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All right, folks, I am glad you stuck
around with me here at BET Now.

I'm going to sign off from Dr.

Denham, South Street, Philadelphia.

All right, now I told you I was going to
be here all week.

I got my stuff, and I want to say
finally, Mom, get up and go to work. I

you're watching the show. It's time for
you to get out the house right now. All

right, leave.

The beat of just one drum What might be
right for you May not be right for some

A man is born He's a man of needs Then
along come two They got

nothing but the genes But they got
different strokes to take Different

to take Different strokes to move the
world Everybody's got a special

kind of story Everybody finds a way to
shine

It's a cake.

Then chew on your cud.

This food is for your daddy's surprise
party.

So the surprise will be no pickles.

Hi, Arnold.

Hi. How about lending a mouth with some
of these balloons?

Okay. Oh, I just love birthday parties.

They always make me feel like a kid.

How old a kid are you, Maggie?

Oh, look at that awkward age.

Awkward age?

Yeah. Telling you would be very awkward.

You shouldn't be embarrassed about your
age, Maggie. I don't mind admitting that

I'm 23.

In fact, I insist on it.

You fellas want a sneak preview of your
dad's special birthday cake?

Sure. Hey, how about a tape?

Me too.

Ta -da.

That's a cake.

That's right.

All right.

Well, how about that? You got dad's head
on a platter.

Phil the Baptist.

Hey, that's terrific, Maggie.

It looks just like dad.

Even the frosting on top is receding.

You wouldn't have to go through all this
trouble for my birthday to capture the

real me.

Just get me an angel food cake.

Or a fruit cake with nuts on it.

Pearl, are you sure Mr. Drummond won't
be back till after six?

I'm sure. He's at the health club.

Good. I don't want him to catch me
before the surprise.

I told him I wouldn't be back to town
till tomorrow.

That's the nice thing about surprise
parties. You can lie through your teeth

come out a better person for it.

Drummond residence.

What? Oh, thanks.

That was the doorman. Mr. Drummond's on
his way up now.

He double -cropped us.

Grab everything out of here. What?

I thought you were going to the club for
a workout.

No, no, I changed my mind. Why?

Birthday blues.

Today, I'm 52. I looked in the mirror
and I said, what's the use?

Oh, come on, Dad.

You still got a lot of miles left in the
old crate.

Yeah, get a lube, an oil change, set
your speedometer back, and you'll be as

good as new.

To tell you the truth, I'd feel a lot
better if Maggie were here.

She didn't care enough even to stay in
town for my birthday.

Anyway, listen.

Why don't we all go out tonight and have
a family celebration?

Uh, Dad, um, we all have plans for
tonight. You said don't fuss over your

birthday. Yeah, but you didn't have to
believe me.

We'll break our plans if you want, Dad.

I can see Michael Jackson any time. I
don't mind standing in line for three

again.

No, no, that's okay. You kids go ahead.

Have a great time. Don't worry about me.
Home all alone on my birthday like a

homeless dog.

Dad, you know what's wrong with you.
Yeah, I'm old.

He means besides that.

Dad, it's not you that's old. It's your
wardrobe.

I mean, look at you.

That's what you wear at a funeral.

And I mean the guy in the box.

Dad, I'm going to take you out right now
to do some shopping.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

He's right. You look terrible.

Hey, Dad, what you need is some get up
and go. So why don't we get up and go?

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Dad, I'm not
going to take no for an answer. I'm

to go out and buy you a whole new
wardrobe, my treat.

Your treat?

How can you afford that?

Easy. With a credit card.

Dad. It'll do you some good.

Like when a woman feels bad, she goes
out and buys a new dress.

Okay, but only if you buy me matching
shoes and a hat.

That's the spirit, Dad. Go out and get
some new threads, and you'll be like a

new man.

Bye, Mom. See you later. Bye -bye.

Oh, he misses me.

He's so sweet and so darn gullible.

Boy, that was close.

If he had have gone in the kitchen, he
would have seen the tape.

the evidence oh no you don't you take
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I heard Daddy down here, so I stayed
upstairs.

Smart move, even for you.

Hey, I'm going downtown to pick up Dad's
present. Want to come with me? No way.

It's cold out there.

I know a great little pizza parlor on
the way.

So what?

I'm cleaning.

Let's go.

You better tell someone you're coming
with me.

Oh, yeah, right.

Believe you, bust that thing, Arnold.

It was all a fail. It's a genuine three
-stage rocket.

And you're a genuine three -stage
knucklehead.

I can't help it if I'm nuts about outer
space.

Maybe I'll be the second black
astronaut.

Or in my case, half -astronaut.

How much money do you have left?

What? I spent all mine on Dad's present.
We need some to get home.

How much do you have left?

Nothing.

How could you be so stupid?

It runs in the family.

Well, hail the cab and the doorman can
pay him when we get there.

Good idea.

I knew I'd think of something.

shows in your face. It's all an
attitude.

Let me do this.

I have that rich look.

It's all an attitude.

Watch this.

says we should never do that.

I know, Arnold, but we've got to do
something. It's freezing out here. I'm

to be a blonde popsicle.

Hi, where are you going?

It's a park in 70th. Can you give us a
lift? Sure, hop in.

Oh, great.

Oh, good.

You must be chilled to the bones.

Yeah.

This is Arnold. Thanks for the ride. No
problem.

That looks like a rocket you've got
there, Arnold.

Yeah, three stages.

I'm a space freak.

Oh, me too.

I'm doing some work for an aerospace
company.

Oh, you're a pilot or something?

No, commercial artist.

I'm doing a layout for some new secret
experimental models.

Secret? Hey, tell us about them.

I probably shouldn't. It's for the
military.

Well, if it's a military secret, some
kid with a computer probably already

about it.

Well, I don't suppose it's a heavy -duty
secret.

As a matter of fact, I've got some tapes
at home of outer space photography I'll

bet you'd like to see. Would I?

Does Mr. T like gold chains?

Did you say 70th Street?

Right. Hey, don't change the subject.

Any chance of seeing those videotapes?

What are you, the spy that came in from
the cold?

I've got the tapes at home.

I'll give you my card. You may call
sometime.

Hey, how about right now and I'll save a
dime?

Uh, Arnold, I really think we should be
getting home. It's our father's

birthday. Yeah, but he won't be home for
a couple of hours yet.

I mean, you know, this is a chance of a
lifetime.

Well, I only live a few blocks from
where you're going. I mean, there's no

imposition if he really wants to see the
tape.

Well, okay. I guess we can spare a few
minutes.

Great. Fasten your seatbelts and let's
blast off.

You're my kind of guy, Bill.

Thanks, Isle.

You know, we can become good friends if
you got the right stuff in the

refrigerator.

Come on in. Make yourself at home.

You have a lovely apartment.

I love your paintings.

I'll give you a compliment to the
artist.

Good job, Bill.

I'm impressed.

Well, these things are nice, but let's
get to the space stuff.

You've got it, Arnold.

My tape machine is right in here.

I'll be right back, Kimberly. Okay.

You just sit right down on the bed.

I'll put the tape in the machine.

Oh, boy, front row spinner.

You know, with an attraction like this,
I could bring my friends over here and

charge admission.

Oh, I couldn't take money for this,
Arnold.

I could.

This is the real thing, an actual rocket
launching.

It's just like being there.

So if the wind is rattled and the bed
starts to shake, Don't panic.

It's just the subway.

I've been on the subway.

Some of those people that ride it look
like they're from outer space.

You know, you're weightless in space.

So you make sure you hold on to this
authentic moon rock in case you start to

float around.

I won't float. I had a big lunch.

Great cassette. You're going to love it.
All right.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Put this on so you feel like a real
member of the space program.

It sure is dark out here in space.

Laps up.

Ready to blast off.

Have fun, little buddy.

Well, I finally got an Arnold taken care
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This is really very nice of you. I know
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Well,

okay.

You know, you're very attractive.

Look, why don't you sit a little closer
so I can see those beautiful features?

Okay.

I really wish I didn't have these
freckles.

No problems. I'll just leave the
freckles out.

Thanks. I just want to make you happy.

I suppose a girl like you has a
boyfriend.

No one's steady.

Me either.

Relationships are difficult, aren't
they?

The worst thing is when you like someone
and they reject you.

That upsets me. That really upsets me.

I guess I wouldn't be too happy about
that myself.

I mean, the trouble is, people are
always in a hurry. They don't have time

really get to know you, to find out what
you're really like inside.

Yeah.

I guess I know what you mean.

Look, if this is going to take long, why
don't we do it some other time? I

really do have to be going. Oh, no, I'll
be finished in a minute, and then I'll

drive you home.

I mean, what's the sense of my going to
such a trouble for you if you won't let

me finish?

I'm sorry, but I really do have to...
Sit down.

Please.

Sorry, I didn't mean to raise my voice.

Alka, could we please hurry?

Of course.

You have beautiful hair.

Hello, Drummond residence.

What? Oh, thanks.

That was the doorman.

Willis and Mr. Drummond are on their way
up now. Oh, no. They got back for

Kimberly and Arnold.

Well, that means we're the surprise
party.

Better get our little behinds out of
sight.

That's easy for you to say.

Hey,

what in the world is going on here?

Happy birthday!

I never thought I'd come between you
two.

What are you doing here? I thought you
said you were going to be out of town.

She just used that as a cover -up, Dad.

In fact, I was hiding under the desk
when you were here earlier.

You're kidding.

She didn't even care enough to stay in
town on my birthday.

I am sorry about that.

Where's the rest of the gang?

Oh, Kimberly and Arnold went downtown to
pick up your present. I'm sure they'll

be back any minute. Yeah, you know
Arnold. He probably talked Kimberly into

stopping at the video arcade.

That's still them, the new bad threads
you got on, brother.

Yeah.

Let's see what you got on, Phillip.

I am not sure that you're ready for
this.

Oh, come on. Take it off.

Take it all off.

Mr. Drummond, you look terrific.

I feel like a damn fool.

Dad, you look really sharp.

Maybe, but I am going to change my
clothes.

Are you almost finished? My dad's
probably home by now. I really should be

going. How can I finish when you keep
changing expressions? You keep losing

I'm trying to capture.

Look, couldn't we just forget it? The
catch really isn't that important.

How can you say that?

I'm trying to do something nice for you
and you're being ungrateful.

I didn't mean to be. I really do have to
go.

You'll go when I say so.

You're hurting me.

Sit down and don't move.

Don't make me do something you'll be
sorry for.

This is great.

Hey!

Hey, Bill!

The door's locked!

Watch some more TV, Arnold.

Hey! Hey!

Open the door!

What's going on in there?

I'm doing a sketch of your sister, and I
need a little quiet.

Hey, come on!

Tell him everything is fine.

Tell him.

Everything's all right, Arnold. We'll be
done in a minute.

Hey, come on.

Open the door.

Why is the door locked? Let me out of
here.

Arnold, honey, please stop your banging.
It's okay.

Hey, come on.

Open the door. What's going on in there?
Let me out of here. Arnold, stop.

Look, why don't you let him out of
there? We really do have to go home.

You said you liked my place. Why are you
changing on me? Why are you getting so

uptight?

Look, why don't you come home with
Arnold and me? We're having a party.

We could have a real good time.

Why don't we celebrate here?

Just us.

Look, you have to understand I've been
under a lot of pressure lately. All I

really need is to relax and unwind a
little bit.

I like your company.

Oh, don't touch me. You mustn't be
afraid of me. You've got to learn to

me.

I hope that guy doesn't do anything to
Kimberly, because if he does, he's going

to be picking teeth out of his kneecap.

You have to learn to trust me.

You shouldn't have done that. Now,
you've made me very...

I have to put you in here till I can
take care of Arnold. Arnold! Arnold, no,

no. Don't hurt Arnold. What are you
going to do? No! I'm not going to do

anything as long as you behave yourself.

I can't open it either. It's stuck.

If you love your sister and you don't
want to see her hurt, then you'll shut

Do you hear me?

Where is Kimberly? What have you done
with her?

Nothing's going to happen to her as long
as you're a good little astronaut.

the river for this i'm gonna be eating
cold beans off a tin plate for 20 years

i'm gonna call the police when we get
out of here

we are getting out of here aren't we

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. For many
boys, he's a better beat than

a long come to.

They got nothing but the genes that they
got.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world if
it doesn't take.

Different strokes to move the world.