All language subtitles for diffrent_strokes_s04e23_on_your_toes

They got nothing but the genes, but they
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Different strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.
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And together we'll be fine to this day.
Different strokes to move the world.

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Hello?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, here she is. Right. It's for you,
Kimberly. Thanks.

Hello? Oh, hi, Becky.

Yeah, I was just leaving.

What? You're kidding!

You mean he really is?

We're actually going to get to meet him?

Oh, wow. I'll see you later. Bye -bye.

Well, what's all the excitement?

He's coming to our class!

Kuznetsov! Get him in tight.

Well, a Kuznetsov is nothing to sneeze
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He's a world -famous ballet
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And he's going to be in our class today.

So what?

What?

Willis, outside of Balanchine and maybe
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I'm sorry I'm late, Madam. We got caught
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Hi, Becky.

I'm so excited I can't stand it. Is he
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I think I'm going to die when I meet
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Please, if you must die, die like swans.

I thought it was funny.

Children,

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Jasper Kuznetsov? Uh -huh. He'll laugh
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Let us go back to work.

Alfred, I bet it's his.

He must be on his way up.

Here come the great man himself.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Tell me what I did and I'll do it again.

It's just my brother, Madame Rakova.

Let us go back to work.

What are you doing here, Arnold? You
left these in the limo. Oh, thanks.

Goodbye.

Man, look at the size of that mirror.

Willis would love that.

Uh, Arnold, I said goodbye. That means
split, get lost, out the door.

I get the feeling you want me to leave.

Go with your feelings, Arnold.

I can take a hint. I'll just get my
little tutu out of here.

It is so good to see you again.

I knew you looked marvelous. Of course I
do.

Come, come.

My students have been dying to meet you.
Oh, and I trust they have been dying

like swans.

I tell that swan joke, I get silence,
you tell it, they laugh. Of course, I am

very funny man.

Let us go back to work.

Well, young man, why are you not in
tights?

Anyway, you're not going to get me in
that long underwear.

It doesn't even have a flap in the back
for emergencies.

Please excuse my brother, Mr.

Kuznetsov.

Your brother?

Oh, yes, now I see resemblance.

Well, it is nice to meet you, young man.

What are you doing?

That is old Russian custom.

Oh, well, in that case...

What have you got against ballet?

I'm just not into ballet.

Anyway, there's one more thing I'm too
small for.

Like basketball, football, and baseball.

Too small?

Why, I was already dancing a whole year
when I was half your size.

And you grew up to be the great
Kuznetsov whom the world adores. And who

keeping my class waiting.

Arnold, what is taking you so long?

We've been waiting in a limousine ten
minutes.

I was talking to my pal, Dimitri.

Who? You know, the guy who sounds like a
sneeze.

You mean Kuznetsov?

You met the great Kuznetsov?

Well, like that.

Well,

you could talk to him some other time,
Arnold. Come on, let's go, Dad. No,

Willis. I would like very much to meet
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introduce you. And don't be nervous.

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Oh, Mr. Drummond. Mr.

Kuznetsov, if you don't mind, my dad and
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Well, any relative of Arnold's is friend
of mine.

Don't worry, Willis. He's old.

Oh, the Russian costume.

When you were dancing, I saw you many
times. I can't tell you how much I

it. Don't be silly. Of course you can
tell me.

So, you like ballet?

Yes. You have danced yourself?

No. But you speak Russian?

Just those two words. I've been waiting
for years to use them.

Mr. Drummond.

Would you like to stay and watch the
children dance for Mr. Kuznetsov? Oh,

you. We'd like that very much, right,
Willis?

I could hardly wait.

Please, make yourself comfortable. Me
too.

Please continue practice.

Did you see that, Willis?

It looks like Magic Johnson won a pro
slam.

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Yeah, except after Magic does this
thing, he doesn't kiss the other guys.

Maybe not, but I've seen him pet a few
fannies.

There's even some little guys doing it.

Man, I never knew ballet was so
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Really? What's that, Arnold?

I'm going to be a ballet dancer.

A ballet dancer.

Are you out of your mind? That's crazy.

Why, Willis? There's nothing wrong with
taking ballet lessons.

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How did the ballet class go today?

Fantastic.

I'm so proud of him, Daddy. He's doing
really well with his basic positions,

he's only been at it for three weeks.

That's wonderful. How about a little
demonstration for the guy that picks up

tab? Sure, Dad.

Here's the first one. It's called first
position.

Good name for it.

And this is the second position.

Moving right along, this one's the first
position.

Very good, Arnold.

Thank you.

Ballet is even tougher than basketball.

But at least I get to do it. I don't
have to sit on a bench worrying if

somebody's going to pick me up and
dribble me.

Arnold, don't worry. You'll be a lot
better by the time we have the recital.

Recital? What recital?

I'm giving a recital next week, Dad.

And Arnold is gracious enough to let the
rest of the class be in it, too.

Generous to a fault.

And Mr.

Kuznetsov was going to be there. Not a
bad audience for my debut, huh, Dad?

He's probably on pins and needles.

Oh, you know what? I'm going to be doing
those leaps.

Arnold, Arnold.

I'm getting tired of seeing you jumping
around like a kangaroo with hot feet.

Well, it's Arnold just giving us a
preview of his recital. A few weeks ago,

was nothing.

Today? I'm a toe -dancing fool.

Yeah, well, you can leave out the toe
-dancing.

Get off his case.

Dad, why don't we put him up for re
-adoption?

Willis, don't you think you're coming
down a little too hard on Arnold?

Oh, but Dad, I mean, you've seen him
dance.

Haven't you noticed something?

What? He keeps falling down.

Terrible. Well, what do you expect after
just a few weeks, that he'll dance like

Baryshnikov? He can't even dance like
Donald Duck.

Look, Willis, it's just a phase Arnold's
going through. At the moment, he likes

ballet. He's having fun. What's the
problem?

Well, Dad, real guys don't take up
ballet.

Everybody knows they're all, you know,
kind of sweet.

Well, in the first place, who cares?

In the second place, you're wrong.

Ballet is a beautiful, creative art.

Well, not to me.

Anyway, Arnold's too young to know what
he's doing.

Now, listen.

I want you to stop hassling Arnold. Do
you understand?

Yeah, I understand.

But don't be surprised if he starts
plucking his eyebrows.

Time for bed, twinkle toes.

I'm practicing for my recital tomorrow
night.

Practicing? I thought you were drying
your nails.

Willis, what is going on?

This morning when I was getting dressed,
you said I should pick out something

pretty from Kimberly's closet.

Why are you bugging me?

Because I want a little brother, not a
little sister.

thinking about trading me in?

Arnold, if you keep doing this ballet
stuff, you know what guys are going to

call you.

Did you ever hear the word effeminate?

Sure.

You know what I mean?

Of course I do.

Diana Ross is effeminate.

Brooke Shields is effeminate.

Menjo Green ain't.

No, no, no. That's not quite right,
Arnold.

Effeminate means a guy is like a girl.

What you talking about, Willis?

Comtown. You're calling me a girl?

to have these things.

Anyway, I know you're okay, but it's
what other people think that gets you in

trouble.

They're going to call you a sissy for
the rest of your life.

Are you serious?

That's right. They're going to call you
all sorts of names.

Boy, you're dancing one lousy ballet.

And I'll tell you another thing.

If you dance in that ballet recital
tomorrow night, I won't be there to

I couldn't stand to see you ruin your
reputation.

You mean it?

You really wouldn't come?

That's right.

Oh.

Well, I guess I won't be dancing.

All right.

Well, how am I going to get out of this?

Hi, guys.

Hey, Arnold, this is for you.

I was going to give it to you tomorrow,
but I just couldn't wait.

Thanks.

What is it?

You'll never guess.

I'll guess after I open it.

You can say that again.

Hey, you better hit the sack, everybody.
Arnold, it's a big day coming up

tomorrow. Okay, Dad.

Arnold, what's the matter with your leg?

Nothing.

Nothing? You're limping.

I am?

Arnold, what happened?

Hey, don't try to hide it now.

Well, it's nothing.

It only hurts when I move.

Sit down, bro.

Hey, let me look at that.

Looks pretty bad to me.

It feels a little swollen, Dad.

Let me see that.

Ooh!

How did you do this?

Um, it must have been that last plie
that got me. I hope it's not a

fracture.

What a shame, Arnold. Well, I'm afraid
you better not be in the recital. You

can't dance with a bad leg.

But I gotta dance.

It's in my blood.

No, I'm sorry, Arnold. It'll probably
just make it worse.

I know how disappointed you must feel.

Yeah. The best thing for you to do now,
get right up into bed and stay off

that ankle.

Okay, Dad. I'm sure it'll be much better
in the morning.

Good night, son. Good night. Good night,
you too. Good night, Daddy. Good night,

Dad.

There'll be other recitals, honey.

Sure.

Night, Kimberly.

Night.

Smart move, bro.

You did real good.

If I did so good, how come I feel so
bad?

Mr. Brown.

So pleasant to see you all again.

Thank you. Well, little one, your sister
tells me I have your ankle. I am deeply

sorry.

I will have a recital, Arnold.

Just for you.

Excuse me.

I was terribly disappointed.

He was really looking forward to dancing
for you. Weren't you, Arnold?

Yeah. I never thought I'd be hanging on
my tights so early in my career.

It's not whatever, Arnold.

You will dance again.

Oh, no, he won't.

Well, I mean, you know, it's like with
athletes.

Once you hurt yourself, you're never the
same.

Let's sit down, bro.

Arnold, is the pain worse now than it
was this morning?

Well, it comes and goes.

Here it comes.

That's very interesting.

Because this morning you were limping on
your right leg. Now you're limping on

your left.

Was I?

Maybe one leg caught it from the other
leg.

I think I know the name of this disease.

It is called...

That's what I thought it meant.

I speak Russian better than I realize.

Well, Dad, I don't want to be called
names.

I mean, who wants to go through life
with people making fun of you?

I don't like Arnold being made fun of.

Willis, what other people think of you
is far less important than what you

of yourself.

Hey, listen, Arnold.

If you like ballet as much as you say
you do, don't let Willis or anybody else

talk you out of it. You listen to your
father.

He is smart man, even if he's not
Russian.

You know, Dad, I think you're right.

Well, then, you will dance tonight?

Yeah.

Da! Ha -ha!

Excellent! Good for you, Arnold.

You know what you're doing, Arnold?

Yeah.

tights the size they ain't short.

Look, Willis, I would like for you to
stay, but if you want to walk out on me,

they're your feet.

Willis, why did you do that to him? I
was only thinking of Arnold, Dad.

If you ask me, I think you were thinking
about yourself.

What do you mean by that?

You were worried that Arnold was going
to be a reflection on you. You don't

your friends to tease you about your
brother.

Well, maybe I don't.

I'm surprised at you, Willis.

I thought you were mature enough to take
a little ribbing.

Well, if you want to leave, it's okay
with me, too.

But one day, you'll realize how wrong
you are.

All right, all right, I'll stay. Good.

That's my daughter, the one on the
right.

That's my daughter, the one on the left.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes to take,

different strokes to take, different
strokes to move the world.

Good morning, everybody.

Hey, good morning.

I just want some juice, Adelaide. I've
got to get to school.

Excited about the big day, huh, honey?
Yep. Today is the day that the school

cafeteria gives you free spaghetti.

If you get the lucky meatball.

That's thrilling, Arnold. But it's not
the big day Adelaide was referring to.

No?

Oh, you mean the big day Saturday.

Almost forgot.

I must be the only 11 -year -old kid in
town who's senile.

Arnold, how could you forget?

While you were cutting your birthday
cake last year, you were already making

plans for the next one.

Hey, how many kids are you going to have
at your party this year?

I don't want to party this year.

You don't want to party? I'm tired of
parties.

That's for kids.

I'm mature now.

Well, Arnold, if that's what you want,
it's fine with me, but I'm really

surprised that you don't want to have a
party.

I'm flabbergasted.

My flabber's even more gasted than
yours.