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A neutral party just trying to help.
Boy, Pearl's really steamed about that

I don't blame her. She said it was once
in the White House.

Under whose ban?

Yeah, well, Cheryl, I understand your
position. Nobody wants the short end of

the stick.

But listen, surely you will acknowledge
that Ms. Gallagher has the right to be

reimbursed. You'll never get anywhere
with that Mr. Nice Guy approach.

Well, listen, let's also agree that the
bottom line is we all want to avoid

small claims court, if we can.

You won't get anywhere unless you stick
it to him.

Would you take $300? It's a deal.

Looks like we've got a deal here.

Yeah, well, she'll get in touch with
you.

All right. You have a nice day, too.

Bye.

Thanks,

Mr. Drummond. Oh, you're something else.

You know, when I get that $300, I'm
going to get you a very nice present.

you don't have to do that, Pearl.

Okay.

That was terrific the way you handled
that guy on the phone. Well, that was a

good warm -up for me for tomorrow from
my trip to Buffalo.

Union negotiations can be very tough.

Dad, you're really a smooth -talking
dude.

You're the Philip Habib of Park Avenue.

Philip Habib?

Isn't that the guy who owns the Armenian
delicatessen?

No, Arnold. He's a negotiator who helped
end the war in Lebanon.

Oh, that Philip Habib.

Boy, Dad, I wish I knew how to wheel and
deal the way you do.

Well, you could, son. See, the important
thing is to get both sides to agree on

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I sometimes argue with something as
simple as the weather, like, uh, nice

isn't it? They agree.

Of course, that doesn't work in a
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I get it, Dad.

You just dazzle them with double talk.

Should be easy for you, Arnold.

If that's a compliment, thank you.

If that's an insult, go suck an egg.

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Looks like two dimes and a nickel to me.

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Do you know what today is?

Of course I do.

Did you get me a present?

No, I didn't. Flowers?

No. A card?

No. But I meant to.

You meant to.

I did. I really thought about it. If
only it really was the thought that

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Hey, Kimberly, you got a sec? Sure,
Marco, what's up?

Were you interested in some nice
jewelry?

Yeah, what kind?

Well, take a look at this.

Wow, that looks like Sammy Davis Tudor's
overnight bag.

Step right in and browse. I got the best
deals in town.

Where'd you get all this stuff?

Well, my uncle's a wholesaler. He gives
me a couple items to sell at student

discounts. You know, I pick up a couple
bucks on the side.

That's great.

Ooh, these are beautiful.

And they're you, baby.

And just 20 bucks.

20? Well, I'm having a special locker
-wide clearance sale.

You can have them for 10.

$10? That's a good buy, isn't it? Yeah,
it's a steal.

Excuse me, Kimberly. Can I talk to you
for a second?

In a minute, Willis. No, right now.
Excuse us, Marco.

I'll see you later, okay?

Well, you better hurry.

Bargains like mine go real fast.

What is it, Willis?

Kimberly, are you crazy? You can't buy
those earrings.

He's the local fence.

You mean they're hot?

Hot. He needs a fire primer to open his
locker.

Thanks, Willis. You saved my ears from
getting burned.

No sweat, Kimberly. See you later. Bye.

Hey, Larry,

what are you doing?

That's my locker. Give me the key.

As of now, this lock is mine.

Beat it, Billy.

Says you.

You give me the key and take your stuff
out of there. Why don't we settle it

right now?

Come on, man.

Hey,

wait a minute. Can I talk to you guys
for a second?

Who is this turkey? The name's Willis
Jackson.

So what?

Well, I just couldn't help but overhear
any little disagreement.

No disagreement.

It's my locker.

It's not your locker. It's my locker. It
was an...

Extra locker in the first place. Now go
find yourself another one.

Somebody's going to get an extra nose.

Go ahead. Hit him. Hey, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There must
be a peaceful solution to this problem.

It just calls for a little give and
take. Right.

You give me the key or I take you apart.

thing you need is for the principal to
find out you're both fighting over a

locker. If that happens, nobody gets it.
You both wind up with the short end of

the stick. Okay.

So what's your solution, Mary Poppins?

Well, um, look it.

First of all, the weather is much too
nice to be inside arguing like this.

a nice day, isn't it?

What are you, the weatherman?

No, I'm just making an observation.

Hey, how about making a little sense,
huh? Well, I'll tell you what. How about

taking turns using the locker? You know,
one of you gets it every other week.

Now, how about that idea?

It think.

It does need a little work.

Why don't you, like, butt out? You're
stopping a good fight here.

Guys,

listen.

I'm sure I can come up with a solution,
but it's going to take time. I mean, I'm

no genius.

We already figured that out.

Why don't you give me the key back just
until tomorrow, and I can come up with

something by then.

No way.

I already got my personal assets in this
locker.

And he don't want us peeking at his
coloring book.

I'll tell you what. Why don't we just
declare this locker off limits until

tomorrow, and I'll hold the key. That
way there won't be any problems.

Well, it's okay by me.

Oh. Okay, Mr. Albert Feinstein.

But you better come up with a good
solution by tomorrow.

Or else.

Or else what?

Or else this.

Oh, that. Hey, guys.

How you doing?

Hey, you believe this scumbag?

He's even got the nerve to show up
today.

Hey, what's going on?

I got a solution to your problem.

You're the one with the problem, buddy.

Jackson, you want to steal, that's your
business.

But when you steal from us, that's our
business.

Man, what are you guys talking about?
Don't play dumb.

Empty locker.

You got the key, the only key.

Now, wait a minute. I haven't been near
that locker since yesterday.

And this key hasn't left my sight. Sure,
tell us all about it. Oh, yeah, I

believe you. You didn't do nothing.

You were asleep while the key fairy came
into your house and stole the key from

under your pillow and broke into our
lockers. Right, guys?

Look, Jackson.

I want my stuff.

And I want it now.

Wait a minute.

I told you, I don't know anything about
it. Hey, Larry, I think the chump's

lying through his teeth.

No problem.

He ain't gonna have them for long.

Hi.

Can I go to class?

Take it easy. We'll get him later.

Okay, see you soon, Jackson.

Just remember, when I settle the score,

They settled.

Yeah.

I'll remember that.

Oh, okay.

I saw what went down, Willis.

You're in serious trouble, man. Yeah,
but I didn't rip off anything.

Hey, I know that and you know that, but
they think you did it.

The way I see it, you've just put
yourself on the endangered species list.

Come on, Mark. I'm serious, man. Don't
you know about Crazy Larry?

What about him? The guy's a looney toon,
you know?

Mental problems.

He stayed back a whole year of school
because, uh, you know?

Are you serious?

Last time somebody crossed him, you know
what he did?

What? You don't want to know.

That bad, huh? The guy's an animal.

I heard he broke into one guy's place
and got him right in his own bed.

Do you, um, think you'll come after me?

Well, if I were you, man, and I am glad
I'm not, I'd get myself some protection.

Protection?

Like this.

Hey, that's a gun!

I know. It's a gun, dummy.

No way. I can never shoot anybody.

Yeah, maybe you won't have to, but why
take a chance?

You gotta protect yourself.

I don't know, Marco.

Okay. It's your life.

My life?

What's left of it.

Wait a minute, Marco.

How much you want for the gun?

Seeing as you're a friend in need, I'll
let you have it for 85 bucks.

85 bucks?

I don't have that kind of money. Well,
how much you got?

20 bucks. Close enough.

I'll rent it to you until this thing
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Be careful, it's loaded with real
bullets.

Don't worry, you're looking at a real
chicken.

Willis, you've got to be crazy.

If Dad knew you had a gun, he'd shoot
you.

He's not going to know, but I've got to
protect myself.

This maniac might try to break in here.

What are you talking about, Willis?

I'm talking about those guys at school,
Arnold.

They really play hardball.

There's some negotiator, Willis. The
only thing you got those guys to agree

was rub out Willis.

Listen, I heard about one guy they were
after. Got him right in his own bed. You

know what they did to him? What?

You don't want to know.

Man, I better get out of here.

Think I'll sleep in the washing machine
tonight.

Pearl, I just wanted to say goodnight.

Come in, Pearl.

Hi, I'm off to Mother's. I'll be back in
the morning. Say hi to her for us.

On second thought, I'll go and say hi in
person.

That's my kind of mother. Mother of
Pearl.

But Arnold, she's way out in Hoboken.
That's okay. I speak the language.

You'll stay right here, Arnold.

Have a nice evening with your mother,
Pearl.

Oh, I always do.

We have a nice little dinner, and then
we have a quiet chat over a cup of tea,

and then we go out and hit the singles
bars.

Bye. Bye, Pearl. Bye. Bye.

Well, little brother, what do you say we
watch some TV?

TV ought to watch us.

We're liable to have more shooting going
on around here than they do.

Arnold, nobody's going to get hurt.

I mean, worse comes to worse.

We'll hold him off at the door until
help comes.

Wait a minute. What's this wee stuff?

What was that?

I think that was Pearl leaving.

Arnold, will you knock it off? Man,
you're starting to make me nervous.

I'm sorry, Willis. I'm just a mess.

Just one giant goose pimple.

Are you sure? What did it sound like?

It sounded like a guy about 6 '5", 210
pounds, bloodshot eyes, and big hairy

arms with a pair of knee hooks that can
rip you in half.

Oh, Arnold, you're just imagining
things. Go back to sleep.

How tall did you say he was?

Tell me you didn't hear that.

That I heard.

If you're here, man, tell us what we're
going to do.

Now, Arnold, now, now, just stay calm
now. It might be Kimberly downstairs

getting a snack. I'll go check her room.

She's in her room fast asleep.

Then there's very little chance she's
downstairs.

and offer him a snack.

What?

Chainsaw killers are always a lot
friendlier on a full stomach.

There's somebody down there, all right,
but they're not going to get us without

a fight.

Wait a minute, Willis, wait a minute.

There's got to be a better idea.

You throw yourself on his mercy while I
run.

He's going down there, Arnold. Then I'm
going, too. No, you stay here.

No way, Jose.

We came in this house together and we're
going to go out together.

I just hope we don't go out on a
stretcher.

All right, come on.

He's in the den.

a trigger man who's coming to ventilate
Willis.

What in the world are you talking about?

Somebody robbed one of the guys' lockers
at school, and they think I did it, so

I had to protect myself.

Willis, a gun doesn't solve any
problems. All it does is create more.

Look, I'm responsible for the protection
of this whole family. Do I keep a gun

in the house?

No.

You're just lucky this thing turned out
the way it did. Otherwise, you and

Arnold might be orphans again. This
time, you'd have Kimberly along with

That was really stupid of me.

Yeah, that was really stupid of you.

Where on earth did you ever get a gun,
Willis?

At school.

Oh, great. What do they do, issue them
to you now when you get your gym suit?

I suppose you can get hand grenades out
of the candy machine.

You and I are going to go down there
tomorrow morning and talk to that

and find out whether he knows that his
school is being used as a munitions

Hey, Jackson.

Bring back that stuff you lifted out of
my locker?

Man, I told you I didn't take anything
out of your locker.

Are those the boys, Willis?

Yeah, Dad.

And a big ape with Crazy Larry.

Be careful of him.

What's he gonna do, stab me with one of
his sideburns?

I want to talk to you boys.

What do you mean by threatening Willis'
life?

We didn't, but it's a good idea.

Who are you?

I'm his father, and I'm damn mad.

You're his father? And I'm damn mad.

Hey, man.

We don't kill anybody.

We just make them wish they were dead.

My son went out and got a gun to protect
himself.

A gun?

Who are you kidding?

What do you call this?

Hey, that's my gun.

From my locker.

That proves you ripped me off, Jackson.

No way. I got that gun from Marco.

From Marco?

I want to talk to you.

Where's the rest of my stuff, Fink?

Okay, hold it, crazy.

I mean Larry.

There's got to be a better way to handle
this.

Sure he got it.

Here's some more of my stuff.

We'll deal with Marco later, but what
are you doing with a gun, man? You know

don't mess around with guns, Larry.
Remember what happened to my brother?

Hey, I found it, okay?

So I figured I'd keep it, you know, just
in case.

What are you, crazy?

Eh.

I am.

Hey, Jackson, look, this is all a little
misunderstanding.

Oh, come on, Dad, give him a break, huh?
I am.

I should be calling the police.

Police. Yeah.

Dad!

Dad! You're alive!

What are you doing here? You're supposed
to be in school.

He was so worried about you, he came
looking for you. I thought you'd be

in the bushes all riddled with bullets
and splattered with blood.

Did they use brass knuckles or rubber
hoses?

Arnold, I'm fine. You sound
disappointed.

Well, as long as I've cut school, can we
go to the zoo?

Just get my butt back to school. Bye.

McGee and Sherman?

Oh, well, that depends.

Are you the IRS?

Nope. Well, in that case, we're McGee
and Sherman.

I'm Spencer.

Spencer Campbell.

Your club is beautiful, man.

Everyone in Kansas City is talking about
this place.

Yeah, sometimes we so busy, we can't
even get in.

That's what we're making it in.

Yeah, we do all right.

We do a little better than all right.

Well, that's good to know.

Because I'm here to talk business with
you.

I'm in.

Oh,

well, sorry. The good hands people
already have their hands all over us.

I'm talking about the kind of protection
that's out of their hands.

Your insurance only covers you for fire,
theft, and acts of God.

And what does your insurance cover? My
employer, Mr. O, offers businesses in

this area extra security.

Like a neighborhood watch?

This is telling us something else.

I was afraid of that.

Call it a protection service.

For $1 ,000 a month, nothing unfortunate
will happen to 50 -50 Club.

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there won't be any, provided you accept

our generous offer.

We'll be in touch.

Yeah, I'm thinking about touching you
right now.

I owe you for the drink. No, we don't
want your dirty money.

I'll wash it.

Isn't it funny, Bob?

They're just gonna leave you alone while
you're sitting inside your home.

I'd like you to meet my employer, Mr.

O.

What's up, man?

I've been looking forward to meeting
you, Mr. O.

Word on the street, 50 -50 club is
banging.

Woo! You guys must be making a grip
around here.

Well, we do all right.

We do better than I.

Mind if I sit down?

I want you two gentlemen, Jeremy, pull
up a chair. Let's talk some business.

My feet hurt anyway.

Gentlemen, I think it's about time we
talk about you guys' future and how much

brighter it would be once you're under
the umbrella protection of Mr.

O. I don't need umbrellas. I got hats.

You got jokes too, fool, and I like
that.

Don't you ever touch me.

Look, Mr.

O, about this insurance racket.

That's a harsh word.

Arrangement, baby.

Arrangement.

Arrangement. Well, after careful
consideration and consultation with our

of directors and shareholders.

That's me and him.

Okay.

You've decided not to pursue an
association with you and your

this time.

Wrong answer.

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Say hello to my newest account.

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Eddie. What's going on?

Go ahead, Nick. Tell him what happened
last night.

My restaurant burned down.

Burned down?

The police suspected Austin.

Probably because of those Molotov
cocktails they found.

And the spray paint in that red.

Pay up!

How bad was the fire, Nick?

I lost everything.

Damn shame.

See, that wouldn't happen if he was
under my protection.

Don't trip, Nick. I'm going to help you
rebuild, baby.

And since we're partners now, I'm going
to make sure your enemies never bother

you.

That's what partners do.

They watch each other back.

Take care, Nick.

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Not enough smoke detectives, but a real
nice guy.

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It's not gonna happen.

We're not paying.

That's a damn shame, because I thought
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I think y 'all making a terrible
mistake.

Won't be the first time.

Might be the last.