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You want anything else, Vanya?

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Hey, Dad.

Is Arnold home yet?

Nope, not yet.

You know, it seems to me that he's been
coming home late from school quite often

recently. I know why. He's been hanging
out after school with that cute little

Diane Wilson.

Arnold, how come you're so late?

Oh, well, I'll tell you.

The weather was so nice, I walked real
slow, communicating with the joys of

nature. Arnold, by any chance, would one
of those joys of nature be a foxy

little mama named Diane Wilson?

How did you know about Diane Wilson?

Has Rona Berry been shooting her mouth
off?

Just because you've got a girlfriend,
you don't have to be embarrassed.

Oh, I'm not embarrassed. And she really
won't be my girlfriend until we come out

of a fancy hotel together.

I beg your pardon?

I mean, we haven't gone on a real date.
Like on a TV commercial.

Like grown -ups.

Aren't you a little young to be talking
about going on a date?

I didn't go out on my first date till I
was 40.

If I wait till I'm that old, Diane will
be married. I'm not going out on my

first date with a married woman.

Arnold, Dad was just kidding.

Where's your sense of humor?

When you fall in love, that's the first
thing that goes.

I asked her for a date, and she's
thinking about it. I think I've got at

definite maybe.

Arnold, if you'd like some advice from
an older woman, get a yes or an oh out.

Yeah, take it from an expert.

Cool dudes don't take maybe for an
answer.

Stop pressuring him, you two.

Arnold's got a lot of time before he has
to start thinking about going out on

dates. Daddy, and where have you been?

You know, kids these days are starting
to date much younger than they did in

your day.

Oh, well, we had to be older before we
could date.

In case it rained, we had to be strong
enough to put the top up on the covered

wagon.

I've got to dictate a letter to a
machine.

Hey, Arnold, why don't you call her?

Yeah, I'll go and call her.

But what if she turns me down?

I could be scarred for life.

Look, Arnold, you've already got a
definite maybe.

Flatter her and you'll get a definite
yes.

Yeah.

I mean, dazzle her like I do. Say, hey,
baby, this is sweet Willis.

You need to say, how about a date with a
bad mate?

Try it. It's easy.

Okay.

Watch out, Diane.

I'm dialing my way into your...

broccoli until I heard you spell it.

So, how about our date tomorrow night?

Is it yes or is it no?

She said yes!

She said yes!

She said yes!

That's fine, Diane.

Bye.

I got my first official date!

Hey, isn't that great?

Hey, Dad, Arnold just landed his first
date.

Landed? What is she, a mermaid?

Arnold, did you sweet -talk Diane Wilson
into going out with him tomorrow night?

Night?

Oh, wait a minute. I thought you meant
in the afternoon.

No, Dad.

A real date is at night.

You mean to tell me that Diane's parents
said that that'd be all right?

Her parents are cool. They know where
it's at.

Yeah, well, I know where it's not going
to be.

Hello?

I'll show you just a minute.

Arnold, a certain foxy young lady just
can't keep her voice off me.

Hello? Oh, hi, Diane.

What?

Well, why don't you change your mind?

Oh, your mother changed it for you.

Yeah, I'm having the same problem here,
Diane.

Sorry. By the time they let us date, I
can blow my whole Social Security check

on you.

Yeah, bye.

I would say that Diane has very sensible
parents.

Growing up would be a lot easier if it
wasn't for grown -ups.

Hey, wait a minute, Arnold.

Dad, suppose somebody older went along
with him on their date.

Well, now that makes more sense.

And I just happen to be available the
more night.

Oh, Dad, you can't be serious.

My first real date and my father tagged
along?

You think Hugh Hefner's father went
along on his first date?

Well, you're not going to go out at
night without a chaperone. I'm sorry,

Arnold. No, Dad.

I mean, I'll go along with Arnold. Come
on, what do you say?

Well, an older brother is only a shorter
version of a father.

Arnold, I'm not talking chaperone.

I'm talking you and me on a double date.

Double date?

You mean like you and me in two
squeezes?

You got it, Big Spender.

Well, that sounds like a very good
compromise.

And Arnold...

If it's all right with Diane's mother,
it's all right with me.

But I don't want you to stay out too
late.

Now, you'll be home by 10 o 'clock.

10 o 'clock?

Dad, things don't get cooked until
midnight.

You just have to turn off your burner a
little early.

It worked out okay, huh?

Well, I guess going out with you is
better than nothing.

Thanks for the compliment.

tomorrow night. And is that okay?

And tell her even though I never met
her, I think she's adorable.

A little flattery works every time.

I'll try to remember that.

I gotta figure out which one of my babes
to call tomorrow night.

What about your girl Charlene?

Oh, Charlene's not talking to me on
account of the name I called her.

What did you call her?

Janet.

I get a date?

Well, if you're down to the wise,
there's nothing left in your little

unless you're willing to date a zebra.

That's just a run of bad luck. I can't
believe it.

Everybody's either sick or busy. You
can't get a date?

The Billy Dee of Penthouse B?

Anybody can have a dry spell.

Sounds to me like you hit a major
drought.

I know somebody you can date. Who?

Kimberly.

Me?

It's a great idea.

I don't want to go out with my brother.
I don't want to go out with my sister.

Compared to Zebra, she's a big
improvement.

Thank you, Lord Arnold.

Now, come on, you guys. This is for your
brother. Nobody's asking you to have a

good time.

Could make that sacrifice.

Are you kidding?

Take my own sister on a date?

Out in public?

If you want your brother to go, you're
going to have to help. That's it.

Please?

I guess I don't have any choice.

I don't know when I felt so wanted.

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Dad, would you mind checking me out?

Not at all.

Oh, you look very handsome. I wouldn't
change a thing.

Oh, I might just tuck this handkerchief
in a little bit. Oh, no, don't.

It's covering the pepperoni spot I made
when we went out for pizza.

Very clever.

Dad, since this is my first official
date with a woman, I'm a little nervous.

Do you have any advice for me?

Advice? Sure.

Look.

Open the door for her.

Help her off with her coat.

Pull out her chair.

Be sure to push it back before she sits
down.

And when you take her home, say thank
you and shake her hand.

Shake her hand?

After I blew all that bread on her?

Popcorn for two?

Hamburger and giant fries?

certainly worth a little bit of contact.

Uh, just be a gentleman, Arnold.

Oh, just a minute.

May I take the liberty of offering you
an extra five dollars for tonight?

Dad, liberty is what this country is all
about.

The movie was really good, Arnold. Did
you like it? It was okay.

If these monsters start making out, I
lose all respect for them.

Excuse me a minute, Diane.

Uh, Willis. Yeah?

Would you two mind sitting at your own
table? So you don't crap my style.

Sure, Arnold. We wouldn't want to give
you craps.

Yeah. We'll make sure you get plenty of
operating room, lover boy.

That's right.

Diane?

Right through here.

I thought you might like a table for
two.

Where it's private.

And close to the restroom.

That's very considerate, Arnold.

Thank you.

This table looks okay.

No, wait!

Allow me.

Thank you.

Here we are on our first date.

Yeah.

Did you say something?

Who, me?

No.

I thought I heard something.

It was my stomach.

You want to have some conversation?

Okay. This is a nice place, isn't it?

We come here all the time.

Oh, but not at night. These lights make
you different. You look much older.

Thank you.

And you look much taller.

Thank you.

Whose turn is it?

Yours. Excuse me.

I need help. We just sat down, and I'm
already running out of conversation.

Well, what about the movie you just saw?

Talk about that.

That's it.

Thanks, Willis. You're the smartest
brother I've got.

Hey, Arnold, then relax. I'm sure Diane
is just as nervous as you are.

Nervous? Who's nervous?

many times than I have. It's a snap.

Let's talk about the movie we just saw,
okay?

We already did when we came in.

We did?

Excuse me.

Where are you going now?

To wash my hands again.

I think I missed a spot.

You're the cleanest boy I ever met.

Well, cleanliness is next to godliness.
I learned that at church.

What's the matter, Arnold?

I forgot.

We already talked about the movie. Give
me another idea.

Have you ordered yet?

No. Well, look at the menu and discuss
that. That ought to keep you going for a

while. Good idea.

You're going to have a nervous
breakdown.

Let's look at the menu.

I'll read to you what's here.

There's shrimp cocktail at $5 .95.

Let's jump down to the soups.

Well, I see the Big Tipper's back, huh?

Are you ready to order? Uh, yeah. Is it
okay if I have cheeseburger, french

fries, and a large colada?

Be my guest. I'll have the same.

Also, two banana splits with whipped
cream, sprinkles, nuts, and cherries.

Got it.

Oh, that's an awful lot of food.

You're right.

Hold one, Cherry.

How long do you want me to hold it?

Didn't think it was that funny.

I knew our date would be like this.

One big laugh after another one.

Oh, look, there's Dudley.

Hi. Hi.

Dudley, what are you doing here? You're
trying to move in on me.

What? I want you to move in with my
folks.

See, they're over there.

Okay, if I sit with you. Thanks.

the party at this table are trying to
have a date.

Who, you and me?

That's a good one, Dudley.

Isn't it, Arnold?

I think it stinks.

Arnold, you're not being very polite.

Excuse me.

I've never seen anybody so crazy about
washing his hands.

Now what? How do you like that? The most
important date of my life and my best

friend Dudley moves in on me. Take it
easy, Arnold.

Take it easy. She's laughing at his
jokes and I'm paying the check.

Look. Bubbly's eating my french fries.

He's filling a girl out of my arms and
the food out of my stomach.

There's no problem.

Just go over there and ask him to leave.

But be cool about it. Yes, and be polite
too, Arnold.

Be cool? Be polite?

Right.

If I want to give Dudley some of my
fries, that's my business. Here, Dudley.

That's three cents, Dudley.

Have another one.

Sure. That's six cents, Dudley.

Try and collect it.

Maybe you'd like some of my sundae, too,
Dudley. Sure. Let me help you, Dudley.

I'm beginning to think you don't want me
here.

And how did you get that idea?

From an ex -friend.

Arnold, our date is officially over.

What you talking about, Diane?

It's terrible.

Arnold, did you really let Diane go home
alone?

Oh, no, Dad. We all walked her home. But
Diane refused to walk on the same side

of the street as Arnold.

I yelled over to her that I wanted to
apologize, but she made out like she

didn't hear me.

Yeah, but the rest of New York heard
him.

I mean, one lady tried to douse him with
a pail of garbage.

Dad, I made a total fool of myself.

Son, probably the reason you couldn't
handle it is that you're just not ready

date yet. Darn it. There's just too much
pressure put on you kids to grow up too

soon.

You just be patient. Your day will come.

How will I know when I'm ready?

Your wife will tell you.

I'd be right for you.

They'd not be right for some. A man in
four needs a man of these.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes.

And they got different strokes.

Well, Tim's babysitting his nephews this
weekend, and he's bringing them by the

bar. I wonder if them little rugrats
look anything like them.

Hello.

Hello.

You know, I see a slight resemblance
around the eyes.

Isn't it quite funny, Bob?

I just want to leave you alone.

What you did inside your home?

This is great. My sister is on her way
from the airport.

Man, this is the first time she's ever
visited me in KC.

Hey, Tim.

Listen, man, you haven't touched those
beer nuts.

They're honey roasted. They're your
favorite.

All right, this way.

Man, I've never been so frightened in my
life.

Oh, what?

Is something bigger than you?

Oh, it's bigger than me, all right. My
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Oh, man, if it was only that simple.

I mean, today it's not just the birds
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Hey, that's because y 'all got a
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Look, Tim, I'm somewhat of a specialist
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I could help you out with this little
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Way to help.

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Ooh, you are hired. Let's say we get
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Uh, congratulations there, sweetheart.

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What record?

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Last record was two seconds.

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But were you serious?

Absolutely.

I meant about hiring me.

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