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Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. One man
is born, he's a man of means.

They're no long come to, they got
nothing but the genes. But they got

strokes to take, different strokes to
take, different strokes to move the

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

And he finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs and you'll

have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. It takes a
different stroke to move the world. It

doesn't take a different stroke to move
the world.

All right, now, backpacks. Check.

Fly slides.

Check. Pop tent.

Check. Sleeping bags.

Check. Hair dryer.

Check.

Hair dryer?

Kimberly, we are going on a camping
trip.

It's not mine, Daddy. It's Willis'. You
never know. I might run into some cute

little campers.

You'd better just hope that one of them
has a very long extension cord.

Here's the first aid kit, Mr. Drummond.

Oh, thank you, Pearl. I hope none of us
have any need for that.

I'm really looking forward to this. I
love the great outdoors.

In fact, my Girl Scout troop voted me
Miss Tough Cookie.

Look who's here.

Grizzly Arnold.

Get ready for a surprise, everybody.

and bought everybody a little present
for the trip.

That's very nice, Arnold.

What is it? I'll show you. Okay.

And while you were at that store, you
should have bought a surplus brain.

Maybe I can fill it with water and make
it a hot tub for chipmunks.

I'll get it.

Good evening, Mr. Drummond.

Oh, Miss Saunders. What a surprise.

Oh, come in.

Thanks.

Is something wrong?

No, your tax audit was moved up, and I
need you to sign some papers before

Monday. You were right on my way home.

Tell me something.

How much does a lawyer charge for a
house call?

Not as much as a plumber.

I want you to meet my family. I hope I'm
not disturbing you. No, no, no, not at

all. I don't want to have the IRS after
me.

But the Irish terrorists have to do with
it.

Oh, no, the Irish terrorists is the IRA.

The IRS is the American terrorists.

This is my daughter, Kimberly.

Hi. These are my sons, Willis and
Arnold. Hello. This is Robin Saunders,

my tax attorneys.

I'm so glad to meet you kids. Your
father talks about you all the time.

Yeah, we're his favorite deductions.

Could I get you a cup of coffee or a
drink? No, thanks. I really have to run,

but I have X's where I need your
signature.

Okay, I'll do it.

Wow, lawyers sure are getting prettier.

Yeah.

Go down, Willis. Your hot breath is
singeing my hat.

There you are.

Thanks. I'll go with you to the
elevator. I have a couple of questions I

like to ask you about that audit.

Bye. Nice to meet you. I hope I see you
again.

Bye. Nice to meet you.

I'll be back in a minute, kids. Okay,
bye.

Not only cheaper than my plumber, you're
a better kisser.

That's funny. My plumber's a terrific
kisser.

You said you were going to call me this
afternoon.

I'm sorry.

I was out buying sporting equipment.

By the way, what was that I just signed
in there?

Am I really in for a tax audit?

Yes. Oh, no.

Well, couldn't that bad news have waited
till Monday?

Yes. But I couldn't, Phil.

When are we going to have some real time
together? Soon, soon, very soon, I

promise.

Well, you say that all the time, but
then you get free time and you spend it

with your kids.

Well, I know, but they like to have me
around.

So do I.

And by the way, why am I still being
kept under wraps?

It's nice to be in the closet with you,
but eventually we've got to come out.

Well, frankly, I don't know why I
haven't told the kids about you.

I think Willis and Kimberly would
understand, but it's kind of hard to

things like that to Arnold.

I just wish we could have some time
together, real time. You know, just you

me for more than an evening.

Oh, so do I. I would love that.

How about this weekend?

Gee, I can't. I'm going on a camping
trip with the kids. Oh, Phil, I know you

want to be a good father, but parents
have rights too, and you're also a man.

Gee, I'm glad you noticed that.

How about getting together next weekend?

Oh, yeah, fine.

Let's do it.

Oh, no, I promised to take the kids to a
hockey game.

Sure, great. You go to a hockey game and
you keep me on ice.

Phil, I'm really tired of playing games.

All right.

You got it.

We're going to spend this weekend
together.

Do you really mean it? I really do. Oh,
wonderful.

Oh, how about the camping trip? What are
you going to tell the kids about that?

Well, I guess I'll just go back in there
and lie about the audit and tell them

I'm in big trouble with the government.

You won't be lying.

You've got everything right, gang.

I'm sorry I can't go with you, but this
audit is very important, you know.

Anyway, you're in good hands with Pearl.

That's right.

You're looking at the queen of the
wilderness.

I can pitch a tent, start a fire with
sticks, and there's not a squirrel

I can't wrestle to the ground.

Alex, promise me you'll be careful.

At night, zip those sleeping bags right
up to the top.

Use your insect repellent.

Look out for poison ivy and skunks.

Don't worry, Dad. If I run into a skunk,
he'll see my behind before I see yours.

That's it, gang. Company, move out.

Bye -bye, Daddy. Have a nice weekend.

Listen, have a wonderful time.

Oh, you will. There's nothing like
getting back to nature and roughing it.

Let's go. The chauffeur's waiting.

I'll see you all Sunday night. Bye.

Hello,

Robin?

I'm sorry to call you so early in the
morning. Listen, I did it.

My family is gone.

We have the entire weekend to ourselves.

Just you and me.

Heaven.

It's Phil. Phil Drummond.

I had a wonderful time tonight.

So did I. It's very nice having you as a
captive audience.

Oh, but you're the one that's a captive,
my dear.

This is the part where I apply you with
very expensive French champagne, which I

very cleverly...

Pre -chill for the occasion.

I think you taught Cary Grant everything
he knows. Of course.

Who do you think was the technical
advisor for all those love scenes?

Moi.

Why

don't we

have our bubbly out on the terrace?

Perfect. Right this way.

Phil, what a lovely terrace.

You like it? I'll have it sent over in
the morning.

Isn't it a beautiful view?

Beautiful. The city's not bad, either.

Oh, Phil, this is heaven.

Robin, you are absolutely irresistible.

Wow.

What a kiss.

I know.

I felt the earth move.

I think we better move. It's starting to
sprinkle. I know.

Let's go.

I'm glad it started to drizzle. It's a
good excuse to snuggle. I don't need an

excuse.

Do you have a fireplace?

No, but we can set fire to the bureau.

Something you can sip from your slipper.

Don't mention this to the kids.

flash floods.

In a flash, you're up to your armpits in
water.

It's even worse for me.

I end off while your armpits begin.

We didn't have my trusty inflatable
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Don't over -dramatize it, Arnold. We
didn't need your raft.

We might have the dam had broken.

There's no dam.

There's no dam up there.

There will be when he gets to school. on
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Okay, kids, let's get out of these wet
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Good night, Pearl.

Good night.

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In a minute. He's on the phone telling
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How the dam broke and he used his raft
to save us from the 100 -foot waves.

How about your father? He's sleeping
kind of late this morning, isn't he?

He probably had a late meeting with his
tax attorney.

No, he won't be sleeping for long.

Arnold said as soon as he gets off the
phone, he's going to jump in Dad's bed

and surprise him.

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What are you doing home?

Well, we got flooded out, so we came
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Last night?

You were here last night?

Yeah, we got here about two in the
morning.

I see.

Well, isn't that something?

That's right.

My dad's tax attorney.

That's right.

Is this part of his tax audit?

That's right.

Oh, you know something?

What? You look real different without
your glasses.

Maybe I do.

I think I better go put a robe on.

Why? You look okay to me.

Well, thanks, but I feel a little
chilly.

Oh, really?

I feel kind of warm.

Well, nice chatting with you. Same here.

Strange feeling. Something's going on
here.

And then we packed up and got out of
there.

Don't you want to sit down and have some
breakfast, Mr. Drummond?

Nope. Not hungry.

Where's Arnold?

Well, didn't you see him?

He said he was going to your room to
wake you up.

What?

Arnold! I was just coming to get you.

Arnold?

I would like to talk to you.

I'd like to talk to you, too.

Have you been in my room?

No.

I forgot something in there. I know.

It just went back in.

It was wearing a blue nightgown.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Arnold, I guess I have a little
explaining to do.

It's kind of turning out that way.

Danny sure is acting strange, isn't he?

Yeah. Oh, I wonder what can a man run
out of here like that.

I hope it's not what I think.

Hey, everybody.

Dad's got some big explaining to do.

Well, I don't know how big it is.

It's about five foot seven.

That's exactly what I think.

Well, as I was telling Arnold upstairs,
I, uh...

See, guy, we have a little situation
here.

What kind of situation, Daddy?

Yeah, well, Pearl, I'll have a cup of
coffee.

I'm sure you can use some.

See, I thought that I had this place to
myself for the weekend, so I invited

a guest.

Who?

It's not Tootsie.

As a matter of fact, you've met her.
It's my tax lawyer, Robin Saunders.

Now, I know this is a little awkward for
all of us, but I hope you'll

understand.

Oh, I understand.

I understand. God knows I understand.

Well, I'm not sure I understand.

For one thing, why did she stay here
last night?

Oh, well...

It was awfully late, that's why.

And where did she get the nightgown?

Oh, she borrowed that nightgown from
Pearl.

From me?

Yes, from you, Pearl.

I hope that's all right.

Oh, I didn't even know it was gone.

Dad, I may be young and naive, but I'm
not stupid.

I wanted to just drop it. I'll explain
it to you all later. No, no, no, Willis.

I think this should come from me.

This is a conversation that I have
postponed for too long.

Willis and Kimberly, I need some help in
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Later, Pearl. I want to see how Dad gets
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Coming, I'm coming.

Now, Arnold, there are a number of
things that I want to say to you, and

sure that you have some questions for
me.

You go first. You've got seniority.

Okay.

You remember a little while back we had
a discussion about the facts of life?

Yeah, I remember all of that.

All that giggling and embarrassment.

You were really shook up.

Well, I think we covered the birds and
the bees pretty well.

But I'm afraid I may have neglected to
tell you some things about men and

Oh, I've learned a lot about that stuff
since then, Dad.

How much?

Enough to want to know what that lady's
doing upstairs.

Well, what we're talking about here is
dating and relationships between men and

women. You mean getting it on.

Yeah, I guess you could put it that way.
In fact, you did put it that way.

Dad, I know what goes on with grown
-ups, but that's other people.

I just never thought of you and anybody
else that way, especially a tax

attorney.

Well, Arnold, Miss Saunders is a woman
and I'm a man.

And sometimes grown -ups need to be
alone with each other.

Oh, I see.

Is that why you canceled out going on
our camping trip?

Yes, it is, Arnold, and I realize now I
should have leveled with you.

I guess that means you'd rather be with
her than us.

Oh, not at all. I love being with both
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And when I'm with her, it doesn't mean
that I love you any the less.

In fact, when my life is enriched by
other people that I care about... then

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I think so, Dad.

Good. I'm glad you do.

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Arnold, we really don't know how this is
going to turn out.

Well, you must love her, don't you?

Well, yes, I do.

But you see, son, there are different
kinds of love.

Sometimes people have a deep affection
and respect for each other, but that

doesn't necessarily mean that they'll
marry. Sometimes they stay good friends.

On the other hand, if a relationship
continues to grow and deepen, people do

indeed get married.

At this point, I really don't know where
Miss Saunders and I are going.

Well, at least you're having a good time
getting there.

I think that's fair to say.

Well, thanks for the talk, Dad.

We covered quite a bit of ground, didn't
we? We certainly did.

Kimberly! Willis!

Come out.

I know as much as Dad does now.

Great, Arnold. If we have any questions,
we'll come to you from now on.

Well, I'd better go and get Miss
Saunders. She's probably hiding under

No, she's not.

Phil, I hope I haven't caused you any
problem here.

Nice running into you again.

I saw her without her glasses on.

I'll be going. Phil, call me.

Oh, no, no. Wait a minute, Robin.

You don't have to go anywhere.

I've just had a long discussion with my
family. Everything's out in the open.

Everybody understands.

Now, you and I started to spend this
weekend together.

I think we should finish it together.

That's right.

We got rained out, not you.

The house is all yours.

Are you sure you don't mind?

We understand.

We're all adults here.

Phil, are we taking them up on it? You
bet we are.

Okay, guys, let's get lost. Wait a
minute.

and lost after breakfast?

I mean, these heavy emotional trips are
hard to take on an empty stomach.

That's a great idea. Let's all have
breakfast together.

Oh, I'd love that.

I'll tell Pearl.

Thanks, Kimberly. And I have got a
terrific suggestion for this afternoon,

it's a treat that's on me.

First, a really good horror movie with
lots of popcorn, then video games at the

arcade, and then dinner at the pizza
parlor.

Hey, we'd love that.

Not you.

Us.

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Oh, it looks great.

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Nigga, that is the same color scheme as
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And this has never worked for me either.

Well, I, for one, find the interior
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