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Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes. But they
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Hold still. I don't want to stick you.
Okay.

Ah! I didn't hold still.

Pearl, have you ever considered hemming
dresses at the blood bank?

Well, it's worth all the pain if this
dress helps you win senior class queen

next week.

Think of the honor. Think of the prizes.
A new set of luggage, a whole new

wardrobe, and an intimate dinner for two
at the Melody Lanes.

Oh, that sounds like a very romantic
place.

Not really. It's a bowling alley.

I hear the gutter ball souffle is
excellent.

Can't wait to try it.

Well, the only reason I'm in the contest
is because all the proceeds go to

charity. Oh, I know. I already got my
ticket.

Oh, you did?

Hey,

look, everybody. We found it.

That chess set was downstairs in the
basement.

It's very old.

I'm afraid it's missing a few pieces.

It belonged to my great -grandfather,
who I'm afraid was also missing a few

pieces.

Dad, if it's missing pieces, how are you
going to teach me to play?

I'll improvise.

We'll fill in with salt and pepper
shakers. You'll be a well -seasoned

How are the alterations coming, Pearl?

Oh, so -so.

Boy, the epidemic of bad jokes around
here.

I think you both need a shot of
punicillin.

What do you think, fellas?

Oh, you look absolutely beautiful.

You've come a long way, baby.

Oh, Willis. Look at this.

My son, the head waiter.

Come on, seriously, how do I look?

Rented.

Well, I think he looks gorgeous.

Oh, thank you, Pearl.

Obviously, your good taste hasn't been
affected by a family of crumb bums.

Willis, I have a nice little boutonniere
that will look perfect on this tuxedo.

Oh, I'm going to go and get my camera. I
would love to take a picture of my two

beautiful children.

As long as you had it, why don't you
take one to Willis, too?

Willis, how come you didn't text to go
to the Letterman's Club banquet?

Oh, because it's a big deal. I mean,
they invited guys from every Letterman's

Club in the city.

No, Willis, I didn't realize the
Letterman's Club had all those great

benefits or I would have joined a long
time ago.

You joined?

Kimberly, you've got to be kidding.

Why? I'm on the swim team. I've earned a
letter.

Kimberly, Kimberly, my dear silly little
sister.

In case you haven't noticed, the name of
the club is Letter Men, not Letter

Women.

In other words, I can't join because I'm
a girl. She catches on quick. She's no

dummy.

You know, Willis, I'm sick and tired of
you and your friend's patronizing

attitude about girls and sports.

Stupid, chauvinistic, and unfair.

And not by accident. Oh, well, come on.
You can't hold it. No, we're one girl.

Please, would you just stand right over
here? And if you don't mind, I would

like to get a picture of you with smiles
on your faces.

Uh, Dad, I think you better take a
picture now and have it touched up

All right, come on now. Try to look
loving?

In other words, fake it.

Look, Jim, the club is for guys only.

Those are the rules.

So get off my back.

Well, they're dumb rules, and so are the
jerks who made them up. Come on. That's

not a big smile. Put your arms around
each other.

Smile,

bad loser.

Look at that club -wise guy.

No way, Goldilocks.

Thanks for the pictures. They're going
to look great on the Christmas card. Two

Scrooges.

Why do you have to be so stubborn? Why
shouldn't there be girls in the club?

Because they don't belong.

You girls have your own things, like,
for instance, the senior class queen

contest. The club is for jocks, not
jockettes.

That is the most ridiculous, insensitive
attitude I've ever heard, isn't it,

Arnold?

Not necessarily.

I mean, you know, like when us menfolk
get together, we always talk about

that don't interest women.

Like what?

Women.

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It's great to see you guys. All right.
How you doing? Not too good.

Oh, really?

Well, what's the matter? We got a big
problem.

The Letterman's Club is in real trouble.

Are you kidding?

No, you may be the only one who can save
us. Hey, me?

Well, all right. Sure, man. I'm your
man. What's your problem? Your sister.

Maybe I'm not your man.

You better be, Jackson.

We've got a real crisis here.

Your sister's got a lot of girls all
stirred up about joining our club.

She even went to the principal today.

Principal? Yeah, she's a troublemaker.
Remember?

Last year, she got girls on the swim
team.

What are you gonna do about it, Jackson?
Okay, okay. I mean, I'm just her

brother, not her keeper.

Well, you better straighten her out
before we get stuck with a bunch of

our club.

Next thing you know, we're gonna be
wearing our letters on pantyhose.

Okay, just take it easy. Don't worry
about it, man. I've already talked to

and really laid down the law.

Hi, guys.

How do I look?

Kimberly!

What are you doing wearing my
letterman's sweater?

Oh, I just wanted to see what it was
like to wear one, you know, for when the

girls are in the letter person's club.

You laid down the law, huh?

Oh, I didn't mean to interrupt.

But I left my magazine down here.

What magazine?

Weightlifters Weekly?

No, Women in Sports.

You ought to read it sometime.

Yes, if you can read.

She's saying I can't read or something?

Jetson, you better hurry up and do
something about her. And fast. Oh, okay,

okay. Don't worry. Take it easy.

I'll talk to her. Just stay right. Be
right back.

Now,

Arnold, remember, chess is a
psychological game.

And it's important that you take a very
long time before you make each move.

What for?

To make your opponent think you know
what you're doing.

I'll get right out of your way. I just
wanted to return Willis' sweater.

Sure.

Now, I don't know about chess.

I like checkers.

I mean, all you have to know is red and
black. At least you have a 50 -50 chance

of being right.

Chimley, we've got to talk. There's
nothing to discuss. There is, too. You

in bed and you came down. Where am I?
Oh, so what?

Daddy, what do you think?

I don't know.

Where am I?

Hold on. Count me out, kids.

I'm busy with chess now.

Arnold, let's go down to the kitchen
where it's quiet.

Yeah, let's get away from these
quibbling siblings.

All right, resume battle stations. Fire
at Will. We'll fire at Kim.

Kimberly, why did you have to go to the
principal?

Now you've gotten me in trouble with the
Letterman's Club.

I'm just doing whatever it takes to get
in.

Why do you want to join so badly?

It's a matter of justice.

We have got a right to join if we want
to.

Kimberly, do you love me?

Of course I do. Then bug off.

Because if you don't, I'll really pay
for this.

Kimberly, I'll be the laughingstock of
the whole school.

Sounds good to me.

Okay, Pearl, it's okay.

Sorry to evacuate you, Mr. Drummond, but
I can't wax the floor with you two in

the kitchen.

It's perfectly all right, Pearl. It was
presumptuous of me to think that I could

go into just any room in my own home.

Why don't we go into my den and see
who's in there?

Okay. And if that doesn't work, there's
always another room. But the only thing

is we'll get interrupted by the
flushing.

Hello there, fellas. I'm Melissa's
father. This is his brother.

Hi, nice to meet you.

We'll get right out of your way.

Bad news, guys.

I couldn't do a thing with Kimberly.
Sorry.

You don't know what sorry is, Jackson.

Hey, come on. It bugs me as much as it
does you.

This girl sure wouldn't like it if we
tried to get in one of their clubs.

they'd really trip.

Hey, wait a minute. Maybe that's it.

What's it?

What I just said.

What if we tried to get in one of their
clubs?

See, when they see how ridiculous it is,
they'll stop trying to get in our club.

That's a great idea.

Sounds good. Now, wouldn't it be funny
if a guy entered the contest for senior

class queen?

That would be hysterical. We just have
to find the guy to do it.

Who could we get?

Yeah, who could we get?

Oh, no.

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You just made my stomach an offer it
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What'd you make, Pearl?

Salad and my special lobster surprise.

Lobster? You must have blown the food
budget for a whole week.

Nope. The surprise is it's tuna.

Let me help you with your chair,
Kimberly.

Thanks, but I don't want to wind up on
the floor.

No, I'm not mad at you anymore.

Dad, I thought it over, and she was
right.

This is a free country, and she can join
any club she wants to. Well, now,

that's very sensible.

I smell a rat.

Yeah, a rat in a short afro.

Kimberly, you could at least give your
brother the benefit of the doubt. Yeah,

don't be so suspicious.

Would you like some salad, Arnold?

Yes. Sure, here you go.

Say, um...

Have you heard? There's a new contestant
running for the senior class queen.

Really? Who?

Me. We're talking about Willis.

Very funny, Willis. I'm serious.

The Letterman's Club is sponsoring me.

Looks like Pearl's going to have to hem
a dress for Willis, too.

What in the world would prompt you to do
something like that? That's ridiculous.

Yeah, but it's no more ridiculous than
Kenley trying to get into our

club. If she'll back down, we'll back
down. Oh, so that's your game.

I knew you had something up your girdle.

Well, if the principal of your school
finds out about this, he'll have a thing

or two to say to you. Oh, no, we already
checked it out with him. And there's

nothing in the rules that says a guy
can't enter the contest.

You think you're going to make a
shambles out of this whole thing, but

the one who's going to look like a fool.

She has a point, Willis. You're going to
look rather silly up on the stage in a

pair of high heels and off -the
-shoulder gown.

What are you going to do, wear false
eyelashes and stuff sweat socks in your

bra?

No, I don't want to overdo it, Arnold.

I'll just borrow one of Kimberly's bras.

Oh, Pearl.

As long as you're selling Kimberly's
gown, do you think you could fix this

sweater for me?

I've worn another hole in the elbow.

I fixed that sweater five times already.

Mr. Drummond, you have a few bucks. Why
don't you give that sweater to the

Goodwill? I don't think they'd take it.

I'll buy a new sweater. I'll give that
to the Goodwill.

Couldn't you do something about it,
please?

It's my favorite. It's my security
sweater.

Well, I'll tell you, Linus. How would
you like a night sleeveless model?

Well, that's a thought. I don't want to
put you into too much trouble, though.

Oh, no trouble at all.

Ah.

I'm glad I didn't ask you to fix a hole
in the seat of my pants.

Don't worry. It'll look real preppy when
I'm done. And these will be great leg

warmers.

Man,

what a day.

Hi, Dave.

Oh, hi, Arnold. What's the problem?

Well, if that's a problem, Dad, can't
you talk him out of this senior class

thing?

Well, what's that got to do with you?

Well, one blabbermouth at school has a
brother that goes to school with Willis.

So now everybody knows he's running for
senior class queen, and I'm taking all

the heat. Oh, come on, Arnold.

I'm sure you can take a little ribbing.

It can't be all that bad.

Are you kidding?

Today at school, a guy asked if you
could carry my books.

He was bigger than me, so I let him.

Well, if it's any consolation to you,
Willis tells me that they've been

him at his school, too.

Dad, wouldn't it be a lot easier if he
just dropped out of the contest? Talk to

him. I already have. His mind is made
up.

Look, I don't know whether he's right or
wrong, but if he goes through with

this, he's got incredible guts.

Of course, his legs are another story.

Oh, let's get out of here before these
two turkeys get their feathers in an

uproar.

And we're not fighting anymore.

In fact, we're being very civil to each
other. Right.

If this jerk wants to make a fool out of
himself, let him.

Hey, get ready for dinner, kids.

Pearl's made a delicious lasagna.

That's for me.

Not for me.

I'll just have salad.

Gotta watch my waistline for the
contest.

I think he's going upstairs to pluck his
eyebrows.

Final judging.

The bathing suit competition.

Since I'm head of the math department,
it makes sense that I should make this

introduction.

I've always been good at figures.

But I'm funnier than he is.

Better laugh it up, kids.

Remember I'm the guy who hands out the
report cards?

Vicki James.

Thank you, Vicki.

Next, Miss Irma Elsie.

Very nice.

And next, Miss Kitty Lee.

Miss Kimberly Drummond.

That's my daughter.

And now the last contestant, and one who
gives a new meaning to the word

curvaceous, Mr.

Willis Jackson.

That's his other daughter.

For our senior class folks, let's get to
know a little bit more about our

contestant, huh?

Vicki, what's your goal in life?

Well, I'd like to get married and have
kids and be the best darn housewife I

be. Oh, that's very admirable.

Boring, but admirable.

What about you, Irma?

I want to be a career officer in the
United States Marines.

Huh? Anything wrong with that?

No.

What about you, Kitty? What do you want
to accomplish in life?

I would like to end world hunger and get
a jacuzzi.

What about you, Kimberly?

I'd like to make the world a better
place. Oh.

By killing my brother.

Touching sentiment.

And what about you, Willis?

What's your goal in life?

To be what no man has ever been before.

Miss Universe.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

The moment we've all been waiting for.
Who will be this

year's senior class queen?

Well, seniors have cast their ballots.

And may I have the envelopes, please?

The second runner -up

is Miss Kitty...

The first runner -up is Miss Kimberly
Drummond!

And

now,

ladies and gentlemen, Garfield High's
new

senior queen.

And she is Willis Jackson.

beauties. He took the town by surprise
with his hall of arrogance.

He faced his eyes and here he is walking
on air.

He is the Baroness of the Fair. He is
Mr.

Garfield.

Hi.

I couldn't believe it.

It was great to do it. I think I'm going
to win.

Well, if this is ridiculous, how could
you possibly have won?

Simple. I got all the guys' votes, and
you girls put the rest four ways.

Oh, now, don't be bitter, Kimberly.

You were first runner -up.

Listen, should I be unable to fulfill my
duties as queen, the crown shall be

passed to you.

I'd like to crown you. You ruined the
whole pageant. Yeah.

That was quite an experience.

You look absolutely beautiful, honey. I
don't quite know what to say to you,

son. This is one occasion Hallmark
doesn't have a card for.

Well, Dad, I did what I set out to do.

Yeah, you made a complete fool of
yourself.

No, Otto. I proved that it was silly for
me to be in this contest and that

there's some territory that still
belongs to men only and some that belong

women. Uh, not anymore, Willis.

Say what?

Well, I just talked to the principal
and...

Well, he informed me that since Willis
has broken the sex barrier, from now on,

all school activities will be open to
both boys and girls.

Oh, right!

Does that include the Letterman's Club,
Mr. Havemeyer?

I don't see why not.

Oh!

Man, you mean I'm worth through all this
trouble for nothing.

Not for nothing, Willis. You want a
subscription to Glamour magazine and a

with the captain of the football team.

Oh, and there's one thing more, Willis.
What's that, Dad?

I want that young man to have you home
by midnight.

Different strokes can make.

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