All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s06e14_the_boyfriend

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is
born, he's a man of means.

Then along come two, they got nothing
but the genes. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs and you'll

have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. It takes
different strokes to move the world. It

takes different strokes to move the
world.

Hey, here's something interesting,
Arnold.

What's that?

It says in my biology book that the
average human brain weighs three pounds.

would be average.

You believe this?

It is 10 o 'clock and your sister's not
home yet.

What's the big deal, Dad? She's just a
few minutes late.

Yeah, she's probably downstairs in a
taxi slobbering all over her date.

That's not funny, Arnold.

I don't like her seeing that guy, David.
What's wrong with him?

He's too old for her and he's too
arrogant and cocky for me.

Mr. Drummond, do you need anything
before I turn in? No, thank you, Pearl.

all be turning in pretty soon.

Yeah, we're just going to spend a few
more minutes ripping Jimmerly's date to

shreds behind his back.

Is she out with David again?

Yes.

There's something about that boy I don't
like, and I think I've narrowed it down

to what it is.

Everything.

I know just how Kimberly feels. When I
was a young girl, I had exactly the same

problem. Really? An obnoxious boyfriend?

No, an impossible father.

Oh, no offense.

I just don't think David is the kind of
boy that Kimberly ought to be seeing.

You know, he's a college dropout.

Oh, no, a college dropout? You mean they
let him still run loose on the streets?

Willis, go to your room.

Yeah, when Dad wants your opinion, he'll
give you one.

Good night, boys. Good night, Dad.

I don't mean to butt in, Mr. Drummond.
But you will.

Of course.

I really don't think that you should
worry about it. You know how teenagers

One week they like one fellow, the next
they like a different one.

I sure hope you're right.

I don't think there's anything to worry
about with Kimberly and that David.

Good night, David.

Good night, Kimberly.

Good night, David.

Good night, Kimberly.

Good night,

David. Oh, this isn't working. I think
we should try a different approach.

It won't work. We've tried them all. I
just hate to leave you. I hate to leave

you, too.

Then why do we torture ourselves?

I love you. You love me. We should be
living together.

Oh, David, we've talked about this a
hundred times.

What are you trying to do, wear me down?

You bet.

Come on, what's the difference,
Kimberly? We're going to be married one

anyhow. Shh, not so loud. My father
doesn't even know we date this much. He

thinks I see a lot of guys. He'd never
let me move in with you.

I've got an idea. And your father
wouldn't even have to know. What do you

I mean just tell him you're moving in
with my sister, Michelle.

What could be simpler?

David, he wouldn't even let me move in
with her. I'm still in high school,

remember?

Besides, much as I'm tempted, I wouldn't
feel right lying to my father. So could

we please just drop the ticket?

Consider it dropped.

Period. Finito.

End of discussion.

Thank you.

Did I mention I do the laundry?

I just want to be with you all the time.

Well, you can have another ten minutes.
Come on in. No.

Well, your father's probably up, and in
case you haven't noticed, the man is not

my biggest fan.

I mean, I'm about as welcome as a case
of swine flu.

Hello, David. So nice to see you.

Come on, Daddy's not that bad. Come on
in.

Besides, the only way he's going to get
to like you is if he knows you better.

Okay. I'll give it another shot.

That's the spirit. But remember, no
nuzzling or holding hands. Try to

yourself. I'll try.

But your dad is so cute.

Well, it looks like your dad's not even
here. Oh, yes, he is.

Oh, Daddy, um, you remember David.

Hello, David. So nice to see you.

Well, here we all are.

Daddy, can I get you something?

A couple of aspirins. I suddenly have a
headache.

Sure, right away. David, sit. Talk to
Daddy. He's in pain.

Oh, I know that feeling.

So?

So, how's business, Mr. Drummond?

Can't complain.

How are things in the world of computer
software?

I hear that a lot of little companies
like yours have been going bankrupt

lately.

Well, not mine. Things have never been
better.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Sales are up. I'm expanding.

Expanding? Mm -hmm. What did you do? Buy
a stapler?

Well, we all have to start somewhere,
Mr. Drummond.

We can't all inherit it like you did.

It happens that I have always worked
very hard for my money. I know.

In fact, I read a very impressive
article about you.

Oh, really?

Yeah, a real rags -to -riches story.

It said you started out a poor
millionaire and you ended up a rich one.

That's true, but it's not as easy as it
sounds. Now, if you want some good

business advice... Thanks, but if I make
any mistakes, I'd like them to be my

own.

You know, you're like a lot of the kids
today. You think you know it all.

Instead of staying in college and
getting a good education, you were in

hurry to make it big overnight that you
dropped out, right?

No.

My parents were going into hock to send
me through school.

I started working nights to get my
business going, and it suddenly started

great.

Is there anything wrong with being a
self -made man?

Where are those aspirin?

Here you go, Daddy.

Well, I think I should be going.

Kimberly, I'll speak to you soon.

Good night, Mr. Drummond. Good night,
David.

So, did you and David have a nice little
talk?

Well, I'll tell you.

When I first met David, I didn't like
him very much.

But now that I've gotten to know him, I
can't stand him.

You want to put Omar back on the street?
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it's very nice to respect your parents'
wishes, but If there's one thing I've

learned, it's that you've got to live
your own life.

Michelle, I just cannot move in with
David. My father would disown me right

after he killed me.

I just don't understand this.

You're always complaining that you don't
have any privacy around here and that

you're tired of being cross -examined by
your father.

Michelle, it would be dishonest to try
and fool Daddy.

Well, you're being dishonest now,
sneaking around with David and making

father think you're dating other guys.

You've got a point there.

Just move in with him for a while. Long
enough to find out if that's what you

really want.

Trust me.

The plan is going to work, and you will
be my roommate before you know it.

Roommate? You moving out, Kimberly?

Hello, Arnold.

Hi. We were just saying how nice it
would be if your dad would let Kimberly

in with me.

Nice? It would be heaven.

I would get Kimberly's room and I
wouldn't have to watch Willis flex his

muscles in the mirror.

Well, let's just hope we can convince
Daddy.

You'll convince him, all right. That
you're moving out so you can see more of

David.

Gee, I never thought of that.

I have the advantage of an uncluttered
mind.

Seeing David has got nothing to do with
it, Arnold. I need a little privacy at

this point in my life.

And maybe you could be helpful, Arnold.

I'll do anything to get Kimberly out of
the house.

Well, Kimberly does date other guys,
Arnold.

When your father gets home, maybe you
could go up to your room and phone down

here. You know, like you were one of the
guys asking Kimberly for a date. That's

a great idea. Would you do that, Arnold?
Of course, the sneaky.

But I won't use my normal voice.

I'll use something even sexier.

I love Arnold.

Oh, please, no kisses. I chat easily.

Yeah. Oh, hi, Michelle. Hi.

How was your game, guys? Oh, it's
riveting. You should have seen me. I was

some new moves. I'm talking smooth,
right, Dad? Right.

Then the girls left and we played some
basketball.

Well, I'm going to go upstairs and pick
out my socks for tomorrow.

What's the hurry?

If you keep putting these things off,
they'll just pile up on you.

That kid lives in his own little world.

How's it going, Michelle?

Oh, not too good.

I've got a real problem.

Well, what's the matter? Maybe we can be
helpful.

Well, I just don't know what I'm going
to do.

My roommate suddenly moved out, and I
can't afford my apartment by myself.

I guess I'll have to move, and you know
how impossible it is to find a decent,

reasonable apartment in New York.

Well, can't you find another roommate?

Well, I've tried.

But it's not easy to find someone that
you can get along with and like and

trust. There must be someone you know.

Well, as a matter of fact, there is.

But I'm sure you wouldn't approve, Mr.
Drummond. I wouldn't approve.

Why not?

Because it's Kimberly.

You're right. I wouldn't approve.

Please, Daddy, it would really help out
Michelle, and I'll be going away to

college anyway soon. You can think of it
as kind of like a dress rehearsal for

me being on my own.

Yeah, Dad, I finally have a room to
myself.

You don't know what it's like sleeping
in the bunk below Arnold.

Every night I hear the patter of his
little feet on my face.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Is this my little coochie -coo?

is Brad, baby.

Hello, Brad. How are you?

Lonesome. I count every minute I'm away
from my fragrant flower of femininity.

Oh, Brad.

You sweet talker, you.

Listen, how about you and me splitting a
Kool -Aid and slow dancing until dawn?

I'm sorry, but I'm seeing Ron on Friday
and...

Oh, I'm afraid Saturday's out, too.

Steve's got a football game.

Well, maybe some other time, pussycat.

Meanwhile, keep your whiskers dry.

Oh, I will.

Thanks for calling, Fred.

Check you later, frecklehead.

Boy, Kimberly, you sure do have a lot of
dates.

Oh, yeah. Well, I know a lot of nice
guys.

I wouldn't want to get serious about
anyone in particular.

Keep up the good work.

Well, how about it, Mr. Drummond? Can
Kimberly move in with me?

Oh, please, Daddy. It's not forever.
Just till Michelle finds another

Yes, say yes. Do us all a favor.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

First of all, I would like to go and
check out Michelle's apartment.

Oh, thanks!

Well, think of it as a definite maybe.

As a matter of fact, I have some time
this afternoon, Michelle.

This afternoon?

Oh,

I mean, that'd be great.

That'll give me a little time to get
over there and straighten things up.

You know, pantyhose drying on the
radiator.

See you later.

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Well, I think we did a pretty good job.

We got rid of every sign that a man
lives here.

Why? Sorry, Christy, but it's over
between us anyway.

You better get out of here, too. Right.

Oh, no.

Get behind.

Where?

The fire escape.

No way. It's raining outside. Do you
want Mr. Drummond to see you?

I'm singing in the rain. I'm singing in
the rain. What a glorious day.

Be right there.

Hello. Here we are.

Sorry to keep you waiting. I was in the
east wing.

All right.

Oh, hey.

This is a charming little apartment.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Drummond.

Let me give you the grand tour.

This is the living room. That's the
kitchen. That's the bedroom. That's the

bathroom. That's the closet.

Are you sure that wasn't the economy
tour?

I'm going to have a little look around,
all right?

Daddy, wait till you see this gorgeous
view of the skyline.

Oh, on a good day, you can see all the
way down to...

What's the matter with the view?

Oh, nothing. You can't see much in
weather like this. Oh, and it is really

blowing out there. I heard a report on
the radio that some poor devil was blown

right off his balcony.

And he wasn't up any higher than this.

Oh, hey, look.

I'll bet that on a clear day you can see
my office building from here.

I'll be able to wave to you until it
works and you can wave back at me.

I like the apartment very much and I
think you may do good.

Does that mean she can move in with me?

Well, we'll give it a try if that's what
you really want. I want, I want. You

got, you got.

You're terrific.

I am, aren't I? Oh.

Well, I gotta be going.

Okay. Now, remember, honey, when you get
moved in, look through that peephole

before you let anybody in, turn off all
the appliances before you go to bed, and

call the police right away if you hear a
heavy breather on the phone.

Now, you sure you don't want me to chain
a killer dog outside the door?

No, that won't be necessary.

Bye now.

Fifteen minutes in the spin sock, I'll
be as good as new.

What happened in here?

Kimberly gets to move in with you.

She really fooled her father. He didn't
suspect a thing.

Fantastic! Wait!

Hug called off on the can of rain.

Still trying my curveball.

See ya.

It was nice of David to give me things
for the apartment.

Yeah, you've got him housebroken
already.

Yeah, where do you want these sweaters?
Oh, just set them down anywhere. I'll

put them away later.

She's got a lot to do. I'll put them
away in the bedroom for her. Okay.

Kimberly, how about something cold to
drink?

No, thanks.

I meant me.

Got a soft drink?

Yes.

Oh, look.

Here's one right here in the groceries I
just bought.

Michelle, you know where everything is.
Why don't you get Arnold a glass?

Right. Oops.

Silly me.

Michelle, remember you told me that you
moved the glasses.

Oh, right.

Did I tell you where I moved them to?

happen to remember where you keep the
refrigerator?

Macho shave.

With a stubborn stubble?

Uh, oh, the clerk was to put this in my
bag by mistake.

You girls don't have to be embarrassed
because you have porcupine legs.

Porcupine legs, yeah, that we, yeah.

Oh, Michelle.

Could you give me some advice on some
new fashion?

If I can, Willis, what is it?

Are women starting to wear men's
underwear?

Gee, Willis, where'd you get those?

Well, I thought I'd do you a favor and
put your sweaters away.

There's a dresser drawer full of these,
and men's socks, too.

Oh, well, uh, there's a reason for that,
right, Kimberly? Right.

Tell him.

Yeah, I know the reason.

There's also a closet full of men's
clothes in there, too.

This isn't your apartment, Michelle.

This is David's.

What are you talking about, Willis?

Willis! I'm shocked you'd even think
such a thing.

Hi, this is David. I'm not home right
now, but if you leave a message, I'll

back to you as soon as I can.

Hey, Kimberly, it's David.

I'm at the office.

Give me a call when it's safe to come
home.

Okay, cutie?

What? I'm shocked. You didn't even think
such a thing.

Guys, please don't tell Daddy.

We won't, but your brain must be made
out of silly putty.

Yeah, it's sure going to hurt Dad if he
ever finds out.

I guess I cooked a little too much
dinner.

I've got to get used to Kimberly not
being here.

It does seem strange without her.

She's only been away four hours.

But it's what Kimberly wants, and I
guess it'll be a good experience.

Oh, she's going to get some experience,
all right.

I think she'll be just fine.

That Michelle seems like she'd make a
very nice roommate.

Well, look who's here.

Hey.

What's going on?

Daddy, you remember David.

Oh, David, so nice to see you.

Hello, Mr. Drummond.

Daddy, I've got to talk to you about
something.

Guys, would you mind leaving the room,
please?

No, not at all.

Me neither. I don't want to be near
ground zero when the bomb goes off.

Something is going on that I don't know
about.

Well, Daddy, as a matter of fact, I'm
afraid I've done something I'm not very

proud of. Oh?

What was that?

Mr. Drummond, it's not Michelle's
apartment that Kimberly moved into. It's

Yes. Daddy, I know it was wrong to lie
to you, but David and I discussed it and

we agreed we couldn't go through with
it. Living together?

Mr. Drummond, it was my stupid idea.

I mean, and I couldn't let Kimberly be
in any situation where she was this

unhappy. In the same apartment?

My daughter and you?

Well, anyway, Daddy, here I am if you
want me.

Well, of course I want you.

How could you possibly consider such a
thing? Well, Daddy, at least I wound up

doing the right thing.

Yes, you did.

But don't deny me my parental right to
be angry at what you almost did.

Daddy, I'm going to go about this the
way you'd want me to.

Oh, good, good.

That's why David and I have decided to
get engaged.

Engaged? Well, that could lead to
marriage.

Daddy, I just know as the years go by,
you're going to learn to love David.

Daddy, say something.

Get me some aspirin.

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up with the garment bag? You going
somewhere?

Yeah, I just got some terrible news. My
Uncle Buddy died.

Oh, Malcolm, I'm so sorry.

I mean, what happened? He was fine when
we visited him last Thanksgiving.

Well, yeah, he was 87 and my Aunt
Jeanette's only 32.

Oh.

We can assume he died a happy man.

Yes, yes he did.

I have a 715 flight to North Carolina.
I'm going to be one of the pallbearers.

Oh, wow. That's a real honor, Mal. I was
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favorite cousins, Freddy Ricketts.

Oh, that turned out real good.

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Cousin Freddy spilled out and slid down
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Eventually.

Down the coast.

I'll see you guys later.

You dropped a dead man down a storm
drain?

It was a defective handle, okay?

The sun was in my eyes.

A beast of me.

It was really heavy, okay?

Isn't it like a funny bone?

It's just gonna leave you alone while
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Did you miss me? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Doug's been taking too many breaks.
Here, let me get this.

Welcome. Welcome back.

Hey, Doug.

It's not the 50 -50 club without you.
Oh, well, it's good to be back.

So, how you holding up now?

I'm fine.

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All of his wives spoke.

How many did he have?

Legally, three.

But there were a couple of gatecrashers
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Is this from Uncle Buddy?

No, that is Uncle Buddy.

Here you go, Mal. Thank you, Doug.

Uncle Buddy, here's to you.

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Why do you have his ashes here?

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