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Hi, Brad. How are you?
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How are you?
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Will you listen to this guy?
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How are you? You're so considerate.
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You know, John, old buddy, I was
thinking about what good friends we are
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you would do anything for me.
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And you know what else I was thinking?
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Now, you should cut back on your
medication.
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That's funny, John. No, I was thinking
that since the seniors are voting for
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teacher of the year, that you would
maybe hand out these flyers to your
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Coach Derman, educator, humanitarian,
orphan?
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Well, almost.
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My father passed away two years ago. My
mother's on the ropes.
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No, I'm sorry, Bram, but I'm not going
to do your campaigning for you. Oh.
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I get it, John.
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You want to win teacher of the year. You
know, Brad, this may sound strange to
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you, but I don't need a plaque to know
that I'm a good teacher.
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My reward is seeing a kid graduate, go
to college, and make something of
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himself. You've got a sports mentality.
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You know something?
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Competition between teachers isn't very
healthy.
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Yeah, you're right, John.
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Winning isn't everything.
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Well, thanks, John. I needed to hear
that.
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God, how I wish every teacher in this
school felt that way.
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I'd be a shoo -in.
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Winning isn't everything.
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Oh, that's a good one, John. Say hi to
the tooth fairy for me.
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Dear John is filmed before the studio
audience.
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Now, look, Wendy, we've been divorced
for two years now. You got the car, you
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pay for the car repairs.
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I don't care if it needs a new
transmission.
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Now, look, Wendy, Wendy, there is
nothing you can do to make me change my
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No, no, no, nothing. Oh, hi, son.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Of course you're
not going to have to walk six miles to
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school in the freezing rain.
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No, Matthew.
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No, just tell Mommy that Daddy's going
to pay to have the car fixed.
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What?
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She needs a car phone, too?
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Matthew, Matthew, all right, all right.
Just tell Mommy that Daddy will think
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about it.
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I have fresh donuts here. I want
everyone to try one.
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Hey,
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has anyone seen my coffee mug?
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No.
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But why don't we go into this storage
room, turn off all the lights, get down
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our hands and knees, and look for it?
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In many cases, never may explain where
your coffee mug and the coat rack have
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disappeared to. It's as if starting
tonight, a new group is meeting in this
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right before us.
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Oh? What group is that?
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Clip to Maniacs Anonymous.
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Anyone interested in joining, please
sign below with a pen attached for your
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convenience.
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Hi, everybody. Hey, there he is.
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What happened to the boat ride?
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It's a long story, John.
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Listen, I've got a statement to make
right here and right now. If anybody
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me talk about getting remarried, I want
everybody in this group to jump on me
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and beat me to a bloody pulp.
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Shut up, Bob.
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What's tasting you, Biscuit? Oh, Wendy.
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She's driving me crazy.
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She got the car under divorce, and I'm
the one who has to pay for a new
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transmission. Well, that sounds fair to
me. She gets a new transmission, and you
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get the old chef.
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Hello. I'm looking for the 121 Club. And
you found it.
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Louise. I spoke with you today on the
phone. I'm Barry Sindler.
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Oh, right. The one who's going through a
painful, tortuous, devastating...
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gut -wrenching divorce.
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So glad you're here.
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Everybody!
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Hi, Barry!
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Now, Barry, why don't you just sit in
here and tell us a little bit about
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yourself, your marriage, what you do,
etc.
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Well, like I said, my name is Barry, and
as she told you, I'm
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going through a divorce.
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I'm not sure I should even mention what
I do for a living.
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Oh, why not?
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Well, it could be something you've all
had trouble with at one time or another.
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You're a vice cop?
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Mrs. Fedler, please.
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Come on, Barry, we're all friends here.
No one's going to bar you from this
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group because of what you do for a
living.
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Well,
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okay. I'm a divorce lawyer.
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That will be quite enough.
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Let's be civilized.
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This man is asking for our support and
he's going to get it right, everybody.
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Yeah.
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Now, Barry, tell us about your divorce.
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Well... It's been very painful. Good.
John!
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Go ahead, Barry.
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Well... My wife and I have been married
for 13 years.
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We met in San Francisco.
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It was a summer of love, a season of
joy.
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Now I find myself in court doing my best
to completely humiliate and belittle
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her. There's no joy in that.
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Don't we know it.
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Certain amount of professional pride, of
course.
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Look, maybe somebody else should talk
first.
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Well, I had someone here.
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would like to show Barry how our group
functions, how by opening you up and
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sharing, we've been able to get past our
problems and become whole again.
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Ralph!
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There's something that's been bothering
me for a very long time.
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Glad I got that off my chest.
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Tell us what's on your mind tonight.
Louise, we already know what I have on
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mind. Okay.
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My ex -wife uses the car to drive my son
to school and to soccer practice and to
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his music lessons, which, by the way, I
still pay for.
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So why the hell do I have to pay for the
upkeep on that car?
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You pay for the upkeep on your ex
-wife's car? Well, it's in my name.
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She's got the car, but it's in your
name? Well, it has to be, because I pay
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the insurance.
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No offense, John, but guys like me love
seeing guys like you in court. You know,
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the legal profession has a technical
term for people like you.
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Doormat.
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What? Talk about your legal mumbo
-jumbo. Now, wait a minute here. I am
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doormat. For your information, my wife
and I had a very fair settlement. Yeah,
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they split everything right down the
middle. And she took both halves.
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Doormat!
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Dad, if I were you, I'd reopen my
divorce settlement.
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No, thanks.
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I want to put my son through another
divorce.
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Perhaps someone else would like to share
with us.
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Something that doesn't involve name
-calling.
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Just a second.
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Barry, are you saying that if someone
thinks they got a raw deal, they can
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renegotiate their settlement?
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Oh, sure. We do it every day. Hey,
listen.
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If you're bitter about how things turned
out... No, no, I'm not bitter. Why
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should I be bitter?
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Just because I put my husband through
medical school and he dumped me?
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That's a good reason. Damn right.
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But, you know, now I've got a whole new
life.
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I got everything I wanted out of the
divorce.
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Well, good for you. Well, then you got
everything you're entitled to.
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You got your equity stake in his medical
practice. You got IRA investments, at
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least half of his pension plan, right?
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Well, not exactly.
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So, uh, what did you get?
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I got the dining room table.
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I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. She got a
table.
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It was the dining room table.
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Dormat! Just like John.
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Oh, just a second. I've been through my
divorce, and now I'm moving on with my
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life.
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Dormat!
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On the other hand, maybe I should go
after my ex. This has been bothering me
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a really long time.
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Kate, listen. If you want a little legal
help, here's my card.
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You'd do that for me?
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Why, sure, we're all in the same group.
It's like we're family.
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That's right. We're just like the
Simpsons.
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But prettier.
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Boy, I'd love to take that chiseler for
every nickel I've got coming to me.
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Hey, would you listen to yourself?
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I mean, you're suddenly sounding greedy,
uncaring, very petty.
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Well, at least I'm not like you, John,
letting someone like Wendy walk all over
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me.
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I think you're being a little harsh with
John. Oh, Marlowe, she's probably
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right. I do let Wendy walk all over me.
Hey, come on, John. Do not shortchange
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yourself.
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You let everyone walk all over you.
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Hey, John, how's your day going?
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Well, my first... No time for chit
-chat.
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Do you have a tie I can borrow?
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I'm sorry, just the one I have on.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Well, what the hell, I'll take it.
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All right.
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Here. What do you need it for?
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Oh, they're going to announce Teacher of
the Year in a little while, and I just
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thought I should dress up for my
acceptance speech.
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Oh. After all, I'm going to be a role
model for those kids now.
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They're going to look up to me. They're
going to respect me.
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Okay. First, the bunny runs around the
hole. Then the bunny goes down the hole.
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I got it. I got it.
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What?
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It's Lacey. Oh.
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Look,
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I'm glad you're both here. The students
just voted for the Teacher of the Year
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Award, and you two tied for first place.
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Really? We're having a runoff election
next week to decide the winner.
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Good luck to both of you.
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All right!
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We tied!
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I win!
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, come on, John.
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It's no contest. I mean, look who I'm up
against.
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Wait a minute. Are you saying... What
are you saying?
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Are you saying that I'm a doormat?
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You do have a way with words.
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Yeah, well, that's the old John Lacey.
From now on, you're looking at the new
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John Lacey. Oh, come on, John. You know
as well as I do you're not very good at
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going after what you want.
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Now, I wonder where I should hang that
plaque.
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Why don't you hang it right over there?
Because that baby's going to be mine.
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Now give me back my tie.
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What? You heard me. Give me back my tie.
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I'm through being a doorman. Give me
back my tie. Come on.
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John, my tie. I'm beginning to hear
bells ringing.
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Oh, hello, Wendy. I'm glad you called.
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John, the neck. Oh, you got the estimate
from the mechanic, huh? Yeah, that's
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nice. Well, how about this? I'm not
going to send you a check. No.
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Oh, the carburetor, too. The choke.
Check the choke. Yeah, but if you can't
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afford it, get out of the car and fix it
yourself.
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What are you staring at?
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All right, everybody,
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settle down, settle down.
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I hope you all read chapters one through
six of The Grapes of Wrath like you
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were supposed to, because we're about to
have a pop quiz.
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I am well aware of the fact that I am up
for Teacher of the Year.
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and that this isn't something a fun
teacher would do.
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But I'm not going to pander to any one
of you.
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Nice haircut. I like it very much.
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All right, I'll put your books under
your chairs.
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Hi.
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Hi, John.
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Hey, gang.
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Hey, gang.
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All right, what are you doing here?
Look, just take a minute.
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Okay, listen up.
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Everybody in my nutrition class will be
meeting today.
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At Peppy's Taco Hut.
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Peppy's Taco Hut. Yeah, I'm going to
teach them about the perils of junk
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By the way, the first 20 students there
get free nachos.
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Thank you. Thank you, Coach Cholesterol.
Now, if you don't mind, we're in the
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middle of a pop quiz.
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Ooh, another one?
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You kids hang in there. And just
remember, Coach Derman here is always
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for you. That's Derman.
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Derman. Dermot!
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Dermot! Dermot! Dermot!
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Dermot! Dermot! Dermot! Dermot! Dermot!
Dermot! Dermot! Dermot! Dermot! Dermot!
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Dermot! Dermot! Dermot! Dermot! Dermot!
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Dermot!
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Dermot!
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Dermot!
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By what name did Steinbeck refer to
those poor people from Oklahoma who
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to California?
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Okie dokie? You got that one?
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Next question.
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What was the main highway they took from
Oklahoma to California?
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And I'm not going to give you 66 minutes
to answer that question.
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No matter how hard you root.
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All right, I guess that's enough
questions for one quiz.
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Lacey, Lacey,
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Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
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against my ex -husband. I'm going to
make him squirm. I'm finally going to
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even with that slug. Get me in, Kate.
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Hi. Oh, good evening, John.
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Kirk tells me you're being considered
for Teacher of the Year. Please, please.
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don't want to talk about that stupid
award. I don't want to think about it. I
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don't even want to hear it mentioned.
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If you want to win, you got to go with
what's in. You got to give the kids what
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they like.
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Noise.
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Get it, Ralphie.
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John, but if you stop too fast, you can
break your tongue.
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John, if you've already won teacher of
the year, why didn't you just say so?
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Because, Louise, I am ashamed of myself.
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I actually gave my students the answer
to a test. Well, right, John.
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That was my fallback play. Oh, Kirk, you
don't understand.
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I'm a teacher. I compromise myself for
the sake of a meaningless award.
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Well, I've compromised myself for a lot
less.
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A turkey dinner and a sailor's hat.
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Now I'm just going to have to go in
there on Monday morning and
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refuse that award.
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How did I let myself get into this?
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I believe it had something to do with
not wanting to be a doormat.
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Yeah, it was that lawyer.
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Did I ever listen to that blood -sucking
legal leech? John!
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Barry is not a leech. He's a very nice
man who's helping me handle the case
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against my ex -husband. Now, he's a
leech. Oh, come on, Kate.
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Wise up. He's not interested in helping
you. He's only interested in his fee.
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Ah, well, that's where you're wrong,
John. Barry hasn't charged me a dime.
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He said we're like family.
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Hello, everyone.
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Hi, Barry.
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Oh, Kate. Just the person I wanted to
see.
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Am I interrupting?
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I knew we haven't started yet.
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Good. Kate.
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I looked over your case, and let me give
you the upside.
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It looks pretty good.
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Hear that?
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Looks pretty good.
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Now, before you get too excited, let me
give you the downside.
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Hear that?
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There's a downside.
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Your ex has a pretty good lawyer. Okay,
a real shark. I've never beaten him in
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court, so I figure I'm due. How about
that? You're due.
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But, of course, these things can take
time.
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Ask him how long.
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How long? Not long. Four, five years
tops.
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Five years? That's an awful long time to
be tied up in court.
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That's a long time to be tied up
anywhere.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Ginger! Yeah, up here.
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I'll be down in a minute.
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My wife.
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Ah, too risky. Her damn lawyer wanted me
to open all my books, reveal all my
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assets. The only thing I'd have left is
the mini mall in Orlando.
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It's in my girlfriend's name.
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So, Kate, what do you say?
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Want me to start filing the papers?
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Oh, I don't know, Barry. Five years is
an awful lot of time.
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It's not time spent, Kate.
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It's time invested.
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Invested in your integrity, your
dignity, your self -esteem.
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It's something you owe yourself.
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Now, Kate, you're not going to be alone
on this.
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I'm going to be right there fighting
side by side with you.
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What do you say?
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All right, I'll do it.
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Good. Well, we can get started as soon
as you write me a check for my $4 ,000
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retainer. $4 ,000?
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Barry, I don't have $4 ,000.
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Oh.
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Well, then we better forget the whole
thing.
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Yeah, you really didn't have much of a
case anyway.
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Barry, what kind of person are you? How
can you charge Kate $4 ,000 when you
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said you were going to treat her like
family?
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Hey, hey, hey, I am. That's the same
deal I gave my mother when I did her
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divorce.
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She must be one proud parent.
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Oh, so now we hear from Mr.
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Dormant. Wait a minute, Barry. That's
quite enough name -calling, you snake.
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John Lacey is a man of integrity.
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He's sensitive to the needs of others
and he believes in being fair. And that,
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Barry, is a real man, not a doormat.
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Yes.
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Thank you, Louise, for reminding me
about something important that I'd
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forgotten.
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I am a fair man.
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I don't know what the hell I was worried
about.
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Excuse me, there's something I have to
take care of.
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You know, John and I are so much alike.
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Whenever someone says something nice
about me, I get so excited I have to go
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the bathroom, too.
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Get me right down, Ginger!
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Now, Kate, listen, if my fee's a real
problem for you, maybe we could have a
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quiet little dinner sometime and work
out some other arrangement.
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She's going to kill me.
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I don't know why. It's under his
girlfriend's name.
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Okay, Kate. Okay, that's it. Okay,
you've got two hours of consultation.
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my bill.
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Sue me.
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Just like my mother.
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I'm sorry, Wendy. Maybe I did come on a
little too strong about the car repairs.
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I would like to be fair.
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Yeah, I'll tell you what. I'll pay for
half of the transmission.
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I'll send you a check today.
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What?
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What about the plumbing?
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Well, why the hell should I have to pay
for that?
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Now, look, as I remember, I haven't set
foot in that house since you threw me
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out.
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Now, Wendy, Wendy, don't do this. Wendy,
Wendy, don't do this. I'm warning...
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Hi, son.
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Next, as an illegal alien seeks
sanctuary, Shannon works against the
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flush out a corrupt corporate executive
and prevent his client's deportation on
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the season finale of Shannon's Deal.
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And Sunday night, Raymond Burr is Perry
Mason in the case of The Silent Singer,
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starring L .A. Law's Alan Rachins,
Vanessa Williams, and Tim Reed.
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Sunday night, only on NBC.
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these home videos have to be legitimate.
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So fake your fool as good as you can,
all right?
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Okay. Here's your banana peel.
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You ready?
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Okay.
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fake a better fool than that.
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See, Greg, I don't know about this. What
if I break my leg? All the better.
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Code Video Hijinks loves that stuff,
Ralphie. Last week, they gave $10 ,000
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this woman who sent in a videotape of
her husband getting shot in the stomach
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a cannon.
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That was on America's Most Wanted.
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What's the difference? It was still
funny.
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Come on, Ralphie. Let's try that fool
again, all right?
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Okay, and this time, think real.
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