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Sure, he's got it. Here's some more of
my stuff.
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We'll deal with Marco later, but what
are you doing with a gun, man? You know
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don't mess around with guns, Larry.
Remember what happened to my brother?
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Hey, I found it, okay?
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So I figured I'd keep it, you know, just
in case.
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What are you, crazy?
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Eh.
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I am.
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Hey, Jackson, look, this is all a little
misunderstanding.
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Oh, come on, Dad. Give him a break, huh?
I am.
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I should be calling the police.
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Police? Yeah.
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Dad!
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Dad! You're alive!
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What are you doing here? You're supposed
to be in school.
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He was so worried about you, he came
looking for you. I thought you'd be
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in the bushes all riddled with bullets
and splattered with blood.
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Did they use brass knuckles or rubber
hoses?
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Arnold, I'm fine. You sound
disappointed.
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Well, as long as I've cut school, can we
go to the zoo?
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Arnold.
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On second thought, why don't I just get
my butt back to school?
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to the beat of just one drum. What might
be right for you?
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May not be right for many, but it's a
better beat than a long
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call to.
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They got nothing but the gene, but they
got different strokes to take, different
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strokes to make, different strokes to do
the work, and it's not big.
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Different strokes to do the work.
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Just one drum What might be right for
you May not be right for some A man just
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born He's a man of needs Then along come
two They got nothing but the genes But
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they got Two brisk rogues to take Two
brisk rogues to take
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Oh, come on, Pearl. Give me a break.
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Arch, why do I have to clean out my
closet? It's in perfect shape.
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That doesn't cut it. You're going to
have to clean out that closet if it
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all day.
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Oh, but Pearl, if you keep me inside all
day, I won't get enough exercise and
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fresh air, and I'll get weak and have to
walk on a cane and wear support holes.
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Would you do that to a little kid?
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Uh -huh.
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Man, what a bummer. A man's closet is
supposed to be his castle.
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Ooh, fiddly -dee, Mr. Red.
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Arnold, what are you doing in that
closet?
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Willis, what are you doing in that
mustache?
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Well, this mustache is going to get me
into the domino club tonight.
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What are they having, freak night?
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Hey, Willis, can Charlene and I come in?
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Entree, girls.
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Hi, Willis.
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What is that thing falling around under
your nose?
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What are you up to, Willis? Well, my
favorite group, Pickety Witch, just
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happened to be playing at the Domino
Club tonight.
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Oh, I get it, and you have to be 18 to
get in.
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Don't you think this adds a few years?
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No, but it adds a few laughs.
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My buddy Art and I are going. You girls
want to come?
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Boy, I sure like him. Yeah, I love that
group.
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Looks like you're going to need a couple
more mustaches.
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But, Willis, we can't get in. They check
IDs.
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No problem.
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Get a load of this, music lover.
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Willis, where did you get this fake ID?
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From Art.
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Let me see that.
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Rinaldo Guerrera.
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Well, you got to take what's available.
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It was either Rinaldo Guerrera or Lars
Lundqvist.
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You're really smart, Willis. You could
wind up with a record.
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That's how it starts.
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Little things at first. A fake mustache,
a phony ID.
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That's how James Cagney got started.
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You dug your ass.
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Okay, kids, I'm off to my meeting.
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Willis, Willis, are you all right? Oh,
I'm fine, Dad.
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I just got something caught in my
throat.
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I hope you didn't swallow it.
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Well, listen, my meeting is going to run
kind of late, so I won't be home for
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dinner tonight. Okay, Daddy, don't work
too hard. Okay. Bye. Come on, Charlene.
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Have a nice evening, Mr. Drummond.
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And that doesn't apply to you, Willis.
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It suddenly got kind of chilly in here,
didn't it?
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You know Charlene, Dad. She's moody.
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Yeah. One day she hates him, and the
next day she can't stand him.
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Pickety Witch, the Domino Club. What's
this, Willis?
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Oh, just some new group that the kids
are really thrilled about, Dad. Have you
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seen them?
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Oh, no, I'd love to, but you can't get
in. You have to be 18.
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Well, you'll be 18 soon enough.
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Before you know it.
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This is great.
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Hottest group in town. The front row
seats.
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I can't believe it. They didn't even
check our IDs.
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Wow. Here comes our waitress. I think
I'm in love.
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Hi, I'm Monique, and I'll be your
waitress this evening. May I see some
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please?
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Yeah.
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Here.
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Ronaldo Guerrero?
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I see.
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Hey, baby.
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If you're ready to take our orders now,
I'll take two of you to go.
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Are you really 20?
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Well, I, um... You just seem older, more
mature.
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Mature?
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That's me.
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Especially compared to some of the guys
who come in here.
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Yeah, I know the type.
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May I take your order? I'll have a diet
soda.
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Me too.
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Diet soda?
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I'm in training. See, the coach at
Columbia University where I'm currently
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enrolled wants me sober and skinny.
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Me too.
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That's why they call me the lean
machine.
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Don't go away.
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I won't. I won't.
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You know, I think she goes for your act.
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Me? So why don't you ask her out, hot
shot?
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Well, I can do that.
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What about what's her name?
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Charlene? Yeah, her.
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Some girlfriend. She wouldn't even come
with you tonight.
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No, she was worried about her age.
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My point exactamundo.
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Charlene is just a girl, but Monique is
a woman.
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You got a point there.
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Here you go, guys.
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Go ahead, ask her.
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That'll be $4. For two diet drinks?
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Of course, what a bargain.
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So, uh, what sports do you play at
Columbia?
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Where?
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Oh, Columbia.
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Um, some of them. Um, most of them are
baseball.
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Ronaldo, you have a certain unspoiled
charm.
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You really think so?
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I really do.
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What about me?
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I'll try not to hurt you.
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You know what I like about you even
more? Tell me.
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Well, I appreciate the fact that you
haven't come on to me the way some other
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guys do.
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It just occurred to me.
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You probably get the night off once in a
while, don't you?
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Uh -huh.
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Well, would you ever consider dating an
athlete who's currently enrolled at
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Columbia University?
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Oh, I think I'd like that.
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How's tomorrow night look?
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Tomorrow night?
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It's great. It's my night off.
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I better go back to work.
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See?
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This is a night I'm never going to
forget.
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Sorry, but I gotta get out of here. Why?
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That's my coach back there.
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That's your coach? He sure likes him
young.
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No, Nicky, if he catches me breaking
training, I'm off the team. Bye.
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Wait. We have a date. Remember? Call me.
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Come on, Art. No way.
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Is your coach not mine?
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I came to see the show.
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My Steve.
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You know something?
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You seem to be a little uncomfortable
tonight.
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I'll bet I know what it is.
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You're right.
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A man my age can only hold his stomach
in for so long.
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Don't try to joke your way out of it.
You're in great shape.
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But I...
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I get the feeling you think you're too
old to be out with someone my age.
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Well, there is a little age difference.
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One of us is 24 and one of us isn't.
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Come on.
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I know it's all right and you know it's
all right, but for some strange reason I
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couldn't even tell my kids.
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Really? I'm surprised.
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You have a very young and hip outlook.
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After all, you knew about the group
playing here tonight, didn't you?
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Well, I try to stay in touch.
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Dad and a young girl?
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I swear.
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She couldn't have been more than 24
years old.
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24? I thought you said she was young.
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Well, actually, I can understand why
she'd like to go out with Daddy.
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It's very exciting to be with someone
who's older.
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Don't say anything, Pearl, but last
night, Dad went out with a younger
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My, my, my.
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I know still waters run deep, but who'd
have thought your father would shoot the
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rapids?
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It didn't have something to do with sex.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Good morning, Dad.
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How was your business meeting last
night? Good.
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Very good. Better than I expected.
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Coffee, Mr. Drummond? Oh, no thanks.
I'll just have orange juice.
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I gotta get to the health club and have
a workout.
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Mustn't overdo those workouts.
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By the way, Pearl, I won't be home for
dinner tonight. I have another business
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meeting. On Saturday night?
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Oh, I don't mind. I love my work.
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We know.
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Well, I gotta run. Gotta stay in shape.
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You make me feel so young.
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00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:40,620
Oh, Pearl, I won't be home tonight for
dinner either. I'm going to a slumber
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party. Excuse me, guys.
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You know, I just had a thought, Pearl.
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I'd hate for you to go through all the
trouble cooking such a big meal just for
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Arlo and me.
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I wouldn't.
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No, I mean, I got a big algebra test.
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I can just fix the sandwich.
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00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Hey, why don't you two make a night if
you can go out? I mean, grab a couple of
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hot dogs and see a movie.
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00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,160
Now you're talking.
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What do you say, Pearl?
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00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,839
How can I refuse a night on the town
with a younger man?
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Come on, Arnold, help me clear.
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Gee, I'm glad you called.
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Listen, Monique, instead of spending the
night running around in smoky old
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nightclubs, how would you like to spend
a nice quiet evening in a Park Avenue
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penthouse? Whose penthouse?
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00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:47,030
Mine. I mean my roommate's. The address
is 697 Park Avenue, Penthouse A.
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I'll order a pizza and the night is
ours.
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Seven o 'clock comfortable?
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It's me fine.
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00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:59,410
You're actually going to see this
Monique behind Charlene's back.
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Well, do you know a safer way to do it?
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Listen, Armin, you don't understand.
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Charlene is a child.
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Willis, if Charlene finds out about this
Monique, you'll wish your name really
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was Rinaldo and you lived in Puerto
Rico.
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00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:57,920
Well, she's not going to find out. I
told her I had a killer algebra test,
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I wasn't even going to take time out to
eat.
365
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,420
You're going to die young, Willis.
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Come in, Pearl.
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00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:15,940
Oh, Arnold, please don't shoot me, but I
can't take you to a movie tonight.
368
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380
Oh, no.
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00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,720
I just called my mother, and she doesn't
feel well, so I have to go over there
370
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and take care of her.
371
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:24,799
Ah, that's okay.
372
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,800
I understand.
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00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,140
Sorry. But I'll fix you boys a nice
dinner and leave it for you.
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00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:30,380
Thanks, Pearl.
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00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:34,100
Well, lover boy.
376
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,450
Call off your date? No, I got a better
idea.
377
00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:41,670
I'm going to lock you in this room.
378
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:43,410
What you talking about, Willis?
379
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:27,990
It smells like medicine.
380
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,250
Somebody sick?
381
00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:32,510
Um, the plant had to take some special
food.
382
00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:35,290
But it smells like it's on you.
383
00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:39,010
Well, the plant won't take its medicine
unless I take some first.
384
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,310
Oh, Ronaldo.
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00:23:44,430 --> 00:23:47,290
Say, this is a really beautiful
apartment.
386
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:50,530
It's not much, but it's a roof over your
head.
387
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:52,930
You look very handsome tonight.
388
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,190
You look fantastic.
389
00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:55,490
How about a drink?
390
00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:59,430
Uh, no, but how about the music? Oh,
yeah, music. That's always nice.
391
00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:03,190
You know, you can tell a lot about a man
from his record collection.
392
00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:06,170
You've got a lot of new wave here.
393
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:10,630
Mattel, Devo, Sophie Tucker.
394
00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:13,030
Sophie Tucker?
395
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:14,950
She's old wave.
396
00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:18,950
Probably belongs to my father's
roommate.
397
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,530
My roommate's father.
398
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,680
Touch dance.
399
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,880
Isn't this better?
400
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,040
Oh, yeah.
401
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,620
Better.
402
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,960
You know, I don't know what it is about
you, Ronaldo, but I like it.
403
00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,280
If you like it, it's yours.
404
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,980
I wonder who that can be. Someone with
bad timing.
405
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:10,420
It's probably the pizza guy.
406
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,300
I better go fix my lipstick.
407
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:14,140
I better fix mine, too.
408
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,860
Oh, it's right in there.
409
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:26,920
Hi.
410
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,360
Charlene.
411
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,740
Willis, why are you still wearing that
stupid mustache?
412
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:37,000
Well, um, it, um, I had to keep it on
because I got a lot of compliments.
413
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,070
I thought I'd grow real. underneath it.
414
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:41,390
Charlene, what are you doing here?
415
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,810
Well, I felt sorry for you, so I brought
you some dinner and I'm going to help
416
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,510
you study. Math is my best subject.
417
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:47,749
Come with me.
418
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:48,750
Why?
419
00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:53,190
Because, um, Arnold is sick and he
shouldn't be left alone.
420
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:55,250
Oh, I thought I smelled medicine in
here.
421
00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:04,330
Oh, dummy, I told you you shot the wrong
guy.
422
00:26:06,870 --> 00:26:10,050
Ms. Charlene, oh, Wait here. Earl might
be sleeping in the nude.
423
00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:16,570
Okay, Earl, tie for bed.
424
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,150
Hey, what are you doing?
425
00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:21,450
Charlene just showed up and I told her
you were sick.
426
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:22,950
I'm not sick.
427
00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:26,650
Well, you better start acting sick or
you're going to be sick.
428
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,800
can see you now.
429
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,240
Oh, you poor thing. What's wrong?
430
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,260
Oh, it's nothing. It'll go away.
431
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,740
Oh, well, I'm sure it will.
432
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,240
On second thought, this could become
very serious.
433
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,240
Well, you look all right and you don't
feel well.
434
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,720
I will in a minute.
435
00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:25,160
From the Domino Club.
436
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:26,440
I was your cocktail waitress.
437
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,080
Did I forget to leave a tip?
438
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,000
No, no, I have a date with Rinaldo.
439
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,300
Rinaldo?
440
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,220
Yes, and if you're here to check up on
him, Coach, don't worry, I promise I
441
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,220
won't keep him up late.
442
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,800
Coach, why does everybody keep calling
me that?
443
00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:49,800
I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
444
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:53,460
Where is this Rinaldo right now?
445
00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:55,850
He's probably out in the kitchen with
the pizza.
446
00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:57,470
I think I'll give him a hand.
447
00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:00,930
Monique! Monique!
448
00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:03,550
Monique, you've got to get out of here.
449
00:28:04,190 --> 00:28:06,350
Oh, I was afraid of that. Is it because
your coach is here?
450
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:07,830
What coach?
451
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,890
Your coach, the one that was at the
club.
452
00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:11,730
He's here now, my coach?
453
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,190
Yes, he is.
454
00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:18,670
Uh -oh.
455
00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:21,910
What are you doing?
456
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,659
What's going on here?
457
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:32,400
Yeah, I'd like to know that, too. I
think my thing was getting worse.
458
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,960
Who, may I ask, are you?
459
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:38,800
I'm his date.
460
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,120
Who are you?
461
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,159
Well, I'm his girl.
462
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,740
At least I was his girl. His girl?
463
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:45,980
How old are you?
464
00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:47,380
Sixteen going on twelve.
465
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,320
Oh!
466
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,160
Monique, I can explain.
467
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,500
Sixteen?
468
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,180
You little devil, you had me fooled.
469
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,680
Aren't you even mad?
470
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,120
I'll handle the mad part.
471
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,920
I'll help you.
472
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:06,440
Well, I, uh, think it's time for me to
leave. So, uh, good night, everybody.
473
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,419
Good night.
474
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:08,399
Good luck, Willis.
475
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,380
And, uh, why don't you give me a call in
about four years?
476
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,640
And, Willis, don't bother calling me at
all. Oh, shut up. Let me explain.
477
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,880
Just give me a chance.
478
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,660
If you stop, I'll let me talk to you.
Oh, you couldn't have come at a better
479
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:24,660
time here.
480
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,660
I was just so flattered to have someone
in their 20s interested in me.
481
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,580
I understand that feeling.
482
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,340
That little anchovy.
483
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,480
I don't understand you, Willis. A fake
ID?
484
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,680
By the way, hand me that.
485
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,120
I don't think you know how serious this
is.
486
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:16,680
What you did was very dumb.
487
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,980
Remember, Dad, you're dealing with the
Duke of Dome.
488
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,590
All I wanted to use it for, Dad, was to
listen to that new wave group.
489
00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:26,090
I didn't buy a drink or anything.
490
00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:29,410
It doesn't matter. Just carrying it is a
punishable crime.
491
00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,110
I've already been punished.
492
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:35,910
Monique knows I'm 16, and Charlene knows
I'm a jerk.
493
00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:38,850
And I knew both of those things a long
time ago.
494
00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:45,730
I better go call Charlene. At least she
can't throw pizza over the phone. Yeah.
495
00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:50,630
So, Dad.
496
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:55,280
Now that we're alone, can you tell me
about that foxy young chick you've been
497
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,280
seeing?
498
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,540
What foxy young chick?
499
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,200
Willa saw you at the club.
500
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,780
Oh, that foxy young chick.
501
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,400
I'll tell you about her when you're
older, Arnold.
502
00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:46,250
Nothing but the cheese, but they got
different scrolls. Different scrolls.
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