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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is
born, he's a man of means.

Then along come two. They got nothing
but the genes, but they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got another
life. So what? I'll have theirs and

have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we...

Different strokes to move the world.
Yes, it does. It takes different strokes

move the world.

What we need is a Tarzan yell from you,
Dudley. He'll pound another chest.

He sounds like a dying water buffalo.

You know what would really be terrific
would be for Tarzan to have a lion to

wrestle. That's a great idea.

I don't think this Tarzan could wrestle
a grasshopper.

I got a great idea.

Why don't I be the lion, and you take
the pictures, Arnold, okay?

Okay by me.

You know how to operate that thing,
Arnold? Oh, yeah, sure. We have one of

at home. Only more expensive.

I guess I'm the first semi -bald king of
the jungle.

All right, why don't you hop on my back?

And I'll pretend like I'm going to try
and throw you there.

Sorry I don't have a tail for you to
hang on to.

That's okay. You can just wag your
behind.

That's a lot of fun, isn't it, darling?
Yeah.

Say, man, we're going to have to protect
ourselves here in the jungle. I mean,

we don't want to be bitten by the
terrible titsy fly now, do we, huh?

Maybe we should have a little more wine.

No, thanks.

I'd rather get bitten on the titsy.

Well, I know my friend Dudley's not
going to let me down.

Huh? Sure, I'll have some more.

You want to be a chicken, Arnold?

Well, okay.

I'll have just one fifth.

Okay, fellas, here we go, huh?

What do you say, school?

Bottoms up. L 'chaim.

Oh, I learned that from a Jewish kid in
school.

Only he does it with low -fat milk.

That's enough for me.

Oh, come on. Listen, don't worry about
too much wine.

I mean, I'm not going to let you have
too much wine because, you know, your

folks may smell it on your breath.

Oh, they might get mad at me.

Uh -oh. If Dad smelled it on my breath,
I won't get that bicycle for my

birthday. I won't live that long.

You guys don't worry about it, will you?
I got plenty of gum and breath mints

back here, and you guys can have all you
like. Huh? Hey, listen, what game are

we going to play now? Oh, I got it.

Trampoline. You got a trampoline here?
Well, no, but, you know, we can jump up

and down on the bed.

Gee, Mr. Horton, you sure got some great
ideas.

Wait a minute, guys. Stop calling me Mr.
Horton, huh? Why don't you call me by

my nickname?

Curly. I'll call you Bo, and you'll be
Larry. We'll pretend like we're the new

improved version of the Three Stooges,
huh?

Boop!

Listen, guys, maybe we ought to hold it
down, keep it real quiet, huh?

Hi there, Mr. Horton.

Hello, Mr. Drummond.

What brings you out on a day like this?

Well, I was just going by this way, and
I thought I'd stop in and square up with

you on that bicycle I'm getting for
Arnold.

Would you take your credit card? Oh,
sure.

Oh, I left home without it.

to take this other card?

Sure, you bet.

Holy cow!

It's my dad!

And me!

You smell it like a blue nun!

You're in big trouble, Arnold. So are
you. You're in this up to your naked

armpits.

Come and buy it and give my best to the
family. Okay, thanks. See you again.

Oh, boy.

Okay, fellas, I got rid of the...

weren't sneaking up. And what are you
doing chewing a big wad of gum like

I have a big mouth.

We already know that.

What kind of gum is that? Spearmint
muscatel?

I smell it too, Arnold. You got booze on
your...

drinks wine in France, you're not in
France.

And if Dad finds out that you've been
drinking, you're going to wish you were

Siberia.

You don't have to tell him.

I mean, why give him something to worry
about?

It's not like he's going to find me
sleeping in the gutter with a red nose

three -day growth of beard.

Look, I promise I'm through with wine
forever. Or until I get to France.

You swear?

I swear.

On your E .T. alarm clock?

So help me Steven Spielberg.

Okay, then we won't say anything.

Thanks. And get rid of that wad of gum,
man. You look like a chipmunk storing

nuts for the winter.

Okay.

Well, why don't you gargle with
something to get rid of that wine on

breath?

Why don't you try Listerine on the
rocks?

hug my kid today.

Uh, Dad, um, I'm getting too old for
that mush.

I'm not, and I'm almost twice your age.

Uh, maybe it's just a macho stage I'm
going through. Would you settle for a

handshake?

Well, that's better than nothing.

Nice to see you home from work, Dad.

Thanks. Maybe after dinner we'll have
cigars and brandy in the study.

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He's acting very strange lately.

I didn't notice anything.

Me neither.

Well, maybe he's going through mid
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Here they are, folks. The stupendous,
the incredible, the mysterious

disappearing bicycle brothers. I mean,
now you see them and now you don't.

What happened to you guys yesterday?

Sorry we had to leave without saying
goodbye, Curly.

We looked out the peephole and saw it
was my dad.

What do you want?

We just wanted to pay for the bike he
got you. He doesn't even suspect that

were here.

You know, I feel funny about all this
sneaking around.

Arnold, it's not sneaking around.

We're just simply trying to keep me out
of trouble for giving you guys all these

little treats after school.

Yeah, that's right, Arnold.

But maybe we could get in trouble, too.

Maybe we shouldn't stay.

What?

Do my ears deceive me not stay after I
have gone out and gotten an armload of

cartoons for you guys to watch this
afternoon on television?

Boy, I'd sure like to see some cartoons.

Come on, Arnold.

I don't know.

Oh, that's all right, Dudley. That just
means that there's more Boston cream pie

for you and me.

Boston cream pie?

Like with three layers and whipped
cream?

And gooey chocolate on top. That's
right.

I guess I could always eat and run.

That's my man.

All right, fellas, in a wee, we go.

All right. Follow me. You're ready.
Listen,

you know those pictures we took
yesterday? I got those back. They're

on the table.

Hey, Curly, these are terrific.

And you said I didn't have muscles,
Arnold. Look at me. I'm bulging out like

in 3 -D.

Hustles in 3D, all right. Drooping,
dragging, and disgusting.

Okay, guys, here it is. It's showtime
and pie time.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
It's time for Curly's Cartoon Cavalcade.

Oh, and away we go.

Man, I love cartoons. Me, too.

I bet you guys haven't seen Murphy the
Mouse.

No.

No.

Cute. Check them out.

Hey, that mouse just lost his pants.

He's not wearing any other shorts.

Look at that girl mouse.

She's wearing a bikini.

who you've been missing.

Dilly, this is an X -rated cartoon.

It's dirty.

Yeah, I know.

Arnold, it's not dirty.

It's adult.

And we are all adults, aren't we?

We only look adult because we worry a
lot.

I want to see how that mouse works out.

I don't like this cartoon, but I have
nothing against this pie.

No, Dudley, look, if Arnold wants to go,
then that's what he should do.

I'm warning you, Dudley, if the
Mouseketeers hear about this, you'll

turn in your ears.

Listen, Dudley, don't worry about
Arnold.

We can have a lot more fun without him.

After the cartoon's over, we'll play
Neptune, King of the Sea.

How do you play that?

Oh, you know, it takes a lot of water,
the bathtub, the shower.

Oh, it's a great game. You're going to
love it.

Somebody at the door, Kimberly.

Will you get that?

nothing important. I'm just revising my
will. I'm cutting both of you out of it.

Good afternoon, Phil. How are you? Hi,
Ted. Come on in. What a nice surprise.

How are you doing?

Look, forgive me for barging in on you
like this, but I thought it was

we should discuss in person.

It's about my son.

Well, come on, sit down.

Can I get you a cup of coffee?

No, nothing, thanks.

So, uh, you have a problem with Dudley.

Yeah.

are awkward about this, but I'd really
appreciate it if you didn't let him have

any more wine when he's over here.

Wine?

Where in the world did you get the idea
that I gave Dudley wine?

Well, yesterday he came home with wine
on his breath and he said that you gave

it to him.

Well, I can assure you I didn't, and I
can't imagine what would make him say

that I did.

Kim, I think we better tell Dad what we
know.

I know, I hate to be a snitch, but I
think you're right, Willis. Tell me

Willis? Well, yesterday, Arnold came
home with wine on his breast. And he

Mr. Ramsey gave it to him. Me?

Now, why didn't you two tell me that
before?

Oh, Daddy, Arnold looks so guilty. And
he promised he'd never do it again, so

let it go.

Well, I assure you, Phil, I'd never give
wine to Arnold. Well, obviously, Arnold

and Dudley are experimenting with
alcohol. I don't like that.

Well, neither do I.

They're still babies.

Well, it looks like the babies have gone
from the nipple straight to the ripple.

Well, I'm glad I came over.

Dudley and I are going to have a little
heart -to -heart talk.

Arnold and I may have a little hand -to
-butt talk.

Hello, Arnold.

Oh, uh, hi, uh, Mr. Ramsey.

Well, I'll be going, Phil. Thanks for
dropping by.

Okay, good. We'll be in touch.

Good enough.

Bye, kids.

Bye -bye.

Dad,

what was Dudley's father doing here?

Well, he came to discuss something that
I found quite informative.

Oh, what's that?

You and Dudley hitting the bottle.

What you talking about, Dad?

Since when did you and Dudley become the
Booze Brothers?

Now, don't try to deny that you've been
drinking. Put it down right over here.

I want the whole story from beginning to
end.

Where did you get the wine?

Well, I'm not supposed to tell. Mr.

Horton.

Mr.

Horton? The man in the bicycle shop.

What's he got to do with this?

Well, while I was there with Dudley, he
gave us some pizza and wine.

What else went on there?

He showed us some pictures.

Everybody was naked.

Naked?

And he showed us some kinky cartoons.

What do you mean by kinky?

Well, you told me about the birds and
bees, but that's nothing compared to

those mice were doing.

I think I'd better have a talk with our
Mr.

Horton. Dad, you don't think... Yes, I
sure do.

Is there something wrong, Dad? Maybe we
should go get Dudley. He's still down

there. At the bicycle shop?

Oh, my... Dad, I'm going with you. Now,
wait a second.

Maybe we should call the police first.
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just about to close up here. I've had a

little problem. Is this Horton?

Yes, it is. I think you've got a big
problem, Mr. Horton.

Now, where's Dudley?

Arnold told us that he was here.

Look, I don't understand. Was there some
kind of joke, Mr. Drummond? Stay with

him.

Wait a minute, man. You can't go back
there.

Dudley?

Dudley, where are you?

Maybe he's in here. Mr. Drummond.

It might be better if I looked in there
first.

Dudley, are you okay?

Oh, Mr. Drummond, am I glad to see you.

Boy, I sure feel goofy.

Did Mr. Horton give you anything,
Dudley?

A pill.

He said it would make me feel good.
Dudley?

Are you all right?

Yeah, I guess so.

I'm kind of scared.

Dudley, I want you to tell me exactly
what happened before we came in.

Do I have to?

Go ahead. It's all right. Now, Dudley,
you can tell everything to Detective

Simpson because he's here to help us.

Well, at first, Dad, I was having a lot
of fun.

Then Mr. Horton, he tried to... He tried
to touch me.

It's not your fault, son.

And I don't blame you.

And I'm not going to punish you.

I love you.

Do you understand?

Well, thank goodness you got to Dudley
before anything really terrible happened

to him. How's he doing?

Well, he's still a little shaken up.

Well, he's a lucky boy. He'll come out
of this just fine. He's got parents who

are loving and understanding.

You know, some parents actually blame
the children for what happened.

That is dreadful. That is the worst
thing you could do. What could have

to Mr. Horton? Well, I think we got a
darn good case against him, Willis.

Thanks to your father calling us, we
were able to surprise him. And we found

some very incriminating pictures.

Worse than the mice?

Much worse.

What is this world coming to?

Detective Simpson said it was a good
thing we called him.

Because if I had gone down and
confronted Horton by myself...

He would have been able to get rid of
all the photographs before the police

could even get there.

Unfortunately, most parents do just
that, and the guy gets off scot -free.

Oh, and by the way, Arnold, your
evidence is going to help us a lot, too.

I think I got all the details right
here, including there was a cherry on

banana split he gave you. Did I mention
the chopped nuts?

Yeah, that, too.

Boy, I really spilled my guts.

I just can't get over this. We've known
Mr. Horton for years. He seemed like

such a nice man.

That's the contradiction with child
molesters.

In their own strange way, they actually
love children.

The majority of them would never
intentionally harm a child.

The sad part is they can emotionally
scar a child for life.

Man, I never would have guessed that Mr.
Horton was, you know, gay.

Well, he's not, Willis. You know, that's
the common fallacy about child

molesters. They're not gay. They're only
interested in little boys or little

girls, not adults.

Look, I'm only 11 years old. Should I be
hearing all of this?

Absolutely, Arnold.

If more kids knew the fact, less of
these things would happen.

Unfortunately, child molesters prey on
the innocence of children.

You're right about that, Mr. Drummond.
Well, I think I'll be leaving now.

Thanks very much, Detective Simpson. We
appreciate your help. My pleasure, Mr.

Drummond. Believe me.

So long, kids. Bye. Thank you.

How you doing, son?

Okay.

You want to talk about it?

Well, you're looking at one
disillusioned dude.

If you can't trust a nice man like Mr.
Horton, who can you trust?

Oh, Arnold, I think you can trust most
people. But you do have to be careful.

Somebody wants you to do something
that's wrong, or if they want you to lie

your parents, that is a person who
should not be trusted. No matter how

reason they give you seems to be.

And you have to watch out for people who
come on real strong and try to win you

over with gifts.

That's right.

And especially if they want to touch you
where you don't want to be touched.

Thanks, Dad.

I understand.

Any more questions?

Just one.

Do I still get a bicycle for my
birthday?

You sure do.

And a radio.

I'm mighty proud of you, son.

You know, I didn't like the things Mr.
Horton was trying to do in the bicycle

shop. But some hugs and kisses are still
okay.

To the beat of just one drum.

What might be right for you?

May not be right for some. But then it
falls.

It's a better beat than a long come to.

They got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes of dicks.
Different strokes of dicks. Different

strokes to move the world. It doesn't
take.

Different strokes to move the world.

I was thinking, you know, we've been
working hard for over a year straight

without a single vacation.

You got that right. So I'm thinking
maybe we need to just take some time

get away, and relax.

Eh, witchy molly molly. Let's go to
Vegas.

Yeah, I can visit some of the money I
left there two years ago.

You don't go to Vegas to relax. You go
to Vegas to party.

All right, how about New York?

No, no, you definitely don't go to New
York to relax.

You go to New York to get shot.

All right, check this.

I heard about these spas down in
Arizona.

I hear they treat you like a king.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Look at this.

Mud bath.

Deep massages.

Given to you by two beautiful Native
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And you'll have all the stress out of
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One of them's called Touched by a
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The other one's Hands of Silk.

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This baby is chock full of good ideas.

Man,

you didn't buy this book.

You swiped it from the library.

It's not considered swiping if you get
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How about this? Steam engine days in
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I ain't riding on no funky train in
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Look at this.

Free in -room bagel at the Motel 6.

Why you say so?

What was I thinking?

You think we'd still get reservations?

Well, with the millennium and all.

You know, the depth of your sarcasm
astounds me. And the depth of your

scares me.

Man, I am not cheap.

All right, look at this.

This shirt, $200, eh? How much for your
drawers?

Three for a buck, but nobody sees them
anyway.

See, that's just covert, stealthy,
sneaky cheap.

Yeah, it was a joke, first of all.
Second of all, I don't like the word

I prefer frugal.

Please, cheap is cheap.

Every time you pull a dollar out of your
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Stress.

Trudy kept yelling at me.

Chest hair?

Lost it.

Leg hair?

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