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By the time...
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only for a studio audience.
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No, I didn't mean Molly was dead dead. I
meant dead like out of my
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life. Oh, for crying out loud.
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Yeah. I guess it's like you guys said.
I'm better off without her.
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Oh, that's good, Jonas.
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We were really worried.
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Oh, so don't forget, everybody.
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Next Wednesday night, 6 .30, cocktail
party at my place so you can all meet
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I can't wait to meet her, John. Yeah, I
gotta tell you, she's the best thing
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that's happened to me in a long time.
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I just wish that sometimes she would
forget that she's a periodontist. You
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because the other night at the movies,
in the middle of this real hot love
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scene, she leans over and whispers in my
ear, Michelle Pfeiffer has a bad bite.
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By the way, Jan has a terrific bite.
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Yeah, sure is great to have a woman that
cares about you, isn't it, John?
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Yeah.
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Not that lonely old me would know.
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Oh,
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Ralph, you're still heartbroken over
Molly, aren't you?
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Don't worry.
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You'll find somebody else to love you.
Of course you will. It takes time.
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You just have to have patience.
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God, do you have to have patience.
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That place was the pits. I'm never
letting you pick the restaurant again.
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Man, I would kill... for a cigarette.
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Jackie, will you just chill out?
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What are you trying to say, that I'm
irritable? I wish. You said goodbye to
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irritable miles ago.
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You're just mad because I won't sleep
with you.
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Will you cool it, please? I have a
reputation to protect here.
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People around here think of me as, you
know, a sexual god.
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People like who?
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People like me.
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It's starting to get on my nerves. Well,
maybe you'd like it if I just
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disappeared. Maybe I would. Then maybe I
will. Fine. Good.
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I know this doesn't have anything to do
with our group, but I have something I
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have to talk to you about. I'm sorry I'm
late. Hello, Kurt.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Louise, maybe I can help you.
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Did you file a return?
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Of course I did.
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In that case, I can't help you.
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Louise, don't worry about it.
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Everything's going to work out fine.
Just relax.
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Yeah. All you have to do is go down
there with an air of confidence, dressed
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a simple yet dignified outfit. Maybe a
string of pearls, nothing flashy.
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Just show the auditor your receipts and
tell him you have nothing to hide.
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If that doesn't work, lose the bra.
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What have we here?
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Size six beige pumps.
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Those are my receipts. I know.
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And you have the smallest feet I've
audited all day.
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Please, just relax.
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Oh, I can't help it. I'm just too
nervous.
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Well, don't be.
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Try to keep a positive attitude.
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Now, shall we take a look at this little
return of yours, huh?
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Nothing. It's nothing.
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Oh,
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it appears.
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is that we have an LKW -147K. Oh, my
God, what's that? What's going to happen
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me? I'm just a single mother who works
her fingers to the bone to raise a small
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child. I am not a criminal.
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Am I?
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No, no, of course you're not. In fact,
according to my calculations,
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we owe you $467.
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sense of humor.
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You mean I can't?
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No. Of course you can.
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Look, I hope you won't think that I'm
being forward or taking advantage of my
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position, Miss Mercer, but I would love
to have dinner with you tonight.
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Call me Walter, Miss Mercer.
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Louise.
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And I'd love to have dinner with you,
Walter.
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Great. We'll celebrate your refund.
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Now, where would you like to go, Louise?
Well, call me old -fashioned, but I
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always think it's the man's place to
make that decision.
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Good. Then I'll decide.
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Now, would you like me to decide on
Italian, Mexican, French?
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How about Chinese?
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Settle. If you want Chinese, that's my
decision. We'll go Chinese.
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Oh, I just love a man who takes charge.
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So, Cantonese or Mandarin?
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Surprise me.
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I'll try.
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Now, I have your address there. What
time would you like me to pick you up?
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Eight o 'clock.
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That would have been my choice.
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Louise, I have a feeling that our
meeting today was kismet.
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Well... This has been quite an
afternoon. Not only am I getting a
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met a most charming gentleman.
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I can't tell you how much I'm looking
forward to this evening, Walter.
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Not half as much as I am.
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Louise?
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Well, uh, ta -ta. Oh, I almost forgot.
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God bless you!
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Hey, look, I'm sorry you can't come up.
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Well, you have to live with your
grandmother.
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I do not live with my grandmother. She's
just visiting me.
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All right, you want to come up, come up.
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No, forget it.
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Good night.
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See you tomorrow.
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Yeah, okay.
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Look, what is your problem?
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You're my problem. I love you and I want
to live with you.
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Yeah?
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Well, I love you and I want to live with
you too.
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You play frisbee? I can't tell you how
many people just walk up to me and say,
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where did you find him? He's adorable.
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Jan, cut it out.
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I'm blushing.
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I was telling him about my Doberman.
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I'm sorry.
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Louise, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask. How
did your audit come out?
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Swimmingly. I even got a refund.
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A refund. No kidding. That's great.
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You really stuck it to those jerks down
at the IRS.
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Get what's coming to them.
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Actually, Walter here did my audit.
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Don't you think I knew that?
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More wine, anyone?
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Oh, Kate.
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I'd like you to meet Danny and Donnie.
Donnie. Danny.
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Whatever.
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This is Kate McCarron.
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Hi, it's nice meeting both of you.
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Mary Beth, would you excuse us for just
a moment, please?
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Mary Beth, I appreciate what you're
trying to do by bringing two guys to the
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party, but I don't want you to worry
about me because I'm okay.
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Oh, that's good.
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Because I don't want to offer you one
until I can tell them apart.
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Oh, and this must be Jan.
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Yeah. Hi, Jan. Jan, could I talk to you
in the bedroom for a minute? I've got a
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problem. A big problem. No, no, no. Hold
it, Kirk.
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I have a rule.
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I don't allow myself to be dragged into
a bedroom by a man with a problem.
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Come on, Jan, please. All right, all
right. I'll be right in, okay? I've got
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put out some more wine for my guests.
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Oh, Tom, would you mind getting me
another glass of club soda, please?
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Tom's very quiet, isn't he, Mrs.
Philbert?
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That's the way I like him.
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I've had my share of screamers.
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Great party, John.
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Yes,
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well, they love you. They think you're
perfect.
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But they're just a bunch of pushovers.
Me, I'm a lot harder to please.
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But a lot easier to pushover.
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Oh,
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would you get that for me, hon? Yeah.
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Hello?
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Yes, he is. May I say he's calling?
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Wendy?
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As an ex -wife, Wendy?
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This is Jan.
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Yes, as in present girlfriend Jan.
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They're just crazy about your onion dip.
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John, it's Wendy. I'll call her back
later.
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Oh, John, you're so lucky to have found
somebody like Jan. Yeah, she's smart,
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she's beautiful, and she's talking to
Wendy?
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Really, Wendy, I didn't know that about
John.
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How often does it happen?
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I'll take that call, thank you.
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John, you are so cute when you're in
trouble.
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Can I get you something, Miss McCarron?
Oh, please, call me Kate. And no thank
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you, Walter.
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How about you, sweetheart?
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He's so considerate.
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Maybe a glass of white wine?
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Chablis or Chardonnay?
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Definitely the Chablis.
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Unless you'd rather have the Chardonnay.
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Let's go with the red wine.
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That would be my choice.
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Cabernet or Burgundy.
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Okay, Kirk. What is it?
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John, um, you gotta understand.
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You know Jackie?
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Jackie? Yeah. Yeah, right. Well, she's
important to me.
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Yeah. Well, what I'm trying to say,
John, is Jackie and I are going to
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live together.
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What? That's great. That's wonderful.
Congratulations.
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Hey, come on. Let's tell everybody else.
Oh, no, no, no. There's nothing to
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celebrate yet because, well, now she's
come up with all these conditions. Like
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she won't even sleep with me until I get
a blood test.
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Well, she just wants to be careful.
Yeah, I know, but she wants more than
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blood test, John. Get this... Hi, John.
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Hi, Rob.
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Rob, you finally got here. Yeah, I'm
sorry I was late, but I wouldn't miss a
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chance to meet Jan for the world.
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Well, gotta go.
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Wait a minute.
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You just got here.
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Where are you going?
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Ah, back to the tunnel. They really come
down on us when we leave the toll booth
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unattended.
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Sheesh, bureaucrats.
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Look, uh, Kirk...
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I got a party going on. I got to get
back to my guest. Just tell me, what
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does Jackie want from you?
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She wants a list of all the women I've
slept with in the last three months.
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Well, you know, this is the 90s. I mean,
you can't be too safe. So just give her
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a list of all the women you slept with.
John, come on. Get in the bathroom. I
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don't want anybody to hear this.
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Kirk. Kirk. Kirk.
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What's the big deal? I can't give her a
list.
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The reason I can't give her a list of
the women I've slept with is there isn't
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list.
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What?
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John, I don't want this to get around,
but for the last three months, my love
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boat has been in dry dock.
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Your boat's in dry dock?
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You mean to sit there and tell me that
you haven't been with a woman in three
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months?
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Sorry.
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who haven't scored in a while, so just
tell Jackie that. What are you, out of
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your mind? What kind of wuss is she
going to think I am?
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I forgot to tell you.
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Great party. Bye.
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Yeah, all right. See you around.
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So, John, I need a favor.
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Do you have any women that you've slept
with who wouldn't mind saying they slept
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with me?
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You don't have any women who would admit
to sleeping with you. What makes you
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think that I do?
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Thanks a lot, John.
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Some friend.
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I don't need your help.
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I've got other options.
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Yo, Ralph, wait up. I need a favor. Oh,
Kirk.
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Desperate times go for desperate
measures.
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I'm sorry you didn't bring Jackie
tonight.
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I was really looking forward to meeting
her. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Ms.
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McCarron. I know what you're doing. You
didn't have a date tonight, so you're
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hitting on me.
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Ah, Kirk, the elevator is here.
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Hoping Jackie would change you. But, you
know, you're still the same self
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-centered, despicable, sleazy... Hey,
I'm sorry.
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Hey, put your money away, will you? I'm
spoken for.
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It was so nice to meet you.
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Bye, John. Bye, Mary Beth.
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Loved your day out.
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We had a lovely time. Thanks.
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Louise, what do you say we go catch a
movie?
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Well, I've been dying to catch that new
French film that's playing around the
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corner. Sounds great.
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Or we could rent a movie, go back to my
place and build a fire.
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That sounds good, too, Walter.
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Nice of you guys to drop by.
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You want to use firewood or presto log?
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Anything, Walter. Any damn thing.
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They're all very nice.
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Yeah. Too bad they stayed so long.
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You're mad at me, aren't you? I'm not
mad.
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It's just... It's that phone call from
Wendy, isn't it? I thought you said that
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she was out of your life. She is.
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Well, does she call you a lot?
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Jan, in all the years since we've been
divorced, she's probably only called me
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three or four times.
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A week.
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Cops.
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And I was worried.
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Honestly, Jan, I'm completely over her.
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Do you mean it?
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Want me to get a Bible and swear on it?
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Yes.
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Okay. I think there's one next to the
bed in the nightstand.
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Well, come on. I'll help you look for
it. Well, this might take a while.
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We're not going to turn the lights on.
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See you next week.
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Yeah, I'll see you.
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And now, just because I left a stupid
arm up, I have to work the next three
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weekends for nothing.
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returned any of my calls.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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I think you and I should have a little
talk.
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You want to break up with me, don't you?
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It's okay. It happens to me all the
time.
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Now, would you like to never see me
again or would you like to still be
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Because I can go either way.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Walter, why don't we go somewhere and
talk?
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I'd like that, Louise.
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If you would.
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Good night, Kirk.
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Okay, good night.
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I'll tell you what, Louise.
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Why didn't you let me take you to
dinner?
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If that's your decision, Walter.
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Of course, there's always Mexican.
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Or Italian.
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Where would you like to go, Louise?
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I'm going home. You can go fly a bloody
kite.
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That wouldn't have been my choice.
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Hi, sorry I'm late. Smoke enters ran a
little long tonight. No problem.
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You look nice.
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Thank you.
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You hungry?
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Yeah. Want to go grab a bite to eat?
Great. You can give me your list at
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What list?
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The list of all the women you've been
with, remember? Oh, right. That list.
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Well, my attorney told me I shouldn't
reveal any names because it might upset
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too many celebrities.
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Come on, we gotta talk.
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What? What? What? What? What?
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Look, if you and I are gonna live
together, we gotta be straight with each
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other. I brought you my list.
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I don't care what's on this list. I
don't even want to see this list,
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Come on.
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Let's just forget the whole thing. We
trust each other.
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Cora, please.
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What? Now, look. I don't care how many
women you've been with in the last three
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months, as long as I can check them out.
Now, give me the names.
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Suppose.
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Just suppose I said that there wasn't
anyone.
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That's it. I'm out of here. Okay, okay,
okay.
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It was.
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One.
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Start writing.
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Okay, but this goes against my grain as
a gentleman.
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I like to kiss and tell.
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So, who's Kate McCarron?
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think you can't sink any lower? You
managed to find a new bottom.
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I'm going to kill you. No, no, no, Kate,
Kate, Kate, no, no, come on, come on,
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Kate. You're not going to kill anybody.
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You're right.
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First, I'm going to make him walk funny.
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Where are the scissors?
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