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Last time on Dear John.
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So, Kate, what is this big news?
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Mitch and I are opening a restaurant.
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Yay! Yeah, we're calling it Kate's
Place.
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Hey, look. Whoa.
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It's a credit card. That is not a credit
card. Yeah, it is. It is not a credit
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card. It is not a credit card. It is not
a credit card. That's the devil.
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It came in the mail this afternoon.
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It has a $10 ,000 limit. Well, that's
great.
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That is great. It is not great. It is
not great.
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It's part of their evil plan.
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Look at this.
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I'm maxed out on all my other credit
cards. And what do they do? They send me
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another one.
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They want to suck me in even more.
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These people know what they're doing.
They know I can use this to pay my
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to pay the IRS, even to pay for my
alimony. And where does it get me?
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Deeper in debt and hoping desperately
for another credit card.
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Boy, did I just save us a lot of money
on our laundry bill. Kirk made a deal
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with his dry cleaners. They're giving
him $4 ,000 worth of free laundry. In
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exchange for the laundry, I cut him in
on a small piece of the restaurant. Oh,
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no, no.
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My partners!
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Hey, hey, hey, what are you people
doing?
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Bartender, everything is on me tonight.
Here, put it on my car. Put it on my
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car.
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the time.
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before a studio audience.
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Mary Beth, thanks a lot for helping me
pick out those earrings for Jennifer.
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Oh, my pleasure. If there's one thing I
know, it's precious gems.
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Well, I really appreciate it. My
pleasure.
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Mary Beth, I know I said this before,
but can I have them back?
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Sorry, John.
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Of course I have it. Do I smell
expensive
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jewelry? No, it's just a little...
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Gift for Jennifer.
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Whoa, they are beautiful.
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Yes, they're just two grand.
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Well, actually, they're closer to three
grand.
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Whoa!
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Looks like somebody's given his new
credit card a workout.
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No, no, no, don't worry about me. I've
consolidated my debts. I'm finally able
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to live like a human being again.
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John, are you sure you know what you're
doing?
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Consolidate sounds like a fancy word.
The word for getting deeper into debt.
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Now, look, Louise, I'm an adult. I know
what I'm doing, okay?
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Well, be careful.
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The credit card ruined my third husband.
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Oh, he ran it over his limit, huh?
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No, he was a cat burglar. Left it in the
door jam.
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Miss, we ordered over 20 minutes ago. I
got it right here.
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Oh, good. We're starving. Kate, Kate.
Just the person I wanted to see.
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Kate, I know that I've been screwing up,
but I promise from now on I am going to
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be the best waitress you ever saw.
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Miss, can we have our soup?
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Just a second. I'm talking here.
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Annie, give them their soup. I will, I
will. Now, I realize why you were mad at
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me before, and I deserved it. You were
right. I was irresponsible.
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I was late. I took breaks whenever I
wanted. Miss, we want our soup, and we
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it now.
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You know, you're very rude. Annie!
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I'm terribly sorry. Now, who had the
barley, and who had the cream of
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We both ordered the split pea.
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Oh, right, that's not for them. It's for
that couple.
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Oh, I guess they left already.
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Jennifer, I really do love your
earrings.
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Well, I'm glad you have such great
taste. I love them. I love them, too.
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So, could I please have them back now?
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Sorry I took so long, Mary Beth. A
little problem at the office.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Are
you ready to sample some of our world
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-famous Epicurean delight?
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Kurt, we just came by for cocktails.
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Oh, in that case, drink up. We sell
them. We don't rent them.
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Hi, Richard Simon. Kirk Morris, your
host and principal part owner.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Listen, Mary Beth, we better get going.
I'll go grab our coats.
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Mary Beth, thanks a lot for bringing in
a freeloader tonight. Next time, try
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some guy who's going to at least spring
for dinner.
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You better be nice to him.
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Richard happens to be a restaurant
critic for the Long Island Daily.
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Oh, yeah, look, I'm really going to be
impressed by that.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go make sure Richard gets himself a nice
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coat.
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Here's your check. Oh, John, Richard
says he wants to pay you. Don't be
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Tonight is on me.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, guess what, Kate?
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Richard told me he's going to come back
next week to review the restaurant.
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Oh, that is so wonderful.
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Oh, a good review from Richard could
really put this place on the map.
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So, I got tired of running all these
fancy fourth -star restaurants
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Europe, you know, seeing the same old
faces all the time.
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King so -and -so, queen this or that,
duke hoo -ha -ha.
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I needed a change, and I felt like I was
losing touch with the common man.
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So I opened this joint.
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Well, I'm certainly looking forward to
coming back next Friday and reviewing
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place.
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Say no more.
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Red, tell Calvin to give me a hundred
bucks.
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For what? Would you hurry up? I've got
to bribe a restaurant critic.
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Good night, y 'all. Well, good night.
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Look at what you did now. Now I have to
mail it to her.
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That is it. That's it.
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I have had it. I am sick and tired of
you doing everything in your power to
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this restaurant. What are you talking
about?
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Pitting on every woman that walks in
here. Not getting in everyone's way. And
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now you're resorting to bribery. Well,
that is it. You are out.
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What are you talking about? You can't do
that. I'm a partner. It's because of me
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you get the free laundry service.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Well, maybe I'll just take my
dirty laundry and leave.
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It's fine by me.
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Fine. Uh, excuse me.
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Oh,
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no, what's going on here? She just ate
60. Shh.
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Why? Because he's making a shambles.
Hey, get out!
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Get out. I made him a partner, and I
don't care what he did. He's a partner.
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can't believe you're taking his... I'm
sorry I'm a man of my word. Thank you,
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Curtis. I owe you one. Good, because I
need a partner in the kitchen.
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Oh, uh, a little advice on a recipe?
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Nope. Leo the dishwasher sobered up and
he quit.
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Yeah, like these hands are gonna wash
dishes.
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Oh, you kill me, bro.
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Oh, Jake, we got a problem.
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Your friend John's credit card got
turned down.
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Well, run it through again.
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I already did.
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He's over his limit.
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Let me tell him. He's used to getting
bad news from me.
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John, take this.
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Your money's no good here.
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Oh, thanks very much, but I really want
to pay. No, I mean your money is no good
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here.
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John, it seems your credit card's been
refused. You're over your limit.
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What? This card has a $10 ,000 credit
line.
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No need to feel embarrassed, John. Why
don't you come with me and we'll
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straighten everything out in the
kitchen.
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No problem. You wash, he'll dry.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here from
Montreal, Cecilia...
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So after 20
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years of teaching, what have I got to
show for it?
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I make $32 ,000 a year and I'm in hock
up to my eyeballs.
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Then I turned on the television set last
night, and there it is, the answer to
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my problems.
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All right, John, you're going to truck
driver school.
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No, no, Kirk, I was watching the news.
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Another major airline just goes belly
up, $63 million in debt. They pick up
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phone, they declare bankruptcy, and
their problems are over.
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So you lay off a couple of thousand
workers, you don't pay your debt. But
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that's the American way.
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That's the way it's done. So I figure if
they can do it, so can I.
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John, I had a friend who went through
bankruptcy, and it made her life a
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hell. Your privacy will become a thing
of the past. I know, I know. My lawyer
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warned me I'll be living in a fishbowl.
But I don't care. That's a great weight
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off my mind.
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Don't say anything.
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Don't say anything. Just put on your
coats and follow me.
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Kay, what's all this about?
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Oh, Mary Beth's boyfriend is coming by
to review the restaurant tonight, and
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I've only got one reservation, and
that's...
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You wouldn't have to worry about that
review if you let me grease that guy's
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palm.
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Oh, stop talking and let's get over it.
All right, you've got to do this.
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Oh, and if you could tell some of the
other people in the community center, I
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would really appreciate it. Tell them
everything is on the house.
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All right. Okay, listen, I'm going to go
home first and get all dressed up and
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call Jennifer.
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I'm going to make this a night of
celebration.
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Oh, what are you celebrating?
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I'm going bankrupt.
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What are you doing here? You're supposed
to be on your way to the restaurant
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with Richard. Don't even mention that
creep's name to me.
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Oh, no.
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No. No.
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No.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Kate, but I just had to
break it off.
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He's insensitive, he's self -centered,
and he's opinionated.
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Plus, he's taken me to so many
restaurants, I've gained two pounds.
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No man's worth that.
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This is great. This is just great. Now,
we're never going to get that review.
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Oh, he'll be there.
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He will?
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Yeah, but I'm warning you, he's going to
be in a rotten mood, especially to my
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friends. Oh, no.
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Mary Beth, you cannot do this to me and
Kate.
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You... You got to call good old Richard,
okay? You got to tell him that you
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changed your mind.
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Um, invite him over to your place.
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Let him have his way with you.
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Then you take him to the restaurant, he
writes a great review, and then you
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break up with him.
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Mark, are you suggesting that Mary Beth
leave with him just so our restaurant
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gets a good review?
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Yeah.
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And the devil, you.
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You're going to go to that restaurant
and have a good time.
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You deserve it.
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Oh, you're declaring bankruptcy.
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Who cares what people think?
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Hi. I have a 9 .30 reservation.
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Ah, yes, here it is, Mr.
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Deadbeat.
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I'll just sit at the bar.
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Sir, let's think about this for a
moment.
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Can you really afford a drink?
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No, I'm just looking.
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I'm terribly sorry, very sorry.
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I didn't mean that.
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to hear before everybody in the world
knows about me.
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Mr. Lacey, Mr. Lacey, can we have a word
with you?
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Uh, well, I, uh... This is Deborah
Saunders reporting live to everyone
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the world for Global Cable News.
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Mr. Lacey, the entire Earth would like
to know how you could be so
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and stupid that you would descend into
financial chaos.
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No, I blew in, please.
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Bankruptcy.
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May I have your attention, please?
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Kate's Place is proud to present...
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John's girlfriend, Jennifer!
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Yeah!
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I'd like to dedicate this song to a man
who really, really let me down.
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Mr. John, can you spare a dime, Lacey?
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My man John will have to change his
name.
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Haven't lost his little credit game.
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Everybody. John is bankrupt.
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John is bankrupt.
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He's flat broke.
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What a joke.
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Oh, it's very funny.
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John is out of money. Even Kirk isn't
such a jerk.
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Waitress, more ketchup, please.
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Richard, is everything all right?
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Everything is all right. But could you
have your shills? Hold it down.
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Shills?
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Stay away from the little old you.
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So, how's the food?
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Oh, everything tastes much better now
that you're here.
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Well, here.
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All right, we are in.
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I can't believe I asked Mary Beth to do
this. I feel so low, so filthy, so
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disgusting.
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Kirk, how do you handle it?
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Lighten up, will you? Right now, Mary
Beth is saving our collective buttons.
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Excuse me.
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Come on, baby, you've got to try this.
This is delicious.
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Oh, no thanks.
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I just want to watch you enjoy yourself,
like I always do.
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Is everything okay?
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Oh, it's extraordinary.
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Mary Beth, may I speak to you for just a
moment?
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Excuse me.
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I didn't ask you to do something like
this just to save our restaurant.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Richard's so crazy about this place,
he's gonna write a good review even
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turn him down.
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You mean you're not gonna sleep with
him?
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Well, your restaurant's good, but it's
not that good.
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Look, Curtis, look at that guy eat. Did
you ever see a guy enjoy a meal like
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that before?
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Yeah, look like we're gonna be home.
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When this review comes out, it is gonna
be franchise time. Why not? You, me, and
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Kate got a great team going here.
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Yeah, we'll have a Kate's Place in
Miami, Chicago, Beverly Hills.
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Come to think of it, we really don't
need Kate.
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Here's your dessert.
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Our specialty, blonde a la Curtis.
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Ooh, that looks delicious.
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By the way, you look very familiar.
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Do I know you from someplace?
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Yeah, I'm your waitress.
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From before.
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Somewhere before.
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Are you an actress?
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Yes.
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I'm between roles right now.
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I'm flattered that you remember me.
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Well, before I was a restaurant critic,
I was a theater critic.
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Wait a minute, I know.
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I saw you off -Broadway in the
Fantastics.
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Oh, yeah.
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Richard Simon. I remember your review.
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You said...
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The little blonde with the beady eyes
and the squeaky voice should look
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to a long career as a waitress.
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See? I was right.
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not really going to hold this little
flan incident against us, are you?
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Of course I am.
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Great. This is just great.
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There go the franchises.
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Oh, and I had such big plans for you and
me.
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You and me?
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Yeah. Who needs Curtis?
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John, you've been a little preoccupied
all night, have you?
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Anything you want to talk to me about?
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Well, I thought I'd wait till after
dinner.
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No, come on. Tell me now.
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People who care about each other talk
things over.
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Well, the truth of the matter is, I'm
broke.
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John, that's terrible.
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I know.
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I guess once I got that credit card, I
went nuts.
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With the ski weekend and the limos and
those earrings.
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They're all on credit.
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going to do?
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Well, I thought I'd file for bankruptcy,
but I can't live with that.
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I'll get a part -time job. I'll work
nights and weekends.
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It'll be rough, but I have to live up to
my responsibilities.
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And Jennifer, I'm really going to need
the support of a very understanding
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woman. And John, you certainly are.
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And good luck finding one.
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Maybe I didn't make myself clear.
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Goodbye, John.
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John, I'm so sorry.
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Well, it's okay.
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No hard feelings?
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No. No hard feelings.
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Hey, how about a goodbye kiss?
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I can't believe this review, especially
after what happened.
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Richard loved everything about our
restaurant. The ambiance, the food.
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He even loved the service. I guess that
guy does have integrity after all.
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Kate, I gotta confess.
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Kirk and I gave him a $200 bribe.
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You did what?
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I gave him $300.
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I talked to my ex -wife last night.
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Well, she went this time. That woman has
an amazing mind.
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Somehow, Wendy was able to figure out
that the reason that Matthew was doing
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poorly in algebra is that she doesn't
have a maid.
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Makes sense to me.
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Please, honey, are you looking for me?
Yes, love, I've got a big surprise for
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you. I'll be right back.
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Last time she said that, she came back
an hour later with her sweater on
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