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Was there a phone call for me?

Nope, I don't think so. Are you sure?

I'm positive, Arnold. Why all the
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You may be looking at the newest member
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If it's so exclusive, how come they're
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Well, how would you like to be picking
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Well, that sounds like it might be a lot
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Oh, you mean he's mellowed.

Yeah, even his manners are better. Now
after meals, he licks his own fingers,

not everybody else's.

Well, okay, as long as there isn't going
to be any rough stuff.

Thanks, Dad.

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You got a pimple?

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Sure I do, Arnold, but I'm not a mind
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It's about my secret initiation.

Listen. No problem. If you have trouble
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Well, I guess if I told Abraham, I can
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Yeah, blood is thicker than fish.

Well, I kind of lied before.

You see, Willis, for my secret
initiation, I have to steal something.

Say what?

If I don't, the Gooch won't let me into
his club.

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard
of.

Stealing is wrong, Arnold. You know
that, and you're not going to do it. But

gotta. If I get into that club, I'll
really be somebody.

And if Dad finds out, he'll blow us top.

And you'll be somebody who needs a new
bottom.

But, Willis, this is the most important
thing in my life.

Listen, Arnold, if it's so important to
get into this club, why don't you just

buy something and tell the Gooch you
stole it? I can't do that.

Well, why not?

It would be dishonest.

No stealing, no way. You hear?

I hear.

He doesn't understand, Abraham.

It won't be like a big heist or
anything.

I'll just steal something real cheap.
You know, like something that only cost

quarter.

And I'll mail him the money back.

On second thought, it's kind of dumb to
spend 20 cents to mail a quarter.

Thank you.

Just browsing?

No, just looking around.

Are you looking for anything in
particular?

Yeah, the door.

Bye.

Bye.

When my dad gets here, he's going to
kill me.

What makes you think you're going to get
off that easy?

I can't believe this of you, Arnold.

We'll talk about it in a minute.

I'm his father, Philip Drummond.

You're his father?

He was adopted, but without handcuffs.

handcuffs on a ten -year -old. What did
he steal? The Statue of Liberty?

Can I have a word with you, sir? Of
course.

Look, he only stole a comic book. But
what I usually do in a situation like

is I try to put a scare into the kids.
You know what I mean?

Handcuffs seem to work pretty good.

I catch your drift.

Okay, young fella.

I think we can take those off now.

Hope they weren't too tight.

Arnold, what on earth made you steal?

Damn, I had to. It was for my secret
initiation.

And the Gooch likes comic books.

Well, what about singing the Star
-Spangled Banner?

It's not necessary, but if you want to,
go ahead.

We'll talk about this more when we get
home.

Would you consider just forgetting it?

No, I wouldn't. Now, you just pay for
that comic book and let's go. I'm afraid

it's not quite that simple, Mr.
Drummond.

You'll have to take it up with the
owner, Mrs. Craig.

I phoned her. She'll be here any minute.

Now, is that really necessary?

Kids, every time I look around, one of
them's ripping me off.

Is this a little thief?

Yes. I mean, no.

My son is not a thief.

You still willing to admit that you're
my father?

Just barely.

Arnold, I'm shocked.

You lied to me about the gooch, you lied
to me about your initiation, and now

you've just stolen something.

He's really a lovely little child.

I've heard that one before.

Look, I can't run a business this way.

Something has got to be done about all
this crime.

You have a right to be upset.

Poor kid's deal. Rich kid's deal.

And sometimes it's not even for the
money, just for the kick. Right, I

Good. Because I intend to press charges
against that little thief.

You can't be serious.

Pressing charges for a comic book?

Does that cost... Twelve cents.

It happens to be worth $400.

What are you talking about, lady?

Oh, I get it.

Mrs. Craig, I'm willing to pay you a
little something for your trouble, but

let's be reasonable. How about 50 bucks?

Are you trying to bribe me?

Ed, you better not answer that in front
of the cop.

It so happens that this comic book is a
1963 Spider -Man number one series.

It is a rare copy and it is worth $400.

That's true, Mr. Drummond. Would you
care to look it up in the catalog?

No, that won't be necessary. I'll write
you a check.

Oh, no.

I'll bet that's your limousine out
front.

Yes, what about it? I thought so.

You rich people think you can buy your
way out of anything.

Well, you're not getting off that
equally this time.

No, wait a minute. No, you wait. I have
had it. We are talking grand larceny

here. Grand larceny?

Come on.

I'm afraid the lady's right. Anything
over $250 is grand larceny.

Grand larceny?

What do you get for that?

If you're a father, a heart attack.

I'm not a thief. I'm just stupid.

Look, it was just a childish prank.

Uncle has never done anything like this
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to stop worrying?

Hey, Arnold, stop worrying, man.

I mean, is this any way to spend your
last few days of freedom?

I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to
cheer you up. Well, it's not working.

Well, how come you didn't stop me from
stealing?

Arnold, what do you think I was trying
to do? I told you not to do it. Listen,

did everything I could.

You didn't threaten me.

Now, Arnold, what was I supposed to do?

Break both the arms and twist your head
off?

Yeah, if you really love me.

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for us.

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better. It's your favorite peanut butter

cookies and a double chocolate milk on
the rocks.

No thanks, Adelaide.

Maybe I ought to get used to bread and
water.

Oh, honey, come on, cheer up. Your dad's
going to come back with good news.

You really think so?

Yep. I feel it in my bones.

Dad, what happened with Mrs. Craig?

I'm afraid she turned us down, son.

I guess you can't trust old bones.

Look, Arnold, I did everything I could
think of, and I just couldn't budge that

woman.

Well, what about your lawyer, Dad?

He did the best he could, too.

Well... Thanks for trying, Dad.

I guess the only time I'll be seeing you
from now on is on Visitor's Day.

But, Arnold, what you did today was
inexcusable, and you do deserve to be

punished for it. That's why we're going
to have to go to family court.

Family court?

You mean when I go to jail, you won't
have to come with me?

No, you're not going to go to jail,
Arnold.

It's simply Saturday. We go to court.
The judge will understand it's your

offense and that it was just a childish
prank.

Yeah. Arnold, and when he sees those
cute cheeks, he's going to pinch them

send you right home.

Right, Arnold.

It's going to be a piece of cake.

Well, just in case.

Could you put a file in it?

Now, Arnold, as your lawyer, my advice
is that you just relax.

Everything will be all right.

Mr. Bishop, maybe I could relax if you
sat here next to me. In fact, I'd be

more relaxed if you sat here instead of
me.

Arnold, would you feel better if you
held my hand?

I'll hold anything you give me.

Juvenile Family Court of the City of New
York will come to order. All rise.

Judge Francis W. Biscay presiding.

Thanks, God.

Be seated.

It'll be all right, Arnold.

First case, Your Honor, is Craig v.
Jackson.

Is Mrs. Craig present?

Here, Your Honor.

Is Mr.

Arnold Jackson present?

Right on, brother.

A simple yes, Your Honor, will be
appreciated.

Yes, Your Honor.

Is Mr.

Jackson represented by counsel?

Yes, Your Honor.

But he's not going to say anything, even
though my father pays him 150 bucks an

hour.

I'm well aware of white -collar crime.

Your Honor, my client would like to
admit to the charge which is alleged in

petition. But we would ask you to hear
the circumstances.

Very well.

Now then, Mrs. Craig, the petition
states that Arnold Jackson entered your

and proceeded to steal a comic book
worth $400.

Right, Your Honor.

And it's not the first time.

I object, Your Honor.

Arnold has never stolen anything before
in his life. That's right, Your Honor.

Yeah, he's an honest little kid.

Who are all of you?

I'm his father.

I'm his brother.

And I'm his sister.

Well, I must say you have a colorful
family tree.

You were saying, Mrs.

Craig... Your Honor, I didn't mean that
this boy had stolen before. I just meant

I'm tired of being ripped off by a lot
of kids and seeing them get away with it

just because they're kids.

I mean, if they're old enough to steal,
they're old enough to pay the penalty. I

couldn't agree with you more.

Juvenile theft is a serious problem.

And I intend to do everything in my
power to put a stop to it.

Young man, come here.

Now, exactly why did you take the comic
book? Did you take it for the thrill of

stealing? Oh, no, Your Honor.

He took it for the gooch.

The gooch?

What is a gooch?

It's a big, ugly thing with bushy hair,
little beady eyes, and big paws.

Person or an animal?

Both.

steal something or I couldn't become a
barracuda.

A barracuda.

Oh, that's a club, Your Honor. You know,
like the scouts, only they don't push

cookies. No, they steal comic books.

I didn't want to steal.

I wanted to swallow a live goldfish like
my dad.

And your age is still doing those
juvenile pranks?

Oh, no, Your Honor, I haven't had a
goldfish for years.

Whether you were aware of the value of
the book or not, the fact still remains

that you committed grand larceny.

Dad, what's happening?

I thought you said this would be a piece
of cake.

Said if we did our own talk to the
judge, it'd be a pushover.

You told your son that?

Not exactly.

My other son told him that.

What kind of values are you teaching
your children?

Look, Your Honor, we were all trying to
make Arnold feel better. He was a very

frightened little boy.

But since you've asked me, I'll tell you
what kind of values I teach my

children.

I teach them to be kind and respectful.

I encourage them to be decent people who
have feelings for others.

Now, Arnold is a fine boy and a
wonderful son.

Mrs. Craig, I understand how you feel,
but I just think you've chosen the wrong

boy to make an example of.

Mrs. Craig, I know it's wrong to steal,
and I'm sorry.

But when you're ten years old, you do a
lot of dumb things.

But they say I'll grow out of it.

Mrs. Craig, let me ask you something.

Is this the face of a grand larcenist?

Your Honor, maybe in this case I have
made a mistake.

What do I do about it?

If you ask, I can drop the charges.

So I ask.

So I drop.

Case dismissed.

Thanks,

Mrs. Craig. I take back all the...
things you never heard me say about you.

And you didn't make a mistake.

You'd realize that if you knew me
better.

Oh, Mrs. Craig would get a chance to
know you better.

How? I'll tell you how.

By you going to her store every day
after school for a month and sweeping

That is, if it's all right with Mrs.
Craig.

Oh, certainly.

A month?

That's right.

Mr. Bishop.

Yes, Arnold?

Just don't sit there.

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Nothing but the jeans, but they got
different strokes of things, different

strokes of things.