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class is so fascinating. Listen to this.

The psychological components of a human
personality are the ego, the superego,

and the id.

I've learned so much in this class,
especially about myself.

You didn't have to go through all that
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Try this on your id, Willis.

Well,

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He couldn't wait to get there this
morning. Oh, neither could Arnold. He

excited, he accidentally brushed his
teeth with Clear Cell.

Hi, Dorothy.

Hi, Phil.

Hi, Louise.

Well, how'd it go today?

Rotten. I hate that school. It's the
best.

Other than that, she loved it.

What happened?

Well, apparently the kids weren't very
friendly to her.

Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.

We thought you'd love it.

We even planned a little party for you
with a chocolate cake and everything.

Cake?

Uh, listen, Kathy, if we can't
celebrate, maybe we can drown our

chocolate.

Mom, I want to go back to my old school.

Listen, Kathy, the first day is always
the roughest, but tomorrow's going to be

a whole new day, and you're going to go
in there and do just great.

Well, let's go suck a brick.

That's very rude.

I'm sorry, Willis. I didn't mean to take
it out on you.

Applicate, Kathy.

Kathy, we all understand why you're a
little upset.

I'm not a little upset.

I'm totally ticked off.

Just because I use a wheelchair, those
kids treat me like dirt.

Maybe you were a little, uh,
uncomfortable.

Why don't you try it again tomorrow and
see how it goes?

Sure, it's not like you to give up this
easily. You've always been a fighter.

Yeah. Whatever happened to the Kathy who
used to burn rubber in that chair and

strike terror in the hearts of the
pedestrians on Fifth Avenue?

Forget it. My reign of terror is over.

You know, I was wrong about you. You're
chicken.

Well, I get like that, too, sometimes.

The trick is to never let your mouth
find out.

You know, Kathy, all of us get afraid of
things sometimes.

That's part of life.

But what we all have to do is learn to
deal with it. I'll bet if you go back to

that school tomorrow, everything will be
just fine. Oh, I'm sure it will be,

honey. Now, come on. You can do it.

I don't know.

Come on, Kathy.

Do it for me.

And for yourself.

Sure. Come on, please.

Okay, maybe I'll give it just one more
try. Oh, girl, right.

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I thought that was positive.

All right, class, settle down.

Before we get started this morning, it's
our class's turn to elect a new hall

monitor, someone to watch for running in
the halls or breaking any other rules.

Any volunteers?

Who wants to be a rat -think hall
monitor?

Not this rat -think.

Dudley, Robbie, is one of you
volunteering?

I can't, Miss Chung.

I hurt my foot.

Oh, how did you do that?

Running in the halls.

I see. How about you, Robbie? I hurt my
foot chasing him.

Is there anyone who'd like to volunteer?

If not, I'm going to have to appoint
somebody.

Arnold, would you like to volunteer?

No, no, no.

But as class president, I'd like to make
a recommendation.

I would like to suggest someone who
would make a great hall monitor.

All right, who?

Kathy Gordon.

Arnold, what are you doing?

Don't worry.

You'll do great.

Kathy, this is a very important job. We
could really use your help.

Nick -chan, I can't. She can't thank you
enough for your vote of power.

Then it's settled. Kathy Gordon is our
new hall monitor.

This is going to do wonders for you.
You'll get to know everybody. You'll be

important. Don't you want respect?

Do I look like Rodney Dangerfield?

Come on, Kathy. You can do it.

Okay, if you say so.

According to these rules, I'm supposed
to hand out demerits for running in the

halls, fighting and throwing things, and
destruction of property.

Right. In other words, just stop. Stop
anybody you see having a good time.

Uh -oh, that boy's running in the hall.
What do I do?

Stop him and give him a demerit. Stop.

He didn't stop.

Kathy, you've got to get their
attention.

Let them know you mean business. Show
some authority.

I know and love.

Thanks, Arnold.

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No, thanks.

I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise
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rings, perhaps Kathy would like to
report on her first day at hall monitor.

Kathy? Thank you, Miss Chung.

I've tried to keep an eye on everything
that's been going down.

I have a list of the criminals right
here.

No loud noises.

Kathy, when they made these rules, I
don't think that's what they had in

Well, obviously they've never heard
Ralph after he's had a chili dog.

Is that all, Kathy?

Not quite.

I nailed Dudley and Robbie for dribbling
a Nerf ball.

Sounds like you've had a busy day,
Kathy.

That was just morning recess. There is
more.

Somebody's missing from that list.

Yeah. I wonder why she didn't call your
name, Arnold. You were nerfing right

along with us.

Well, maybe she didn't see me.

I'm very quick, you know.

At lunch, Eddie for throwing litter,
Dolores for blocking the fire escape,

Debbie and Robbie for eating in the
hall.

eating with us and she didn't mention
your name again.

At the afternoon recess, Jennifer,
Sally, and Wendy for singing, and Dudley

Robbie for booing.

Arnold, you are booing louder than any
of us. And throwing fruit.

Maybe she's going light on me because I
missed.

Is that all, Kathy?

For now. But there are a few other
people that I'm keeping my eye on.

I didn't want to go overboard on my
first day.

Speaking of overboard, I wonder if you'd
like to go sailing this weekend.

All right, for those of you who just got
to Marist, I want you to write a

hundred -word essay on why it's
important to obey rules.

And Dudley and Robbie, since you have
three to Marist each, you can stay after

school. I've got a few extra chores in
mind for you.

Class dismissed.

Not so fast, Mr.

Cleans.

We want to have a little work with you.
Me?

Arnold, that isn't fair. You did
everything we did.

Almost everything.

I didn't get caught.

Yeah, but how come you get off and we
don't?

Maybe it's because I'm the president.
You know, full pardon.

It's favoritism. And you better do
something about Kathy or you're going to

minus two friends.

Yeah, one, two.

So much for friendship.

Boy, life sure isn't like a beer
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You keep procrastinating over and over.
Well, maybe I'll go to school next year,

maybe next semester. No, do it right
now. They'll work with you after work,

you can go before work. You can do
whatever you need to do to graduate. Go

to somebody right now. They out to help
you. You spend all day on the phone

anyhow. Why don't you make a phone call
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All you got to do is pick up the phone
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Nothing you fear.

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Yes. I can prepare you for him.

You know how this is going to turn out,
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They won't either.

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Hi. What's the matter, Arnold? You look
upset.

I got problems.

Boy, do I have problems.

That's very good, Arnold.

You've recognized that you have a
problem. The next step is to talk to

who has a psychological insight to these
things.

Kimberly's right, Arnold.

Dad, I don't need you.

Willis, we don't have to run to Dad
every time we've got a problem. He's not

only intelligent person in this family.

Oh, I know. But the other one's going
out to play basketball.

Did I hear my name being bruised about
the marketplace?

Yeah, Dad.

Arnold has a problem.

Dad, I have to talk to you about
something.

Does it have anything to do with another
cost of living raised in your

allowance?

No. Then I'll stick around.

It's about Kathy.

Oh. What about Kathy?

I got her a point hall monitor this
morning, and the power's gone to her

She busted more kids in one day than
Starsky and Hutch did in four years.

Oh, come on, Arnold. You're
exaggerating. Not by much. The woman's

control.

Well, at least you got her out of her
shell.

Yeah, now I wish I could stuff her back
in.

Boy, if she doesn't lighten up soon, I'm
going to lose my two best friends.

Dudley and Robbie aren't even talking to
me.

Arnold, Kathy is going through a very
difficult period in her life right now.

Maybe she doesn't even realize what
she's doing. I think you should level

her. Dad, I can't do that.

It would crush her.

She's a tough little kid. She just wants
to be treated in the same way that you

treat your other friends. That's why she
transferred to your school.

Maybe you're right.

But what do I do?

Well, say something to her like, Kathy.

As your best friend, there's something I
have to tell you for your own good.

And then remember to be tactful.

Tactful, huh?

I can handle that.

Kathy, as your best friend, I have
something to tell you for your own good.

I'll try and be as tactful as I can.

As a hall monitor, you stink!

Says Debbie, says Stephen.

All gobblers.

Kathy, don't be so defensive.

You're supposed to thank me when I point
out what a lousy job you're doing.

Wrong. Miss Chung says I'm the best
homeowner this school's ever had.

That's because she's not on your hit
list.

Yes, she is.

This morning I caught her humming in the
hall.

You gave Miss Chung a demerit?

No, I let her off. with a dirty look.
I'm tough, but I'm not crazy.

Well, you're too strict.

You shouldn't criticize us kids for
every little thing we do.

I cleaned up this crummy school.

Look around.

You see any kids running to class?

No, they're all outside trying to get in
the window.

Five demerits if I catch them.

Kathy, you're starting to get to me. I
made you and I can break you. Now, I'm

telling you right now, you better start
treating my friends like you treat me.

Is that what you really want? Yes.

Okay, you got it.

I'll treat you all the same.

Here's three demerits for you, too.

What you talking about, Kathy?

For loitering, mouthing off, and
threatening to overthrow a hall monitor.

Have fun in the clink, Fink.

Is it safe?

Yes, she's gone.

How did it go? Did you straighten her
out?

Well, we had a frank discussion which
resulted in a slight difference of

opinion. What does that mean?

She stuck it to me.

She gave me three demerits. At least I'm
one of you guys now.

That's better, but it's not good enough.

You were supposed to put a muzzle on
her.

So long, sucker.

I'm going to write a list of topics on
the board. I want you to pick one and

write an essay on it. And watch your
spelling. I don't want to see any

She won't see any mistakes on mine. I'm
going to use invisible ink.

Did you hear anybody, Robbie? I didn't
hear anybody.

Neither did I.

Oh, come on, guys. That was a joke.

Enough of the silent treatment.

We've been friends a long time.

Tell Arnold I'm not talking to him.

I can't. I'm not talking to him either.

See what you've done, Kathy.

I don't have any friends left.

Oh, I'm going to get a dog.

At least they're loyal and they lick
your face.

Excuse me, Miss Kern.

But aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, right. The hall monitor's report. I
almost forgot.

Go ahead, Kathy.

You mean no one did anything wrong?

Only me. I tried to do a good job, but
I've decided to quit. I'm turning in my

whistle.

Kathy,

I just asked you to lighten up, not
quit.

And I'll tell you something else.

I'm quitting the school, too.

I'm going back to my old school where
I'm appreciated and respected.

Kathy, I'm sorry you feel that way.

Are you sure you don't want to take a
little time to think it over?

No, I'm sure.

Wait a minute.

Miss Chung, as class president, may I
say a few words?

Go ahead, Arnold.

Uh, I just want to tell you a little
something about Kathy.

Now, I know you think of her as a
ruthless pirate.

Beneath that obnoxious, hostile exterior
beats a heart of pure gold.

She's just a little uptight about being
in a new school.

And she feels different, but she's not
different.

She's one of my best friends.

Who isn't talking to me?

Anyway, I love Kathy.

And now that you understand Kathy a
little better, I'm sure you want her to

on as hall monitor.

So let's welcome her back with a big
round of applause.

Miss Chung, make them applaud.

Look, I don't need your applause, and I
don't need your sympathy.

And since you're all so happy to see me
quit, I've got news for you. I'm not

gonna quit.

I'm gonna stay in this dump.

I didn't say how much.

That's all for today, class.

I'll see you tomorrow. And Kathy,
welcome back.

Thank you, Miss Chung.

Uh, Kathy?

Yeah? I hope I didn't embarrass you by
saying all those nice things about you.

No, I'm strong.

I can take that.

Uh, Kathy, Robbie and I sort of wanted
to tell you that...

We are sorry.

Yeah. I guess we tried to get away with
a couple of things.

Me too.

And from now on, I promise that we're
all going to behave better.

That's great.

I didn't say how much.

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum.

What might be right for you may not be
right for some. For man is born, he's a

man of ease. Then along come two, they
got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes to take,
different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world,
different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world.

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is
born. He's a man of needs.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes to take,

different strokes to take, different
strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

We don't matter that you got not a lot.

So what? I'll have theirs and you'll
have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. Different
strokes to move the world. Different

strokes to move the world.

Hello?

Oh, no. Kimberly's not home right now.

Okay, Ron. Bye.

about that, Kimberly.

I didn't know you were home. It was Ron.

Oh, darn.

I really would have liked to talk to
him. He's so gorgeous.

Call him back.

Oh, I can't do that. He'll think I'm
being pushy and I might scare him away.

Kimberly, I thought you were supposed to
be a liberated woman.

Just tell him you don't feel like
waiting for him to call back.

You'll impress him with your honesty.

Willis, you're absolutely right.

Or you'll scare him away.

Thanks a lot for your help, Ann Landers.

Hi. Hey Arnold.

You won't believe what happened to me.
What happened?

Don't ask.

Is Lady Luck still slapping you around?

She's working overtime.

It wasn't enough that I had a rotten day
at school.

On the way home I met up with the
world's dumbest...