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Hey, you said yes too fast.

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What about it?

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Dad, what are you doing home so early?

Dad's cooking dinner tonight.

I made a treat for you guys. My special lasagna.

Ray, I'm starved. Can I have some?

Oh, it's not cooked yet.

Right now, it's just cold, raw, sticky dough.

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We packed you a huge lunch today.

Um, well, it was eaten.

But I still feel like I haven't had any lunch.

And I'm a growing boy.

Yeah, but you're supposed to grow this way, not this way.

I only want a little afternoon snack.

Arnold, that looks like a snack for Orson Welles.

Put that back. I made three pounds of lasagna.

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a, uh, corned beef with Swiss cheese on rye?

Since when do you like deli food?

You kidding?

At school they called me Captain...

I almost forgot.

Please put in a kosher pickle.

Something strange going on. He has a very strange look on his face.

Willis, why don't you go up and see if you can find out what might be bothering

him? You know, ask a few subtle questions.

Sure, Dad.

Close your eyes, Abraham. I'm opening my safe.

Hi.

Willis, can a man have any privacy?

Turn your back. I'm opening my safe.

Is this a deposit or a withdrawal?

What are you, the IRS?

No,

you seem kind of jumpy. What happened at school today?

And why are you taking money out of your safe?

Um, um, it's just good to have a couple of bucks in your pocket. Just in case

the cops stop you from baking and stealing.

Arnold, don't jive me.

Just because I'm beautiful doesn't mean I'm dumb.

Come on, I just want to ask you one question.

What are you going to do with that money?

I'm going to buy my lunch at the cafeteria.

Cafeteria?

Arnold, Adelaide packs you a good lunch every day.

Why would you want to buy lunch?

You used up your one question.

Wait a minute, Arnold.

You hate the cafeteria. Now start talking.

Don't press me, Willis. I promised I wouldn't tell.

Okay, if that's the way you want it. No more questions.

Willis!

Don't you care if they beat me up? What are you talking about?

Who's going to beat you up?

Two older guys came to our school today and took my lunch and Dudley's, too. And

they're coming again tomorrow.

Well, how old are they?

A little older than you.

A couple of high school kids who are trying to get a scholarship to San

Yeah, I know that type. They do chicken and pickle on somebody their own size.

Maybe we ought to tell Dad.

Tell Dad? What?

These two big guys came to our school today and took my lunch and Dudley's,

And they're going to do it again tomorrow.

Oh, so that's why you were so hungry.

Those punks, you're not even safe in your own school.

Don't worry, Dad. I know how to handle it. So do I.

But, Dad, you... No, you just stay out of this. I'll handle it.

Get any fight?

You're too old and flabby.

Arnold, there isn't going to be any fight.

I'm going to call your principal.

That is, if my flab isn't too weak to pick up the phone.

Gee, Arnold, I'm not sure you should have told your dad.

Why not?

I'm not afraid of them punks.

Man, you're brave.

You must be a lot taller on the inside than you are on the outside.

Dudley, there's nothing to be afraid of. The principal told Dad that he knows

who they are and that he'd take care of them. And then they did show up again.

They wouldn't touch us. They're cheap.

I know.

Bullies like that haven't got any guts, Dudley.

You having a fit or something?

Something with your neck?

Yeah, I don't want it to get broken.

Looks like your friend does, Dudley.

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How many sandwiches have we ordered?

Mine is.

What about yours, kid?

We were out of corned beef, but we'll run right over and get you some.

You know, I think you guys got us all wrong.

We're not going to take your sandwiches for nothing.

Yeah. Yeah, let's talk about the money for the sandwiches.

The money?

Well, that's very nice of you. How about 50 cents a sandwich, Dudley?

Sounds better to me.

Oh, no, no.

That's not enough.

How about two dollars a sandwich?

Two whole dollars?

Why, that's very generous of you. No, no, kid. That's very generous of you.

You see, that's what you're going to pay us to eat them.

What are you talking about, mister?

sandwiches every day and pay you two bucks a piece for eating them? You catch

quick. Why should we pay you?

Because you shut your mouth up, kid, and you do it again, it's going to cost you

a lot more than two bucks.

How much more?

Who knows?

Hospitals charge a lot to put everybody back together again.

See you tomorrow, huh?

Man, I've only got four bucks.

I'm okay for Wednesday and Thursday, but I get beaten up on Friday.

That's all right. I'll loan you two bucks and you won't get beaten up until

Monday.

At least that way you'll have a nice weekend.

Mom, you can't afford to lend me two bucks a day till I graduate.

No, I can't. All I've got is about $11 in my bank.

You know, Dudley, if we want to stay alive, we better stop going to school.

Well, how can we? What do we do?

I've got it.

We'll go to the movies instead.

I like that.

But our folks aren't going to let us stay out of school.

We won't tell them. We'll pretend we're still going.

But what if our parents find out?

Well, at least we'll see a lot of good movies.

Morning, Dudley.

I'm ready to meet you for school.

Ha, ha, ha.

Meet you in the park, and we'll decide what movie we'll see today.

But we already saw that.

Oh, yeah, you're right. That's where we'll go.

Their hot dogs are bigger.

Yeah, Dudley, I did all my homework for today, so I was on a roll. I did some

for tomorrow, too.

Yeah, I'll meet you in class.

Arnold, it is a real... pleasure to hear you so enthusiastic about school.

School's a breeze.

It's like I'm not even there.

That is the kind of thing that warms the cockles of a parent's heart, which is

good, because I hate going around with cold cockles.

I guess you feel better now because those bullies haven't bothered you for a

couple of days.

That's it, Wooler.

You know, Dad, I think you did the right thing by calling Arnold's principal.

That's a terrible thing, ripping off little kids at school.

Yeah. It's like a bad movie I saw yesterday.

On television, of course.

Well, I gotta be getting to work. Who wants a ride to school?

I do.

Me too, Dad.

I pass.

Arnold, you turned down a ride to school?

Well, um, I'm trying to cut down on limos.

I mean, the guys at school will think I'm one of those obnoxious rich kids.

You are.

Arnold, aren't you the one that's always said, if you've got it, flaunt it?

Well, that was last year when I was young and uncouth.

That's right, now you are just loaded with couthat.

Well, gotta get to the park.

Park? Isn't that a little out of the way, Arnold?

Oh, just a little, but it's very educational.

You learn all about Mother Nature, from the squirrels and the butterflies, the

people making out on benches.

Bye.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling there's something wrong.

Why would you say that, Dad?

Well... Well, he's a little bit too happy about going to school.

I think he's just relieved about those bullies, Dad.

Yeah, but there's a theory, you know, that says if anything can possibly go

wrong, it will.

Oh, yeah, that's what they call Murphy's Law.

Yeah, I think Murphy had Arnold in mind when he wrote it.

Why am I wasting my time adding this up in my head?

Why don't I just use my calculator?

Because, Willis, it's better for your math if you do it yourself.

Yeah, but it's better for my grade if I use my calculator.

Hello?

No, Mr. Drummond isn't home. This is his son, Willis. Can I take a message?

How's Arnold feeling?

Oh, well, he's feeling much better now.

And you can expect him back to school very soon.

Okay, bye.

all about?

That was the attendance office at Arnold's school.

He's been cutting school for the last three days.

What? They figured he was sick, so they were checking up on him.

Why that little stinker?

How do you suppose he's been staying out?

I don't know, but you know, Dad's right.

There's something funny going on.

Well, if Dad finds out about this, Arnold won't be able to sit down again

he's in college.

Hey, guys!

Hi, Arnold!

Hey, how was school today?

Oh, great. Man, that's my kind of school.

Really? What'd you do in class today?

Oh, we had a test that you would not believe.

Tough, huh? Oh, killer.

What subject was it?

Um, history.

What kind of questions?

Mainly about things that happened in the past.

Oh, you mean like, um, when did the Civil War start?

Yep, right.

And what year did it sign the Declaration of Independence?

You got it.

And like, why?

haven't you been to school in the past three days?

Uh -oh.

Well, Arnold.

Uh... Uh... Uh... That's a lot of uhs.

Well, I'm in a lot of trouble.

How did you find out? Did Dudley squeal?

Oh, you mean Dudley's in on this, too?

Dudley who?

Start spilling your guts, Arnold. Now, what have you been doing?

Well, we went to the movie.

You wasted your time at the movies for three days?

Wasted? We saw 14 cartoons.

Anyway, I did some very educational things, too.

Oh, sure.

Such as?

Well, I took a ferry around the Statue of Liberty. I went to the Museum of

Modern Art.

And I went to the zoo and studied animal behavior.

When Kimberly leaves, I'll tell you how some of them behave.

You've still been out of school for three days, Arnold.

Abraham Lincoln was a self -educated man.

Quit stalling, Arnold.

Why have you been cutting school?

Well, I can't tell you. I'm afraid.

Arnold, honey, does it have something to do with those two bullies who have been

threatening you at your school?

Well, I can't tell you, but you're getting warm.

Arnold, you have nothing to be afraid of.

Now, come on.

What happened?

Well... Those two guys came back today.

Not only do me and Dudley have to bring them sandwiches, but now we have to pay

them two bucks a day for eating them.

Those creeps. And they said if we don't pay them, they'll turn us into human

Rubik's cubes.

You just wait till Dad hears about this. No, Dad's not going to hear about it.

I'm going to handle this.

Dad did it his way and it didn't work. Now I'm going to do it my way.

What do you mean, Willis?

Arnold's going back to school tomorrow.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Arnold, you can't keep running from trouble.

Well, I'll run, and you can go to school for me.

That's exactly what I'm going to do.

I'm going to be at your school at lunchtime, and if those clowns show up

I'm going to have a few words with them.

But, Willis, there's two of them and only one of you.

They're going to use your school for a bongo drum.

I don't know if we should have come to school, Arnold.

I'd feel a lot safer in Times Square with all the weirdos.

There's nothing to worry about.

We'll be here soon to protect her. She'll be our bodyguard.

You better get here right away, because our bodies need some fast guarding.

Maybe you were right about Times Square.

Well, well, well, Roberto.

Who's back in town?

Thought you guys were missing an action.

You guys were out three days.

You owe us three sandwiches and six bucks a piece.

Au contraire, Roberto.

Counting today, that's four sandwiches and eight dollars.

He's better at numbers than me. His father's a bookie.

Here's a short bet. We're not paying you clowns anything.

Oh.

The noise pollution must be getting worse around here.

It sounded to me like he said he wasn't paying us.

Did you hear that, turkey?

You never said this was a suicide pact.

You're pretty brave, amigo.

What you been smoking?

Smoking can kill you, and so can my brother. And you better beat it before

gets here.

So that's it, huh? You got a brother.

That's right. He's tough, he's mean, and he's got fists of steel.

Sure. and he's got a black belt in karate, right?

Not anymore.

Now it's red from all his victims' blood.

Arnold, you got a brother besides Willis?

Listen, little shrimp.

What do you call a shrimp, chump?

Oh, this must be Bruce Lee.

Lay out my brother and his friend and beat it. What if we don't feel like it

you got a problem on your hands?

I think you're the one with the problem, man.

up at the office. I suppose everybody's starving.

Well, not exactly.

Well, don't tell me Arnold isn't hungry.

It's 6 .30. By this time, he's probably eating the furniture.

Well, he hasn't said anything.

That's strange. What about Willis?

He hasn't said anything either.

Yeah. Are you telling me neither one of those guys is... What are you trying to

tell me?

Daddy, I did something dumb.

Well, don't do something dumber.

Level with me. What is it?

Well, you see, we found out that Arnold's been cutting school because

bullies are still on his case.

So, you see, Willis... Don't tell me Willis went down there to deal with him.

Oh, no.

Hello?

I'm over at this place.

What place?

Well, it's someplace full of walls and halls and rooms.

All right, could you be a little more specific?

Well, from all the doctors and nurses walking around, I guess you could call

a hospital.

What's the matter? Are you all right?

I'm fine. I'm just visiting Willis.

Willis? What's wrong with him? Well, the doctor will tell you.

Well, let me talk to him.

Well, he can't right now.

He's busy putting stitches in Willis.

Stitches?

What happened to Willis?

Now the world don't...

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