going
to put all these people.
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We'll have to put a revolving door in
the bathroom.
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we'll figure something out. Maybe we'll
add on a room for Willis.
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Oh, man, that's great. I finally struck
privacy.
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And Sam can share your room with you,
Arnold.
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Oh.
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But, Dad, you're breaking up the old
team.
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Willis would be lost without me.
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I'm sure he can tough it out.
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Hey, guess what, guys? Why don't we all
get dressed and go out and celebrate?
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All right.
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Let's go.
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See you soon.
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Oh, man.
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This is the end of a good life.
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You're sitting on the couch, you're
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You keep procrastinating over and over.
Well, maybe I'll go to school next year,
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maybe next semester. No, do it right
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It's easy.
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Thanks.
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What's the matter with you, Arnold?
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Why don't you want your dad to marry
Maggie?
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She's bossy and pushy and she'll
probably handpick dad to death.
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Nobody's perfect.
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See? It doesn't matter to Kimberly and
Willis because they're grown up. They
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don't care if Dad spends all his time
with Maggie and her dumb kid.
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But what if that leaves me, I'll tell
you, alone by myself like a guy who uses
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the wrong deodorant?
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Your dad wouldn't leave you alone like
that. He loves you too much.
331
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Yeah, but she's got him flopping around
like a dodo bird.
332
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Next thing you know, they'll be willing
to sleep together.
333
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Arnold, that's what you're supposed to
do when you're married.
334
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I know, but that's sure going to ruin
Sunday mornings when I grab the funny
335
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papers and jump into Dad's bed.
336
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,910
Well, maybe it won't be as bad as you
think.
337
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I suppose I could learn to put up with
Maggie.
338
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But who needs that dumb kid of hers
hanging around?
339
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,930
Maybe you and Sam will become pals.
340
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:11,380
No way. Now that Willis is grown, I
don't want to have to raise another
341
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Excuse me, sir.
342
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You talking to me?
343
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Yes, sir. Have you ever eaten here
before?
344
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,560
No, I haven't, young man. Why do you
ask?
345
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I was just wondering what's good.
346
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Fortunately, you've run into an expert
on food. I can eat my week in anything.
347
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Let's see now.
348
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,170
Hmm.
349
00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,830
The Incredible Hulk sundae looks good.
350
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It's made out of green pistachio and it
even has two cherries for bloodshot
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eyes.
352
00:21:57,930 --> 00:22:01,410
What's it going to be, Ben? I'll have
the Incredible Hulk sundae.
353
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Me too. Make mine a double.
354
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,230
Rough day at the office, huh?
355
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:06,690
Yeah, the pit.
356
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:10,530
I had a pretty bad day myself.
357
00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,730
You're too young to know the troubles
I've got.
358
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:16,890
I may be young, but I've had my share in
hard knocks.
359
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If you need anybody to talk to, I'm a
good listener.
360
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I don't like to tell other people my
problems.
361
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I understand.
362
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But as long as you ask.
363
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My father's getting married to a lady I
don't like who's got a kid I don't like.
364
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You think that's trouble?
365
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,240
My mom's getting married to a guy I
don't even know who's got three dumb
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don't even know.
367
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That's terrible.
368
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:48,400
If the same parents can't be... Wait a
minute.
369
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Where do these three dummies live?
370
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In New York.
371
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On Park Avenue?
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Oops.
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By any chance, is your name Arnold?
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By every chance.
375
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,940
And you must be Sam.
376
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,020
Well, I guess we're gonna have to make
the best of it, sir.
377
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,100
Just because I don't like it's nothing
personal.
378
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,260
I understand.
379
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,500
So, what's new?
380
00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:20,500
Oh, nothing much.
381
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,880
Since my buddy Dudley and I got to meet
Knight Rider at the studio today. You're
382
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kidding! I've never been on a studio
tour.
383
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,860
I've never met anybody famous.
384
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,300
Me and Nine Rider, we're kind of tight
now since I kind of saved his life.
385
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Gee, you're really brave, sir.
386
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:40,240
Just naturally like that.
387
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Boy, am I lucky.
388
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,920
You're going to be a terrific big
brother.
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00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,480
Big brother?
390
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,780
I like the sound of that.
391
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Big brother.
392
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,160
Yeah, hey.
393
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,780
This is not going to be as bad as I
thought.
394
00:23:56,610 --> 00:24:00,450
Listen, since we're going to be
brothers, is it okay if I call you
395
00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:01,570
instead of sir?
396
00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,510
No, I like sir.
397
00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:08,050
You can bring that up again at a later
date.
398
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:10,470
Okay.
399
00:24:10,890 --> 00:24:13,370
Sir, tell you what I will do for you.
400
00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:17,330
Since you've never been on a studio
tour, how would you like to go with me?
401
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,330
would be great.
402
00:24:19,570 --> 00:24:21,650
Let me take care of everything, kid.
403
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,170
Here you go, men.
404
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:25,490
I made them both doubles.
405
00:24:26,370 --> 00:24:27,730
No extra charge.
406
00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:31,130
Man, I don't know if I can finish all
that.
407
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,690
What are big brothers for?
408
00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:35,830
Can you at least let me pay for it?
409
00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:39,690
I knew there was something I liked about
you.
410
00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:47,470
Good morning, and welcome to our
Hollywood Screen Test.
411
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,740
Now, behind me, the stage has been set
for a good old -fashioned western
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melodrama. All we need are some actors.
413
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,620
Do I have any volunteers?
414
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:11,880
How about you, sir?
415
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,780
Would you like to become a star?
416
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,580
Is that your family or just a bunch of
pushy people?
417
00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:28,810
Well, then, why don't we try to make
stars out of all of them?
418
00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:36,750
Let's hear it for the Pushy family!
419
00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:41,990
All right, our actors are now in
wardrobe and makeup.
420
00:25:42,510 --> 00:25:43,530
You all know what to do?
421
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:45,410
So, let's do it.
422
00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:46,950
Lights!
423
00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:48,210
Camera!
424
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,630
Action!
425
00:25:49,910 --> 00:25:51,330
Okay, Granny, come out.
426
00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:55,090
Go up to the teller with your satchel.
427
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,300
Branson, you're a brat. Throw a tantrum.
428
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,760
Okay, tell her you open the satchel and
react to the money.
429
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,000
Now, here come the bank robbers.
430
00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:40,790
Do you know how to ride a horse?
431
00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:41,989
You kidding?
432
00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:45,210
Who do you think taught Hop Along
Cassidy to hop along?
433
00:26:45,910 --> 00:26:47,450
Okay, up we go.
434
00:26:52,530 --> 00:26:55,910
Wait a minute.
435
00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:59,570
How am I supposed to give my horse a
piece of sugar?
436
00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:03,870
Lights!
437
00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:05,150
Camera!
438
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:06,590
Action!
439
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,499
That's it.
440
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,600
You two lovers are rowing down the
river.
441
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:22,220
Ready?
442
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,820
Lights! Camera!
443
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:29,340
Action! You look at each other and sigh.
444
00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:36,580
It's love in bloom.
445
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:42,020
Suddenly, your oar hits something.
446
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,940
You reach over and pick it up.
447
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:49,640
It's Granny's satchel of money.
448
00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:53,200
The bank robbers got rid of the evidence
and you got it.
449
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,520
You both react surprised.
450
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:02,360
Without warning, the river starts to get
rough.
451
00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:33,690
Now, you two are flying over the lake,
and suddenly you fly into a cloud.
452
00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:44,630
As you come out of the clouds, the man
in the rowboat
453
00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:51,390
below loses his balance, throws the
satchel of money into the air, and you
454
00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:52,590
it, Mr. Convict.
455
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:58,090
But suddenly, you lose control of the
plane.
456
00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,550
Oh, I may also lose my lunch.
457
00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:22,650
Now, when the convict dropped the
satchel out of the plane, it landed in
458
00:29:22,650 --> 00:29:23,830
Blues Brothers' car.
459
00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:28,870
And after a big chase, they crashed
through the window of this bakery.
460
00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:30,450
All right, ready?
461
00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:36,170
Action. The baker's really mad and calls
the Keystone Cop.
462
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,640
and that's the fact that
463
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,540
You'll watch your monitors. Let's see
what your Hollywood screen test looks
464
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:26,740
all cut together and with a little
Hollywood magic thrown in.
465
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:44,900
That was wonderful of them to give us
that cassette. I'll never get tired of
466
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:48,640
playing it. Me neither. I can't believe
we made such fools of ourselves.
467
00:30:49,370 --> 00:30:51,590
Oh, I don't know. I thought I had a
couple of pretty good moments.
468
00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:55,990
I thought Arnold was the best actor.
He'll go far in his house, kid.
469
00:30:57,910 --> 00:31:02,110
And when you got hit with that pie and
made that funny face, I laughed so hard
470
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,190
nearly busted the elastic on my shorts.
471
00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:09,410
Yeah, that was one of the most exciting
weekends of my life.
472
00:31:09,990 --> 00:31:11,530
That goes for me, too, sir.
473
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:16,850
Sir? Leave him alone. He's comfortable
with it.
474
00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:21,730
All right, everybody, let me remind you
that next weekend's going to be pretty
475
00:31:21,730 --> 00:31:23,890
exciting, too. There's the little matter
of a wedding.
476
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,370
Not as exciting as the little matter of
the honeymoon.
477
00:31:29,290 --> 00:31:30,610
I let you know.
478
00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:34,830
I don't get it.
479
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,710
Don't worry about it, kid.
480
00:31:36,950 --> 00:31:40,610
Your big brother explained everything
about honeymoons when I think the time's
481
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:41,610
right.
482
00:31:42,070 --> 00:31:43,250
Hey, let's walk to the desk.
483
00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:44,450
All right.
484
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,740
My man, turn it to channel 13, man. I
got us a lottery ticket, and this baby
485
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,380
smells like a winner.
486
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,220
Oh, well, let's see it.
487
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,700
Oh, wow.
488
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:11,880
Let's see your 50 cents.
489
00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:14,440
Oh, okay.
490
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,400
Okay, so it's like that. Here you go.
491
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:18,820
Thank you.
492
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,660
Hey, these aren't the numbers we picked.
493
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,280
They are now.
494
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:27,260
Oh, Eddie, we had a system going on.
George Brett's lifetime batting average
495
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:28,260
Halle Berry's measurements.
496
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,560
I know, I know, but I was at the liquor
store, and you know how long them lines
497
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,680
could get, and I dozed off, and the new
numbers came to me in a dream.
498
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,720
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30?
499
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,820
Who are you dreaming about, your third
grade teacher?
500
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:48,040
Hey, man, how do you know? That's
spooky.
501
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,200
Give me my money back.
502
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:55,760
I'm a little short right now, you know,
but I can get it to you by the end of
503
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,760
the week, baby. What?
504
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,780
Which we'll never see. Now, for
tonight's numbers.
505
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,500
25.
506
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:10,900
10.
507
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,140
15. 5.
508
00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:17,360
20. And our final number, 30.
509
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,360
Loser. Damn, man, I'd like to see the
governor's number.
510
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:45,750
Thanks for the trip.
511
00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:46,770
This is my stop.
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