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You're supposed to be my campaign
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Well, didn't I get you that bullhorn so
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I know. I'd only get three votes.

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Liz, how's the campaign going?

Oh, it's going.

Going? It's almost gone.

Is there a problem?

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Everything's going wrong.

I gave a 50 cents a plate luncheon and
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in charge of dirty tricks, can't think
of any.

really ashamed.

I'm sorry. I wish I could help.

You can.

Tell the kids to vote for me or you'll
flunk them.

That could be our first dirty trick.

I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible,
boys.

But I'll give you a little tip.

Sometimes a candidate can turn the tide
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You mean a debate can turn a loser into
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Oh, yes. Many a loser has been elected
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Give it some thought, Arnold.

Thanks, Miss Chung.

Okay.

You hear that, guys?

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Arnold, what do you think of this?

You're giving me candy?

There's got to be a catch.

I made a whole bunch of them for you to
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a paper inside and it says, vote for
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There's a tennis match coming on
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That's my kind of dad.

Hey, Dad, maybe you can help me with my
speech.

It's not going too good.

Oh, really?

What seems to be the problem, Arnold?

Well, I got so steamed with Lisa that I
challenged her to a debate.

She thinks she's such hot stuff.

I just gotta beat her. I'll do anything
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Arnold, calm down.

You're starting to sound like a real
politician.

afternoon on my opening statement, but I
just don't think it's strong enough.

Let me hear it.

My fellow classmate, it would be very
easy for me to stand here and say nasty

things about my opponent, so I will.

Lisa Hayes is a double -talking,
scheming, no -good schnook.

I'd say that's strong enough.

Thank you.

You know, Arnold, in politics, I'm
afraid what you're doing is called

mudslinging. Well, of course.

I'm trying to run this like a real
campaign.

I was hoping you'd have higher standards
than that.

I think you should concentrate less on
your opponent's bad qualities and more

your own good qualities.

Now you're really making it tough.

Dad, there's got to be an easier way.

You're rich. What? can't you just buy
the election?

I'm surprised at you.

I can't buy you an election.

Well, how about running it? I only want
it for a semester.

Hi. Here come the Park Avenue paparazzi.

Hey, Daddy, Willis and I are entering in
a student's photography contest, and

the winning picture gets printed in the
newspaper.

That's terrific. Well, I'll be pulling
for both of you. And also, first prize

300 big, fat, juicy dollars.

Three?

Maybe I ought to enter that great
picture I took of Willis.

Which picture?

I call it Tonsils While Snoring.

That scene from Upper Bump.

It took a steady hand because the room
was vibrating at the time.

Sorry, Arnold, but this contest is for
high school students only.

That's okay, Arnold. You're going to
have your handful preparing for the

election. Yeah, I ought to concentrate
on one failure at a time.

Oh, don't give up so easily.

Get Kimberly or Willis to take a picture
of you for a campaign poster and prove

your image.

Hey, that's a great idea.

A picture.

Something that captures my outstanding
qualities of strength and leadership.

Not to mention your underlying humility.

Hey, I'll be glad to take a picture of
you. How about right now?

Thanks, sis. Just give me a chance to
shower and wash my hair.

Maybe if I fluff it up with a blow
dryer, it'll increase my image a couple

inches.

Hey, Dad, how about me taking a couple
of shots of you?

Oh, some of the time, Willis.

There's a tennis match coming up I don't
want to miss.

Oh, but Dad, that's Pierre Americana,
head of the family watching sports on

Oh, what's another picture of your old
man? Forget it.

I thought it became how good I might
have entered in that contest.

I better put my tie on.

Just sit there while I focus.

No, no, wait. Wait a minute. What about
my wrinkles?

Don't worry about them, Dad. They'll
show up just fine.

I'll fix them in the developing. Good.

If you don't accentuate my positive,
I'll eliminate your negative.

Lovely.

I like that shot.

Boy, man of distinction.

Boy,

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that my opponent, Arnold Jackson, is the

in candidate.

inexperienced, inadequate, and
incapable.

Thank you, Lisa.

All right, that's it for the closing
statements from our candidates. Now the

debate is open to questions from you
students.

This is where we really stick it to
Lisa. Right.

Dudley, do you have a question?

Yes, ma 'am. This question is for Lisa.

Do you think it's fair for one student
to be as greedy as a pig and want to be

president every year and not let anybody
else have a chance?

Yes. Next question.

Do you have anything to say about that?
I'm glad you asked me.

Greed has no place in this school except
maybe in the cafeteria.

If Lisa Hayes is elected president of
the sixth grade, she'll go on to be

president of the seventh grade.

in the fifth grade.

I'll put you down, Arnold.

No demonstrations, please.

I'm afraid we only have time for one
more question, then recess is over.

I have a question for Lisa. Go ahead,
Robbie. How do you feel about these

recesses?

Well, I think the teachers know what's
best for us, and I agree that a short

recess gives us more time to study.

I'd sure like to rebut that one.

Go ahead, Arnold.

For Lisa to stand here and talk about
more time to study clearly shows that

she is the out candidate.

She is out of her mind.

Well, I guess that's the end of the
debate, kids. I'll see you all in class.

Great, Arnold.

I think maybe you got a good chance to
get elected tomorrow.

You really think I'm gaining?

Yeah, I can tell. This time they didn't
throw anything.

It's awfully quiet in here. I guess
Arnold isn't home yet. Not yet, Mr.

Drummond. He's probably out in the park
looking for votes. You know, the

grassroots candidates.

Did you hear that? Park.

Grassroots.

I wasn't even trying to be funny.

You succeeded.

Hello. Hi, Arnold.

Hi. Pearl, that candy you fixed was a
big deal. My campaign is picking up.

to hear it.

And now, all I gotta do is hit him with
a real snappy slogan.

that they'll never forget.

Good idea. Let's hear it. How about, if
you want action, vote for Jackson?

That's simple and to the point.

Jackson, for action. Yeah.

Hi. Hey, Jack, remember that picture I
took of you? It got selected for the

contest. You're kidding.

No, I mean it.

That's wonderful.

Well, I'm very proud to have been the
subject of the picture, but the real

credit goes to you.

Hey, we've got two winners in the
family. They also selected one of my

Good for you.

That's great.

Well, congratulations to both. Both of
you. Can we see the pictures?

Sure. Look, Dad.

Oh, yes.

Magna. You look very handsome.

Willis seems to have captured your
essential nobility.

Not only that, but you can't even see my
ingrown hair.

Is anyone interested in seeing my entry?
It's a picture of Arnold.

Me? You're kidding, no? Oh, yeah, let's
see it. Oh, yeah.

you were in the shower.

Now that's what I call charisma.

Well, it certainly presents a side of
Arnold we don't see.

I see it all the time. It sleeps right
above me.

Do you hear that? Do you hear that?

She's laughing and I'm dying.

Kim, you invaded my privacy.

That's a terrible thing to do to
someone.

Oh, I just couldn't help myself. You
look so cute.

Kimberly, everybody will see this.

They'll laugh me out of school, right,
Dad?

That's right. You'll be the butt of all
their jokes.

Dad, I may be a kid, but I've got
feelings, too.

I know, son, and I understand.

Oh, Dad, he's overreacting. No, I'm not.
This is embarrassing.

Kimberly, how could you do this to me?

Oh, Arnold, this picture is perfectly
innocent.

My photography class thinks it's
adorable.

You mean you've been showing my buns to
a bunch of strangers?

Kimberly, that's cakey!

Come on, Arnold.

Kimberly, how would you like it if I
took that kind of picture of you?

Kimberly, in full mood!

Dad, take that picture to the contest
because I'm really upset about it.

I can see that you are.

Kimberly, If it means that much to him,
I think you better withdraw that

picture. Oh, but Dad... No, no, no, no,
no, I'm serious.

You have to respect Arnold's feeling.

Oh, all right.

Good girl.

Anyway, I wasn't too thrilled about the
idea of being in a contest where it was

going to be my face against his behind.

I'll call my teacher in the morning,
Arnold.

Oh, no, you're not!

Hey,

Pearl, did you get the money and paper
yet? I want to see how the photography

contest came out. Oh, sorry, I forgot to
get it. Oh, yeah, Willis, well, maybe

your picture of Dad won a prize.

I'll get the paper.

Where's Arnold?

Don't tell me he overslept the day of
his election.

Oh, no, he's upstairs preparing his
victory speech.

Before they even vote?

Isn't he a little too sure of himself?

I guess he's too young to have heard
about Thomas Dewey.

Who's that?

He was a guy who was overconfident and
got underelected.

Here it is.

Oh, no.

They put the picture of Arnold in the
paper.

What? The honorable mention.

That's terrific.

Oh, Daddy, that's terrible.

Kimberly, I thought you were going to
have that picture withdrawn.

I did. I don't know how this happened.

Doesn't matter. When Harold finds that
out, we're going to... gonna have to

scrape him off the ceiling.

Here he comes. You better get a spatula.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Arnold.

Why do you hear my victory speech? It's
gonna knock your socks off.

You better have a seat, Arnold, and hold
on to your socks.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, uh, I don't exactly know how to
tell you this, but, well, you know that

picture I took of you with the bear
tush?

Yeah, what about it?

in this morning's paper.

What you talking about, Kimberly?

Maybe it's not as bad as you think.

I'll bet you the kids in your class
don't even read the morning paper.

Paper, paper, get your complimentary
morning paper.

There's a wonderful picture of Arnold
Jackson in the view section, and what a

view it is.

How could he let this happen?

What's he trying to be?

The centerfold for Jack and Jill
magazine?

I thought maybe some of the kids
wouldn't recognize me.

Well, you're not wearing your sunglasses
on the part they'll recognize you.

I didn't think it was this bad.

I'm not even going to go to class.

Tell Miss Chung I've gone home sick.

Watch out. Here comes Lisa.

Oh, Arnold.

He's not here. He must have gone home.

running behind, but I didn't think you'd
use it as your whole platform.

Go ahead, Lisa. Rub it in.

Thank you. I will.

This may be my finest hour.

Well, guys, it looks like my political
career is over with.

They won't have Arnold Jackson to kick
around no more.

How's Arnold?

All I know is he said the teacher sent
him home because he was sick and I

thought you should know.

It was like it suddenly came on because
he wasn't sick when he went to school

this morning. He must be taking this
whole thing with a picture much harder

I thought.

Oh, Daddy, by the way, I found out what
happened. When I called and asked him to

take out the picture by Kimberly
Drummond, they goofed and they thought I

to take out the Drummond picture.

Oh, then the picture of me didn't really
lose.

Well, if you can get it again next year,
that is if you know what's good for

you.

Arnold, do you think your condition has
anything to do with the election?

Yeah, how did it come out?

Well, I left before they voted, but
who'd vote for a guy who has the most

behind since the Coppertone billboard?

I'll get it.

Hello? Oh, hi, Dudley. Yeah, hold on.

Arnold, it's Dudley.

Another phone call during dinner.

Thanks, Kimberly.

Hello?