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Oh, Pearl.

I thought you'd left already.

Oh, no, I was just about to go.

But I'll be back tomorrow as soon as I
can, Mr. Drummond. Well, don't you

Pearl. If your mother isn't feeling
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you need.

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Fortunately, it was nothing serious, but
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Someone must have flipped this under the
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Down with all capitalist pigs.

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Oh!

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Hey, I want to show you something.

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and the management hopes it won't be too
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Hey! That's great. That's my tiny
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I wonder what TV show. Hey, maybe
somebody in this building will be

Maybe somebody in this apartment.

Maybe somebody in my room.

Try not to let stardom go to my head.

Arnold,

who are you calling? Your agent?

No, wise guy.

I'm calling Dudley to tell him the good
news.

Hello,

Dudley? It's Arnold.

Guess what?

They're going to shoot some big TV show
in our building tomorrow.

No, no kidding.

Come over early so we can get a front
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Both can come. Just tell your cousin to
stay out of the way.

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Hi, Arnold.

This is my cousin, Angela.

He's a girl.

Oh, I know.

And you're all girls.

Hi. Now go sit down, Angela.

I told you to stay out of our way. Like
you said, Arnold. You must have

misunderstood me, Dudley.

Please.

Take any seat you want.

My penthouse?

It's your penthouse.

Thank you.

Wow.

This is some pad.

She's a knockout.

She is?

It's hard to tell when you're related.

You're really pretty, Angela.

You sure don't take after Dudley's side
of the family.

Thank you.

Yeah, thank you.

Arnold, you can feel the action down the
street.

What a sight.

I'm more interested in the sights up
here.

Hey, when are they going to start
filming, Arnold?

Ah, what's the rush?

Meanwhile, we'll have a chance to get
better acquainted, little mama.

You're quite a lady's man, aren't you,
little papa?

That's because I was quite a lady.

Ladies first.

All right, we're going to shoot starting
here towards the elevator. They get out

of the elevator, we dolly back into the
hall. What do you want, kid?

I live here.

All right, do me a favor. Move back out
of the way. You'll be in the way here.

Look at what a terrific place.

Early opulence. Hey, Bobby, come in
here. Look at all this room. Look at

balcony.

Right, Chief. Look at the balcony. Look
at the view. Why did you rent that flea

trap down the hall? That was stupid.
Right, Chief. That was stupid.

We could do the whole scene right here.
It's perfect.

He comes through the door. He grabs the
guy and throws him out onto the balcony.

Hey, Arnold.

It sounds like they want to shoot the TV
show right here in your apartment.

Yeah. That's the way my life is. One
fabulous event after another one.

Yeah. And I'm surprised.

What? Dad, they told me about you.

I thought you were a nerd.

Here are all those guys out there.

That was a TV show. I think they want to
do it in here. You're kidding.

Boy, what a mess it is out there.
They've taken over the whole building. I

to wait ten minutes for an elevator.

Yes, yes.

Who are those people?

Hi there.

Is this your apartment?

The last time I checked.

I'm Stanley Pearlberg.

The Stanley Pearlberg? You've probably
heard of him.

Oh, I'm afraid not.

Television director.

Sorry. Have you been out of the country?

Forgive me, but I just don't watch very
much television.

Oh. Well, how would you like to make a
few extra bucks, Mr., um... A drummond.

And I already have a few extra bucks.

Right. Well, maybe we can donate
something to charity.

Yeah. Name your favorite disease.

We want to film part of our show here,
Mr. Drummond. Here?

Oh, no. I'm afraid not. No, that'll be
too much of a hassle. Oh, yeah.

That'll be fun.

Hey, sucker.

Let's get this show in the room.

Mr. T.

In the flesh.

What flesh?

It's all muscle.

An all -prime grade E.

You ready for me, Pearlie?

Not yet, Mr. T. Why don't you go
downstairs and relax in your trailer?

Yeah, go relax, T -Baby.

You call me T -Baby one more time, and
I'm going to break every bone in your

pitiful little body.

Excuse me, are they filming the A -Team
here? That's right.

Come shoot here, please. No, I don't.
Oh, please. Dad, it's like a little bit

cultural experience.

It'll broaden the horizon.

Yes, come on, David.

All right.

All right, all right. I don't want my
children to be culturally deprived.

Hooray!

That's terrific, Mr. Drummond. Now, if
you'll just come with me, I'll have the

production manager work out all the
arrangements.

Yeah, all the arrangements. Shut up,
Bobby.

I'm going to go downstairs and see if
Joy's for part.

I think I'll go through the things he
started that need to be discovered.

This is fantastic, Arnold.

Yeah. See what I did for you, sweet pea?

And there's a lot more where that came
from.

He's so wonderful.

Thank you.

I mean, Mr. T.

I can't get the first face with your
cousin since Mr. T showed up.

Do you have any suggestions?

Nope. She seems to be immune to my many
charms.

Do you have any idea what she goes for?

No, but I know what she doesn't go for.

What's that?

You.

Bobby, where is the heavy for this
scene? Let's get moving.

She should have been here, Chief.

Maybe got stuck in traffic. Well, we've
got to rehearse. Get me somebody,

anybody.

Somebody, anybody.

Hey, kids, how's it going? Oh, it's
really exciting.

Excuse me.

Mr. Drummond. Yes?

I wonder if you could help me out. It
seems that one of the actors is late. I

thought maybe you could fill in for him.

Me? Yeah.

I'm no actor.

Although, I did do a number of plays
when I was in college.

As a professional, you probably picked
up on that, right?

No. But you're here.

Come on, Dad.

You can do it, Dad. You're an actor. Oh,
all right, why not? If I learned

anything at all from those Mickey Rooney
films, it's that the show must go on.

Hey, Chief.

Chief, Mr. Drummond said he'd fill in
for us. Oh, fine.

Good, Mr. Drummond. You want to stand
about here.

Shouldn't I have makeup?

Well, you don't need it for rehearsal,
but go ahead if it's something you

normally wear around the house.

Oh, not really.

Oh, maybe occasion's a little eyeliner.

Mr. T, we're ready for you now.

Mr. T, I want you to meet Mr.

Drummond. He's going to stand in for us.
Just call me Phil. What shall I call

you? Mr. T.

Andrew, are you comfortable?

Is there anything you'd like?

Yes, if you don't mind, I'd like to
concentrate on Mr. T.

All right, Mr. T, I think you know what
this scene is.

Yeah, got it.

Good. All right, Mr. Drummond, you'll be
on the couch with Wendy, darling.

You're on the couch with Mr. Drummond.

Mr. T has entered the room. He sees you
with his girlfriend.

You're coming on to her.

No, get a little closer. You've got your
arm around her.

I've got to line up this shot. Wendy,
help him out.

Good. Oh, yes, that's perfect. All
right, now, Mr. Drummond.

He's really steaming.

He picked the villain up. What?

That's my woman, dear man.

He throws him against the wall and he
stomps on his head and he mashes his

Hold it, wait a minute.

Time, would you put me down, please?
What's the problem?

I'm afraid you'll strain yourself.

Are you kidding?

My goal changed a wee more than you.

All right, put him down. We'll go to
lunch.

They're serving my favorite today.

Cheese.

Daddy, are you okay? Are you okay, Dad?
Of course.

Why do you ask?

Well, you look pretty scared up there.

I was supposed to show fear, and I did.

Pretty good acting, huh?

Not as good as you're doing right now.

Well, Mr. Drummond, thanks for your
help.

Why don't you and your family join us
downstairs for some chow? Well, thanks.

What do you say, guys? Come on, Angela.
You've been suiting me at lunch.

Thanks, but I have other plans.

Excuse me, Mr. T.

Well, little lady, hello there.

I'm a big fan of yours, and I was
wondering if I could please sit with you

lunch. Never let it be said that Mr. T
said no to a irresistible lady.

You're the most handsome star on TV.

Oh, and you got brains, too.

See, Arnold.

What if he's seeing that guy?

Take away his muscle, fame, and his
money, and he's nothing.

Right. And if she's going to go for
nothing, she might as well go for you.

Forget it, Arnold. Let's go have some
lunch.

You go ahead, Dudley. I'm not very
hungry.

Boy, how am I going to compete with Mr.
T?

I got to think of something.

Oh, boy.

Dad, what a spread.

I mean, quiche, steak, lobster, pork
chops. I still don't understand how Mr.

got all of that into one sandwich.

He spoke to me.

Tobit, you're in my feet.

Hey, would anybody like to join me for
something cold to drink? Oh, yeah,

be great.

I wonder where Arnold wandered off to.

I don't know. It's not like him to miss
a good meal. It's not like him to miss a

bad meal.

Angela, I gotta talk to you.

Sure, Dudley.

What's up?

Well, could you do me a favor?

When Arnold comes back, try to be a
little friendlier to him, okay?

Okay, but why?

Well, because he kind of digs you.

Well, that's nice, but I'm afraid my
kind of man is Mr. T.

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I'm amazing.

I'm a monster.

How do you like me now, little darling?

East your eyes, for my bod's a banquet.

Well,

what

do we have here?

but this is what I call a real fan.

It's like real capital T and small p.

Arnold, what on earth have you done to
yourself?

I don't believe it.

Are you out of your shave skull?

Hey, you may not like it, but Angela
loves it. Right, Angie?

I think you look really... Ridiculous.

What are you talking about, Angie?

I think that haircut is dumb.

Hey, watch it, little lady.

Just on him. I love it on you.

Arnold.

Arnold, wait. Arnold.

Poor Arnold. He's pulled some silly
stunts in the past, but this one really

takes the cake. Yeah.

This is going to earn him a permanent
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I can't imagine what would make him do
something like this.

Uh, Mr. Drummond, I think it was to
impress Angela.

He impressed me, all right.

Mr. Drummond, would you mind if I had a
talk with Arnold?

Oh, not at all.

I'm sure he'd like that. Come on, I'll
show you the way. Sure.

Oh, they're right.

I look ridiculous.

Like a porcupine died on my head.

Can I come in, little T?

Sure, big T.

I thought we might have a little talk.

You know, like head to head.

Sure, what about?

Well, I'm really flattered that you
tried to look like me to impress that

I even glued some hair on my chest.

More than what I got.

But anyway, I think you're going about
this all the wrong way.

What do you mean?

You see, if you want to get somewhere in
life, or with a girl, you can't go

around copying somebody else.

You got to be your own original.

That's easy for you to say.

You've got a lot more to work with.

You're built like a mountain.

You're more like a speed bump.

The thing that matters the most is on
the inside.

It's not what you look like on the
outside.

How do I go about being an original?

You're already there, little brother.

I am?

Yeah. I never met anybody like you
before in the world.

Man, you outrageous.

You really think so?

Definitely. So just be yourself.

But remember, though, you can't force
girls into liking you. Of course I can,

but that's another story.

Then what should I do?

Do? Man, don't do anything.

If a girl don't like you, that's her
loss.

But I'm sure you'll find plenty that
will.

You really think so?

Hey, I'm positive.

So you just be yourself and play it cool
and let the chicks fall where they may.

Thanks, Big T.

I feel a lot better now.

Oh, super, super.

Now you come on down upstairs with me
and watch me film this scene.

I'm going to stomp on this guy. I'm
going to mess his head to the carpet.

going to break both his legs.

You're going to do all that?

Yeah, we're trying something new this
week on the A -Team.

Less action and more heart.

Her mother fell off a motorcycle and she
didn't know we'd be shooting here

today.

All right, all right, all right. We'll
set up for another shot.

Actors, take five.

Actors, take five.

You packed quite a while up there, Big
Mama.

So do you, Thunder Thighs.

Arnold, is that you?

It's me.

You look like Mr.

T exploded and you're one of the pieces.

I'm filming down at Coney Island
tomorrow.

How would you like to come down and have
lunch with me?

Can I do it?

I'd be crazy to say no to a little tea.

You're liable to pick me up over your
head and mash my face in the carpet.

The trouble is, I'd sure get laughed at
going around looking like this.

Oh, don't worry about nothing.

I got a makeup lady over there who can
make you look like you got a full head

hair until the rest of yours grows in.

What a relief.

I was afraid I was going to have to keep
using this.

I didn't jog seven miles.

I didn't think I could do it, but I did
it.

Oh, I don't think I can make another
step.

Hey,

Mal.

You know what?

Seven more miles couldn't hurt. No pain,
no gain.

I'm trying to tell you something, man.

Wait, I'm trying to tell you. Man, wait
a minute, man.

I'm trying to tell you guys something.

From now on, we're going to be able to
have breakfast together every morning.

From now on.

You guys want to know why?

Gypsy curse?

I got a job.

What, waking my ass up?

No, man. Down the block at the Gagin
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You were looking at the junior exec.

That's right.

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That's right.

Then a year or two, Chateau Brown.

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What, what?

I mean, Bill Gates didn't even finish
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