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Arnold, do you have to blow that
whistle? I'm trying to steady.

Oh, no, I don't have to blow it.

Arnold,

one more toot out of you and your mouth
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Okay.

I'm sorry, but I'm just trying to study.

Hey, how about getting a quieter toy to
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Okay. Thanks.

Ah, let me hear now what I want to play
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Oh, hi, Willis. Oh, hi, Prue. Mind if I
sit in here while you're making dinner?

Not at all.

maybe it's better i go study in the
other room oh i'll be quieter willis i

promise i won't use a chainsaw to carve
the duck

Dad, do you mind? I'm trying to study.

Oh, sorry about that, Willis. I just
want to catch this tennis match.

I'll turn it down. Thanks.

Oh, man, what is the use?

Dad, I got a big test coming up next
Saturday, and I haven't got a place to

study.

What's the matter with your room?

The matter is, I share with a pint
-sized demolition derby.

I can't study with Arnold around.

Well, just tell him he has to be quiet.

Dad, it doesn't do any good.

I'll have a talk with Arnold about it,
okay? Dad, that's not going to do any

good. I need my own room.

Come on, Kimberly has her own. Now,
Willis, nothing is more important to me

for you and Kimberly to get good SAT
scores.

Look, would it help if I gave you my
room to use? Till this is over, I'll go

a hotel.

Thanks, Dad.

Boy, that was fast.

That's okay, Dad. Just forget I brought
the whole thing up.

Maybe I'll move up to the roof. You
know, if I don't pass the test, I can

Wait a minute, Willis.

I don't know what I'm thinking of.

I don't need to go to a hotel room. I
can bunk in with Arnold. It's only for a

week. I don't mind.

Honest? Honest. It'll be fun.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

I really appreciate this.

No problem.

Well, I better go and tell my new
roommate about it.

Talk about the odd couple.

All aboard!

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Hey, you got a minute, Casey Jones?

Sure, Dad.

Come here. What's up?

Well, you know, Willis has to study very
hard for this test he's got coming up

Saturday. And he said he can't fit in
here because I make too much noise,

Well, don't you agree that he does need
some privacy?

Well, I need privacy, too, Dad. You
think I like him listening in when I'm

the phone with some cute little mama?

I am pouring my heart out, and he's back
there doing this.

Well, I appreciate your problem.

However, it's Willis' problem that is
more important at this moment.

and I think I have a temporary solution.

Oh, what's that?

Well, I'll give Willis the use of my
room, and I'll bunk in here with you.

Can I play with the train as much as I
want and blow the whistle? Sure.

Can I watch TV with Herman?

Anytime. Can I have more closet space?

All you want.

Dad, is there any possibility of keeping
Willis in that room for good?

Have we got a deal then, Arnold?

Yep.

Okay. Boy, Dad, what did he say? He said
yes.

We're all set, Willis. Oh, good.

Except for one thing.

What's that?

Next time Arnold is on the phone talking
to some cute mama, don't do this.

You do that better than I do, Dad.

Thank you.

Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Arnold.

Okay.

Well, Arnold, looks like we're
roommates.

Yep. Welcome to the bunkhouse, partner.

Happy to join up, partner.

I guess I'll be moseying along.

Hey, this is going to work out fine for
me.

Nice firm mattress.

Hold it right there, partner.

Something wrong?

Yeah. Uh, Dad, how long have I been in
this room?

How long?

Well, since you were six.

And how long have you been in this room?

Including tonight, one night.

Right. Who does that give seniority to?

I guess to you.

Right. You sleep up there.

What you talking about, Arnold?

Dad, it's only fair.

I've climbed up that dumb ladder for
five miserable years.

You could do it for a few piddling
nights.

I do pay the rent around here.

You pulling rank?

Well, no.

You too old to climb up the ladder?

Certainly not.

Then you sleep up there.

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are you doing, Arnold?

I'm taking one of the bigger drawers for
myself.

That's supposed to be for Daddy's
things.

Kimberly, we're talking drawer space.

This is a dog -eat -dog world.

Well, I've got to get back to my
studying. I'll see you later. All right.

Oh, careful, Kimberly.

You don't want to get in the way when I
work up ahead of scene.

I've got a bigger boiler than you do.

I brought some of your dad's stuff.

Oh.

Oh, that's his aftershave cologne.

Hump number three?

Ooh, that's strong stuff.

I sure wouldn't use it at a moose
crossing.

What's that?

Nothing.

Oh, come on.

Well, it's kind of personal to your dad.

Then how come you know about it?

When I put his laundry back in his
drawer, I couldn't help but notice it.

Pearl, you could tell me.

Well, he uses this on his head.

On his head?

It's an electric cat.

What does he do?

Plug it in to recharge his brain?

No, silly.

He puts it on his head. See, like this.

And it helps the scalp absorb this
stuff. It's supposed to grow hair.

Really?

Listen, Arnold, let's not mention to
your dad that we know about his hair

grower. Yeah, especially since it
doesn't work.

But that doesn't keep him from hoping.
You know, as we get older, we all have

our beauty secrets.

Things get a lot harder to lift or
flatten or move around.

Would you tell me some of your beauty
secrets, Pearl, please?

Sorry, Arnold. I'm going to take my
secrets to my grave or my honeymoon,

whichever comes first.

Well, I would tell you some of my beauty
secrets, except I don't have any.

What you see is what you get.

But Will has had some beauty secrets.

Really? Yeah.

He doesn't think I know, but sometimes
at night before he goes to bed, he puts

tapes on his ears to hold them back so
they won't stick out.

And then he rolls over when he's
sleeping, and the tape comes off and

upper lip to his nose like this.

Should I be hearing this, Arnold?

Sure. I've been dying to tell somebody.

I'm going to finish, Pearl.

Keeps the hair healthy.

Then what do you do? Put on your
electric cap?

How did you know about that?

Word gets around.

Let's not phone it into the National
Enquirer, okay?

Oh, Dad, don't be embarrassed.

I understand why a guy your age would
want to keep his hair. So the ladies

have something to run their fingers
through.

Did you brush your teeth?

Yep. Well, that's very important, you
know. I never miss brushing mine.

See how they sparkle?

May I ask you something personal?

Sure, go ahead.

Do you brush yours in your mouth, or do
you have to take them out?

They are still all mine, Arnold.

I'll let you know if there's any change.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You haven't said your prayers.

Oh, sure, right.

You do say them every night, don't you?

Well, I try to. If I miss one night, I
pad it the next.

Well, let's say them together like we
used to.

Okay, kneel down.

Anything special you'd like to pray for?

Arnold, you're not supposed to pray just
because you want something. You should

give thanks for what you already have.

I usually do, but tonight I thought I'd
make it a half -and -half prayer.

Half -and -half?

I let God know what I'm already thankful
for, and then I let you know what I'd

like to be thankful for in the future.

I see. Well, tonight, let's just bless
everybody and leave requests for Santa

Claus.

You know, you're not much fun to pray
with.

Well, next time I'll wear a funny hat.

Okay, let's go.

This will be a short one, God.

Bless Dad, Kimberly, Willis, and Pearl,
and lay a little on me. That's it. More

later. Good night.

I gather you're going to do a lot of
padding tomorrow night.

Okay, in you get.

All right.

Cover up.

All right. Okay.

Good night, Arnold.

Good night, Dad.

Arnold, do you have a nightlight?

No, I don't use it anymore.

I'm too old for it.

Awfully dark in here.

It's just that I don't know my way
around in this room in the dark.

I mean, what if it was an emergency, you
know?

Yeah, I know.

Good night, Arnold.

Good night, Dad.

Kind of high up here.

You'll get used to it.

No problem.

sun out in the morning, otherwise I'd be
up with the chickens.

Well, you'd sure scare the eggs out of
them.

Well, what was it you wanted to ask me?

Oh, I just wanted to tell you it's fun
having you as a roomie. Yeah, just one

laugh after another.

Good night, Dad.

Good night, Arnold.

So can you study better in Dad's room,
Willis? Oh, yes.

Terrific.

Quiet. No one around.

a beautiful desk, a big nightlight.

I'm going to do great in that SAT.

Did you try that relaxer chair of his
that vibrates? Oh, yeah, it's the

greatest. I'll say.

Sometimes when I go in to clean his
room, I go in and sit in it for a few

minutes.

Makes you feel good, doesn't it? All
over. And that covers a lot of

Hi, everybody.

Hey, Arnold.

How'd it go with the new roommate?

Okay.

upstairs putting this guck on his hair
to make it grow.

Arnold!

Come on, Pearl. You said not to mention
it to Dad, but you didn't say anything

about Willis and Kimberly.

What else, Arnold?

And then he puts on this electric cap
and plugs it into a wall socket.

If there's ever a short circuit, he's
gonna electrocute his follicles.

I'm sorry, you're just getting warmed
up.

Dad goes to the bathroom during the
night more times than I do. No!

Nothing's sacred.

Keep going, Arnold.

Dad has this little scissor that he uses
to trim his eyebrows.

Then he looks in the mirror like this.

And trims the hairs in his nose.

I love it. I love it.

Dad has this black mask that he sleeps
with.

It's like bunking with the Lone Ranger.

Oh, shh. Here I come.

Lightened up in the night.

It's going to be all right. It's no big
deal. I think I'll go and get the

heating pad.

I hope you have a better night tonight,
Daddy.

I'm sure I will.

I'm going to sleep in a mountain
climber's harness.

I offered him the bottom bunk so he
wouldn't have so far to fall.

But he wouldn't take it.

Arnold, Daddy's really in pain. It's
nothing to joke about.

Who's joking?

Dad tossed and turned all night.

Then he got up and walked across the
room to go into the closet because there

was no nightlight.

Walking across that room for Dad is like
going through a minefield.

I didn't realize it was that bad.

I better give him his room back.

Oh, well, if you know he's not going to
take it, he's not about to admit that

bunking with Arnold's killing him. I
think a little heat will be fine. Oh,

sure it will. Just ease yourself down
there.

I'll plug it in for you, Mr. Drummond.
Thank you, Pearl.

Listen, Dad, how about taking your room
back?

No, no, no, no, no way, Willis. Where
would you start it for your college

entrance test?

Oh, I'm perfectly comfortable where I
am, thank you.

Dad, it's really not doing me any good
anyway.

I got a solution to the whole problem.

Dad, you take your room back.

Willis, you take our room.

Are you going, Arnold, to the midnight
mission?

No, I'll move in with Dad in his room.

Hey, that's a good idea. Yeah.

I got a big king -size bed to sleep in,
Arnold. Right. And I'm sure you'll be

comfortable in your vibrating chair.

We'll have to discuss that one, little
roomie.

Whatever you say, big roomie.

Oh, Dad!

Thank you.

Thank you.