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Adelaide, you know, I find 30 flights to
tell you and you know,

can you fly to me?

Oh dear,

oh, give her a chance. Give her a drink.

Give her a drink.

Adelaide, we really do appreciate your
concern for us, but you shouldn't have

done that. That was a very dangerous
thing for you to do. Daddy.

Sophia, Adelaide, kids, I want to tell
you how very proud I am of all of you.

You did what you were told and you
didn't panic.

Speaking of panic... Hello,

Gooch. This is your good buddy Arnold.

Hey, listen.

I understand some liar's been going
around phoning people saying he's...

They're just wondering what might be
right for you. May not be right for

man is born. He's a man of ease.

Then along come two.

They have nothing but the genes.

But they got different strokes of
things. Different strokes of things.

Different strokes.

What might be right for you may not be
right for some. A man is born. He's a

man of means.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes to take.

Different strokes.

Hello,

hello, hello.

Come in, come in.

Hi, kids.

Hi, Aunt Sophia.

Aunt Sophia, guess what?

Daddy let me drive the car today.

Oh, that's wonderful, dear.

But driving's not for me. As far as I'm
concerned, New York is divided into two

kinds of people. Those who drive... and
those who get hit by those who drive.

You're leaving out my time. Those who
hide in manholes.

I always take taxis.

They're safer.

And you get to keep up on all the new
swear words.

Oh, Aunt Sophia, I'm sorry, but I left
the scarf in the glove compartment of

Dad's car.

What scarf?

The scarf you asked me to pick up for
you today.

Probably Charlene.

We're going to study science together.

That must be a new code name for making
out.

Oh, hi, Charlene. Come on in. Hi,
Willis.

Hi, everybody.

Hi. Hi, Charlene. How you doing,
Kimberley? Oh, great. Just great.

Daddy let me drive the car today.

Oh, wow.

I can't wait till I'm as old as you.

Don't rush it, Charlene. You'll be over
the hill before you know it.

You don't want to go from being a young
pepper to an old pooper.

Don't pay attention to them, Charlene.
Come on, let's hit those books.

She's such a pretty little thing. Do
they really study up there?

Well, when you were that age and you
were studying alone with a boy, what did

you do?

They wouldn't dare.

if you're bumping gums.

You can open up your eyes, Arnold. All
we're doing is our homework.

Hey, you really aren't doing nothing.

Father, you're losing your touch.

No, Arnold's right.

We're just sitting here doing nothing.

Let's do a little something.

Will it?

There's a time and a place for
everything.

Okay. The time is tonight.

And to play through that to move you.
And I'm talking balcony.

Oh, Willis, I can't. I'm going to a rock
concert tonight.

A rock concert?

Without me?

But you said you didn't like that group.

What group?

The Garbage Disposal.

Besides, the concert's a long way out
and we'd have to take the subway. And

don't like taking subways at night.

Not unless I get combat pay.

And by the way, I don't like you taking
them either.

Oh, well, I'm not going by subway.

Then how are you getting there?

You hitching a ride with Clark Kent?

No, I'm getting a ride with one of the
kids from my school.

Oh. Well, who's the lucky girl with the
car?

Sherwood Johnson.

That's a funny name for a girl.

Who's Sherwood Johnson?

Just a guy. What's the difference?

The difference is I don't trust guys
with cars.

Then why not?

Because they think they're such hot
shots.

And when they get a car, they start
feeling their oats.

And before you know it, they start
feeling your oats.

Willis, Sherwood is a friend who just
offered me a ride. That's all.

Aren't you ever going to start trusting
me?

Sure. As soon as you start taking ugly
pills.

See, you don't trust me.

Sure I do.

As long as you sit in the back seat and
Sherwood changes the wheel.

That's right, too, Willis. I see.

Hey, listen.

I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers,
little bird.

I'll walk you home.

No, thanks.

Too bad you're not Sherwood.

You could drive me home.

Am I wrong or did I see smoke coming out
of her ears?

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Hey, check out the tall, blind penguin.

Well, how do I look?

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Well, if I'm not, I wasted three dabs of
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Tell her I'll be right down.

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Yes.

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Here. My credit cards.

Right here.

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No, thanks.

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All right.

Good night, Willis. Good night, Willis.

Hi,

Charlene, it's me.

What do you want, Willis?

I just wanted to apologize for making
you think that I don't trust you.

Well, you should apologize.

What does he drive anyway?

What's the difference?

I think it's a van. A van?

Willis, will you stop imagining things?
Nothing's going to happen.

You bet nothing's going to happen.

And you know why?

Because I am going to drive you to the
concert in my dad's limo.

Say what?

You heard me.

Your dad said you could take the limo?

He didn't say I couldn't.

But, Willis, you don't even have a
driver's license.

Don't worry, sweet stuff. My dad let me
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Well, if you really think it's all
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Of course it is.

I got the wheels and all I need is you,
little mom.

Oh, Willis, you know I'd rather be with
you.

But what'll I tell Sherwood?

Tell that turkey it's Thanksgiving and
give him the ax.

See you in half an hour, my little
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You're welcome, even if it stunk.

Stunk is right.

This is the first time I've ever seen
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Oh, look.

There's a note from Willis. Oh, what a
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Just press this button marked doorman.

How clever.

Too bad they don't have a button marked
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I was wondering if you would be so kind
as to... What?

What?

He has the cutest German accent.

He's Spanish.

I didn't know they spoke German in
Spain.

Mr. Drummond's car.

Glovo Compartmento.

Gracias.

Oh, I think I'm going to make myself a
snack. Would you like anything else,

Sophia, dear? No, thank you, dear.

Oh, Kimberly, dear.

Yes. What about Apple, dear?

Well, okay, Jaws.

Come on, let's go attack the
refrigerator.

All right.

Did you find my scarf hole?

It's not there.

But it's in the glove compartment.

The glove compartment's not there?

Oh, the whole car's not there.

It's been stolen.

I better report this.

Dr. Shane.

Let me see.

9 -1 -1.

calling from 697 Park Avenue.

Would you please connect me with the
police, please?

Thank you.

Hello, officer.

I would like to report a stolen
limousine belonging to Mr.

Philip Drummond.

Description? About 5 '11"...

And the license plate says Drummond 3.

Thank you, officer.

Bye -bye.

Oh, my, that's terrible.

What's terrible?

Someone has stolen your father's
limousine.

Hold it.

What are you talking about?

and it's not in the garage.

We better call the police.

I already did. All we can do now is wait
and hope and eat.

I think I'll have a cup of tea and a
Tylenol.

Now, who would want to steal Dad's
limousine right out of the garage?

Well, there are gangs of professionals
around or maybe just a mother who wants

to get off his feet.

You know, a lot of kids take cars for
joyrides. Really?

And I think I'm related to one of them.

Willis, I hope you didn't do what I
think you did.

You did.

Give me the police, please.

697 Park Avenue.

Hello, police.

A lady just called about a stolen
limousine that belongs to Mr. Philip

Talk Avenue?

Right. Drummond. Well, that was a
mistake.

Somebody just parked it in the wrong
place, that's all.

Sorry to bother you.

Listen, we'll lay a check on you for the
policeman's ball.

My dad is loaded.

Hi, gang!

Phillip, what are you doing home so
early?

Oh, I had to get this tuxedo back to the
funeral parlor.

Actually, Joan had to catch an early
plane.

Never has one danced and dined so well
and paid so little.

She even gave me money for the men's
room.

I came out ahead. I didn't have to go.

What is this silence?

It can't be respect.

Hey, what's wrong?

Well, Daddy, you see, it's like this.

When we get back... I'll tell him, dear.

Older people are better at telling bad
news.

What bad news?

Philip, I'll try to be as delicate as
possible.

You remember the limousine you used to
have?

Used to have?

What happened to my limo?

Did somebody run into it down at the
garage?

Something worse?

It was stripped?

Stolen? My limo was stolen.

Hello, I want the police. Give me the
19th precinct.

Daddy, we've already reported it to the
police.

Oh. Oh, well, maybe they found it.
Hello.

I'm calling about a limousine that was
reported stolen.

Yeah, the name is Philip Drummond.

Drummond.

What do you mean the report was
canceled?

Excuse me.

Sophia, did you call him and tell him it
was a false alarm?

If it had been a false alarm, I would
have called the fire department.

Well, who could have canceled that
report?

Don't look at me, Dad.

Arnold? Guess this is what they call the
process of elimination.

Never mind, officer.

Thanks anyway. What?

What check for the policeman's ball?

Oh, he did, did he?

Well, it'll be in the mail tomorrow.

Thank you.

Arnold, just why did you cancel that
police report?

Temporary insanity.

Stop stalling, Arnold.

Where's your brother?

What brother did you have in mind?

What a concert.

What a night.

What a kiss.

What kiss?

This one.

You're pretty smooth.

I know.

We gotta get going.

What do you think I was trying to do?

It's almost midnight.

Midnight? Oh, wow.

I better get up. My dad realized the
car's... I mean, I promised him I

be late.

Well, did your father really say it was
okay to take the car?

Well, what's the difference?

The difference is, not only are you
driving without a license, but you

even get your father's permission.

You lied to me.

Charlene, will you quit nagging me?

We're not even married.

What was that?

I don't know.

Well, I know.

You backed into my motorcycle.

officer. I didn't see you pull up. I
guess your rearview mirror was too

up.

How old are you?

I'm going to be 18.

When? In about two and a half years.

You know, son, I could have been on that
motorcycle you just backed into.

In which case, you would have been
talking to a dead cop.

Let me see the registration.

Why do you need that?

Any time I catch an underage driver in a
big limousine, I just wonder who he

stole it from.

Officer, I didn't steal it. My dad let
me borrow it. Sure, sure, kid.

What's your name?

Willis Jackson.

It says here the owner's name is
Drummond.

I'm adopted.

And who are you, his mother?

Officer, if it'll do any good, my
father's a policeman, too.

Yeah, he's with the vice squad.
Detective Alex Dupree.

You can check it out.

I will.

I see.

All right, well, thank you very much.

Well, at least he's not in any of the
hospitals. Thank God for that.

Dad, try not to be too angry with
Willis.

Angry? He's an inexperienced driver.

I'm too concerned about his safety to be
angry with him.

If that's Willis, I'll kill him.

idea.

Mr. Drummond, are you?

This is a policeman.

I noticed that.

Come in, officer.

What's the problem?

Mr. Drummond, your son was caught
driving without a license.

That's a serious offense.

I know it is.

I can't imagine what got into him.

Do you have any idea what the punishment
for this is?

That's up to the judge.

The judge should remember that he was
once a boy, too.

That is, unless he's a woman.

Well, couldn't you ask the judge to go
easy on him? He's never been in trouble

before. If it was up to me, I wouldn't
give him his driver's license until he

was 21.

I was thinking more like 46.

21.

Oh, no.

You'll also have to pay for my mingle
motorcycle.

He backed into it.

Backed into it? Good Lord.

And since he's a minor, you're
responsible.

But Dad's innocent.

He was out on the town with a lovely
lady who took him to dinner and bought

a croissant.

He's only a gardenia.

You'll be notified, Mr. Drummond, when
to appear.

I have a squad car downstairs.

I'll take the girl home.

I've been in touch with her father.
Thank you.

And is my father going to be in touch
with me?

Where's my limousine?

Oh, it's been impounded.

And to get it out, it's going to cost
you about a hundred bucks.

Oh, no. It's going to cost him about a
hundred bucks.

Will I see you tomorrow?

Sure. Only this time, do us both a
favor.

Pick me up on your skateboard.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Dad, this is the dumbest thing I ever
did.

Right.

You're lucky that the only thing you
mangled was a motorcycle.

It could have been a lot more serious.

I realize that you want to be treated as
an adult, but you have to earn that

right.

You have to act like one first.

I'm sorry, Dad.

And I apologize for making all you guys
worry about me.

That's all right, Willis.

By the way, did you notice when they
impounded the car, did they impound my

scarf, too?

Come on, Willis.

You and I have some business to discuss.

They're just one drum.

What might be right for you may not be
right for some. A man is born.

He's a man of ease. Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes of
things. Different strokes of things.

What's the six -letter word for fire
-breathing monster?

Simone.

That'll work. Thanks, ma 'am.

What about a seven -letter word for
penny -pinching miser?

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There's a greasy automobile battery
wedged between the calamari and the hash

browns in my freezer.

Explain.

Man, you work with car batteries. I'll
let you field this one.

to make sure it was starting sub -zero
temperatures.

Man, it's either the freezer or your
bed.

Isn't it fucking funny, bro?

They're just going to leave you alone
while you're sitting inside your home.

The problem's solved.

Our problem is not solved. What about
the 20 pounds of cod you removed from my

freezer to make room for that? I was 18.

Hector and I had a little barbecue.

Barbecue? That was my profit margin.

All right, I'll make it up to you, Mal.
I'll help you water down the scotch.

You want to help me? You help the
competition.

Mal, from stopping for self -righteous,
you're just as much to blame.

Me? What did I do?

Well, as we say in my 12 -step meetings,
you are an enabler.

You know, your boundaries have been
blurred. You're totally codependent. And

need to stop being a caretaker.