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The time.
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As I come to group every week and I walk
down that hall, do you know what
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strikes me again and again?
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The blonde from SmokeEnders?
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Wrong.
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What strikes me is how blessed I am to
be part of a support group.
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I mean, what are we all about?
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Sharing, right?
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And since I've been holding back for a
long time, I thought it was... Finally
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time that I shared something with all of
you.
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Well, that's wonderful, Kirk. Isn't it,
everybody?
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We're touched that you're here to share,
Kirk.
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How much is it going to cost us?
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How much is it going to cost you?
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How much is it going to cost you? Not as
much as you might think.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our very own
timeshare in Fort Lauderdale.
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Come on! It's a great idea. We could all
chip in and buy one of these babies.
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Come on. Yeah, and just how much are you
going to chip in?
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Okay. Okay.
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If it'll make you feel any better, I'll
give up my commission.
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You mean you won't be a brigadier
general anymore?
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Well, since we're all present or
accounted for, why don't we begin?
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Wait. John's not here.
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John Colton said he wouldn't be coming
tonight.
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Why not?
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sexual problems.
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dependency on a support group?
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That's the dumbest thing I've heard in
the two years I've been coming here.
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You know, I can't imagine myself
spending a Friday night without the
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know what you mean.
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I came here tonight instead of going to
a party on Donald Trump's yacht.
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Does that mean I'm addicted?
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No, dear, it means you're crazy.
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Important things to do tonight.
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Number one.
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Outline a lesson plan for next
semester's English class.
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Number two.
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Number two.
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Number one. Lesson plan for next
semester's English class.
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Writing an essay.
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Okay, our topic will be... My
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most
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memorable birthday.
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That would make a great short story.
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Yeah.
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My Most Memorable Birthday by John
Lacey.
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The July sun shone brightly through my
window on the morning of my sixth
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birthday, the day my father was to take
me to see my first Yankee game.
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Boy, I was so excited. I got my mitt,
and I got my hat, and I got the mumps.
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So, instead of me, my father took my
Uncle Lou, and I had to stay at home in
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and listen to Mel Allen on the radio
telling me everything I was missing.
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It's the bottom of the ninth. Two on,
two out.
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The Yankees down by a run.
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Mickey Mantle steps to the plate.
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He digs in.
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And the wind -up. And the pitch.
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home from the game with the biggest
surprise the kid could get.
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A baseball autographed by Mickey Mantle
himself.
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And not just any ball, the one he hits
for the homer to win that game.
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Talk about a birthday present.
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Hi, Dad.
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Yeah. Uh, fine.
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Yeah, I was just sitting around home
having a great time, and I was just
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wondering... Huh?
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One -to -one club?
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Yeah, well, I decided not to go tonight.
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I mean, it's not like I'm addicted to
that club or anything.
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Listen, Dad, remember that baseball that
you caught at Yankee Stadium on my
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sixth birthday?
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Well, what ever happened to it?
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What?
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How the hell can you throw away a ball
that was autographed by Mickey Mantle?
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Dad?
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Dad, what's so funny?
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You bought the ball at Woolworth's on
the way home from the game?
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Well, then who autographed it?
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Uncle Lou?
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Yes, I did. I did believe that story all
these years.
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Funny.
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Yeah, yeah, I guess. It's real funny.
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Sure.
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Anyway, Dad, how's it going with... Huh?
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Oh, yeah, tonight's your bowling night.
I forgot, yeah. Well, don't let me keep
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you.
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No, I understand.
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Yeah.
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I'll call you later.
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Bye.
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Important thing to do tonight, number
two.
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Uncle Lou?
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That moron can barely write. his own
name.
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Okay, Ralph, maybe I haven't missed a
meeting in two years, but for your
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information, I've been late.
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Twice.
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Come to think of it, I've been here
practically every Friday night myself.
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Please, Kirk, we're depressed enough.
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Well, it appears that John has opened an
interesting can of...
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Speaking of worms, did I show you guys
the picture of the bait shop
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located right next to our timeshare?
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You know, maybe it wouldn't hurt each of
us to follow John's lead and miss a
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group meeting now and then.
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Oh. Yeah. Maybe we could take turns
starting next week.
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to do that for a month.
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Important thing to do, number nine.
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Number nine.
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lady tonight.
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Hi,
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Bonnie. Sorry you're not home. It's John
Lacey.
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We met the other night at Clancy's bar,
and I was just wondering if you'd like
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to get together with me, why don't you
just give me a call?
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You got my matchbook.
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Oh, I love that message of yours.
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That's a great Cindy Lauper impression.
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a boring message.
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Hello, sweetheart.
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John's not home right now.
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Leave a message and he'll get back to
you.
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Maybe not today.
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Maybe not tomorrow.
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But until he does, here's listening to
you, kid.
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I thought I told you never to play that
song.
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mean the two people can't share a
moment.
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Like you and I could...
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pizza the other day. You know that
pizza's really Chinese?
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. So is Tony.
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So tell me, Larry, Larry, how long you
been in the pizza game? Oh, a couple of
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days. No kidding. Boy, the way you carry
that looks like it's been a couple of
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years. Yeah, that's $12 .95.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Oh, a Mets fan, huh?
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Oh, no, just a slave to fashion.
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You know something?
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I'm a Yankee fan myself, yeah. I once
had a ball autographed by Mickey Mantle
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himself. Well, at least I thought it was
Mickey Mantle.
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You know what my father told me? No, but
I know what Tony told me. If I'm not
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back at the pizzeria in ten minutes, I'm
going home in eight slices.
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Okay.
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Here's $15.
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Keep the change, Larry.
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Oh, thanks, Mr. Kravitz. Sure, Larry.
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Kravitz. Wait a minute. No, no, Larry.
This is not my pizza.
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It is now. No, no, no. You don't
understand.
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I didn't order a pizza, and my name is
not Kravitz. Oh, that's okay. My name's
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not Larry.
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Hi, Brad.
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Uh, John.
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Yeah, listen, is that poker game still
on tonight?
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It is? Great.
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Yeah, sure, I'll bring the pizza.
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No anchovies? You got it.
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I was so busy, I really needed a break.
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So I figured, all work and no play makes
John a doughboy.
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That's not what's causing it, John.
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Here's your chips.
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Oh, thank you. I'm real sorry to hear
about your friend dying. Oh, that
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me. New rule.
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No more IOUs.
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Ah, boy. This is gonna be great.
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I haven't played poker since college.
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Yeah, boy, we had some times.
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Just a bunch of nutty English lit majors
sitting around playing for matchsticks.
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Talking about... Shelly and Pete and
Byron.
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Charming.
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Okay, everybody, shanty up.
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Oh, good. Like my father told me, you
can't win if you don't play.
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Of course, he also told me my Uncle Lou
was Mickey Mantle.
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And you believed that? You bet I did.
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Well, gentlemen, what do you say we
raise the stake?
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Are we celebrating?
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No, sir.
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That goes against my principles. Count
me out. I'm buying. Let's roll.
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there's a lot of repressed anger there.
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He really is upset.
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You know, a lot of times when a guy
loses his temper it's because there's
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something deeper inside bothering him.
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You know, like something at work,
something at home, something his father
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have told him when he was a kid.
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You know, I learned something. I learned
you gotta get that stuff out in the
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open and deal with it.
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I think we should talk to him.
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to Frenchie and find out what's really
bothering him.
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We know what's really bothering him,
John. Oh, you do?
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Well, what is it?
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He missed the flush.
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Oh.
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Okay, guys, new deck.
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Handy apples, go.
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Actually, I think I'm going to call it a
night.
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John, you're going already?
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Yeah, well, you see, I really got a lot
of important things to do at home.
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Listen, I had a really great time
tonight, and, uh... If anybody else
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sure to give me a call.
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i can't i got a call from my group well
what can i say they need me
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i'll call you monday okay bye
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and becomes a pest with a beautiful
goat.
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And Thursday's comedy lineup begins with
a Cosby show, followed by a different
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world. And on Cheers, Carla could be
rich if she gets rid of Eddie's ex
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Then it's a wacky visit from the
hereafter on Grand Thursday.
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Now stay tuned for...
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