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Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll get it.

Sophia, come in, come in, come in, come
in. Oh, it is just pouring out.

I got caught in the rain. I couldn't get
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I didn't know that.

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Philip, I have something very important
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Hi, Uncle Pia.

Daddy's just picking me up tonight.

Who's Jeff?

Who's this Jeff you're so excited about?

Probably some handsome new coyote.

I think you mean Fox.

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Daddy, Jeff is a Yale man.

Yale? That's a college.

Even I know that.

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I'm sorry I brought it up.

Daddy, Jeff is only 19 and he's a
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not so perfect.

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that young man.

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his shoe size?

That won't be necessary. We'll look at
his feet when he gets here.

Okay. Have a good time and be sure to be
home by 12.

12? Daddy, I'm going out with a college
man.

Hey, that's right. You better make it
11.

11? Okay, okay, 12.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

Oh, no, I just realized.

I have nothing to wear.

That ought to get his attention.

I have a million things to do. I've got
to do my nails and wash my hair and

hair. Honey, I brought the family some
vitamins and other health goodies.

Try this shampoo on your hair. It's
called Mother Brady's Natural Shampoo. I

knew you were into health foods, but I
didn't realize it included shampoo.

Oh, yes.

Shampoo is food for the scalp.

It feeds your follicles.

Good.

Listen to the ingredients.

Water, soybean oil, egg yolk, yeast, and
lemon.

Wow. I never fed my hair that well.

these products are wonderful.

Dr. J himself recommended them to me.

Dr. J? The seven -foot basketball star?

No, Dr.

Johansson, the five -foot scientist.

He's the head of our clean air group.

Well, thanks for the shampoo, Aunt
Sophia.

Kimberly, you're not going to wash your
hair in tap water, are you? What's wrong

with tap water?

You ask that and you call yourself a
father.

I do, and tap water had nothing to do
with it.

What is wrong with tap water?

Well, it's just loaded with nasty old
chemicals.

What's she supposed to do? Send her hair
out to be dry -cleaned?

Aunt Sophia, what do you use on your
hair?

Bottled water.

But what's even better is rainwater.

It's the purest there is.

Now, you run upstairs, and we'll get you
some. Thank you. Aunt Sophia, you're a

wonderful, thoughtful person. Oh, that's
true.

Oh, it's just the right size.

Okay, but I need it back for my
homework.

Willis, dear, would you take this out on
the terrace and see that it gets filled

from God's faucet?

God's faucet?

I wonder who he calls when he needs a
plumber.

Hey, maybe rainwater would be good for
my goldfish, Abraham.

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Yep.

Is it the wrong time to tell you what I
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Sophia, I haven't the vaguest idea of
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What are you talking about?

I am talking about our organization.

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That's the group that's sponsoring the
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What dinner?

That I told Dr.

Johansson that you would take me to.

It's to raise funds.

To protest air pollution.

When is the dinner? Tonight.

I'm sorry I can't make it, but thanks
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People with vision.

People with a hundred bucks.

Right on.

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And it's so important that we take care
of our air.

Without it, there's not much else to
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All right, if it'll make you feel
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That's right, and I intend to stay that
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Oh, it's up in my room. I used it
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Kimberly, it looks much better.

I've got green hair.

I'll be green forever.

Maybe in the fall it'll turn brown.

Did you put anything else on your hair
besides that shampoo that Aunt Sophia

brought you?

Nothing. Well, it looks to me as if
you've just got a bad case of Mother

shampoo.

How could you let me use that shampoo?

It couldn't be the shampoo. I read you
the ingredients. They're all natural.

Yeah, if you want to grow broccoli.

It's not funny, Willis. What am I going
to do?

You can go on That's Incredible.

You're no help.

I don't understand it, Philip. I've been
using that shampoo for years.

Well, did your hair turn green?

Of course not. My hair is the same
natural color it's always been under

dye job.

Well, it seems obvious to me that it's
the shampoo that did it. And I would

appreciate it, Sophia, if you would stop
bringing those cockamamie health food

products into this house.

Oh, cockamamie?

Oh,

that's a terrible thing to say about
Mother Brady.

A woman who's too dead to defend
herself.

Dr. Johansson and have him come over
right now. He'll get to the bottom of

We ought to sue him and Mother Brady.

Yeah, we'll crush him. We'll bring that
Mother Brady to her knees.

Oh, what good is suing anybody? It's not
going to help me tonight.

I'm really sorry, honey. This is just
terrible.

It's outrageous to sell adulterated
products.

That's what we'll sue him for.

Adultery.

That must be Dr.

Johansson. One moment!

Hello, Sophia.

Oh, Dr.

Johansson, thank you for coming so
quickly.

Kimberly, Dr.

Johansson's here to look at your hair.

Won't do any good.

My life's already ruined.

This is my ruined niece, Kimberly.

And this is my brother, Philip.

And my two nephews, Willis and Arnold.

This is Dr.

Johansson. Isn't he cute?

What do you mean, doctor?

As I'm sure you can see, we have a very
interesting family here.

Two white, two black, and one green.

Well, now, let's see what we have here.

What do you think, doctor?

It's green all right.

Was it the shampoo?

No. it couldn't be that. The product is
perfectly safe. I use it on my own hair.

Well, I have the fluffiest sideburns in
town.

Doctor, all that my daughter put on her
hair was that shampoo and water.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, she even used
rainwater.

Rainwater? Yes, what could be purer than
that?

Well, the storm we had today wasn't so
pure. It was acid rain.

What are you talking about, Doctor?

That means that the rain had a high acid
content.

It's caused by pollution.

You mean acid rain turned my hair green?
Tell me, what did you use to collect

the rainwater in?

Arnold's homework.

I need an old bowl that Arnold brought
home from school.

May I see it? It may give us a clue.

Sure. I'll get it for you.

Doctor, tell them some more about the
terrible things acid rain can do.

Oh, well, it's killing our rivers and
lakes.

not to mention corroding buildings and
bridges.

In Boston, it peeled the entire outer
layer off a statue of Paul Revere.

You mean Paul's standing there naked?

Where does all this acid rain come from?
From factories, from automobiles.

And it doesn't make any difference where
it originates. The wind blows all that

pollution from one state to another,
even up to Canada.

No matter where you go nowadays, you
have to chew the air before you can

it.

But we have a Clean Air Act in this
country. Yes, but they're trying to

the standards.

Are you all right, Doctor?

It's just an old copper ball.

Copper?

Copper, well, that explains it. It does?

How?

The acid rain had a chemical reaction
with the copper, and that's what turned

the hair green.

I don't care what caused it. I've got a
date tonight. I'm going to go call my

hairdresser.

Wait, Kimberly, please.

You could really strike a blow against
air pollution by coming to our dinner

tonight. Your green hair would really be
a great way to dramatize the problem.

out in public looking like Kermit the
Frog?

There'll be a lot of influential people
there.

Sophia, we could even invite the media
to cover it.

That would make a great story.

Oh, yeah, great story.

Freak girl with the green hair, film at
11.

Dr. Johansson, as much as I believe in
your cause, this is an awful lot to ask

of Kermit. I mean, Kimberly.

Look, there's no way I'm going to let
anybody see me with my hair like this,

especially my date tonight.

Now, if I can't make a beauty parlor
appointment, I'll do the next best

I'll kill myself.

Oh, no.

Don't worry, Arnold. She wouldn't really
do that.

I'm not worried about her. I'm worried
about my goldfish.

I put them out there in that acid rain.

It's too young to get polluted to death.

I think maybe I ought to go to that
dinner tonight.

Maybe I ought to learn more about this
problem. Possibly I can even help in

way. That's wonderful, Mr. Drummond.

I'm so proud of you, Philip.

Oh, and by the way, just because we're
environmentalists, don't think you're in

for a dull evening.

We have entertainment, too.

Oh, really? What?

Three professors get dressed up as
chipmunks and sing, don't acid rain on

parade.

Now, honey, it's not that bad.

Yes, it is. I can't get into a beauty
parlor anywhere.

I'm going to cancel my date with Jeff.

People just don't care anything about
something as important as pollution

it's really driven home to them.

Daddy, you're not asking me to go out
looking like this.

Well, I don't want to be the air
pollution poster girl.

You know that I would never deliberately
try to embarrass you.

Would you do it if you had green hair?

Look, if I had as much hair as you do, I
wouldn't care what color it is.

See, it's not just this issue, dear.

See, when you do something for somebody
else, it may seem like a sacrifice.

But that's how you build character.

So, come on, what do you say? How about
going to the dinner?

Looking like this?

Look, tomorrow you can have your hair
dyed or get a wig. You can make a date

with Jeff for another time.

You think it is?

Terrific. Oh, thanks, Dad.

Then you go to the dinner?

No, I'm going to get a wig and go out
with Jeff tonight.

Daddy, it's just I've waited months for
Jeff to call me, and if I don't go out

with him, he'll never call me again.

Oh, sure.

Daddy, I really want to do the right
thing.

I just don't have enough nerve to go
through with it.

That's okay, honey.

I understand.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

That's for you.

Well, what did you find out at the fish
store about Abraham?

Well, they gave him a tail to get him
physical, and he's perfectly healthy.

Good. We also found out one other
important thing, too.

Oh, what's that?

Abraham's a girl.

and nothing but good old dirty cat
water.

Okay, I'm ready.

Does it look all right?

Oh, honey, you could never tell it's a
wig.

Just don't let your date park somewhere
and run his fingers through your hair.

Better not. Just don't park.

Do you really think I'll get away with
this wig?

Oh, no problem. Nowadays, women get by
with a lot of things that are fake.

was thinking of eyelashes.

I wasn't.

Daddy, do you really understand about
tonight?

Of course I do, honey. You have a good
time.

Oh, well, that's probably Jeff. Are you
sure this wig looks all right? Is my

dress okay?

Wasn't anybody going to answer the door?

No, no, no. Maybe I better answer it.

No, no, no. Maybe I better not. Yes, I
better.

I think this is how they invented the yo
-yo.

Hi, Kimberly.

Hi, Jeff. I'm all ready.

You sure are.

Uh, come on in.

This is my family. I told you about my
father.

And I'm Sophia. My two brothers, Willis
and Arnold. This is Jeff Stewart.

Hello, Jeff. How you doing, Jeff? Nice
to meet you, Jeff. What size shoe do you

wear?

Why do you ask that, sir?

My dad has a terrific sense of humor.

Oh.

Yeah.

Boy, you look sensational, Kimberly.

Your hair, it's blonder than I remember
it. It's blonder than she remembers it,

too.

Pardon? He means there's more light in
here than usual.

Yeah, that's what I meant, all right.

I don't know what it is, Kimberly, but
you look different.

More mature.

Wrinkles will do that to you.

Tell me, Jeff, how do you feel about
very good, important causes?

Oh, I'm in favor of good causes.

Good, and that's...

Shoe size.

Very funny, sir.

Too bad they're not going to the dinner
tonight.

They would have looked so nice on TV
together.

What is it?

Something wrong, honey.

Yes, there is. I realize I still need a
little work on my character.

Your hair's green.

It's the new rich look. It matches
money.

I'll explain to you the cause of this
later, Jeff.

I guess you could call it hair
pollution.

Right now, I'd like to ask you, how do
you feel about going to a fundraising

dinner for clean air?

Are you going looking like that?

Yes, I sure am. Well, good for you.

You've got a lot of courage, honey.

Um, Jeff, if you'd like to cancel our
date, I'd really understand.

No, I mean, I want to go with you.

You look kind of funky.

Just don't stand her next to a plant.
They might try and water her.

Well, I think I'm going to go take one
last look at this hair before I spring

on the world. Excuse me.

Jeff, you're a good sport.

By the way, the dinner's on me tonight.

Thanks, but I always make it a rule to
pay my own way. It's $100 a plate.

Of course, every rule has an exception.

No, Jack, you're right. It does look
sort of funky. In a, uh, punky sort of

Hey, Dad, can I go, too? I'm into air
pollution.

You sure can, Willis. Great, I better
get changed.

Can I go?

Air pollution gets down this low, too,
you know.

May not be writing songs, a man is born,
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