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by the time you
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suggested you go to a sperm bank. You
haven't said two words to me. Oh, yes, I
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have. I said, hell no.
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Call the elevator, please.
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Oh, John, isn't this an adorable little
baby?
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Hell no.
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Oh, this little guy's going to college,
all right.
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Every week, my husband and I put in some
money in a special account for his
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education. What a coincidence.
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Wendy, he was just telling me to go down
to the bank and make a deposit for our
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baby. Good night.
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John, I know you're mad at me, but I
want to have another child while I still
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can. And I want you to be the father.
That way, Matthew would have a real
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brother or sister.
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Here's Amber's sperm bank.
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How does Matthew feel about us having
another baby?
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Well, he said it would...
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be a very sensible idea he did actually
he said it would be john
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look probably the most important thing
i'll ever ask you to do for me
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will you just think about it
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that's him
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you think my baby's ugly
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Hell no.
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Oh, Kate.
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How was your big date?
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Oh, I've had it with men.
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This guy took me to a really elegant
restaurant.
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Said how drawn he was to my spiritual
side.
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Then he grabbed my thigh.
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Funny. That's my spiritual side, too.
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between John and Wendy? No, not yet.
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Wouldn't it be romantic if those two
actually got back together again?
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Yeah. They say love is lovelier the
second time around.
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Baloney. I went through that with one of
my ex -husbands.
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Oh, the first time around was heaven.
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What happened the second time around?
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They kicked us off the Ferris wheel.
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What is the big secret?
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Come on. What happened with you and
Wendy?
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Yes, we're dying to hear. What's the
latest poop?
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Did you two decide to have a baby?
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Yes, as a matter of fact, we did.
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All right, John, so tell me, what
happened? You two went to bed and... If
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must know, Kirk, we never actually made
it to the bed.
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Oh, all right, John.
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Ouch on the couch.
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Nothing happened on the couch. Oh, even
better.
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A little hug on the rug?
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A little smile on a tile?
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A little rolium on the linoleum?
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Did you hour in the shower?
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All right.
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Just knock it off.
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Wendy and I didn't do anything anywhere.
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I can't believe you people. Somebody
says baby and right away you all think
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sex.
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There are a lot of ways of getting
pregnant without sex, you know.
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I'm afraid we're not quite following
you, John.
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Oh, yeah, John. Don't tell us you still
believe that toilet seat stuff.
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For your information, I happened to come
up with the perfect solution.
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Thanks to modern science.
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Oh, do tell us, Dr.
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Frankenstein.
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I went to a sperm bank.
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John, John, I can't believe this.
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All the fruit in this city just right
for the picking, and you canned your own
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peaches?
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Yes.
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That's right, yes.
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I know, it sounds a little, uh...
Lonely?
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Thank you, Kate.
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Look, Wendy and I both realize it'd be
very complicated if we slept together
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again, and having a baby, my baby, is
very important to her.
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And this way, Matthew can have a real
brother or sister.
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You're so considerate.
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Any woman would be proud to have you as
an ex -husband.
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Thank you, Mary Beth. Anyway, I went
down to this place yesterday and made
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a donation.
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That way, Wendy can use it whenever
she's ready.
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I mean, it's really very simple.
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It's very easy.
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You know.
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No regrets, no commitments, no emotional
ties.
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No emotional ties.
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John, are you sure you're not clinging
to some glimmer of hope that this baby
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will bring you and Wendy back together
again? No, no, no. Wendy made it
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perfectly clear that this is strictly an
arrangement.
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Yeah, but how is this going to work?
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Well... I mean, there must be a lot of
legal ramifications involved in an
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arrangement like this.
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Well, actually... What do you mean?
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Well, for instance...
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How often will Wendy let John see the
baby? Yeah. And?
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What about child support?
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Well, two children. I imagine John will
be paying double.
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Oh, yeah, and what happens if Wendy
remarries? Who's the child's legal
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I guess John is the legal father.
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That's right. Wait a minute. Sorry. Wait
a minute.
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John went to a sperm bank.
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He may only be the jaw's legal father.
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Oh, come on, everybody.
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Give John some credit. To enter into
something as important as this without a
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formal agreement, the man would have to
be a complete idiot.
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Excuse me.
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John is no idiot.
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That's true.
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Gee, this is so involved.
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Wendy must want that baby real bad.
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I can understand.
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She must hear her biological clock
ticking.
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I thought I heard mine ticking last
night.
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Thank God it was just post -nasal drip.
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Oh, come on, Wendy, pick up.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, Mom. I
wish there was something I could do to
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help. Mom, hold on. I've got someone on
the other line.
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Hello? Oh, hi, John.
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Listen, Wendy, can we get together
tomorrow and talk?
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Oh, tomorrow's bad, John. I'm being
inseminated.
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I've got Mom on the other line. Can I
call you back? No, no, no. You cannot
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me back. And what do you mean you're
being inseminated tomorrow?
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What's the big rush?
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Well, the doctor has to do it while I'm
fertile, and tomorrow's the day.
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Well, you can be fertile on another day.
Look, we have to talk.
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I just realized there are a lot of
things that still need to be settled.
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John, everything is settled.
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You made the donation. I'm going to have
the baby.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got Mom
on long distance. It's very important.
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She's having trouble with her roses
again.
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Wendy, you're not listening to me.
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Do you want me to call up that place and
tell them not to give you my sperm?
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John, it's not yours anymore. The
account is in my name.
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Are you trying to tell me that if I call
them up and ask them for my squiggly
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little things back to me, that they
wouldn't give them to me?
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Excuse me. I'm going to be quite a long
time on this phone call.
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Wendy!
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John, look.
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Now, I'm not going to argue about this.
I'm doing it tomorrow, and that's it.
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Now, I'll call you when the rabbit dies.
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Wendy!
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Well, Mom, sorry to keep you waiting.
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Damn!
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Damn, damn, damn!
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John, John.
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Maybe I can help.
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times, you've just got to be tough.
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Hi, guys. Oh, I am late.
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Ralphie. We were just discussing John
and Wendy.
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Oh, oh. Are they going to get back
together and have a baby?
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Yes and no.
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Huh?
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Ralphie, do the words artificial
insemination mean anything to you? Are
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kidding? If it wasn't for artificial
insemination, I wouldn't be here today.
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Really, Ralphie? You've never told us
that before.
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Yeah, well, it's not something I'm proud
of.
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You know how embarrassing it is to be
pulled out of a lake in front of 200
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campers and have some counselor do that
to you?
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Ralph,
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I think you're talking about artificial
respiration.
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What are you talking about?
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I'll be... John told us he went to a
sperm bank.
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I thought my story was embarrassing.
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All right, let's get it over with.
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I am an idiot. I did not have a formal
arrangement with Wendy.
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Idiot.
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Tomorrow she's going to be inseminated,
whether I like it or not.
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I just called the people down at the
bank, and I asked them if I could please
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have my sperm back, and they said no.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You asked them?
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Yeah.
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John, in case you haven't noticed, this
is America.
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We got a frontier tradition to uphold.
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Did Horace Greeley say, go west, young
man?
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please?
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Did Marshal Dillon say, come out with
your hands up, please?
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Did the Lone Ranger say, hi -ho, silver,
please?
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John, sometimes you gotta hop on your
horse and take matters into your own
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hands. And I'll tell you something else,
partner.
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You're not going to be riding into Sperm
City alone.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Are you with us, Ralphie? You bet.
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I'm with my buddy, John, 100%. All the
way, do or die.
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Where are we going, Kirk?
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Butch said to Sundance, it's a great day
to rob a bank.
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What? Come on, Kimisabi.
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Let's go round up your silver bullets.
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All right, let's go.
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Anybody home?
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We stick to our story. Right.
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What story?
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Oh, we forgot to tell you.
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You forced us to rob this place against
our will.
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Thanks a lot, Kirk.
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What are you thanking him for? It was my
idea.
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Oh, I don't believe this. Not only am I
robbing a sperm bank, but I'm doing it
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with Moe and Curly.
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All right, Ruffy.
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Why don't you go be the lookout and let
us know if somebody's coming? Okay.
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If I see somebody coming, what should I
say?
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You might try, somebody's coming.
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He's done this before.
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This is it.
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The door's locked. All right.
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Give me a handkerchief, John.
Handkerchief? Yeah. Come here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't leave fingerprints, right? No.
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God only knows the kind of hands that
touch this thing.
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I think I can open this with a credit
card.
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John, give me a credit card.
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I hope you know what you're doing.
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Couldn't qualify for the gold.
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All right.
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Spin back and watch a master at work.
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Sorry, John.
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I guess it doesn't take American
Express.
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You idiot.
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The pot with my name on it is still on
the door.
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Now what I'm going to do, Mr. Master at
work, we've got to break the door down.
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Kirk, we cannot break the door down.
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Suit yourself.
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It's either that or tomorrow morning
little John Lacey Jr. goes on his first
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hunt.
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We've got to break the door down. Let's
go.
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Are you ready? Yeah.
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One. Two.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're going to break down the door.
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Oh, sorry.
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How the hell did you get in here?
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Oh, I thought I heard somebody coming,
so I ducked in the back way.
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It was unlocked?
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No, I used a credit card.
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Yes, it's gold.
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So, uh, where do they keep the stuff?
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In the tanks.
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Now, look, that's liquid nitrogen, so
don't touch it.
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Now, you two keep watch, and I gotta
find my file number.
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What's this?
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Um, Ralphie, if I'm not mistaken, that's
where the guy goes to, uh...
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It's called the deposit closet.
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Thanks.
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John, come on. I got very important
places to go, people to see here. Let's
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take all night.
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Oh, look at this. A VCR.
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Complete with motivational tapes.
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Helga does Holland.
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John, take your time.
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Kellerman, Kelly, Kurtz, Lacey.
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There we go. Seven, two, one, three.
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Seven, two, one, three. Seven, two, one,
three.
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Seven, two, one.
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I'm not going until I get what I came
for.
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Seven, two, one, three, seven, two.
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Yeah, there's my baby.
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Come to papa.
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All right, freeze.
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Now listen, I can explain it.
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Thank God you are here.
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This man forced us to come down here
against our will.
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Oh, come on. Are these handcuffs really
necessary? Hey, just relax, okay, until
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your ex -wife gets here.
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And the bank is going to leave it up to
her whether or not to press charges.
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After all, it was her property you
broke.
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Okay, thanks, Sarge.
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Well, we spoke to the Pentagon.
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They said they never heard of you.
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Never heard of me.
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Right.
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Yes. That is the national security code
for let him go immediately.
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Keep in touch, fellas.
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Cute.
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Right.
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Wendy, well, it's about time.
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I would have been here sooner, but I
wasn't sure how to dress for a breaking
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entering party.
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You made a good selection.
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Wendy, would you tell these nice
officers that you're not going to press
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charges, please?
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Okay, John, I won't press charges.
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On one condition.
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Condition? What condition?
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That you replace the donation that you
ruined. No, forget it. Forget it.
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Absolutely not. I'm not going to go back
to that room again. I'd rather go to
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jail.
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Book him.
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Oh, no.
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John, John.
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I know you're a busy man, but what is a
couple of minutes out of your day?
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Time well spent, John. You can learn
all...
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Officer, could I talk to him for a
minute, please?
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Sure.
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Okay, John, maybe you're right. Maybe
this isn't the best way for us to have
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another baby.
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Let's go back to your place. Now, Wendy,
Wendy, we should not be trying to have
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a baby that way either. Why not? We had
Matthew that way.
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Well, that was different. We were young,
we were happy, we were in love.
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But I don't love you anymore.
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Well, that's the first time I've been
able to say that.
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I don't love you anymore.
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Congratulations, John, but I'm not
asking you to love me.
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Look, Matthew's almost in high school.
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Then he's going to go off to college,
graduate, and never come home again.
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I love being a mother, but pretty soon
I'm not going to have anybody to be a
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mother to.
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I'm sorry, Wendy, but it's too late. No
matter what you say, I can't do this.
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Damn it, Lacey, I should have got you in
bed when I had the chance.
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Yes, now could you get these things off
me, please?
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Oh, sure, John, in a minute. What are
you doing?
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I've always wondered, what's it like in
here anyway? Oh, come on, stop that,
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Wendy. Wendy, will you stop? Wendy!
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