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That's all mine. I'm bonafide qualified
to have a hot damn time to listen.

Get the picture and take a picture of me
quick. See, since tomorrow I got a new

city that I'm going to hit. A double
whammy. Right before I do the Grammy, I

it through a Pup Daddy way out in South
Miami. I'm only in town for a night.

But when I'm with them in the crowd, we
can hide. And everybody loves me. The

browns to the whites. They live like a
movie, but I'm moving my life. And I'm

the light for the party. Every time I
show up. I'm the light for the party.

Every time I blow up.

I'm the light for the party. Every time
I show up. I'm the light for the party.

Every time I blow this.

I'm gonna roll up the switch up. But
don't drink all my liquor.

You know it's all good, good, good. Give
me one second, I'll post for your

picture. Like cheese, cheese, cheese,
cheese, cheese, cheese.

Now everybody just freeze, freeze,
freeze, freeze.

Now DJ, bring the music, please.

Count them, man.

It's about 12, 13, 14 back.

Me. Two of my homies drinking.

I see all the ballers in the house and
stuff, man.

They doing it big over there, too.

But you know, man, if I wasn't here, it
wouldn't be the same.

I'm the life of the party, baby.

I hope you feel the same way about
yourself.

All right, Diva.

Yes, indeed.

I've had fun. Thank you guys so much for
hanging out with me at the Palace of

Wax. I see Prince. You know what,
Stephen Hill? This is for you, boo.

Go.

Be fabulous with Prince. Thank you guys
so much for hanging out with me. Peace

and blessings to you all. I'm out.

You know, my boss is a huge fan.

Now the world don't move.

You don't need just one drum.

What might be right for you may not be
right for some. A man is born. He's a

of need.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the gene. But they
got different strokes to take. Different

strokes to take. Different strokes to
move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

No matter that you got not a lot. So
what? I'll have yours and I'll have

mine. And together we'll be fine.
Different strokes to move the world.

strokes to move the world.

I got it. I'm expecting a phone call.

I'm expecting a call, too.

Do you mind?

Hi, there.

Arnold here.

Yes, it is.

Just a moment.

It's for Dad.

Dad! Dad!

What's up?

Long, this is a phone call for you. Oh,
okay.

It's, uh, Colette. Tell him I'm not
here.

Okay, but it's from Holland.

Oh, that's probably Cousin Anna.

Yes, I'll accept the charges.

Hello.

Hannah.

You can come?

Marvelous. I'll arrange the plane
tickets right away. It'll be wonderful

you again.

Yes, I can hear you fine. No need to
shout.

Oh, you're shouting because I'm
shouting.

Well, we'll talk when you get here.

Have a safe trip.

Bye.

When's she coming, Dad?

Saturday.

She's bringing her son, Hans.

They're going to be here for a week.

Oh, really? That's great, Daddy. I've
never met either of my cousins. Well, we

put him, Mr. Drummond. We're wall -to
-wall people here.

No problem. I'll get them a nice suite
at the Waldorf.

And I know how to make them feel at home
here. I'll clean the house with Dutch

cleanser.

Hey, guys. Now, this means I'm very
pleased to meet you.

Hi,

gang. Hi, Daddy. Did you have a good
workout?

Great. Since I started hitting those
weights, I'm really encouraged.

The gym instructor said that in no time
at all, I will have the body of a 12

-year -old girl.

We've only got a couple of hours before
we pick up Anna and Hans. I'm going to

have a little beauty rest before I get
dressed. Okay.

I'll get it.

Fair live, Anna.

For heaven's sake, you're early. We were
going to pick you up.

It's not necessary. We take bosh.

Dorman is bringing suitcases.

Well, you look terrific.

Where's Hans?

Hans? Will you please don't play with
elevator buttons?

Why you don't say hello to Cousin
Philip?

Hello, Cousin Philip. Hello, Hans.

Come in, come in. Meet the rest of the
family.

Kids?

This is Anna and Hans.

This is the family that I wrote to you
about.

Kimberly, Willis, and Arnold.

Everybody looks alike.

I feel like I'm doing a double mint
commercial.

Well, there does seem to be a
resemblance between Kimberly and Hans.

Ah, what about you and Cousin Anna?

No, it's not true.

I think we not look like each other,
right, Philip?

Of course not.

I can never get my hair to stay like
that.

Well, it's nice that you're here, but we
certainly didn't expect you so early.

We trade first -class tickets from you
and got super shavers.

Shaver to Philip is very wasteful. Yes.

I give you money, we get back.

Oh, no, Hannah, you don't have to. Okay.

Hans, give the children gifts we bring.

Yes, Mother.

For each of you.

Spiegel sticks.

That's just what I always wanted.

The spiegel sticks.

Thank you, Hans. We love them. Yeah.

I had one once, but I lost it.

So sorry I did not for you bring one,
Philip.

Oh, that's all right. I hardly ever
swizzle anymore.

But I brought something.

It's good in the office.

From airplane to very nice lunch bag.

That's more like an after lunch bag.

Thank you, Anna.

I know just what to do with it.

So, you are fine and we are fine. Enough
shattering.

Where we to sleep, Philip?

Oh, I reserved you a very nice suite in
a lovely hotel.

More based money.

We stay here, yes?

Here? Well, we did not fly all this way
to sleep with bellboys.

I'll wash up now, please.

The powder room's right over here,
cousin Anna.

Such a nice girl.

And so pretty, too.

Oh, thank you.

I think you have my looks.

Hans, would you like to use the
bathroom, too?

Oh, yes, please.

I thought so.

You were kind of holding your knees
together.

Come on, Hans is upstairs.

If you're going up there, put the cot
up.

Hans can sleep in your room. Okay, Dad.

We'll take a number to use the bathroom.

Come on.

This way.

Pearl!

Pearl!

Yes, Mr. Drummond? Pearl, we have a
change of plans.

Oh? I have to make room for my cousins
here.

Now, we have a spare cot in the boys'
room for Hans.

Anna can sleep in Kimberly's room.

No, Kimberly only has a single bed.

Oh, right.

Well, Kimberly and Anna can sleep in my
room. Then Hans can sleep in Kimberly's

room. The boys can sleep in their room.
And I can sleep in a cot in your room.

No, that won't work. You can say that
again.

I suppose Anna could sleep in your room.

In my room? Where am I supposed to
sleep? In the sink?

Excuse me, Daddy, but didn't you already
make a reservation for a suite at the

Waldorf? Now you're talking.

The Waldorf's fine with me.

I think more along the lines of the
Lucky Seven Motel.

Okay, the Waldorf.

Wonderful. I'll have breakfast in bed.

Do that. With champagne and caviar.

Don't do that.

College Hill crew brings the ATL to the
UK.

We were just having fun, but Drew, I
don't know what is up with him. He

feel included, but he's not. Drew needs
to just suck it up. Man, if you don't

shut up.

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All set, Hans.

Thank you.

Tell me how it feels.

Hard. Like wood.

But it'll be fun.

You can pretend you're camping out in
the wilderness.

I kind of envy you.

Good. Then you have fun and I will sleep
in your bed.

How did he pull that off?

Very smoothly.

Felix!

No one should have to live in room of
maid.

What's the matter with it?

It does not have bad camera. Bad camera?

Bad top?

The room has only shower?

Spritzer? I have never in my life
spritzed.

Is this a water, Philip?

Oh, well, then about the only thing I
can suggest on is the hotel, but I'm

you'll be very comfortable there.

No.

Here I will be very comfortable.

It's good bed, I think. Oh, I wouldn't
dream of letting you sleep on the sofa.

Thank you.

Then you sleep here and I sleep in your
room.

are you doing? Don't drop that. You
might hit somebody in the head and hurt

them. Yeah.

Give me that.

If your mother found out what you were
doing, she would use your behind for a

dartboard.

Please do not tell mother.

Okay, we won't.

Oh, thank you. You are such wonderful
cousins.

How can I ever thank you?

Next time you're in town, just Bring me
another swizzle, Steve.

All right, who dropped the water
balloon?

Well, you see, Dad, we can explain.

I don't want to hear it.

Just tell me who dropped the balloon,
and I mean right now.

Oh, I cannot lie.

Arnold did it.

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I don't ever want to have to tell you
that again.

No more throwing water balloons off the
balcony. It is childish, stupid,

dangerous, and it is against the law.

Dad, I know what it looks like, but it's
not what it looks like.

Of course it isn't. I catch you on the
balcony with a water balloon.

I got hit by one. I am soaking wet, and
you're innocent from lack of evidence.

I think you are all spritzed.

Daddy, what happened to you?

Your infantile brothers happened to me.
They were dropping water balloons off of

the balcony.

Shame on you boys.

My hands would never do a naughty thing
like that, would you, my lambkin?

Philip, why you not control your voice
better?

You are too permissive with them. You
may be right.

A fine example you boys are setting for
your cousin.

You guys are grounded for a month.

A month?

Dad! What they need is good schtick to
the hiney.

I'm holding that in reserve.

In the meantime, since you boys like
water sports so much, I have a wonderful

idea.

You know what our first mistake was?

We should have saved the water balloons
and thrown Hans off the balcony.

Please, Blue.

We would have had our own flying
Dutchman.

You mean lying Dutchman.

I don't like this either, but I kind of
feel sorry for Hans.

I mean, how would you like to have a
jail warden for a mother?

We only have to put her with her for one
week.

Hans is in for life.

This must be miserable.

Then you're smiling.

Then you're smiling.

The whole world smiles with you.

Poor guy is really miserable.

Oh, Gadget, I am so sorry for what
happened. I would like to make it up to

Good. You can help us with the windows.

No way.

I mean, it would look suspicious if
Mother saw.

Ah, we understand, Hans. Yeah, we're
dripping with compassion.

I know what you can do for us, Hans.

How about getting us some nice, clean
water?

That is, if you don't mind associating
with known criminals.

Ah, refined but aggressive.

The same way I like my women.

You know, this bottle must be worth $100
by now.

That much?

Yeah. I think I'll let it sit for a
while.

You have to let it breathe.

Let it breathe?

For a hundred bucks, I'd give it
artificial respiration.

Oh, hi, Hans. Need something?

Oh, no, I was just getting some water
for Phyllis and Arnold.

What a nice boy.

Yes, I am.

polishing it off?

Oh, boy.

Now I'm confused.

I will get hickory stick on honey for
sure.

Oh, look out, Willis.

He's doing it again.

It was obviously an accident.

We'll just tell Dad we're going to know
how it got broken. That way no one gets

hurt.

Oh, right on, Soka.

Uh,

hon, you've got to be born with it. You
can't fake it.

see it happen. Me neither. And I have a
witness.

Willa saw me not see it happen.

Hans?

This is true, my dad.

Arnaud did not do it.

Phyllis did it.

Say what?

Are you sure, Hans?

My dad.

I could not lie.

Hans says you did broke it, then you did
broke it.

Come, Hans.

Your cushions are bad influence. I don't
want you should play with them some

more. Yes, my dad.

Well, Mr. Nice Guy, what are we going to
do now?

I'll just tell dad I knocked it off the
table accidentally.

What? You're going to take the rap for
that little backstabbing bozo?

It's no big deal.

he'll try to pin on his neck.

Oh, no, you know how important this
whole visit is to Dad.

I mean, if we go and tell him about
Hans, it'll spoil the whole thing.

Yeah, I guess.

But I'm gonna keep my eye on him. I'm
gonna stick to him like bubble gum to a

lip.

I just hope Dad won't be too upset.

Why should he be? It's only a bottle of
wine.

Well, listen, we better get some rags
and start cleaning this up. Okay. Hey,

guys, listen.

About tonight, I got an idea.

Oh, no.

My wine, my beautiful wine.

Oh, Daddy, it got knocked off the
counter accidentally.

By accident.

This was my last bottle of this. I
waited three years to open it. Now I'll

even get to taste it.

Well, Dad, Pearl says her floors are
clean enough to eat off of.

Maybe they're clean enough to lick off
of, too.

this hour?

What hour is it?

5 .30.

In the morning?

Of course.

Now get up, because you're coming. Yes.

Where? For walk.

And I really have to get some more
sleep.

Okay, then.

Sleep your whole life away.

I'd just like to finish last night.

Mother, I have been such a good boy. Can
I play video games today?

Please? Please, Mother, just for once,
please.

Well, since you have been such a good
boy, here,

enjoy yourself.

Water?

Would you like change?

Thank you, Mother. You are very
generous.

Well, it is holiday.

I get water for canteen.

Yes. You dingy old bag of goat cheese.

Willis! Willis!

Are you awake?

How can I sleep with your finger in my
eye?

Oh, Willis. Hans is gone!

So?

Who knows what he could be into?

He could be downstairs right now carving
wooden shoes out of the salad bowl.

Well, come on, let's go.

I'm going as fast as I can. Come on.

I have to tell you this, but Hans just
took some money from your wallet.

Money? What money?

The bill in your pocket.

Oh, that.

My mother gave that to me to play video
games. Oh, yeah, sure.

I saw you take it, Hans. I told you that
money I sent you to your daddy's

wallet. I was up there.

But it's a problem.

Anna, did you give Hans some money to
play video games?

Yes. Fish, I did.

Now, you see there, Dad?

Now maybe you... What you talking about,
cousin?

I give Hans money for video games, but
it's wrong.

Come on, Dad. We must go for a walk now.

The birds are waiting.

I don't understand. Why are you boys
trying to get Hans into trouble?

What are these bad boys doing now?

Stop with the fooling.

Did they try to take away the quarter I
gave you?

Quarter?

The money, Hans.

Hans, where did you get all that money?

I found it.

Yeah, but my dad hadn't lost it yet.

Hans, is that true?

Yes, my dad.

And what about the water balloons?

The bottle of wine.

Was that you, too?

Yes.

Hans, I am shocked.

What made you do such things?

The schmuck.

I know one thing that may have made him
do it, Anna. You.

Me?

Yes. Hans rebels because you're so
strict with him.

You try to control every part of his
life. You don't even let him breathe.

I am not that bad, am I?

You're not that good.

And I'm not saying that you should let
Hans run wild.

But try to be a little more
understanding.

You can do more with talking than you
can with beating.

I am only bringing him up the way my
mother brought me up.

Well, how do you feel about her?

I hated her.

I called her stingy old bag of goat
cheese.

Hans.

Do you think that way about me?

Sometimes,

Mother, but I love you.

I love you, too.

Sorry I grounded you guys, but under the
circumstances, there wasn't really

anything else that I could do.

That's okay, Dad, but you always won.

Yeah, we got a free mess -up coming.

Hans, understanding and lovable, I will
try to be, all right?

Then we forget about the balloon and the
wine and the ten dollars?

No, babe.

I beat you good with stick for that.

Anna.

So, I use only special stick.

Might be right for you.

May not be right for some. But then it's
for me. So better be.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes.