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hold is right here. Yeah,
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good.
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Yeah, and over here, too, please.
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Go ahead.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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No, you've got a great smile.
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Except for that little caraway seed
right there.
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I couldn't have done it without you.
Well, we certainly make a ripping jolly
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good team, don't we?
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
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Except for ripping jolly.
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You know, Ben, you do terrific work.
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Oh, thanks.
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I always say, a job worth doing is worth
doing rather.
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Screwdriver, please.
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You haven't even heard my offer.
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I don't have to. All I have to hear is
your voice.
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John, listen to me. Would you please
listen?
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Hundreds of Japanese tourists are coming
into the city every day, right? Yeah.
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Yeah, so they need somebody to show them
the sights.
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Who are they going to call?
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Kuramoto Tours?
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Good, John.
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You would make a great tour guide. Yeah,
yeah, forget it. You're just going to
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have to show all these people around
town yourself.
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Me?
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I'm the president of the company.
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That is like asking Fannie Farmer to dip
her own bonbon.
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Guys, guys, I've got great news. Wait
till everyone hears. Come on in.
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You guys, wait till you hear this.
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Now take off your coats. Hurry up. What
is it?
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Okay.
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All right.
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Try this on my own. Hey, Mary Beth,
you're always interested in writing.
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can give you some help.
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John, I know you mean well, but I don't
want anybody's help. Yeah, come on. You
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guys cut the chicks some slack here?
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Mary Beth, I think it's become
increasingly clear that I, more than
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in this room, understand what you're
going through. And that is why you have
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do what God put you on this green earth
to do.
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Come on, let's tighten up. She won't
even have to point.
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Listen, I want to ask you something. I'm
putting together some background
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information, you know, for Kuramoto
Toys. I want to show proper respect for
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their Japanese culture, you know. And I
read somewhere that they consider it
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extremely rude to say no.
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Well, actually, that's true.
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Fascinating.
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Fascinating. Now, this no thing, does
that also hold true for Japanese women?
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They might not actually say no, but they
certainly can get across to you that
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they mean no.
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I mean, the thing about Japanese
culture.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I care.
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Writer? How about that?
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I'm writing for a soap opera.
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Soap opera? Yeah, it's called The
Divided Heart. Do y 'all know it? Oh,
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sure. I've seen that show.
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Sorry, dear, but I've never understood
the fascination with all that mindless
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drivel. Oh, but this one's sensational.
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You see, the main character is Brett
Davenport. He's a handsome doctor.
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And he's married to a beautiful lawyer
because...
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She sounds panicky. Oh, dear.
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I hope Nigel hasn't smacked her with the
cat again.
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So, so, so, Mary Beth.
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Fill us in. Fill us in on everything.
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What's it like working on a soap opera?
Oh, it's been great. I've already
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started on my first script.
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I'd read y 'all some of it, but I know
that's not the sort of thing we come to
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the one -to -one club for.
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Oh, Mary Beth. Okay.
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All right.
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This is a scene I just finished between
Samantha, a beautiful, intelligent
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redhead.
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Love it. Good luck and hugs.
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Come to me tonight. I won't tell a soul.
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Mrs. Philbert, do you mind?
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You're breathing a little heavy on my
mohair.
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He can fix it. Oh, yeah, yeah. He fixed
that sink last month. Yeah.
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Blended idea.
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I've got to get home and get the water
turned on. I'll write down my address.
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Here you go.
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And won't you give it to Ben when you
see him?
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I'm sorry to leave you. Don't worry,
Louise. Don't worry. I'll make sure the
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meeting continues.
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Thank you, John.
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You're in charge.
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You can count on me, Louise.
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Your father works at television?
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Oh, no, no, no. Far from it. Daddy runs
the Sunshine Baby Food Company.
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Sunshine Baby Food?
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Aren't they one of the sponsors of the
Divided Hearts?
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Only for the past 22 years.
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Mary Beth, are you saying that your
father is the president of the company
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sponsors the show that just hired you?
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Don't be silly.
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He's the chairman of the board.
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Sorry, thought you guys were done in
here. Oh, Ben, listen, Louise wants you
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go over to her apartment.
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She does? Oh, yeah, she was hoping that
you could take a look at a leaky faucet.
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Here, she left you this.
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Okay, thanks.
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I cannot go on denying my feelings.
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Plumber couldn't fix.
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Oh, dear.
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You did get a message about a leafy
pipe, didn't you?
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Sure.
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I always like to bring flowers and wine
when I come to fix a leaf.
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You'd be surprised how many referrals it
gets me.
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That is so typical.
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Really, I thought it was rather unique,
the way the emeralds play off the time.
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Not the brooch. You.
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I told you I had something important to
talk about, and you go around buying me
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jewelry and think that'll take care of
everything.
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Now, wait a second. Daddy, how could you
do that?
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How could you get that job for me?
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What job?
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The writing job on The Divided Heart, as
if you don't know.
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You told them to hire me because you
didn't think I could get it on my own.
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You don't think I can do anything on my
own.
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You are so wrong, sunshine. Well, I've
always known that someday you were going
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to make it as a writer.
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Remember this?
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What's that?
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It's a Father's Day card.
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You wrote it for me. You made it in the
fourth grade.
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Now go ahead, read it.
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You know why my daddy is so special?
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He put my picture on his baby food.
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By the way, I asked you to take that
down.
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Will you look at my head?
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So when babies eat sunshine baby food,
they grow up strong and healthy.
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Because in every jar is a father's love
for his little girl.
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I am good, aren't I?
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Even back then.
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So, you had nothing to do with my
getting that jar?
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They hired me because they liked my
writing?
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Apparently.
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on my own.
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Daddy, I'm sorry I got so mad at you.
Hey, I'm proud of you.
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You showed me that you can go out and
make it on your own without any help at
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all, you old man.
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Thanks. I'm glad you came by.
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18 choruses.
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Oh,
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you know what this means, don't you?
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John, the woman is singing a completely
ridiculous, inane song about a man and a
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hammer.
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So?
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What else? She's getting hammered.
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Looking forward to some good dirt
tonight.
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Well, since I'm desperate, how's your
love life?
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Okay, John.
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Okay.
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You laughed at me. You squawked at me.
You ridiculed me. And still he comes
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for more.
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You wanted no part of Herkimoho, of
course. You thought it was a big waste
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time.
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Well, you blew it.
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I just booked eight Japanese fat cats
for a tour of the city tomorrow night.
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And listen to this best one I am doing
on these quote -unquote smart
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businessmen. You know what those suckers
are shelling out for this little trip
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around town?
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What?
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Three thousand apiece.
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$8 ,000?
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Venom! $3 ,000? Yes!
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