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Thanks for having me, sweetie.

You know, Adelaide, it was very nice of you to make a special baseball dinner

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Well, he was so excited about his first game, I just told him it's a victory

dinner. Yeah, I didn't realize you were into baseball.

Well, I haven't always been.

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Hi, Arnold.

Hi, honey.

How'd the game go, son?

23 to nothing.

Guess who got to nothing?

Well, at least you didn't bruise your new bats.

Oh, Arnold, that's too bad. And your first game.

Honey, look on the bright side.

So far this season, that's the only game you've lost.

I wouldn't have bought it either.

Well, Willis must be terribly disappointed, too, huh?

He doesn't know about it. Your coach doesn't know you lost?

Our coach never showed up.

What? That's why we did so bad.

There was nobody in charge.

Our pitcher walked in the first 11 runs.

Why didn't they replace him?

Because he's the biggest guy on the team, and we didn't want to lose the

and our teeth.

I wonder why Willis wasn't there.

Gee, I hope nothing happened to him.

Well, if it didn't, it's going to.

Easy, Arnold, easy. I'm sure he had a very good reason.

Oh, here you guys are. Well, see you later.

Wait a minute, Willis.

Where were you this afternoon?

I was out getting this jacket.

A jacket?

Yeah, you know, two sleeves, pockets, buttons down the front.

I'd like to button down your front.

Hey, what's going on? Did I miss something?

Well, for openers, what about Arnold's baseball game?

Oh, no, your game.

Hey, Arnold, I'm sorry. I forgot all about it. Well, how'd we do?

We lost by 23 runs.

I think it was more, but the scorekeeper ran out of chalk.

Well, how could you forget? You're the coach.

And you know how much that game meant to Arnold.

Well, I didn't do it on purpose, Dad. I just had other things on my mind.

What mine?

That was really pretty thoughtless of you, Willa. Okay, I said I'm sorry.

What more do you want me to do?

Why don't you try hang gliding without a glider?

Look, I was getting ready for the Letterman's Club party. It's important

That's why I was out buying this jacket.

They're voting me in tonight. Now, Dad, I've got to look good.

By the way, uh...

Where did you get the money to buy the jacket?

Oh, it didn't cost me anything.

I charged it to you.

I see.

You buy now, I pay later.

Oh, gee.

How thoughtful of you to think of Daddy, Willis.

He's just paying Dad back.

Dad adopted him and he adopted Dan's charge account.

Willis, I didn't give you permission to do that.

Oh, but you would have said yes if I asked you first anyway.

Well, I gotta get changed.

Well, don't take too long. Adelaide made a special dinner.

Oh, listen, I won't be eating home tonight. Some of the seniors from the

Letterman's Club are gonna catch a burger before the party. So I thought

join them.

Wait a minute.

You might have let us know.

Why didn't you call and tell us?

There you go again. Treat me like I'm a kid.

Willis, that has nothing to do with it.

Dad calls when he's not coming home for dinner and he's not a kid.

Dad hasn't been a kid for a long, long time.

Dad, I'm not going to check in every time I make a move.

I'm not on parole.

Get him.

He thinks it's a big shock because he's in high school now.

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Hey, Arnold, give me a hand.

Why should I?

Because they're your toys and I'm getting rid of them.

Getting rid of them?

Why?

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What are they going to do, sit on the shelves?

Arnold, will you take a look around this room? Now, what do you see?

Is this one of those trick questions?

Man, it's embarrassing when all your baby stuff around.

Baby stuff?

Those ain't baby stuff.

Get your hands off Fuzzy Wuzzy Moo Moo.

These are my toys. Don't I have anything to say about them? Sure.

You can say which part of the basement I put them in.

Well, if that's the way you feel, then I'm going, too.

Me and... Fuzzy Wuzzy know when we're not wanted?

Don't we, Fuzzy?

Arnold, what are you doing?

Willis is kicking me out. I'm being repossessed.

Hey, Willis, what's going on? Dad, I need my own space.

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I'm in high school now.

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You may be growing bigger, but the apartment isn't, and we're not about to

Well, why can't I take Adelaide's room?

She can move up here with Arnold.

Take a look around this room.

This doesn't look like a room a teenager lives in.

Well, throw some of your clothes on the floor and spread a little food around.

Next thing you know, he'll be asking me to move my goldfish.

Now, why would he want to do that?

Because Abraham's only a year old. He's a kid fish.

Oh, that's dumb.

Admit it. You never liked Abraham.

And I'll tell you something. He never liked you.

How can you tell whether a fish likes someone or not?

I can tell. Every time you walk into the room, he blows three bubbles.

That's the way a fish says... Now,

Willis, you're going to

stay in this room. Nobody's going to move anywhere.

And you're going to have to be a little more tolerant of your brother.

And you better show up when you have to coach us from now on.

Oh, that won't be a problem anymore.

Ah, good.

As of right now, I'm not your coach anymore.

I quit.

What are you talking about, Willis?

When you agreed to coach that team, you made a commitment.

You know, now I'm unmaking it. You know, Dad, I'm sick and tired of being his

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Sometimes I wish I didn't have a brother.

Arnold, he didn't mean that, really.

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It's not that bad.

Yes, it is.

The guys on the team are going to kill me. My brother hates me. And I've lost

the will to live.

Other than that, everything's fine.

Look, Willis is just going through a phase. The teenagers go through. Why

he be like every other teenager and just get pimples?

Hey, I know what will make you feel great.

Why don't we go and see a good horror movie tonight?

You know that new one?

About an alien that comes from another galaxy and buys a shopping mall.

I saw that twice.

Well, maybe we could find a good old -fashioned cowboy picture.

You know, where the good guy wears a white hat, the bad guy wears a black

and at the end, the hero kisses his horse.

And then he goes to Washington and becomes president.

Thanks, but I'm not in the mood for a movie.

Well, what are you going to do?

Sit here and sulk all night?

No.

Just till I cry myself to sleep.

Boy, the clubs are going to be fat this year. Right. We got a lot of good guys

to choose from.

Hey, brothers, what's happening?

Hey, I heard you guys said you were going to come down here and eat before

party. So, I thought I'd join you.

Why don't you sit down?

Hey, say, is it that you fellas are eating?

Well, order something else. It's on me.

Hey, man, my old man's reloading. Check out these new threads he bought me for

the party tonight.

What are you guys going to wear?

What do you mean?

I mean, aren't you going to get dressed up?

We are dressed up.

Oh.

Well, I just meant that you're going to put on something a little nicer.

Like what you're wearing?

Right.

Look, we were just talking about which guys to vote into the club, so if you

don't mind... Oh, I don't mind.

Am I the only four -letter man coming in from junior high?

Hey, you hear that?

He's a four -letter man.

Yeah, and the letters are J -E -R -K.

Don't say that.

We've got a real celebrity here. Maybe he'll invite us over sometime to see his

trophies.

I guess I have been talking a lot about myself.

Well, what about you guys?

Hey, you like my new jacket?

It's nice.

It's not as loud as you are.

Come on, guys, let's get out of here.

Hey, fellas, you guys are not mad at me or anything, are you? We have a party to

go to.

Oh, so do I. We're all in the same club.

Jackson, do you know what happens if a guy gets two no votes?

Oh, yeah, he can't get into the letterman's club. But that's not going

to me, right?

Right.

You're getting three no votes.

Three?

One, two, three.

You're kidding.

Jackson, you're just a little too big for our little club.

You better make other plans for tonight.

Go to a movie with someone you love.

Go alone.

Come on, guys.

Give me another chance.

I know I may have sounded kind of conceited, but I'm really not like that.

I'm really a great guy.

Here's your check.

Give it to him.

He's really a great guy.

I hope you're a big tipper.

Hey, waiter, bring me another one and make it a double.

Don't you think four is enough, kid?

Oh, come on. One more for the road.

Okay, but all that sugar's gonna rot your teeth.

Oh, who needs teeth?

I'm never gonna smile again.

Oh, come on, snap out of it. So what if some guys don't want you in their club?

There's worse things than that.

Like what?

Like being a waiter.

You're never gonna get in that letterman's club now.

Boy, I really blew it.

Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

It could happen to anybody with a big mouth.

Uh, well, you know what I mean. Look, why don't you just go home and sleep it

off? I can't go home yet.

My family thinks I'm at the letterman's party getting voted in.

I'll be right back.

I've got to go to the restroom.

I'm not surprised.

I guess so.

Oh, come on, cheer up. Before you know it, you and your brother will be best

friends again, and he'll be back coaching the team.

Yeah, by that time I'll be so old I'll have to use my cane for a bat.

Hi, folks, what would you like?

Well, I'd like a king -size banana split, but I'm watching my figure, so

just have a scoop of vanilla, please.

Same for me.

Arnold, how about you?

I'm really not very hungry, so give me a scoop of vanilla, surrounded by two

other scoops.

Drawn it in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. And if you happen to see a

banana, just split it and slam dunk it in the milk.

What would you like for dessert?

Okay, got it. Thank you.

Hey, wasn't that a great movie, Arnold?

That was really a good comedy. One of the funniest I've ever seen.

That wasn't a comedy.

Oh, then it was a lousy picture.

Well, it was a funny cartoon.

No, it wasn't.

Now, Arnold, don't tell me you didn't laugh when the woodpecker carved his

initials on the baboons behind.

Now, that was high comedy.

I may have been laughing on the outside, but on the inside, my little heart was

breaking.

Oh, Arnold, come on now, stop that. You know in no time at all you and Willis

are going to be friends again.

No, we won't. It's a terrible thing when your brother hates you.

I'm never going to say Willis' name again.

Who? What's his name?

I thought Willis was supposed to be at that party.

Why don't we go say hi? Oh, wait a minute. Uh, maybe we better not.

A waiter?

Yes, sir.

Could you tell us how long that young fellow over there has been here?

A couple hours.

He's already had four malts, and he just ordered another one.

What's his problem?

I... Didn't seem to make it into some club, and he's too ashamed to go home,

he's been sitting here, drowning his sorrows in moan.

Oh, well, thanks.

Aw, poor Willis.

How could they turn down a guy as great as Willis thinks he is?

Well, what are we going to do, Dad?

Well, we don't want to embarrass him, do we?

I think maybe we should just get out of here before he sees us.

You mean before we eat?

Your order will be right up. Listen, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're going to

have to cancel that order. Here.

Thanks very much for your trouble.

Thank you. I hope I get the chance not to serve you again.

Okay, troops, let's move it out.

I know just how he feels.

I remember when I was a young girl.

Boy, what a memory.

I remember how disappointed I was when I got turned down by a group I was trying

so hard to get into, the YMCA.

Adelaide, that's just for men.

I know.

That's why I kept trying.

Just leave the dishes.

I'll do them in my dreams.

Good night, Adelaide. Good night, Adelaide.

Now, listen, you two.

When Willis does come home, let's not let on that we saw him at all, okay?

Okay.

Gee, I wonder why he didn't get into that club.

They probably couldn't get his head through the front door.

I think I just heard him come in.

Willis!

It was a night I'll never forget.

I'll bet.

I'm home a little early because of the bomb scare.

Bomb scare?

Yeah. A couple of guys got bombed, and somebody got scared and called the cops.

Well, I'm glad you had a good time, son. Enjoy this. No, thanks, Dad. I'm too

tired from having so much fun.

Well, good night. Good night.

If you want me to still coach your baseball team, I'll be glad to.

We sure do.

We'll tell Billy Martin to forget it.

Well, good night, you guys. Good night, Bulls.

There's something else I have to tell you.

I didn't go to that party tonight.

And I didn't get in that club either.

I don't know if you guys have noticed, but lately I've been acting like a big

shot.

Oh, no, I didn't notice.

I did.

They turned me down because I was shooting off my mouth like a total fool.

You know, I sat in hamburger heaven all night. I must have had three or four

months.

As a matter of fact, Willis, we were. We stopped in after the movie.

Well, how come I didn't see you?

Well, we were wearing menus.

We talked to the waiter and he told us what happened. We didn't want to

embarrass you, so we snuck out.

You guys did that for me?

And I sat there all night thinking you guys wouldn't understand.

Thinking you wouldn't want to talk to me for the way I acted.

Listen, son.

When you love somebody...

You forgive a lot of things.

Right, Arnold?

Right. But don't press your luck.

Listen, I apologize for the way I treated all you guys.

And don't worry about this jacket, Dad. I'm going to take it back and charge a

cheaper one to you.

Hey, Arnold, why don't we go to our room and I'll have you put the toys back on

our shelf?

Sorry, Willis, I can't let you do that.

Why not?

Because I already did it myself.

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