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Hey, what's happening dude?

happening? Jackson's the name.

Cool is my game.

Say, Mama.

How about you and me splitting a
meatball in the cafeteria?

Nah.

Arnold, what are you doing?

Oh, just trying to figure out how to act
with the new kids at school this

morning. You don't have to go.

Hey, what's happening?

How about splitting a meatball with me?

No.

Just be yourself.

Oh, but Dad, today is my first day.

I've got to be better than myself.

Listen, you will do just fine. Just
relax and go with the flow.

Maybe no one will like me at that
school.

Oh, come on. I'll get pals, Dudley and
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They're my friends. They have to like
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Look at it this way.

It's an opportunity to make some new
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be exciting.

It will?

Sure. And don't forget you've got a lot
going for you.

You've got personality, poise, a great
sense of humor.

That's true.

But you know me, I don't like to flaunt
it.

Well, when you've got so much, it
wouldn't hurt to let a little leak out.

Don't worry.

You get ready. I'll drop you off at
school.

Okay, Dad.

Thanks.

Hey, Earl. You and Kimberly through with
the bathroom yet?

Oh, no. She is, but I haven't been in
there yet. I've got a problem.

Oh, if you don't get in there, you're
going to have a bigger problem.

Come on, Willis. Help me.

What should I wear today to make a good
impression?

It doesn't matter what you wear, little
brother, because at Roosevelt Junior

High, you're automatically in.

You are the fair -haired, dark -haired
boy.

What? What do you mean?

I mean, you're Willis Jackson's brother.

I know that. But up until now, nobody's
exactly given me the key to the city.

I don't know. Will you get with it?
That's my old junior high.

I was the best thing ever happening at
school.

I was a living legend.

So?

So I paved the way for you. You know,
when people find out you're my brother,

they're going to love you like they love
me.

Almost as much.

Anyway, don't worry about it, man. You
got it made.

You really think so? Arnold, you are
going to have women crawling all over

Really?

And not only that, but you... Hold it,
Willis.

I'm still thinking about those crawling
women.

You are one lucky buckaroo.

I wish I had an older brother as
terrific as me.

Man,

junior high's a lot bigger and scarier
than PS4 or 6.

Did you see the size of some of these
guys?

They block out the sun.

Good morning, fellow seventh graders.

Hi, Arnold.

Boy, it sure is good to see a familiar
face.

Yeah, I really feel lost around here.
Not me. I feel right at home, like a

Krishna at the airport.

Are you kidding?

That's not the way you were talking last
night.

That was last night.

Today I realize I've got something
special going for me. Blind optimism?

No, my brother Willis. He was a big man
here, and he paved the way for me. And

now you're looking at the continuation
of the pavement.

You sure are lucky.

You guys are lucky, too. You know me.
Just say you're my friends and watch the

magic. Big time. Big time. Hey, what are
friends for?

Oh, look, I'll show you what I mean.

See that teacher over there? The one
with the glasses?

Yeah. That must be Mrs. Harris, the math
teacher.

How do you know?

Willis described her to me. He was in
her class, too.

Watch the big reception when she hears
who I am.

Yes? Did you know Willis Jackson?

Willis Jackson?

Oh, yes. What a fine, well -rounded
young man. Outstanding athlete and a

student. He was one of my favorites.

Well, I'm Arnold, his brother.

Say what?

I mean, so you're his brother.

How nice.

Well, welcome to Roosevelt Junior High.

Mrs. Harris, I would like for you to
meet a couple of close personal friends

mine. This is Dudley Johnson and Robbie
Jason. Oh, hi, Dudley.

Robbie Jason?

I recognize your name from your
scholastic reports.

You're going to be my little genius this
year, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Well, just keep up the good work. It was
nice meeting you, boys.

Thanks.

Hey, Arnold.

She seemed a lot more excited about
Robbie than about you. Well, what was

supposed to do? Invite me down to the
teacher's lounge for a martini?

Morning, ladies.

Good morning, coach.

Looks like we're going to have another
all -star basketball player here this

year. I understand that Willis Jackson's
brother is going to be in your class.

Have you seen him yet?

As a matter of fact, I just met him.
He's over there.

Oh, yeah.

I recognize him anywhere.

Arnold! My man!

My man, man!

Hey!

I'm Coach Owen. You know, it's a real
pleasure to have Willis Jackson's

here.

Excuse me, Coach.

I'm Willis Jackson's brother.

Say what?

I said, I'm Willis Jackson's brother,
Armand.

Don't go away, kid. Hey!

Nice to meet you.

Any brother of Willis's is... Well, you
know.

It was nice talking to you.

Can I talk to you?

We play a 2 -1 -2 zone defense.

I'll say one thing, Arnold.

You sure are big in the say -what
department.

Okay, so maybe I'm not the athletic type
or a brain like you, Robbie, but I

still got one card I haven't played yet.

What's that?

Women.

See those girls over there?

Observe and watch the Jackson charm ooze
all over those females.

Hello, lovely ladies.

That's good.

That's real good.

Do you know a guy by the name of Willis
Jackson?

Oh, sure. He went to school here with my
elder sister.

She said he's a real dreamboat.

Well, I'm Arnold, the brother of the
dreamboat.

You can call me the loveboat.

Loveboat? You look more like a dinghy.

his interest.

very depressed.

Depressed? We're talking major misery
here.

Bad first day, huh? What happened?

Being Willis' brother, that's what
happened.

Well, what does Willis have to do with
it?

That's all everybody talked about was
Willis. All my life, I'll be Willis'

brother. When I get married, I'll
probably call my wife Mrs. Willis'

Well, it is tough being compared to an
older brother.

You should do something for yourself.

What should I do?

I think you should try to make a name
for yourself.

Do something that will impress the kids.

Like what? Blow up the cafeteria?

No, but you just keep your eyes open.

You wait for the opportunity, and then
you take the bull by the horns.

You really think I can do it?

Sure. Anybody knows about bull, it's
you.

Thanks, Dad.

You know, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm
not a hopeless loser after all.

Of course not. You're a big winner.

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I was anxious to talk to you.

Well, talk your heart out, little mama.

Could you get me a picture of your
brother Willis for my older sister?

That figures.

You want eight by ten glossies or wallet
size?

I'll kill the next person that mentions
Willis.

Oh, come on, Arnold.

Cheer up.

Hey, let's go feed the school mascot.

Okay. I'll spring for a carrot.

Hey, stay away from the cage.

Who are you?

I'm in charge of the goat, that's who.

I just wanted to pet him. Oh, yeah? How
do I know you're from the school?

Maybe you're a spy from Lincoln and
trying to steal Rudy.

How do you like that?

Even a goat's more popular than I am.

Arnold, you've got to stop feeling sorry
for yourself.

No way. I just got to get used to the
fact that I'm Mr. Nobody around here and

that I...

What

would happen if Rudy did get stolen?

It probably hanged the guy who did it.

Yeah, but what about the guy who rescued
him and brought him back?

I guess he'd be a big hero.

You guessed right.

But how could anybody steal it?

That's impossible.

She likes your cage.

You're gonna love your penthouse.

Come on, Rudy.

Okay,

Rudy. All right.

Great. You think Rudy will be all right
out there?

Sure. He's tied up real good, and I'm
gonna get him some newspapers and a

blanket later.

What about his dinner?

That is his dinner.

Goat feet, anything.

For your sake. I hope your dad doesn't
see Rudy out there.

Nobody's going to go out on the balcony
tonight.

And tomorrow morning, I'll get him out
of here before anybody's up.

minute you walked in the joint, I can
tell you were a man of distinction, a

big spender.

Don't you mean a big spender? Oh, Mr.

Drummond, you scared me.

I'm sorry, Pearl. Sometimes I do that to
women.

Have you seen Arnold? I went into his
room to say goodnight to him and he

there. No, I haven't seen him. And I
just came from the most logical place to

look, the refrigerator.

something, Mr. Drummond?

That wasn't me.

Well, it sure as heck wasn't me.

Arnold.

Hi.

Well, that solves the mystery.

Arnold, what are you doing out there at
this time of night?

Oh, I was just doing some exercises in
the fresh air.

Did you hear a strange noise just a
minute ago?

strange noise.

Oh, I was doing some stretching
exercises.

You know.

his way to freedom.

Come on. Eat that delicious omelette.

I go to work every morning, remember?

But not this early.

No, but I have a breakfast meeting.

Oh, well, you better get going. You
don't want to get in trouble with the

Arnold, I am the boss.

The walls in your closet must have
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Hi. Hi, Willis.

What are you doing up?

I gotta get this book back to the
library.

Look at it. It's all chewed up. I can't
figure out what

happened.

It could have been bookworms.

You think that's bad? Have a look at my
jacket.

Dad, something weird is going on.

Last night, I thought Arnold... was
licking my face.

Willis, here's three.

Well, it's not that funny.

I guess I'm just easily amused.

Willis, will you please go to the
kitchen and ask Pearl if she's seen

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What's the matter?

There's a goat in the kitchen.

Terrific. There's nothing I like better
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Dad.

Hold it.

I can handle this.

I hope that I can.

Uh, everyone, I'd like me to meet
somebody.

We've met.

I guess I should be surprised, but I'm
not.

Hey, I know this goat.

It's our little school's mascot.

If you'll excuse me, I think the kitchen
needs fumigating.

Yeah, and I think I'll go look for a
pair of pants without air conditioning.

Arnold, why would you bring the school
mascot home?

Well, remember when you told me to grab
the bull by the horn?

Well, there wasn't a bull, but there was
a goat available.

I realize that you have a problem with
school, but this is no way to handle it.

Well, nobody was supposed to find out
about the stealing part.

I was just going to bring him back and
be a school hero.

Well, you're going to bring him back,
all right.

But whether or not you'll be a hero
remains to be seen. I want you to tell

everyone at school exactly what you did.

What you talking about, Dad?

Look, I think it's possible that you may
be able to trick people into thinking

that you saved the mascot.

But in your heart, you know that you've
stolen him.

And you'll always feel very badly
knowing that you lied and cheated in

get recognition that you really didn't
deserve.

I could live with that.

How could Rudy have gotten out of here?

Beats me, but whoever did it must be
genius.

Hey,

look who found the gold.

It's Arnold Jackson.

What a hero he is.

Boy, his brother Willis never did
anything this great.

Hey, where'd you find Rudy?

You see,

Well, you see... Arnold, aren't you
forgetting our promise?

See, kids, we promised the young fellow
that stole Rudy that we wouldn't reveal

his name.

We did?

I mean, we did.

We sure did.

Boys and girls, it's really not
necessary for you to know

who stole Rudy. But I can assure you
that the boy that took him... Feels very

badly about it. He knows that it was the
wrong thing to do, and he'll never do

anything like that again, so there's no
point in making him suffer anymore.

Thanks, Dad.

Sure, kid.

How about three cheers for Harold?

That's Arnold.

Arnold Jackson.

Yeah, Willis' brother.

Nothing but the truth.